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There’s nothing like a hot, fresh home-cooked meal. As long as the person who prepared it doesn’t have their own bizarre style of cooking, that is… Every chef will tell you that creativity in the kitchen can be a great thing. But without mastering the basics, taking risks in the kitchen can also lead to some interesting outcomes.

Reddit users have recently been sharing the most questionable culinary habits their family members have, so we’ve gathered some eyebrow-raising responses below. Enjoy reading through these habits that would make Gordon Ramsay shudder, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly shocking!

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“I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My sister moved from the city to a small Texas town. Someone in their circle had a new baby girl and named her Brie. My sister jokingly said, "If you have another one, you can name it Gouda." Everyone looked at her with blank stares because they had no idea what Gouda was. It was perhaps a joke in bad taste, but she and i have laughed over that many times through the years, so in the end it was a worthwhile joke.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mother has entire cookbooks dedicated to cooking in the microwave. She thinks there are two ways to cook vegetables:

    1. Place frozen vegetables into Corningware. Add water and margarine. Microwave until they are mush.

    2. Dump canned vegetables and liquid from can into pot. Add margarine. Hear until slightly warm.

    I realized I could like vegetables the first time I tasted fresh green beans that had been lightly sauteed with olive oil, garlic, and salt.

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    Hanako-Kun 花子くん
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try baked broccoli with garlic and Parmesan cheese 😋 edit: and olive oil and baked

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    #3

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mom wouldn't eat hummus until I started calling it "bean dip".

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    Zoe Vokes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that it’s because hummus sound foreign. Bean dip sounds traditional and local.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My step dads mom took a stick of butter, used it like a crayon to butter the raw turkey, then put the rest of the stick on the table for rolls. That was over 20 years ago and I still refuse to eat anything she makes.

    Luckily, I live several states away. I plan all trips to visit my mother NOT on holidays so I can avoid her... And all the holiday travelers.

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one Easter half my family went to the hospital because of leftovers. Thanks Mom!

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My in-laws visited for a month and I had to learn the hard way that, despite having travelled the world over, they are not adventurous eaters nor particularly well acquainted with good cooking. We wanted to grill one evening and my mother-in-law insisted that the pork loin medallions needed to be BOILED for AN HOUR before cooking on the grill. I watched her turn the meat into small gray pucks, slather them in bottled sauce, then grill for 5 minutes a side. When they cut them, the interior was fluffy and dry, resembling sawdust more than meat. Very glad we also cooked sausage or I would have been sad AND hungry.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices I have a dairy allergy. I visited home for the holidays. My dad tried to argue with me that THERE IS NO DAIRY IN RANCH DRESSING.

    “What about the buttermilk, Dad?”

    “It’s *not* milk-it’s *buttermilk*! Ha!”

    “And what is the base ingredient for that curdled milk Dad?”

    “It’s not the same thing. You’re just being picky!”

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad when strangers ignore or even mock your food allergies, but when it comes from people who supposedly care about you, that's just awful.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Mine really isn't that bad but my sister acts like I'm CrAZy when I leave the skin on my salmon to cook...I know it's less common in the US but I still can't help to feel very annoyed. Crispy skin is the best part!

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't eat the skin, the salmon tastes better if cooked with the skin on it.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices It is always stressful eating at my in laws. MIL cooks one potato per person. They're the size of golf balls.

    Thanksgiving. She takes away the sour cream immediately so it doesn't spoil. It's been out for 5 minutes. She'll hover and take your plate the second you clear it. Don't even think about 2nds. Remember, 1 potato per person.

    Husband, FIL, and I come in for lunch after hours of making firewood. Felling trees, hauling them out. Block, split, and pile. MIL has made one half of a premade garlic loaf for all 4 of us. That one made me cry.

    2 weeks ago. Husband and I realize we haven't had French Toast in a couple years. You can't screw up French Toast, so we went to my in laws for breakfast. Her "recipe" is 1 egg and 3 cups of milk, which she mixed up before even putting the bacon on. She served her husband a lump of wet bread. I said my bacon was enough. My husband sort of salvaged the mixture by adding more eggs. Puts mixture in fridge. But FIL wants another piece. MIL scolds him to put the mix back in the fridge not 2 seconds after his bread hit the pan so it doesn't go bad. Yet, it's already been out 20 minutes because she mixed it up before even putting the bacon on.

