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Each of us perhaps dreamed of becoming someone really outstanding in our childhood. An astronaut, a sailor, a firefighter, a football player, a programmer... Years have passed, and for some people this childhood dream has come true, but in most cases, of course, we choose far from the occupations that we dreamed about in our early years. Reality and adult life, as usual, make their ruthless adjustments...

However, perhaps this post will calm you down a little, and here's why. It is likely that when we dreamed about certain jobs or businesses in our childhood, we did not take into account various facts about them, usually known only to those who have been in this profession for a long time. Who knows, maybe this information would actually influence our dreams?

Be that as it may, an incredibly interesting thread once appeared in the AskReddit community, the topic starter of which asked just one question: "What's a dirty insider secret in your profession?" As of today, the original thread has around 1.1K upvotes and over 1.3K different comments, highlighting jobs we know well from completely different angles, revealing unknown skeletons in their closets.

Bored Panda, especially for you, has collected a whole selection of unexpected, intriguing, discouraging and simply the most popular facts about a wide variety of professions and businesses, so please feel free to scroll to the very end of this list, and for those of you whose jobs also have some ugly secrets known only to you - just share it in the comments. Could it be your voice that will become decisive for some teen in their upcoming professional choice?

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#1

30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Health insurance. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. If we refused to cover something for you, COMPLAIN. File a complaint with the Department of Insurance in your state. Complain to your Human Resources department if it’s employer-provided. So many people accept the first thing they’re told. Don’t. Be aggressive.

Holaroooo , franchise opportunities Report

Kate Haslam
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, because when I'm sick, I really want to spend hours on hold being transferred all over to talk about an insurance policy. Your entire industry is predatory and should be abolished.

LoneTomato
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I 110% agree(because the system is ridiculous) it's at least good to hear from someone inside to give us a tiny bit of hope (as someone currently fighting with my insurance for treatment my doctor has authorized over 5 times, I'm hoping it does work and come through but maybe I'm being naive)

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zak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For-profit healthcare is crazy in the first place. I get it for cosmetic stuff, but not for just trying to stay alive and well.

DCB
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen to that - totally agree. I remember as an early teen, knowing *nothing* but somehow knew enough to have the opinion of "health care should not be a for-profit business in the US". No idea why, just seemed....wrong.

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The Starsong Princess
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rejecting claims is the default and it works. After all, these companies don’t make their fat profits by paying out claims. Socialized medicine!

Luna Crow
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the truth. I'm ashamed to admit, I used to work for a giant insurance company that handled workplace disability claims, and we were actually trained to look for ways to dismiss claims. I approved everything that didn't seem frivolous, and didn't last there long. Healthcare really does need to be socialized.

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Darren Paul Jones
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The longer I spend on this site, the more America seems like a horrific dystopia

YinzerGhost
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, the USA. Aren't we the best?

Powerful Katrinka
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a CT scan of my lungs, and the bill was enormous. I managed to get a detailed breakdown, and I was charged $300 for "complicated medication coding." The only "medication" I received was saline with a dye marker. I got them to remove it from the bill, but it's beyond infuriating that it was included to begin with.

Nicole Lee
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s not the insurances fault though. That’s the billing department where you got it done. I work in insurance and doctors can bill anything they want and charge anything they want. People want to blame insurance companies and I get that, but it comes from the doctors too. I’ve seen some charging 75 bucks for aspirin!

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Tiffi
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Employer based health insurance is indentured servitude. It was designed to be.

Nathaniel Garrett
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ah, private healthcare. A tradition so embedded into the heart of the American people, only a surgeon could excise it, and it would probably cost at least a thousand dollars." -BDG

Charles Kormos
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All insurance has the same business model as casinos. Casinos take bets and pay winnings. Profit is guaranteed by the odds. Insurance takes in premiums and pays benefits. Profit is guaranteed by delays, denials, and cancellations. "Health Insurance"? It is a crime against humanity to profit from sickness or injury.

Stump Rumpersonne
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Health insurance is the largest and most vile scam ever forced upon people

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    #2

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Call Center Agent working for customer service. We will put you on hold and pretend to ask the supervisor, but actually we will b***h about you.We cannot change company policy for you. But if you are polite we will try our most to bend the rules for you, because we deal with so many entitled people. Worst the ones pretending that they are smarter than you and don't really need your help, but desperatly need your help.

    ditasaurus , Jake Evans Report

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindness goes a LONG way.

    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked call center for ~7 years and took "supervisor/manager" calls for six of them. Most of the "supervisors" you speak to are just regular agents that will just repeat what you were already told because they don't get customer surveys done on them. Most call centers will punish (or outright fire) agents for receiving too many "no" survey's.

    Kahlan H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at one for 2 years and it's a shitehole, it was infuriating getting our pay cut because customer rated us down for stuff we had no control over and was just company policy and the customer was angry.

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    Pam Derck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm generally nice, but I did lose it with AT&T when they refused to cancel a line until the next billing cycle. You would think "my dad died" would give you some leeway, but nope!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k AT&T. I've dealt with similar bull from them, never again. Sorry about your dad :'(

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I demand to speak to a supervisor. I know the first 3 people I speak to can't change the policy, but that 4th usually can. I'm polite and I tell them I know it isn't their policy, but I need to get this done so I need someone who can help me. Also, in the US, if you are asking for them to be fair and they aren't, 9 times out of 10 a BBB report will do the trick. I have ended up getting a response from an executive vice president of some pretty big companies, and at that level they know that a customer is worth more than the $30 that you're trying to get back because they broke something (or whatever your complaint is).

    Kahlan H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be kind to customer service agent, they literally have 0 control and get harassed by managers and customers alike. If you have been wronged by a company don't complain against the agent but request a complaint against the company because most of the time the company you are calling for do not hire he customer service themselves, it's done by a 3rd party so the complaint against the agent doesn't even go to the parent company.

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually lead with, “I’m sorry I don’t know what I’m doing and I was hoping you could help.” I get wonderful service the vast majority of the time.

