35 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)
Many of us spend hours each day in front of the computer or our phone screens—whether for work or for pleasure. However, far from everyone knows just how computers and the programs they run work. For all intents and purposes, for the majority of us, computers are akin to magic: we don’t care how they work as long as we get our daily dose of cat pics.
However, the programmers, coders, computer scientists, and digital geeks of this world surf circles around us on the internet and know the nitty-gritty of how our tech really functions. And in their world, humor takes on a specific tone: you’ve got to know a bit about programming to really get the jokes that are multilayered like onions.
The r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit is chock full of awesome programming memes and jokes that you’re bound to enjoy if you fancy yourselves fans of coding and all things tech, dear Pandas. Upvote your fave pics as you scroll down.
Bored Panda reached out to software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew Eckel for some insights into programming. Read on for his thoughts, dear Pandas.
You’ll find some more awesome coding memes in Bored Panda’s earlier articles about r/ProgrammerHumor right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.
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Some Years Later…
Bored Panda wanted to get software engineer Andrew's opinion on whether or not it's important what programming language people start with. He shared that if you're pressed to learn a new language, for example for university, you might get the motivation to go above and beyond.
"My undergrad program was taught in C++, but where I went to grad school, they used Java. To catch up, I wound up taking graduate-level classes and the freshman intro class in the same semester. My fellow students in the freshman class wondered how I suddenly became their TA in the following semester," Andrew shared a snippet from his own life.
Guess Flexibility Wasn't A Requirement
Based On Personal Experience
As an IT support guy, have heard lots of stories of programmers who didn't know how to do many basic IT things. They're different fields. Like being in the Army doesn't mean you know how to fly helicopters AND manage a mobile howitzer system
I have friend who works in Facebook in IT department. He literally changes cartridges in printers.
This is so true... Any affiliation with any IT makes you a computer/electronics magician in eyes of those technologicaly impaired...
As a machine tech I get asked issues about Word Or setting up Outlook.
I mean, I can try googling the error code on the printer. But so could you....
Andrew fully believes that programming allows for a lot of creativity and expression. In his view, saying that programming isn't creative is "like saying using a sewing machine isn't creative. It's creative if you make something creative with it! It's a craft that can be done both artfully and in the service of creating great art. Or you can program a garage door opener with it."
He quipped: "If people say it isn't creative, you won't hear them over the sound of your garage door closing."
Namespacing...
Computer Screams..
When AI becomes sentient it’s coming for the people that made this… 🤣
Why But Why?
The computer doesn't know that you are missing a semicolon. It sees what looks like two instructions in a row and assume you meant for them to be two separate instructions. But it could be something else, and the computer tells you about the problem so you make it clear what you want, instead of fixing it without telling you and ending up with a code that doesn't do what you want.
Software engineer Andrew also opened up to us about his latest creative projects. "I've been working on a song called 'Fire Escape,' with a couple of my Boston friends singing backup, recorded remotely, and a synth bass part with a lot of pitch shifts in it. Inspired by the synth bass of Britney Spears's 'Toxic,' I hooked up a MIDI joystick to control pitch in the left-right direction and vibrato in the up-down direction, emulating the way the joystick on some '80s synths worked. The song as a whole is nothing like 'Toxic,' a whole different sound, but for the bass part I wanted that vibe!" he told Bored Panda.
Meanwhile, he's preparing to release his LeastAverageImage project's code open-source next week, "along with some results of running the program with a classic Simpsons episode as input." He also "did a little photoshoot with a favorite toy from my childhood last weekend, for a silly joke making fun of NFTs."
Wait, What Is Happening Here?
We Know
And the worst thing is, the codes you proudly thought were short and compact and workable, could be even shorter and more compact.
Steal What Is Stolen
Whoever made those original codes, I owe you my semester marks 🙏🏻
The r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit has nearly a whopping 1.8 million members, as well as an additional 54k followers on Twitter. Created way back in 2012, it celebrated its 10th anniversary at the end of January this year.
Whether you’re a veteran programmer or are completely new with a freshly-baked diploma, if you plan on sharing memes on the sub, you should always aim for relevant jokes. All the humor has to be programming-related, so jokes that are generic and cover other professions are best kept for other online communities.
Software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew previously gave Bored Panda some great insights into the work, life, and world of programming.
"I Don‘t Know Why It Is Not Working"
Whatever, Dude
Has This Ever Happened To You?
Step 1) palm to the face. Step 2) shake head. Step 3) repeat steps 1 & 2.
