*smirk*

Renaissance man.

I really want to know what the job was

That’s cool. I really love that

Priorities.

This needs to be popularized so people will stop spending on rings!!

So, are humans the most advanced creature on earth?

Definition of imposter syndrome: "Imposter syndrome is loosely defined as doubting your abilities and feeling like a fraud. It disproportionately affects high-achieving people, who find it difficult to accept their accomplishments. Many question whether they're deserving of accolades."

Nice job!

I don’t know why but I find this hilarious

Where do I sign?

Only 37 hours per week? That's sleep deprivation!

Id sign in a heartbeat

as long as i get to have food wheile watching said netflix!!!

Surprised this is dated november and not april.

This would suit my husband, work, sleep, eat, work eat, sleep

get ready for bed sores

Sign me up!

Where can I get an application? Sleeping is my favorite thing to do.

Bedsores didn't come from nowhere. Spending two thirds of your life (sleeping at home, in bed at work) in one is how you get them.

Oooh~ how do I join♪?

Available.

This is my calling

I could totally do this.

I just realized this is more hours than I usually sleep in an average week

Sounds great at first but s**t pay for what you're doing, and it would probably be terrible for your mental health, and for my weed consumption.

Unfortunately that would be a massive pay cut

You son of a b***h, I'm in.

saaaame

Oh sign me up

Dream job

Aka "don't wanna meet in a dark alley"

What about congressmermaids? Do they have statues?

That word would honestly take me out of depression lol

So...one horse actually produces 15 humanpower.

Yes to all of that. Where is my chocolate?

You just know the cat will steal it at the first opportunity

I wonder if anyone suggested "the iSuck"?

Luckily if they even taller it would be very uncomfortable for them

there obviously preparing for the international peanut butter famine of 2024

I don't know if it's true but I've heard ginger cats are mostly male.

It takes 10 times longer when there is a BP tab open in your browser...

Hence the prevalent use of "/s" at the end of a post.

oh good, we are teaching robots what we taste like

Aren't they always too close anyway?

I love nutmeg, but a little goes a long way.

Absolute nonsense, and when I tell my cats about this they'll come and beat you up

I guess that this decade the skirts will be as long as a wedding dress

Well Bud wasn't very wise.

What's 'voice traffic'?

Sad :(

grow potatoes everyone

nope.

Ooooh you're having an anxiety attack, too? This is going great!! 🥰🥰🥰