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After you boot up a computer, there is a myriad of ways in which you can ruin your day. But before you download a Trojan or delete System32, imagine how much energy and stress someone spent to code it.

Computer programming is a really broad field and it would take ages to describe. So let's take a deep dive into r/ProgrammerHumor instead.

As we at Bored Panda showed in our last publication on the subreddit, it's the place for memes and jokes that paint a pretty accurate picture of what the IT department at your office is going through on a daily basis. Enjoy.

#1

Easier Than Submitting A Bug Report

Easier Than Submitting A Bug Report

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    I hope these memes won't discourage you from a career in the IT sector. In the UK, for example, tech jobs are as hot as ever: job search engine Adzuna has reported that for the past few months, there have been consistently over 100,000 tech job offers per week live on the platform, with one week in May even seeing an unprecedented peak of 132,000 offers.  

    The data, which was compiled for the UK government's digital economy council, suggests that the industry is recovering from the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic (for comparison, last June saw tech vacancies fall to less than 44,000 offers). 

    However, the council suggests the new figures aren't only reflective of a strong comeback from a year of crisis. Tech hiring hasn't been this high since 2016.

    #3

    What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking?"

    What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking?"

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    RatherLoopy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach. I'd hate to be the person who has to work on my code in five years.

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    #4

    Every Day Is Like This

    Every Day Is Like This

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    #5

    No Comments

    No Comments

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    Id row
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always leave comments like I'm explaining it for the first time to a 5 year old.

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use that metric when writing software manuals - could a 5-year-old use this?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who wrote this POS"? Looks in the comments. Ah, me. What the hell was I thinking!. :-(

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not a real programmer, there’s no Continuous pages of programming hanging everywhere.

    fuggnuggins
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No glasses. No belly. Full head of hair. I bet he doesn't even know his best minesweeper score.

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    Candia Lee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming back to finish needle crafts can be similar, trying to figure out where I left off in instructions, finding the needles & the rest of the yarn.

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you learn eventually to leave comments at strategic spots in your code to jog memory. And, when you've advanced to lead a team, it makes it easier to get people on-board and running.

    Mark Johansen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go through this every Monday, when I try to figure out what I was doing Friday.

    Lane Buckner
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly was this thing supposed to do. I send myself emails with delayed delivery entitled "Where Am I?"

    Shelby P
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was indicative of the fact that I'm not a serious programmer and don't know enough...

    Imitating
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. The more experience you gain, the more complex the project and therefore the more ongoing code you have occurring.

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    This might be due to increasing investment in UK tech companies. Last year, VC investment reached £11.6 billion ($16 billion); only six months into 2021, UK tech companies have already raised £11 billion ($15.3 billion) in venture funding, putting the industry well on track to surpass previous numbers.

    "When you look at the amount that has been raised since the end of 2020, the numbers are really consistently strong," Liz Scott, head of entrepreneur engagement at tech networking organization Tech Nation, which is part of the government council, told ZDNet. "I don't think we are looking at 2021 being strong in comparison to a pandemic year, but at being back to record-breaking numbers."

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    One of the most in-demand jobs across the UK is software developer, for which there were nearly 10,000 vacancies just in April alone. 

    Also popular are AI and data science jobs such as AI engineers or programmers. A recent report from Ipsos Mori found that close to 110,500 job openings were posted in the AI labor market last year – double the number of vacancies registered in 2014 and a 16% increase from 2019. 

    #9

    Me As A:

    Me As A:

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    #10

    I'm Sure His Wife Was Thankful

    I'm Sure His Wife Was Thankful

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    #12

    I Program With Python

    I Program With Python

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    #14

    Teach A Man To Program Without Google, Frustrate Him For Eternity

    Teach A Man To Program Without Google, Frustrate Him For Eternity

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    #15

    Dear Universe Please Include This In The Next Update

    Dear Universe Please Include This In The Next Update

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    #16

    Choose Your Fighter

    Choose Your Fighter

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    #17

    *sad Freelance Noises*

    *sad Freelance Noises*

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    #18

    A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language

    A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language

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    #20

    Trying To Learn C

    Trying To Learn C

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the "start learning C" level, I highly recommend Arduino. Quickly and easily make practical things that you can directly see the results. Helps maintain interest, and helps turn coding into small bite sized chucks :D

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    #21

    "I Don't Need To Read The Documentation, I Can Make It Work!"

    "I Don't Need To Read The Documentation, I Can Make It Work!"

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    #22

    What Is This Failing?

    What Is This Failing?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far from forgetting, my brain actually debugs code whilst I sleep and I can frequently come back to a problem the next day with a good understanding of how to fix it!

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    #24

    Keep Dreaming

    Keep Dreaming

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    #25

    Oh Yeah!

    Oh Yeah!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but when it is 10 soul-destroying, boring, repetative, error-prone minutes every day...

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    #28

    How Not To

    How Not To

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, when somebody tells you they have a "database" of that and then shows you an Excel spreadsheet. *groan*

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    #29

    He's Not Wrong

    He's Not Wrong

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    #30

    Make The Computer Go Beep Boop

    Make The Computer Go Beep Boop

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    #31

    I Feel Attacked

    I Feel Attacked

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    #32

    Ah Yes A Red Coloured Error

    Ah Yes A Red Coloured Error

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then moments later realise that you entered something wrong and the relief when you try it again and get back to the first error...

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    #33

    "Refuses To Comment"

    "Refuses To Comment"

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    iBlank
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a coworker who would copy code for similar work between files, but would change what the methods and variables did without renaming them... debug hell

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    #37

    That's A Great Suggestion

    That's A Great Suggestion

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    Tony Barron
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first language was CUBOL, Cuneiform Block Oriented Language but then I graduated to COBOL which had one great strength and one great weakness. Strength: It was so simple (thanks Grace) that any idiot could learn to code in it. Weakness: and, OMG, so many did (can you spell Y2K?)