    Roddfergg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Tell that to the one that refused to let me talk to a supervisor. I turned everything over to the credit card company I had put an order on, and was called by the company the next week. It seems that the CC company emailing them and tell them they were going to backcharge over $10k for their policy gets you help from the head of customer service.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I asked to speak with a supervisor right away when I called back a home service provider, after a bad experience with a nasty rep. Apparently he was kept up all night by his colicky baby and had no patience with customers who aren't technically knowledgeable. I hung up, called back, got a different rep and immediately asked for a supervisor or manager. The other rep says "What's it about?" I didn't want to go into with her and repeated. "Our supervisor is really busy. I can help you." I declined and adamantly said I would prefer the super or manager. She then asks "Is this about me?" So I clapped back " Do you want it to be about you? Because it will be if you deny my right to talk to a higher up. Please get them." She sure did after that. Yeesh.

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    Dave Freeman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. I'm never rude on the phone with customer service. But I'm not going to be walked on, so I'll politely explain what I need.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always treat the phone people good, they are the gateway to what you want. Kind of like don't make the chef mad.

    Wolf Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I do my best to treat workers of customer service with not just politeness, but with kindness and respect, even if I'm utterly irritated by unprofessionalism of a specific company. They're just doing their job. They have no time for extra stress and headaches when it comes to entitled people.

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    #3

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know A whole lot of IT guys aren't that tech savvy. They just know how to Google well.

    MatrixGodfather0435 , Wonderlane Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in IT for 9 years at a major insurance/banking company that heavily promotes its customer service. Most of that time I provided assistance to callers (many of them elderly) who needed help not only navigating the website but very basic things like how to use a browser, upload a document, or troubleshoot basic user issues. We created a huge knowledge base for solutions to common issues. I loved my job because I really helped people who had no one else to turn to except expensive commercial geeks. Our reward? They saved $$ by eliminating our jobs and hired temps who could only do password & PIN resets. All our work and training wasted. It still burns. OK, rant over.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister works for an eye insurance call center and she gets a lot of the same calls. She goes out of her way to walk through those callers to find the right phone number to call, including asking them to read out the info on their insurance cards to get the right number. Her call times sometimes suck but she has a really high satisfaction rate. Her company outsourced their IT though and it's terrible! They are basically like who replaced you and it definitely hurts the company when you have to pay people to sit around for 5 hours waiting for IT to fix something minor so the company can work. It happens at least once a month

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better ones know about StackOverflow. ;-)

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this isn't a commentary on everyone who does this. There are $10/hour helpdesk people who really aren't that good, but the job doesn't need great. Then there are $300,000/year engineers who are amazing It guys and they still Google stuff. Because no one can no everything and because there are so many random issues that may come up! I ask people how their Google research skills are when I interview because your last job may tell me what kind of work you can do, but your Google skills definitely reflect on how well you can adapt!

    Princess Jade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in consumer electronics, it was widely known that we never needed to be tech geniuses, we just needed to be one or two steps ahead of the general public.

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was tough, back in the days before Google existed. We had to ask cow-orkers who actually knew something. Mea culpa: I was a COBOL coder circa 1980. Yikes.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to apologize! We'd still be in the dark ages if it weren't for COBOL.

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    Jack S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imho. IT guys (and I am specifically taking about fellas here. Worked with a young lady a few years back who was probably one of the best IT workers I've ever had the pleasure of working with) are super f*****g lazy and won't lift a finger to help. Of course there go to is Google lolololololol.

    Zoni J.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was about "non-obvious" facts.

    Samantha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing how to find information is a skill in and of itself. We call it Google-Fu.

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    #4

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Consulting: In many cases, your boss hired us because he doesn't trust your ability to do the job. We will go talk to you, take your ideas, package them nicely, and present them to your boss. And charge your company a small fortune while doing this. If your boss realized that you really are competent, we'd be out of work.

    Count2Zero , home thods Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might apply to your industry sector, but it doesn't apply to mine. I come in to provide expertise usually on a particular product, tool or technology, which is outside of the scope of the company's own staff, or to train the company's own staff on that specific thing.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine people in our office. Consultant said to CEO "fire your son and brother, they're bleeding the company dry." CEO fired the consultant instead.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 times out of 10, if there are family members in the business, especially high up, it goes bad. I've seen it time and again in my field. I get you want to hire people you trust, but they are likely ignorant and possibly lazy

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A consultant is someone who takes a subject you perfectly understand and makes it sound confusing 🙃

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A consultant I once met (working for one of the top 10 international players) told me, that in many cases they are just hired and paid to take the blame: like when management wants to close a branch, lay off lots of workers or something like that, consultants get hired to "analyse" what needs to be done, while really being told the wanted result they are expected to come up with, just for the management to be able to say "sorry, but that´s what the consultants said, we got to do...!"

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all consultants operate this way. I consult in a very specific business sector (HR) to clients who genuinely need expertise and knowledge to build their organizations.

    Tenacious Squirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is way too broad to apply to any “consulting”. It’s not the case for a lot of it, and doesn’t ring true. Consultants don’t have this function in many industries. The OP should state the specific field they’re talking about.

    Tx jac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my every day world ...

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my previous job, there were many times where I said "we paid how much this? We got scammed".

    N Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had it the other way around - the consultants came in to take the Board's idea for how to improve our system and "sell" it to us peons who would have to make it work. After we laughed at them. A lot. And showed them all the things we actively do with the bespoke system (bespoke because no SINGLE off-the-shelf solution does what it does - it's as complex as hell - the board genuinely didn't realise (or care to find out) it's more than just a CRM and billing database) the consultants "discovered" that the solution would cost the company a lot more money in *multiple* off-the-shelf products to replace what we've got and the project was quietly put back on a shelf of its own. Yay consultants.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Your management's smarter than average!

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    #5

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I worked at a cheese packaging factory a few years ago. We got big blocks of cheese in, cut them or shredded them, then packaged them for sale. All the same blocks of cheese, but we'd change the film and suddenly it's a different brand. Next time you go to Walmart and think the more expensive shredded cheese must be higher quality, think again. Just get the store brand. It all came from the same blocks.

    anon , Zan Ready Report

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what anyone says Tilimook does taste different and better than all of the other brands.