He explained that debugging can actually be fun and said that programming as a whole is very rewarding when you finally manage to figure out the puzzle. For him, programming is definitely all worth it.
According to software engineer Andrew, the core of any programmer or computer scientist’s joy lies in creating new and exciting things and then watching them work as they had intended.
Pain
Project Manager's Scream In Disguise
Im Turning 14 Years Old! This Is The Cake That My Dad Made
"The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," he said what keeps him passionate.
"You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation,” Andrew said that someone can experience joy without programming something entirely unique and never-before-seen.
What?
Boom
They Have A Job To Keep!
“There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," he said.
Andrew shared one recent moment of programming joy. It happened when his software-based art project finally started working as intended. "I certainly had that kind of moment when my image processing program LeastAverageImage spat out the 'airplanes' image and it was exactly what I had been hoping for," he said.
Thoughts??
Of course they are not low skill. It's just that fast food chains make a profit out of not having expensive senior staff. They give difficult stressful jobs to young people and expect them to burn out and fail so they can hire new ones without having to raise salaries.
Pro-Grammer Move Right There!
Riding The Good Life
"But I had a similar feeling when a program I intended to reduce photos to only the colors available on a Lite Brite completely failed but made a 'running paint' effect much cooler than anything I was intending to make," he told Bored Panda. "That program isn't called LiteBriteColors now; it's called The ErrorSpreader," he added
They Need To Stop Doing This
I can relate this to my supervisor coming up with +/- 4 years of work for one student who's only got 4 months time and me, the lab tech, has to teach the student how to work a pipette.
Great Typo
It Hurts
The code, the teacher, the keyboard, the compiler all are after us
However, like in most professions, big breakthroughs and moments of adrenaline don’t happen all the time. Usually, things are more mundane, the happiness that you get from your work is calmer, simpler.
"Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."
Yeah Right
Who Else ..?
Javascript Has And Will Always Have A Very Special Place In My
Javascript be like I am slowly going to kill you and you won't even fell a thing .....
Andrew shared with us a witty conversation between a teacher and a student that he heard back during a grad class that he took.
"Teacher: Since we don't care about the language specifics, I'm going to write the example in pseudo-code.
Student: Pseudo-code...isn't that the puzzle with numbers on a grid?
Teacher: No, that's Sudoku."
It's Too Painful
Working With Old School Programmers Can Be A Pain Sometimes
Are You Good With Computers?
We All Can Relate
It Works!
I'm so glad he's wearing a high visablity vest. Very important when 10K feet in the air. (yeah I know it's a photoshop).
Well Well
"C++ Makes It Harder To Shoot Yourself, But When You Do It Blows Your Whole Leg Off"
Why Are You Like This?
anybody else get the urge to slam your head into the wall after trying absolutely everything to fix something and then someone comes in and says "dId YoU tRy TuRnInG iT oFf AnD bAcK oN??????"
I get paid more than £145 to £395 to downvote all these stupid ad bots. god i hate them so much
Report them at https://www.boredpanda.com/ I try to do it but I'm just one person
Load More Replies...And no one mentions putting Easter eggs into your code. Usually there are states in the application that should not be reachable by normal operations. So if somehow the code reaches this point, I'll have some error message like "Congrats on finding the secret level!".
I wrote a program with a button that simply said "Do not click this button." If you did, it would increment a counter and display a box saying "I said not to click that." If you kept clicking it, the messages got progressively nastier until, on click #10, "FINE! If you can't follow instructions, firetruck you, I'm outta here." and the program would quit.
Load More Replies...And relatable. I'd ditch IT if I could just figure out what else I'm good at.
Load More Replies...anybody else get the urge to slam your head into the wall after trying absolutely everything to fix something and then someone comes in and says "dId YoU tRy TuRnInG iT oFf AnD bAcK oN??????"
I get paid more than £145 to £395 to downvote all these stupid ad bots. god i hate them so much
Report them at https://www.boredpanda.com/ I try to do it but I'm just one person
Load More Replies...And no one mentions putting Easter eggs into your code. Usually there are states in the application that should not be reachable by normal operations. So if somehow the code reaches this point, I'll have some error message like "Congrats on finding the secret level!".
I wrote a program with a button that simply said "Do not click this button." If you did, it would increment a counter and display a box saying "I said not to click that." If you kept clicking it, the messages got progressively nastier until, on click #10, "FINE! If you can't follow instructions, firetruck you, I'm outta here." and the program would quit.
Load More Replies...And relatable. I'd ditch IT if I could just figure out what else I'm good at.
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