    Non food related, we stopped out this weekend. She said sorry for not combing her hair - she's washing sheets today, which means she washes her hair today, and her comb, so she can't comb her hair until after.

    God forbid you take anything out of the oven before the timer goes off. Even if that means burnt Grands biscuits. Which are gross even when not burnt.

    Watching her wash dishes is painful. Wash a plate, rinse it, dry it with a towel, then lay it on the table. For *every* *fricken* *dish*. Not wash all the plates, then rinse every plate, then dry every plate. And she complains her feet get sore from all the walking.

    Christmas a few years ago. I made a beautiful beef roast and also a duck. I freaked out when she tried to dump a can of cream of mushroom on my duck *for gravy". She still brings it up "my mother was a good cook and I've been cooking for 45 years"

    Easter is this weekend. She asked us to coordinate going out because she doesn't want to cook this year. Now, I would love to host, and do all the cooking because a) I love to host and b) I wouldn't leave hungry. But we're in the middle of some projects so we can't. And I refuse to cook at her house because I like things like mixing bowls, proper utensils, more than 2 inches of counter space because she's got s**t piled everywhere, and accurate ovens. Anyways. I spent a couple hours coming up with a few options to present to my husband's brother and sister. Then I find out MIL has asked all 3 of her kids to do the coordinating. So we all had different ideas instead of one person running the show, so to speak. All of us are irritated.

    Gah.

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    Marnie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some autistic people (like me) can also be like this. I come up with "rules" of how to do things and they take over (like deciding you MUST leave something in the oven until timer goes off, because that's "how you're supposed to do things"). I hope I'm not this annoying, though. I'm much better after years of my son gently and kindly and humorously making fun of me.

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    Justme
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hadn’t had French toast in a while … so you went to your MIL’s house … who you know to be a bad cook ???

    Debbie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your MIL has some logical processing issues. Or whatever the name is for not seeing processes/logical flows... (Mostly diagnosed because of the way she does the dishes). Or that everything needs to be in a certain order, done in a certain order? And if you know she makes small portions - bring your own "side dish" or snack as a way of saying "thank you for having us over".

    teenytabs
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like your MIL lived in the depression era and maybe has some sort of OCD.

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate it when old ladies assume that everybody are happy with old lady-portions.

    Mia Black
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that with bacon and French toast? I know French toast as white bread/brioche dunked in a mixture of egg, milk, sugar and cinnamon and then bagged in a pan. Nothing more. Where should the aunt had put the bacon? I am curious

    GirlFriday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is saying that the batter was mixed up and sitting out before the bacon for the side was started and this made the concoction extra runny.

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    Madster
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested to know what this lady's redeeming qualities are..

    Mbfsc63
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post was too effing long. Yeah MIL is a rubbish cook......got it!!! Eat elsewhere or at home. Not rocket science.

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people spend so much time having meals with people whose cooking they (rightfully, it sounds like) can’t get on with? There are so many other things they could do than visit these people specifically for meals. I wouldn’t go to Thanksgiving at the home of someone who cooks like this, or to their house for breakfast. Visit later or earlier in the day, not at meal times.

    Judi Fisher
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I mean, I make biscuits from scratch too, but there is nothing wrong with Grands. It sounds like she has more issues with MIL than just her bad cooking .. I mean, she went off for a minute there with venom. So she's a bad cook .. we get it. Maybe she can show her MIL how to make a few things, give her some lessons .. but she's berating her way over the top for just not knowing how to cook.

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    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, it seems like MIL might have come from a poor family. Or anywhere where food was scarce. They might have had to stretch food to feed more people. Kinda justifies her allotment or that "rationing potatoes" thing. Also, she might have an irrational fear of food borne illness. So now that she has proper refrigeration, she's gone overboard.

    thewomaninthestripedshirt
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like that maybe explains why she serves such small potatoes and so on, but it doesn’t justify it. She needs therapy.

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    Mizfit2
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time you host just not invite her and send a plate to her. I'll happily take her seat at the table, you sound like a great chef!

    Silvan_gold
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has your MIL ever had a stroke? My grandma had trouble with critical thinking skills after hers. Has she always had issues in the kitchen or is this a new thing?

    Summer VI
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I took a green bean casserole to T-day dinner people were amazed at how good it was and asked my secret ... Fresh green beans!