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because Tillamook Oregon is an actual place, and its co-op has standards. See [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tillamook_County_Creamery_Association ]. Some cheese brands are pretty generic so I always look for Tillamook or Point Reyes, specific locales.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it didn't. Just because two products come out of your factory with different branding on them does not mean that all the products on the supermarket shelves are the same. It is fairly common for one company to manufacture products for multiple companies to sell. They may or may not tweak the recipe for each one.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in food packaging, and my brother does now. Never seen this practice. Once happened that someone mistaken one brand of candies for another, we had to cut all packaging open and change it to correct brand.

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Saturday job when I was a student (aged 17ish) which was packing sliced ham. The ham came as a huge block, and was placed into a slicer, then the slices moved along a conveyor belt. At the start of the belt, the workers picked 4 slices off the conveyor belt to put into a plastic packet/envelope, and at the other end, the plastic was sealed and a label stuck on. Every so often the labels changed to a different brand but it was the exact same ham slices whether it was a cheaper or more expensive brand. There were other things that put me right off eating sliced ham for years.

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked temp labor jobs variously at a Brooklyn paint factory and a San Francisco liquor distributor. Whatever label went on a paint or shellac can was whatever the customer wanted, mostly store brands, but sometimes major brands. Same for the booze -- brown stuff was rum or whiskey, depending on the flavoring added, and clear stuff was vodka or gin. For either paint or booze, the "store brand" might cost less than the "major label brand" on the same product. Ain't capitalism great?

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    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a local brand here of milk that someone was complaining wasn't as good as it used to be. This is exactly why. They had switched to some generic brand of milk and were just still using their labels. This is super common.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the US has some seriously dodgy food standards and laws.

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely true in general.

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    Moonerdizzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not a chance. I only buy Wisconsin cheese from local cheese makers.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a block of cheese and grate it yourself and save bucketloads of money....

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always buy the Store Brand of everything. It's usually manufactured by a well known company. Things like medications (like Ibuprofen) can be vastly cheaper, but is still produced by, say, Advil.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read the ingredients list, if the first or second ingredient is milk then that's a good cheese. If milk is like way down on the list that's an inferior cheese. The brand doesn't matter the ingredients do.

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    #6

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know People in the military make wasting time an artform. The sheer amount of hours we spend getting compensated by taxpayers to do *absolutely nothing* is astonishing.

    appa-ate-momo , 7th Army Training Command Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you view it as an hourly paid job, then maybe so. The fact is that the military are there to be called upon and give their lives if the worst should happen. They can sit around and drink tea all day for all I care, as long as they do what they are supposed to do when they are needed.

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who worked a security job put it well when I was teasing him about getting paid to do nothing when he jokingly said "I'm not paid for what I do. I'm paid for what I'm prepared to do"

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    Philler Space
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good! A soldier with time to waste means everything is running smoothly. And if the alternative is that you get money but only if you are actively killing people, that seems like a problematic incentivizer, to say the least.

    David Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, too many armies spend too little time protecting their country's citizens and too much time protecting their country's plutocrats. Let's go back to rulers and presidents leading their armies into battle. World peace in 5...4...3...

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troops aren't paid to expend X amount of ammo every Y hours. Troops aren't paid to keep brass and boots polished at all times. Troops are paid to be ready to die at any time, for any reason higher command offers. Combat ain't a 40-hour-week job.

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever served, can't really argue this. It's a blatant exaggeration, but still partially true without context.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so. Maybe for the front line grunts, but the rest of us had "9-5 jobs" on top of being ready to muster at the drop of a hat. Worked 45-50 hours a week the entire time I was in, not including middle of the night musters and after hour formations. It's not a 40/week job, it's more like 50+ hours with 24/7 call.

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    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carry a clipboard and walk around looking like you're going somewhere - My First Team Leader when I asked what duties I should perform that day.

    Z Kalnina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's say - be grateful you're not in Ukraine

    Max Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person does not understand the concept of a "standing army". The army is there in case it will be needed, but so long as it isn't needed, they are just passing the time. Training and practice can only take so much time, and the rest it just sitting around. Since commanding officers do not like their soldiers just idling their time away, they find all sorts of things for the soldiers to do. The soldiers, in turn, find ways to do these things slowly and inefficiently, because they'd rather not be doing them. Since these activities don't really need to be done anyway, the COs don't really care, so long as it keeps the soldiers out of trouble.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind my tax dollars paying for their down time. Because their up time more than makes up for it.

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry Up And Wait was invented by the military, back in Ancient Greece or earlier.

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    #7

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know If you call a drain cleaner to clear your bathtub and all it is just a bit of hair right on the strainer, he will probably just run the snake for 10 minutes to sound busy and charge you full price.

    DerpWilson , Anniina Rutanen Report

    Right As Rain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a stoppage that backed up a shower and a tub. The charge to run a snake was $79, but to remove the toilet to run the snake was $325. I removed the toilet myself in 10 minutes and saved $325!

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job! I did something similar recently! It’s amazing how much you can figure out for yourself on YouTube/Google - there’s always a time and place to call in the professionals but it’s really satisfying to DIY when you can 😊

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use baking soda hot water and vinegar to maintain my drains. Really works!

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness for short hair!

    #8

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know In pest control when we come to spray your place if you demand we spray some areas that legally we are told not to, such as chair cushions, couches, entire doors for example, we’ll straight up fake it and through in some fancy chemical words to make it sound like we did. Sorry but not sorry, we’ll do the best we can cause we know pests can legit be a medical problem and we want nothing more than to help, but we don’t care if you say “just off the books lol” we’re not about to get fined or sued when you get a rash from a pesticide covered chair that you requested. (We don’t care if you don’t care about that, we do and that’s all there is to it)

    TerrificTenor , insight pest Report

    Kelly Aitken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing your job correctly!