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    #38

    I'm Sorry Boss, You Can't Micromanage Me Anymore

    I'm Sorry Boss, You Can't Micromanage Me Anymore

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    Hugo Raible
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. One of the reasons for me to look for a new job. See also this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/oosru6/i_went_to_the_office_for_the_first_time_i_f*****g/

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    #39

    I Will Automate Your Job One Day Out Of Spite

    I Will Automate Your Job One Day Out Of Spite

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    Aleksandra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's what programmers like to think but reality can be v different sometimes 😆

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    #41

    Interesting ...

    Interesting ...

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    #42

    Wix Developers Under Water Again

    Wix Developers Under Water Again

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    #43

    Every Damn Time

    Every Damn Time

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    #44

    When You Are Full Stack Developer

    When You Are Full Stack Developer

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    Bilja M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full Stack is the worst scam of IT companies! You do all the work but are paid one single salary. Just invest in team for front-end and separate team for back-end. I hate this "full stack" crap! Pure exploitation!

    #45

    At Least I Learned Something?

    At Least I Learned Something?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The converse is that you find a library that looks like it does what you want, then find that it can't handle some of the fiddly bits and you have to decide whether to modify it to do what you want, find another library, or do it your way after all.

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    #48

    Who's Jason ?

    Who's Jason ?

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    Yvette Desmarais
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I started in computers I was once asked what languages did I know. I said French. He had the charity not to laugh.

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    #49

    Computer Science = World Domination

    Computer Science = World Domination

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    #50

    Git?

    Git?

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    Troux
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the files on our server called xxx_UPDATED_LATEST_LATEST_LATEST_LATEST3

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    #52

    I Don't Know What To Do

    I Don't Know What To Do

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    #53

    She Has “True” As Her Last Name And That Breaks Icloud

    She Has “True” As Her Last Name And That Breaks Icloud

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    #54

    Need A Similar Sign At Work When Trying To Fix Bugs

    Need A Similar Sign At Work When Trying To Fix Bugs

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    #56

    Bandwidth Usage

    Bandwidth Usage

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I just install all my node packages to global; haven't touched them in over a year XD

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    #58

    Had The Toughest If Statement Of My Life Yesterday

    Had The Toughest If Statement Of My Life Yesterday

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    #59

    Shit Now I Have To Support It Till The End Of Time

    Shit Now I Have To Support It Till The End Of Time

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    #60

    Our Policy At Work - Are We Wrong, Though?

    Our Policy At Work - Are We Wrong, Though?

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    #62

    Editing Is Still A Useful Skill Though

    Editing Is Still A Useful Skill Though

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes websites will accept entries and you can actually do sort of hacky stuff with DevTools. There's a way of pre-banning people from Facebook groups by banning a group user but changing their ID in DevTools to a user not in the group. There was a problem with our apartment bulding's front door but the description box was disabled for everything but specific categories on the landlord's site. So I enabled the description box in DevTools so I could specify what exactly was wrong with the door, I press sent and I got a copy of the error report, and sure enough it included the description. Bet the landlord people scratched their heads that day.

    #63

    It's A Living

    It's A Living

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    #64

    Resisting The Urge To Meme Is Tough During Late Night Coding Sessions

    Resisting The Urge To Meme Is Tough During Late Night Coding Sessions

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    John Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    resistance is futile, you know you are going to do it, so why fight it .. *Looks at own code and sees variable called thePhantom and wonders why...

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    #65

    I Hate My Life

    I Hate My Life

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    June
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf that's definitely not a reason to cry! The opposite is. When you changed nothing and your code doesn't work anymore for NO reason. Nightmare material.

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    #66

    How Am I Even Supposed To Work Like This

    How Am I Even Supposed To Work Like This

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    #67

    They Just Don't Understand

    They Just Don't Understand

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    #68

    Visualizing The Codes I Write

    Visualizing The Codes I Write

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    #69

    Wondering What Should I Do For C++

    Wondering What Should I Do For C++

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    #71

    Happens Every Time

    Happens Every Time

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    #72

    *bonk Bonk*

    *bonk Bonk*

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    #73

    I’ve Just Ended A Thousand Years War

    I’ve Just Ended A Thousand Years War

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop using spaces gdi... Nevermind saving bytes, that's a nice benefit, the most important reason to use tabs is because IDEs have preferences that let users CHOOSE their own indentation; whether it's 2, 4, or the oddball 3 space indention, tabs comply!

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    #74

    Fullstack Devs Be Like

    Fullstack Devs Be Like

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take note, the fullstack dev is a string bean; sure he'll get the job done eventually, but the backend and frontend devs will absolutely CRUSH it XD

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    #75

    Home Office

    Home Office

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    #76

    Oh No. Anyway

    Oh No. Anyway

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    #77

    Things Change, Don't They

    Things Change, Don't They

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    #78

    Review, Please!

    Review, Please!

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    #79

    I Was Born This Way

    I Was Born This Way

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to knock the person who does the righthand one... but I will go back and correct their mistake on my own time :)

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    #80

    I Am Nothing

    I Am Nothing

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    #81

    The 4th Joke

    The 4th Joke

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    #83

    I'm A Software Developer

    I'm A Software Developer

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    #85

    Still Waiting For Python 3.10

    Still Waiting For Python 3.10

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    #86

    Life Of A Web Developer

    Life Of A Web Developer

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    #87

    Multi-Threading Is Hard

    Multi-Threading Is Hard

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    #88

    Using Github Copilot To Write A “Hello World” App

    Using Github Copilot To Write A “Hello World” App

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