    Gianna B D
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIL sounds like a bad cook, but OP is sounding a little dramatic. Having only one potato is "stressful"? She was going to *cry* because she didn't get a big enough portion? "GrAnDs BiScUiTs ArE gRoSs"? If you know you aren't going to like food, just eat beforehand like a normal person.

    natalie cohen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she always been like this ? If not get her to a doctor, this could be the early stages of dementia.

    Skimommy
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all assume that other people are about as smart as we are but roughly half of the people must be dumber than the other half. I'm always surprised when I encounter somebody who is actually dumb, they're always doing dumb stuff that nobody with a normal amount of intelligence would ever do... My theory, is that MIL is not on the smart end of the spectrum.

    Judi Fisher
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so gross about Grands biscuits? I mean, homemade is always better, but there's nothing wrong with Grands 🤔

    Michelle Smith
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's anything wrong with grands biscuits myself however, I wouldn't mind them staying in the oven until they are burnt just like the op said

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    I’mSoEmotional
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never think of putting something into someone else’s cooking! But I have a mil who always criticized what I’ve made by saying something should have been added or removed from my dish. She’s a great cook, but I don’t think you should criticize other people’s cooking, no matter who they are.

    Aitsuki Kitsune
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a control freak... Tell her you don't care how long she's been cooking, you won't tolerate her messing with your hard work!! 😤

    Craig Reynolds
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to deal with people like her is to set the rules and explain this is how it is, take it or leave it. Also, if she initially takes it, tell her in no uncertain terms that no interference in the kitchen will be tolerated. In fact, she is NOT allowed in the kitchen at all. Rules violations get;s you an Uber hone and hungry.

    Zeljka Anastasia
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my eggs broken, over hard. My mother in law made me eggs holding her ancient leaking poodle the whole time, and plated them when the bottom was firm enough to remove from the plan. Slippery, snotty eggs with that damn dog walking all over the counters, stepping on the plates and licking anything he wanted.. my husband thought it was rude I wouldn't eat anything except the snacks I'd stashed in the vehicle...

    Lisa Delgado
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my first Thanksgiving with my husband, I made everything from scratch. Even the cranberry sauce. My MIL said she would bring the turkey. She comes over with a pre-stuffed, pre-cooked turkey she bought.

    Janet L
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL and yours would be best buds! However many guests at the table it would be the same - two tomatoes, a few slices of ham, a few of bread, a tiny bit of cheese. It was like pass the parcel. At dinner FIL would have a heaped plate - the rest of us, 1 potato, a couple of tiny slices of meat, a spoonful of gravy. She used to save the skin off rice pudding for another dessert. How she raised four kids I’ll never know, and money wasn’t tight.

    Jessica Hannah
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't imagine having a MIL like that. Everyone in my family over cooks, and most nights I find myself cooking for 6 when there's only 4 of us lol. We make sure no one goes hungry including neighbors I guess lol.

    Karen Bryan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thee's more going on here, and it has nothing to do with bad cooking.

    Corey Crawford
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like it's time to get sick a day before there's any eating at the in laws

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 egg to every 2 slices of 1/2" thick sourdough bread. Beat with about an equal amount of heavy cream or (I use French Vanilla Coffee Creamer), 1TBLS grated orange zest, and about 1/2 tsp of freshly grated nutmeg. Put in a casserole dish to "absorb" for at about 5 minutes. Flip. Serve with maple syrup & the orange you zested, sliced.

    Mara S.
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you honestly so much for the laugh so that I'm not the only one feeling insane dealing with insane people. Lol. Lovingly.

    Gabrielle Clare
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OCD, possibly other neuroses. Very exasperating. There may be ways to mitigate - bring food to supplement depressing portions, not go to MiL's specifically because you fancy French toast..), but OP sounds pure livid. Possibly because nobody else is acknowledging that the ma has significant, evident problems.

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something else going on here for her but I'm unsure what, maybe OCD or similar? 🤔

    Bunny is Dreaming
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps try to get her to see a therapist. Sounds like she might have some OCD or processing issues

    Ouzodaki
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you’ll have a sh*tload of memories to share in the future.