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend worked pest control, primarily debugging eateries. He refused to eat anywhere over five years old -- he said the infestations were persistent. Remember that, the next time you think of dining in a historic establishment.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a pest control tech in the early 1990's. Come winter, sales are slow and some inspectors carry frass (wood shavings) to show during inspections, indicating a carpenter ant, termite, or wood-boring beetle "problem". I alway told my monthly/quarterly customers to get a second opinion if one of our inspectors found evidence of an "infestation".

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you’re spraying Mar-a-Lago…right?🤪

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll spray it with some dihydrogen monoxide for you.

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    #9

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I'm a housewife. Sometimes I just put dirty dishes in with the clean ones in the dishwasher and run it again so I don't have to unload it.

    muststayawaketoread , Joanna Bourne author Report

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this with laundry, zero fcks given

    Esme Love and Squalor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confused as this just seems super wasteful of resources and don’t understand the point. Leaving dishes in the washer instead of unloading, I get. But not the re-running with clean dishes part

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably because they have a rule about clearing the dish washer when you find it clean in their household. I get the re-running with a washing machine when the laundry's been inside for more than a day (my sister often used to forget her laundry when she goes on vacation), but this seems like procrastinating to another person...

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me angry. Does no-one ever think about the environment?

    N Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perplexed. Unless you ran the first load half full (wasteful) you will have had to partially unload in order to make room for further dirty dishes. If you are trying to add dirty dishes to a full load of clean ones that's wasteful too because it won't be as efficient. Or is this just an admission of occasional laziness,and slightly showing off that you can afford such wastefulness?

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being a housewife have to do with occasionally feeling lazy?

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent waste of water and electricity. Bravo you!

    Dzjaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh, do you run the dishwasher with room for more dishes, then add more dirty dishes to run it again? Joke's on you. No really. You're the joke...

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry, that's too lazy. Not only are you wasting water but you are also wasting detergent. This one is stupid

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    #10

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I work in a medical lab. I see people touch everything without gloves ALL THE TIME. I also see people use their phones with gloves on ALL THE TIME.

    lady_laughs_too_much , Nenad Stojkovic Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you work with oxymorons.

    Puddletown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% true. Thou there is very little live sample handling in a hospital lab (automation) and its not protocol to where gloves all the time.

    WickedBuzzkill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, Gloves are to protect the person wearing them not everyone else. If you wear gloves and scratch your a*s, your hands are still clean everything else you touch after that not so much. Remember that the next time you go to a sandwich place.

    Alicia Guerrero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local water supply tested positive for e. Coli. They issued a boil water notice because of it. A couple of days later, a letter confirmed the tests were contaminated in the lab, not the actual samples.

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    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem to lose all common sense when it comes to contamination and phones. Considering how many times they get taken to the bathroom, then put down on the countertop in the kitchen, touched with dirty hands to scroll through a recipe etc.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was the touching phones with gloves that got me 🤢

    Jen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your lab needs better H&S training and enforcement 😬

    Bleble BlebleBla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love that "We need a new plague" meme. Now I think we have it already and it's called Stupidity! 5071-jpg-6...7b690a.jpg 5071-jpg-638746c7b690a.jpg

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are doing everything ALL THE TIME.

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    #11

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Pricing for custom work is very subjective. Treat us well and we'll figure the price very fairly. Act like a jerk, there are plenty of ways to pad the bill. Start the conversation by demanding a discount and the price goes up 20% before your precious 10% discount comes off.

    StrangeJournalist7 , sammydavisdog Report

    🦑Classy Squid🦑
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering a nasty comment :) how was your day? <3

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was going well until the WiFi dongle on my computer decided to randomly stop working :( How’s you?

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    DJR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When pricing is subjective, you should always be nice. I offered the plumber a cheeseburger because it was dinnertime (because humans need to eat, not because I was expecting anything). He waived the $175 weekend fee.

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metalsmith artisan here. If you think you can make it at home yourself, knock yourself out, just start with tabulating things like how much the raw materials, tools, and equipment will cost, then factor in how much time doing this project will subtract from time to do other necessary things, and then perform a few experiments to prove to yourself better than I can that skills aren't on-demand magic. They are honed only after months or years of having to take the hits for your fails. If you could make it at home, or, get it better/cheaper elsewhere, we wouldn't even be talking, so, stuff it. A person's type of employment isn't a measure of it's value or worthiness. If what you make is necessary and/or desirable, people buy enough to keep you in business. If not, you can't stay in business. The opinions of a few cheapskate opportunists have zero impact on this larger truth.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a friend of mine started her own jewelry company. she makes everything herself. she buys the chains, rings, bangles and gemstones with her money. she then does the work to shape the gem stones to properly fit or to make them shine etc. it can take up to 8 hours to a few weeks to make one piece. one day someone wanted a piece that took her 6 weeks to make. this person was an influencer and wanted it for free and in return would give my friend exposure. this specific piece was worth at least $1500 it had diamonds, rubys, emeralds and sapphires in it. my friend had it listed for 1750. my friend told her for that piece shed pay full price or not at all. she would b willing to give a few pieces to her for free tho but she didnt get to choose them. this chick went nuts and called my friend all sorts of names and said all sorts of horrible things to her and said she will post a horrible review. all my friend said was "i wouldnt want ur 2000 followers as customers anyways". i laughed wen she told me bc this chick was acting like she was mrbeast or some other big name influencer/youtuber but she only had 2000 followers. i have more followers then that and all i do is post pics of my dog lol. my friend recently started doing epoxy too for ppl who want to get their kids jewelry without the risk of losing a gemstone. she actually got the idea bc her daughter lost one her pearl earrings. i dont understand y a 2 year old had pearl earrings but hey not my kid.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad your friend told her what's what. Those pretentious attention whores are the worst. Hope your friend also found a buyer for the piece, who was willing to pay what it's worth

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    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago

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    How much does that painter demand for images of what's in front of him, not something else?

    Hyrule26
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's painting something out of shot you troglodyte.

