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The punchline is "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?" Sung to the tune of "Chattanooga Choo-choo." I can't remember the joke that goes with it!
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#1
I had never heard of this, but thought it was funny. There are a few things I found to maybe help you with your answer.
The joke:
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he actually has two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? (With the question being sung to the tune of Chattanooga Choo-Choo)
The other is the parody song (sung to the same tune) lyrics:
Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...
how you afford, that little cat who chewed your new shoes
hope it doesnt repeat
while they're still on your feet
it chewed nike, and some fila, and my sandals to crap,
it chewed the tongue, the soles, the laces and it mangled the strap
hope it don't repeat this on my new adidas
cause I gotta leave for Carolina
when the puss was left alone, I knew what she'd do
but what I didn't know that was she also would chew..
gave her food and litter,
I guess she just got bitter
and said baby, there you are..
she doesnt like the taste of boots or leather on her face
I find she's such a picky eater now she's gonna die
just wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home
Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...
Original Performer: Hank Snow
Parody Song Title: "Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes"
Parody Written by: Malcolm Higgins
Final score:
2points
Joel Strauss 2 years ago
The first joke you've provided sounds like it is very close to the joke I can't remember. I really love the song lyrics, too!
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#2
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Final score:
0points
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