    GlitterPanda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a mental health professional by any means, but based on my experiences with people who have similar personality traits, I wouldn't be surprised if she were on the spectrum

    day light
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I'm on the spectrum and I just can't see it. on the other hand, I did have an auntie with OCD and she would always throw a fit if things didn't go exactly how they *needed* to go. she also had a lot of rituals to make sure bad things wouldn't happen and had to do things in an exact order, even if it was slower, or else something bad would happen. it was a massive stressor on her life and she never got the support she needed, and now she's no longer here because no one ever reached a hand out. I was too young to really understand it by the time she was already gone

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    I know what Riley knows
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah. I couldn't have said it better. Lord help me for the time I complained that I couldn't drink my MIL's coffee. Which is an art all to it's own.

    CJ Avant
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can't help herself. Truly, she has no control over the compulsions that dominate and control everything that she does. My grandmother's neighbor would hire her lawn mowed, mulched and bagged. She would then take a broom and sweep the lawn. She deep cleaned all the time. A dead leaf on a shrub had to be picked, a twig or limb that was slightly too long had to be clipped or she couldn't quit. Every week she took all the screens off of all the windows and scrub them. It wasn't that she loved slaving over the tiniest imperfection, it was that her mind wouldn't let her relax unless she saw nothing but perfection. Once I realized that, I felt so sorry for her. She lived in that home well into her late 90's and had to be placed into a nursing home because she was killing herself cleaning. Imagine her in such an "imperfect" place where she wasn't allowed to clean it up. She could find no peace even in her final days.

    Tristan J
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like hating the MIL than anything of great substance

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    #9

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My mom once had a meltdown in her kitchen when she saw me cooking an egg in a pan on the stove. She likes to cook her eggs in the microwave until they're rubbery and tinged with gray, and she insists that this is the only way to do it.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother is right. The ancient Phoenicians introduced the microwave to the Baltic kitchen, and eggs haven't been the same since.

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    I moved to the Santa Fe, New Mexico area after college and fell in love with the food. I took my parents to a decent New Mexican restaurant when they visited...and my father got a hamburger in a tortilla. You know that feeling when you've discovered something you think is life-changing, you want to share it, and no one cares? That was me on that day.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices All non-American dishes (anything besides burgers, sandwiches, meat and potatoes, etc) are "ethnic food" no matter the cuisine. They also typically assume any "ethnic food" will be spicy.

    Fresh vegetables are too crunchy, so canned is preferable.

    One exception to this is popcorn, which is a totally normal dinner side and something that my dad proudly claims is his "favorite vegetable."

    "Salad" can mean almost anything. Example: apple banana salad = apples, bananas, mayonnaise

    Pureed anything (especially soups) = baby food, and they usually won't touch it.

    (My family consists of a bunch of white Midwestern people, can you tell? Lol)

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    Bols
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am generally rather open minded but fruit with mayo should be punishable lol

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    #12

    My mother's and grandmother's reaction when I mention kimchi was saying "isn't that buried in the ground for months" and general mild disgust. They both eat sauerkraut, so fermented cabbage shouldn't be something overly exotic.

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    BWC
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they got their kimchi information from watching M*A*S*H.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices "That smells great! What is it?"

    Butter and garlic

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me laugh remembering every time I would start to heat butter or ghee with some onion my whole family would suddenly appear.

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Oh I have so many i don't know where to start. I was born and raised in eastern Europe in the 90's so my parents weren't really exposed to different cuisines or spices and this has cause some drama and confusion whenever my parents visit and I make them try something new.

    My mom threw out my camembert cheese and then scolded me for a good 10 minutes about keeping "stinky, moldy, bad food " in the fridge.

    My dad refuses to eat any vegetables that still have any crunch or sushi (even though he tried sushi and liked it... Eating raw fish is wrong??)

    Black pepper is too spicy.

    According to my dad avocados taste like "creamy dirt"

    On the plus side they were mind blown by poached eggs and adequately cooked meat.

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    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on, avocados have taste? To me, they taste like creamy nothing... It might be because they are imported and not of best quality, but they need a lot of spices to taste like something

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    My mother in law makes substitutions that make even good recipes inedible. Adding wheat flour and almond extract to sugar cookies. Making my roasted chicken with lemon herb compound in butter, she used skinless chicken breasts, margarine, dry herbs and the plastic lemon 🍋 lemon juice. Then says “mine didn’t taste like yours” yea, no s**t Janet.

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this too. I also think in her mind if something has the same colour as what she’s supposed to use, it’s fair game.