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    #12

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Hotel Front Desk staff here, if you are nice and respectful we will do everything we can to make your stay as enjoyable as possible so you will come back. If you are an a*****e we don't give two s**ts about you. Bonus points if your a walk-in. Even if we have rooms we will send you elsewhere because we don't want to deal with you. Edit: I worded part of it poorly, I didn't mean walk ins as a bad thing. I meant people walking in and being an a*****e demanding and being deliberately rude and causing an issue.

    SirenSkye17 , mr.bologna Report

    Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't the whole story, though. Some hotel staff still use this "discretionary power" to deny service for bigoted reasons.

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus tip for all of the a--holes out there. Replace "Hotel Front Desk staff" with "EVERY CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB THAT EXISTS staff". For some strange reason most human beings treat you better when you are not a butthead.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always be nice to people in service type jobs. They get s**t on more than anyone else and when a nice person comes along it's such a breath of fresh air they will treat you right!

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a hotel as front desk supervisor for 7 years and this is very true. We were never overtly rude, but certainly wouldn't go out of our way to cater to rude people. Once had a group come in to rent a conference room for a party... The moment they started talking about all the wild things they planned to do in the pool and saying crude things to my staff, all of our conference rooms magically booked up for the next 10 years straight. We gave them a referral to a place down the road and sent them in their way!

    Robert Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had nothing but good experiences with hotel staff. Last one we stayed in during a fire evacuation, desk staff there helped us out by advising specific white lies we could tell, and that they'd totally take as gospel truth, to help us out of a jam. Seriously cool people.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <-Former night auditor, this is true. Also it's super easy to tell who the prostitutes are, and you weren't getting a room from me. Word got out and didn't have to deal with them.

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    #13

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I work in construction. I have a lot to say but I’ll leave you with this one; never look behind the walls, in the ceilings, or in any crawl spaces or otherwise tight and infrequently visited places in your house/building, unless you want to find soda and beer cans from decades past.

    Mercurydriver , Mohammad M.Ammar Report

    Laury Wellcass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to. Vintage soda cans and beer bottles are cool.

    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half drunk or full of pee. Trust me, you really don't want to find them.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a construction superintendent and if I found out workers were leaving garbage behind walls I would remove them from the job permanently and inform their supervisor. This is a disgusting habit. I always check as much as possible for this before walls are closed in.

    Balso Steele
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're no fun. The dude who found a $175k Action Comics #1 stuffed in a wall as insulation would've hated you on the job. As long as it's not food or drink, there's no harm & if it's a dated item could be a collectible in 50-100 years. Even (or especially) if it's food-related like cans or wrappers.

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    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY FAMILY FOUND A GLASS SODA BOTTLE FROM THE 60S WHILE RENOVATING!! WE STILL HAVE IT IN A CUPBOARD!!! Edit: After reading the other comments, NO it wasn't full of pee (although I'm not denying that happened to other people)

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the beer cans that really p**s you off

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because ghosts in the walls prefer soda. Highly recommend leaving a fanta offering to keep them friendly.

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house was a new build. Went to visit it during the building process and there were cans/ water bottles nailed into the beams. And they always left their cans everywhere

    Nicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facts!! Our house was built in 2008 and we got to watch it get built. When we moved in we had to run some wiring behind a wall, we kept hitting a can that was in the path of where we wanted the wires to go 🤣

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my uncles worked in construction in NYC during a time when old buildings were being torn down and new ones built in their places. During the tear down phase, he found all kinds of great stuff left behind by former residents. This was in the 1940s and 50s. He brought home a ton of candy from an old theater. We kids didn't care if the candy was old; we wouldn't have any at all otherwise.

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do flooring. You might find the hats and shirts of our coworkers that we hid from them in drop ceilings or their wallets stapled to the undersides of cabinet counters.

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    #14

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know higher education: many people who are paid specifically for being smart are in fact really dumb.

    indarye , UC Davis College of Engineering Report

    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my expericence, many people who are really smart in their area of expertise, but particulary academics, judges and lawyers have almost zero common sense and indeed can't even manage to make a simple online purchase unless someone guides them through it or their secretaries do it for them!

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend is an astrophysicist and he's one of the dumbest people I know otherwise. Practical skills of a slice of ham

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    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a trained teacher, my gripe about higher education is that having a master's or PhD does not make you a good instructor. So many very learnèd people are absolute shyte at teaching.

    Roddfergg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligence does NOT equal wisdom. Some of the smartest people I have ever met had just high school, if that. I have met PHD's that are complete morons. I stopped at a MS, so I'm just a partial moron.

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My greatest disappointment was learning just how idiotic a large portion of people in charge in government are. Of course in the US we seem to associate bluster and being a jerk with expertise. Doubly so if that person is wealthy.

    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have yet to use anything from my bachelors degree in my work place. I am in sales, my degree is in business. It is not at all like the classroom.

    Linda Riebel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher ed faculty nationwide are being purged and underpaid. Full-time faculty positions are rare. Adjuncts can be treated like s*** and may not stay long. High turnover is called "churn." Before you go for admission, see if you can find out how a school treats its faculty and how long they have been there.

    Sofie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of my poor math teacher in High School. In fact, she was very intelligent and taught both math and science. One day when I sat on the front row in the classroom, I looked for some reason looked at her shoes. Then I thaught ”What the? Is she wearing two different shoes like not from the same pair?” She was. And one of them even had a heel and the other one was completely flat 😅 But both were black leather though. Now as an adult I feel for her, she couldn’t have had it easy. I would never want to work as a teacher especially in a High School and I admire those who do!

    Asphalt Bubblegum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong... This perception is of the American teaching system mostly, so, let's go with being a teacher in America. Teaching here is a profession that is deeply abusive, has punishing workloads, a Machiavellian tenure set-up, is filled with hostile, entitled, and conflicting countermands in authority, and it pays absolute dirt for zero benefits. Anyone who is smart steers clear of teaching because we've made this profession one of the insanely worst jobs to have. If you're brighter than a potted plant and you're not a masochist, you won't voluntarily sign up for an uncompensated life in Hell. Someone has to teach the students though, right? This is why charter schools designed to indoctrinate kids into being good little Christian indentured servant clones are being offered as the solution. If you won't support having better public schools and colleges, and offering incentives for better calibers of teachers, you're literally getting what you pay for.

