*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰

Only the successful ones are. ;-)

I would say it depends what you consider to be rocket scientist, someone who is part of designing the rockets then nah not smarter, I could be part of that, but then the people who figured out how you can get that chunk of metal safely to space, using earths gravitational pull, managing to attach it safely to the space station that is moving 8km/s (5 miles per second) in orbit, and then plummeting it back to earth safely without burning everyone on board to crisp, dont feel like average people could do that.

This doesn't even make sense. The "general population" does not have a level of intelligence. Only individual people do. If you're talking about statistics, then a better way to phrase might be "Rocket scientists do not have above-average intelligence" (which I personally find hard to believe) or "Rocket scientists are only in the top 40 percentile of intelligence, not top 1 as one would think," or something like that.

I suppose it’s the sort of job that weeds out and explodes the less intelligent ones.

If you run into one it's best to bring a brain surgeon with you and let them duke it out.

they just have specialized knowledge in that area...

Not smarter than the average bear! (Just showed my age again!)

What about a brain surgeon.

But they have no common sense.

OK...You have to exclude a LARGE proportion of the general population...maybe they are not fully human...you know Make America Grate Again ...no spelling errors there. They are all about friction.

Apparently, quite a few animals do.

I think I know them as strozzapreti 🤔

I'm pretty sure plumbers installed less known saxopipes in our house.

Northern Ireland leads the world in eliminating clowns.

System of a Down's album entitled "Toxicity" was released two years before Britney Spears' song "Toxic." Just saying.

Sleek sporty and non-existent?

These days you don't even get 12 a fortnight!

I'd really, really like to see cops try to enforce this...lol.

This is why Boris plays them in the garden.