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    I was cooking once and had some powdered turmeric on the counter. My young son asked me why I was putting 'cheese' in the dish. That was the moment I realized I'd served him Kraft mac 'n' cheese one too many times...

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    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Ordered takeout last night with my in-laws. There was a salmon ciabatta sandwich with a dill mayo on it and my father-in-law asked me what dill mayo was and wondered if it was some kind of pickle flavored mayo. I said no, it’s just mayo seasoned presumably with some fresh dill weed. This man is 70 years old and had no idea dill weed is a herb/spice! I pulled some dry dill weed out of my spice cabinet to show him because he had never heard of it before.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling it "weed" really doesn't help. Dill is a herb. I am trying to resist the urge to call dill mayo, dilldo.

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    #18

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices On one visit, my Mom threw out 2 six-packs of Hefeweizen because the bottles were cloudy and had sediment.

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    WonderWoman
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother took it upon herself to throw out things in your refrigerator without discussing it with you???

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    #19

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Went to visit my uncle a few years back and made some slow cooker beans (with pork) which everyone loved and asked me to make again. Later, on the drive to the store with my aunt, I mentioned wanting to get some smoked pork hocks and she immediately started telling me all the reasons why pork isn’t good for your health (I honestly didn’t know she didn’t eat pork sauce the rest of my family does).

    I didn’t have the heart to tell her that she’d just scarfed down two bowls of porky beans the night before. Now, I make sure to tell her repeatedly when something I cooked contains pork.

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    Justin Smith
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the aunts fault. She should have asked what was in it if she didn't know.

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    #20

    My dad refused to eat raw veggies and dip until I renamed it “crudités”.

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    #21

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices I made Christmas dinner once and my sister deemed the ham trash because "You didn't take the bone out. Gordon Ramsay would've" I got deemed unfit for next Christmas dinner so she took care of it. She cooked a tube of deli ham instead. I used hand shredded cheese for a casserole and she complain it was too cheesy cause it was melted too much. She's the only family I got left so it's kinda hard to not cook for her. She's so randomly picky.

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    #22

    My mom’s side of the family is full of passionate, talented professional and home cooks.

    My dad’s side of the family puts under-seasoned ground meat, cheddar, and KETCHUP on a tortilla and calls it a taco

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    Glenn Schroeder
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a German lady with a cooking channel on YouTube. Most of the stuff she makes looks pretty good, but occasionally I'll see her add sliced avocado to a dish . . . and then put ketchup on it. I cringe every time.

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    #23

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad loves cocktail shrimp served in those little plastic circle dishes from the grocery store and breaks them out wherever company is over. Thinking it's fancy, he calls it "Shrimp Circle".

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    #24

    This is an everyday occurrence. Me: Sautéing garlic and onions as I prepare to make an Italian dish. My dad: 'What the HELL is going ON here?!
    Honestly, he would prefer I starve than 'stink the whole place up' with garlic and onions,

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    #25

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My friend considered himself a true connoisseur of whisky/whiskey/Scotch. I found out he keeps it in the fridge and drinks it cold. He was quite horrified when I suggested he try it at room temperature (or warmer, or with a splash of water added). Imagine my face when he eventually tried it and said ‘wow, the flavour is really coming through actually!’

    He also made us dinner once by putting a frozen-solid chicken breast in a pot of plain boiling water. (I said nothing by the way as I was his guest, but yeah he considers himself a very decent home cook)

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    #26

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My Dad insists he can cook. All he knows how to do is chop things small and boil them. The Maillard reaction has never taken place in his kitchen.

    No matter what cooking method he uses, it invariably comes out tasting like it was done in a slow cooker.

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    #27

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My parents went to New Orleans and ate at a Wendy's.

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this drives me nuts! Why travel at all if not to immerse yourself in the culture and cuisine of the area?

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    #28

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad will comment on and interfere with anything another person is doing in the kitchen. I have to kick him out. My aunt deals with it by giving him jobs like setting the table.

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I'm sure that can be annoying when you're cooking, I think it's nice that he stays "involved" instead of snoring in front of the television.

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    #29

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad hates the texture, and taste, of most vegetables. He passed this down to my brother and I, so my mom made awesome salsa- that was totally pureed. I was very confused by chunky salsa when I was old enough to notice it at other people's homes.