    Max Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Academics are not paid "for being smart". They are paid to do something that a person can only do if they are smart. They are NOT in fact, "really dumb". That is just a typical anti-intellectual claptrap. What is true is that they are really smart in what they do, and often average or only slightly above average in other things. They are also often inside their head and not all that observant. When it comes to social intelligence, that is where the are often on the "below average" side of things.

    Stump Rumpersonne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody other than me and mine are dumb!! Especially the teachers!! I'm smart

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    #15

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Call center rep, the more pi**ed off you are, the less we care, and we'll have already forgotten your name the second we answer another call.

    Deadcrowes , bfishadow Report

    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not in customer service, but I do deal with customers on the phone a lot. I kinda like getting the "problem" customers though lol. I can usually de-escalate them, and the ones that I can't are usually batsh!t crazy and are fun to mess with (while still staying professional).

    Cuppa tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget the name the second customer said it.

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would forget people's names in the middle of the call LOL. Understandable when you speak to hundreds of people a day and all their voices start sounding the same.

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, the more pissed they get, the calmer I get. Drives them nuts because they're waiting for you to argue with them so they can feel superior.

    rodger coghlan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked call center for the IRS; we have really detailed instructions on how to deal with almost every circumstance. We do our very best to help even if you are an a*****e but...we are only human. I have had people call me so angry they almost can't speak and I can usually get them to laugh (some even get angry because I made them laugh). The real problem I had was with my supervisors (I was a 'seasonal' worker who worked from January to July and then get furloughed and changed supervisors every year). These are the things I was to never say again: "we don't fire up the black helicopters unless you owe more that $nnnnn.oo", "I am being facetious", "the difference between the Polish names that end in '-sky and -ski' is whether or not the country was controlled by Catholics or protestants'. In one week, I was written up for being 3 minutes for being late from break and written up for being 2 minutes early back from break. When the ID theft c**p started up, we all had to work all year

    LoneTomato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! I've worked in too many call centers, and was even supervisor for a pretty big company (prob shouldn't mention the name). Nice and patient people =good help, us doing everything we can, and trying to follow up and make sure things are corrected Mean people that use abusive language = little to no help, and even possibly being banned from receiving phone support (yes, we could do that, and then you have to go into the nearest shop to you for support- lovely because if you throw a fuss and get volatile there, you can speak to the police!)

    #16

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Nepotism is so regular in manufacturing its not even worth talking about.

    DonBocUlosis96 , International Journalism Festival Report

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with mining. There's a definite old boys club which includes their sons.

    Kinetics Loves Apples
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the oilfield! So many incompetent Company Men.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.'

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I was HR in manufacturing and it was extremely difficult to get any women hired. Keeping them longer than a week was impossible. Once had a manger turn down a highly qualified applicant because she was "too bubbly"... Whatever the hell that means.

    Unaffected
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with the health industry!

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's talked about quite a lot actually. BOLI likes to have long conversations about it.

    Erika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what that word means and I'm too lazy to Google it so I guess I'll just continue on in my ignorance.

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nepotism is when someone is promoted due to affiliations with a higher up instead of actual skill and expertise and etc

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    #17

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know The code behind the software/application you’re using is an absolute mess

    baller5 , Christiaan Colen Report

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also depends very heavily on who is behind the software/application. Some companies insist on decent code and go to great lengths to try to keep it that way. If it is written as a quick and dirty, it will remain that way. If it is designed and written carefully, in an extensible manner, then there is a chance of keeping it that way.

    Mat Hall
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee you, any software of a reasonable complexity is full of code that nobody knows why or how it works, stuff that you look at and think "what idiot wrote this, and were they drunk" (and sometimes that idiot is the person looking at it), ugly hacks for specific platforms/hardware/etc., stuff copied straight from Stack Exchange, and all manner of other nightmares. Doesn't matter what you use to manage your development, software is developed by people, and people are a mess...

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    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever worked in a corporate software development & maintenance environment? Pritorites: First, be specific about what the code is supposed to do. Then see that it does that and keeps on doing it. Then worry about machine-time efficiency. Now put together a sexy presentation that wows whatever exec(s) commissioned the project. Corporate truism: Success depends on what you know, what you show, and who you blow.

    hyperunknown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine isn't -- Assembler all the way baby!

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In aggregate, it really shouldn't. If you mean are there specific blocks of code that are ugly, perhaps. But there had better be a good reason for that. Are you shaving microseconds from your function, because you need to run it for trillions of records? Okay, do what you gotta do. Do I put temporary hacks in my code. On rare occasions, perhaps. But I when that happens I include a comment that links to the ticket that resolves it. Even if that ticket is never looked at again, the next bozo who has to figure out what I did, has a link to every thought I had about it, and how I thought it could work better.

    Burnt Bagel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad that I barely even know what this means!

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably has no comments at all explaining what the heck is going on

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it matter what the code looks like?

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine it matters when the time comes to troubleshoot.

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    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by mess you mean they didn't "tidy" up after themselves, I guess. On that though, why would you need or have access to proprietary code?

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    #18

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I used to work admin for a hospital and they would purposely overbook patients for appointments in the hope that some would not make it. Whilst this meant that we got through the amount of patients relatively easily, every now and again, the department waiting room (which was basically a corridor with 4 chairs on the side) would be full of pi**ed off patients who are all booked for the same time slot and won't be seen until 2 hours after their arrival.

    drax3012 , Bytemarks Report

    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, this does happen, i know a doctor that does this, She fells the staff to book 2 or 3 pacients all to the same time, and it pisses the f**k out of me theblack of respect that She hás for people, granted most of her pacients are retired sénior citizens that don't have to work any more, but they have their lives and stuff to do all the same.

    ItsJess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for a dentist who did this as well. It can be done with dentistry patients because sometimes there will be a wait time with certain procedures so the dentist can go across the hall and begin another patient. But hygiene, which I do, is all active time (time I have to spend with my patient) yet I would still have two or more patients in the same slot and have to make it work somehow.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah same with eye clinics. There's twenty minutes of hang time while the eye dilating drops kick in, you might as well see someone else while the first patient's waiting.

