*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

Mermaiding is a real job! If you become a mermaid you can perform for all sorts of events such as fairs, birthday parties, aquariums too! (Depending on what aquarium) I've just been starting to get into it, but it is so fun and I highly recommend it!

Well duh, there have been relatively few Congresswomen, and most are recent enough that statues wouldn't yet be built.

Didn't even know of any congresswomen statues or monuments even existed in the USA.

how many monuments to mermaids? how many to congresswomen? and just for completeness, how many to congressmen?

Let me guess...there are 11 statues of mermaids, and 1 of a congresswoman.

Srsly

Mermaids are more trustworthy.

Nobody in politics should ever be presented on a monument

You mean there are monuments to congresswomen?

Cos we rock 😂

As it should be.

How does that number compare to the number of statues of Confederate generals? MERICA!

Mermaids setting yet even more impossible beauty standards

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰

Only the successful ones are. ;-)

Apparently, quite a few animals do.

I think I know them as strozzapreti 🤔

I'm pretty sure plumbers installed less known saxopipes in our house.

Northern Ireland leads the world in eliminating clowns.