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was talking with someone recently who is a fully grown adult who never ate a mushroom. Will not eat an onion or pepper that hasn't been pureed, will not eat 95% of all the fabulous herbs and spices in the world. Makes me very unhappy to think about living such a bland life.

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    #30

    I brought a bottle of red wine to my cousin’s house. She immediately put it in the fridge.

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    Bruce Horton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read in different places: red wine in the fridge 15 minutes before serving, white wine the opposite

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    #31

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices One of my aunts has a dish she calls Barbecue Ham. I will share the recipe with you:

    1. Put several packs of pressed ham cold cuts, one sliced onion, and a bottle of KC Masterpiece in a crockpot and cook on high for 4 hours.

    2. Serve on wonderbread.

    My mom and I always find excuses to miss the family reunion potlucks.

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    #32

    Growing up, we always knew my mom's turkey burgers were done when the smoke alarm went off.

    My mother, to this day, still raves about how fabulous the food at my grandparents' retirement community brunches was. Everything was overcooked and under-seasoned, just how she cooks at home.

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    #33

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My folks took a cruise overseas many years ago. They were seated with 8 other people at the dinner table. After one meal, a cheese platter was served. One of the diners, apparently from Arkansas or somewhere similar, asked my Dad what all that 'stuff was'. He said it was different kinds of cheese and identified each one for the guy. His response? " Dang, there Really IS other cheese than Velveeta"?

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    #34

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My MIL puts a packet of Lipton’s dry onion soup mix in everything she makes. Every dish! Rice, mashed potatoes, taco meat. It’s the only thing consistent about her cooking.

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    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use dry onion soup to make dip, if I'm i a hurry. But if I have time, I much prefer fresh chives, parsley, garlic and shallots.

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    #35

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices Once watched my wife's grandma dice an onion by slicing rounds, like you might do for burgers, then peeling the slices, then go through and dice it. All with a steak knife.

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    #36

    My friend throws things in to bake a cake & thinks it’s like cooking where you go with your heart & do as you feel like & add a bit of this & a bit of that.

    One day she said she doesn’t understand why her stuff doesn’t come out well. She was completely shocked & didn’t seem to believe me when I said baking needs a recipe following on the whole & some rules obeying for it to succeed as it’s a science & can’t be treated like cooking.

    My aunt buys takeaway fried chicken & fries it again at home before serving it to her family because she says the outside is too dry & not oily enough.

    A relative deep fries things & then puts it in the air fryer to make it less oily.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that baking is chemistry - need the right formula (recipe) to get it right. Cooking is a rough plan that can be switched up.

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    #37

    My MIL and FIL have a standardised set of three (3) dishes that they make. Dry, overcooked roast with overcooked potatoes and carrots. Oven-roasted chicken thighs, rice and powder-bernaise. Grilled sausages with lettuce. That's it.

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    #38

    My stepfather is an absolute toddler about food. A literal 60-year-old man who still throws tantrums when my mom doesn't make him what he wants for dinner...
    One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth. He spent all of last summer insisting that every pack of cheese my mom got was 'bad,' but they were all totally fine. Our conclusion? We think that for the first time in his life, he actually smelled the cheese before inhaling it.

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    David A Paterson
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One of his normal practices is to eat slices of white American cheese straight from the packages. Sometimes he just takes slices out of the package and stuffs them in his mouth." Doesn't everybody? The individually wrapped slices also make good bookmarks.

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    #39

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My dad’s mom boiled steak in a cast iron skillet. She caught an empty cast iron on fire and scorched the kitchen ceiling.

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    #40

    My FIL bought a precooked Honeybaked ham one year.

    To reheat it, he put it in the oven at 350 for at least an hour.

    The Sahara desert of ham. Gods it was dry.

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    #41

    My ex-MIL told me adding salt to water made it take longer to boil, and that putting a metal spoon in hot water made the water hotter, not cooler. Not a big believer in science, that one. 

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    Frances M
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she’s right about the salt water, boiling point of salted water is 102 degrees Celsius, while just pure water is 100 degrees Celsius.

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    #42

    My partner met my grandparents for the first time who are Mauritian Chinese. They’d cooked a pigs trotters stew (amongst other things). My mrs took a bite, not realising they had bones in…not sure if it was impolite to spit the bones out, she swallowed them.