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many clinics do this as well. The best doctors will add in empty appointment slots for walk ins or to catch up. Very few, it seems, do that

    Stump Rumpersonne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another lovely situation caused my making healthcare a for-profit industry.

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had ancillary services in the office I worked at. The Dr would run behind, but the other stuff would be on time. Patients lost their minds when other people were called ahead of them. We'd have to tell them the Dr wasn't the only one providing services in the office.

    Tia Morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do work at a doctors office and can say that we don't do that.

    #19

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know The HR may not agree with management's decision either but has to still drive it within the organisation. We are employees of the organisation just like everyone else, but our performance is evaluated based on other employees.

    Titpainfromhell92 Report

    David Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember: HR is there to protect the company from you.

    Scott Rackley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR is there to protect the company from lawyers, not employees. Everything they do is subservient to that.

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    Tia Morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish they would rename it...never once was a resource for me

    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they manage the humans, as just another resource for the company

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    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with companies that had excellent HR depts. but I also worked in companies where HR was a gossipping mafia and any complaint or request was treated based on High School standards. God forbid you have a personal issue that needs to go to HR.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for any support profession.

    willi santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR sucks. Yes, they have to follow the rules but they pretend they're "here for you". That's a total lie. They are there to prevent the company from being sued, losing money or getting bad press. You are nothing to them

    Captain Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR is the worst unless youre in HR!

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    #20

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Im 19, currently work at a restaurant, you would not believe the amount of s**t talking we do towards customers

    nillaisthewhitenword , Robin Hall Report

    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is comprised of 80% sh!t talk. The rest is water.

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao you just put a weird image in my head

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    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38, and currently a safety professional, you wouldn't believe the amount of s**t talk everyone does ALL THE TIME.

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes we would. Anyone who has ever worked customer service in any industry would...

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof if the kitchen walls could talk when I was a waitress. I'm pretty sure our walk-in would've needed severe therapy with all the people who would go in to "cool off"

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    #21

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I’m in marketing and write a lot of press releases. Unless someone was actually interviewed by a reporter, every quote you read was written and thought up by someone other than the person allegedly saying it.

    tierneyb , Denise Krebs Report

    GirlFriday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely untrue. I work in Marketing and I also do press releases and media relations. Every single quote or testimony that we give is 100% verifiable and we can provide names and contact information to verify it.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same (I’m in marketing too)

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    Sage Gusano
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember when, I know I was young, so "back in the day", but I once saw a news clip about how those "Best movie every made" Bob Entertainment Weekly quotes where often from anyone, including janitors, who worked in the building. It didn't mean a paid critic. Just ANYONE working there was asked.

    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old friend of mine was a reporter for the local newspaper. He told me that until the publisher bought in a syndicated horoscope, the paper's horoscope was not written by an astrologer, but staff members took it in turns to do it. The astrologer's name that headed the column was fictitious.

    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, aren't horoscopes fictitious anyway?

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    Nicki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth! My hubs is in PR and he writes a ton a press releases.

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News reporting is so lazy these days. Most are just cut aqnd paste from other article that was built with google and possibly written by an AI. That’s real. Robots are writing articles these days. Look it up.

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    #22

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know WASH YOUR PRODUCE. If the guy picking your produce needs to pee, is he going to walk all the way to the outhouse, or is he just going to p**s on one of the many plants around him?

    anon , Lisa Pinehill Report

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the country version of "does a bear sh*t in the woods?" - does a farmer p**s in his field?

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like wild animals and birds don't use outside as their toilet already. If you're not washing your produce then you're eating animal excrement and dead bugs. Yum yum

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by someone who is not a farmer and possibly has never been in a commercial field. Yes, I have peed in the dirt. NO it wasn't on your food. Almost all crop fields have spacing to allow for tractors, harvest vehicles and so on. There is always plenty of bare dirt away from the plants. Peeing on the plants would be an intentional act and I've never seen anyone do it.

    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I don't pee on what I grow but I still wash it. Bugs, birds, dirt, fertilizer, etc

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    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus if its out at the supermarket, plenty of customers will have sneezed on it or given it a fondle with their dirty hands

    Phobrek Taz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also seen supermarket workers drop produce onto a filthy floor, then place it right back on the rack. Always wash your produce.

    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean most of it comes from the dirt anyway. Apparently people who don't wash produce have never seen it grown

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    Asphalt Bubblegum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash your produce because a hundred dirty hands have handled it and most industrial cleaning equipment only inadequately clears the surface of the produce, not it's crevasses.

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! I've lived on plantations in Brazil and am now on a farm in Panamá. They go to the woods or regular bathroom. Not on the food. Idiot. But do still wash your food...

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother's family were cotton famers and the kids would pee on the cotton to make it heavier when weighed for selling it.

    Manny_Flawz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one reason we occasionally have recalls of produce because of E Coli/Salmonella outbreaks

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more because of the use of untreated sewage or hot manures (pig, chicken) as field fertilisers

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    rodger coghlan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are almost no facilities in the fields and those poor people have no other option - they don't just p**s out there

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    #23

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Sometimes I have no f*****g clue why your computer did what it did until I do some research. Majority of my job is reactive. Unless I can change what happened.

    bwalz87 , Alan Levine Report

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless we can reproduce the problem, we really can't fix it! If something doesn't work, the absolute best help is if you can remember what you did and make it do it again.

    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this also applies to auto mechanics

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    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers are insanely complex. No one knows everything.

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In past experiences, the people in tech support at some home services companies can be very knowledgeable about computer issues. When Windows had a bad, glitchy update I tried calling customer support at the HP. They wanted to sell me a warranty before answering any of my questions. Forget that. Called my internet provider and this guy knew exactly what was wrong and helped me fix it. It didn't even take that long. I miss MTS before Bell took over. Now, I don't know if they all do that. Sometimes it's luck of the draw getting the right person who's got their own brain and likes to help people.