    On the other hand, I’ve been offered “food” once at her family’s place. It was what they called a “pizza bagel” - a cold bagel, with tomato purée and a slice of plastic cheese on it…

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    #43

    My mother-in-law proudly makes this one very specific chunky salsa...that has raw diced carrots in it. I have no idea where she got that recipe from, but it's bland, watery, and WAY too crunchy.

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    Glenn Schroeder
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had salsa once that people bragged on. The only thing I could taste was chili powder. Not good. I don't mind heat, but salsa should not taste strongly from chili powder.

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    #44

    I brought my mom and niece to a nice restaurant in Boston, interpreted the menu for them (it was in Spanish, I could make out most of it). We played it safe but also ordered a few new things for them to try (adventure in food and culture is important for kids). My mom SCREAMED “ew gross” like a child in the middle of the crowded dining room when I said there are anchovies on the Cesar salad as they were delivering them to the table. She thought that meant caviar.

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    #45

    My mother-in-law cuts every single vegetable up with a paring knife. It's horrible watching her struggle to cut large items (like potatoes and onions), but she just sits there and insists that 'A small knife makes it go faster.' Then again, she also boils chicken in water in the microwave and eats it, so...

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    David A Paterson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A paring knife is safer. Good for 1001 uses, such as getting the glue out of a tube when it's gone solid at the nozzle.

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    #46

    My brother and his wife had this huge house with an amazing kitchen. Nice layout, all the fancy stuff. They never used it. Well, they used the horizontal surface of the island and counters, but not one meal was cooked in that kitchen. Their kids were raised on take out food.

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    David A Paterson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quote from TV show. "Oh, is that your kitchen", "I don't know, I've never used it".

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    #47

    Ohh that's bad. My mom said cooking the turkey on Thanksgiving day was too much work along with hosting. So she cooked the bird weeks in advance, carved it and froze it. Mmmmkay

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    #48

    My mum will buy and eat any substitution food she can because she believes it’s healthier, even if it’s specifically made for people with food intolerances (like gluten free bread) or religious reasons (like lamb bacon she got from a halal butcher). Mung bean pasta, cashew nut pesto, cannellini bean hummus, it goes on and on and I find it very confusing

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    #49

    My mom once made butternut squash soup, it was very bland so when I asked her what was in it, she said it was just butternut squash roasted and blended - not even any salt. When I asked her if she considered adding anything like seasoning or garlic, she said she prefers it to just be butternut squash

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    #50

    But…did you put Christmas tree needles in your olive oil?

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    #51

    When my dad makes cheese sauce, he adds milk, then a few tablespoons of flour and butter. Then, he adds a chunk of cheese, not grated just a full chunk of cheese in. Once melted, if it hasn't thickened enough he will add a tablespoon or two of cornflour (cornstarch) to seal the deal. Tastes bland, has the texture of a chunky paste.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is this: you MUST add the flour to the fat (butter) FIRST, so the starch gets coated in lipids. Then you add the milk or whatever aquaeous liquid you are using. Once that is smoothe, add the cheese however you like, shredded or as a block.

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    #52

    “I think there’s weevils in your pumpkin”, from father commenting on a carrot and caraway seed purée.

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    #53

    “I Still Refuse To Eat Anything She Makes”: 30 People Share The Wildest Cooking Practices My family calls everything small and in large quantities rice. Quinoa? Rice. Couscous? Rice.

    I guess it’s only two things, but it’s still weird.

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to date a girl who called all birds, "chickens." Pigeon? Chicken. Dove? Hey, little chicken!

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    #54

    My uncle had a bunch of dried herbs that were at least 7 years past their best by date and he absolutely refused to throw them away. Just add sawdust to your food at that point.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herbs in jars may lose their potency over time, it's true, but many will retain a lot of flavour, so use them up, just make sure you add extra and taste, taste, taste as you're cooking to check how much flavour they've added. Seven years past their date is nothing.

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    #55

    Honestly, I'm amazed that my grandfather never got food poisoning. He'd frequently leave soup out on the stove for days on end — just heating it back up when he was hungry and letting it cool down for hours, or even days, before heating it up again. In the winter, he'd store food outside instead of in the refrigerator since it was 'free' to cool it down...except he'd continue to do this until it was in the 50s.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a pot of soup out and reheating isn't actually a health hazard per se, as long as it's covered and properly reheated every time. This was actually common for centuries, known as pottage, where new ingredients could be added each day but only rarely would the pot be emptied and started from scratch.

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