    Icecream Sarang
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession…when I get all fancy and open the command prompt and run gpupdate /force and reboot your computer…that didn’t fix anything. I’m just trying to make it look like I did something other than reboot it.

    #24

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know The majority of welders have no certifications, tickets, professional training or qualifications. They just get an opportunity to try it and stick with it. On a daily basis I see lifting points, holding several tons, welded incorrectly and not tested.

    DonBocUlosis96 , Julian Carvajal Report

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always require your welders to be union and you shouldn't have to worry.

    Johnnynatfan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t even need to be Union welders. At least require they show proof of their training.

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    Snoop Catt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to 'test' welded lifting points

    Asphalt Bubblegum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Se my comment about teachers. I have two decades of metalworking experience, but public schools and colleges would chronically overwork and underfund our department, pay us pennies or not at all, and we were constantly abused by our peers and by the parents of the students. Tenure is held out as bait for decades and never granted. The last straw was being hired as a temp with no benefits by a string of employers who immediately made my sole job training new hires for my job. The people I was suppose to train were coming in the door as permanent employees and were already making eleven more dollars an hour than I was. Once they got their certifications, they would be making almost double their hire-on pay, and yet it would still be below industry standard. I met an old timer on that same job site and they were doing the same to him that they were doing to me. We got laid off that Thanksgiving with no invite to become permanent and no invite to return. I teach privately now.

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. I guess depending on what you're welding. There are welding college classes for some trades that require it. Some learn through apprenticeships. But I guess some companies bypass all that.

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it really depends on what you weld on a daily basis. If you do TIG welding however it totally pays off

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    MagicJacket
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is in welding school right now, getting certified and fully trained. I could have saved that tuition money!!! :D

    Scott Rackley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certified welders command a lot more money. That little piece of paper is gold. We had to get some structural (load bearing) iron welded up and we couldn't even get him in the door for less than $500 to show up and $150 an hour. He was worth every penny though.

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    Jane Ellen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had metal steps 'reinforced' by welding that was done on the STEP not the side where the weight bearing takes place. The MEN on my HOA Board didn't agree with me - idiots - but the owner of the company did, and had someone come out and do it RIGHT!!! So sick of men not respecting my opinons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #25

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know For the short time I worked as a financial advisor in training, the reason some people got promotions/better pay than all the other people who were better qualified was due to some people complaining/backstabbing other employees on a daily basis. Yes, corporate raiding/shark tactics is common and that everyone around you is trying to screw you over/gain an upper hand. Also, don't be surprised by nepotism.

    Cheetodude625 , WOCinTech Chat Report

    SobyKay
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    This one is out of place, as an intern complaining about their bad experience?

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    #26

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know Old school outlaw truckers absolutely do still exist. If you ever have a livestock truck that’s tricked out blow by you doing triple digit speeds at night, he’s waaay overweight and running illegal logs. Most trucks are lumbering beats of burden, but anything agricultural stopped progressing with the rest of the laws two decades ago.

    Beekatiebee , Ed Dunens Report

    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's next door neighbor was a trucker. Young guy, family, very nice. Once while coming back from a trip to NC, my husband and I ran into a blizzard. Driving thru the mountains of PA, unable to see the road, was really frightening. We wound up following a big semi up and then down one of the mountains because it was easy to see their lights. Told my mom's neighbor about it some time later and said that trucker saved us. He laughed and said...thank god you were OK. Any trucker that would drive thru the PA mountains in a white out was probably high, crazy or both.

    SageHare37
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Some* progress: Electronic Logging Devices (with GPS) are now required by law in the US unless the truck/company has a special exception. They track when the truck moves faster than 5mph. Unscrupulous truckers can still claim their ELD is broken and keep paper logbooks that they can falsify, but it does make it more difficult to repeatedly break the law and drive unsafely. There is still plenty wrong with the trucking industry, but electronic logging devices are a step in the right direction.

    Midwest Mike
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So 18-Wheelers (Big Trucks Carrying Cargo) are classified under different statues in the USA. So 18-Wheeler is a Container on the back (Amazon, Target, etc) is going to be under the definition of "Long Haul Trucking" and has to conform to HOS (Hours of Service) where driver can only be so long driving on the road before must break/sleep. Electronic Logs come in and there are what are called "Weigh Stations" that they have to stop in for seeing how much of a load they have & check driving logs. Couples (Friends, Married, Acquaintances, etc) Long Haul so one can legally rest while the other drives. BUT THEN THERE IS "Agricultural Hauling". Long Haul Trucking Rules don't apply. Corn, Cattle, Turkeys, etc. They can haul until they feel they must sleep because harvest could be lost. So they don't have to meet standards and usually are on Meth to do 24+ hour runs. Love the Midwest.

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    #27

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know If you yell and scream and throw a big enough fit you get better service. It pi**es me off so much. Our management just rolls over for difficult customers.

    agreeingstorm9 , Paul Cross Report

    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss once that wanted to hit a costumer with a 10kg bucket of Paint lol, i was the One calming the frikking store owner down, the woman was bat s**t insane, She wanted to out a oficial complaint on the store, because we didn't had the amount os stock that She wanted on that specific moment in that particular store ( though we had it on the werehouse and the other stores, and it would take less than a day to get it all )

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the norm. Please don't do this. It won't help you at most businesses.

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh not every employer is like this. In fact I’ve noticed a trend where it’s being less tolerated.

    David
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great flex by management at my old company - One client was known for being abusive to our support / tech team. One of our managers finally called him and told him the fees for his support contract entitled him to support, but did not give him the right to abuse us and either he stops that s..t right now or he should find a different provider for our (rather niche) services. He stopped, we cheered. EDIT: to add.. part of what brought this to a head is he was so well known for being abusive that reps would see his call on the queue and avoid calling him back. He started complaining and asking why the slow call backs and management told him, "Because nobody wants to talk to you".

    #28

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know If you're a multi-million dollar company, odds are we don't give a s**t about errors under a certain amount of dollars. This is called "materiality", and most auditors rely on the calculation in order to not give a s**t, and get the work done.

    SpyOfGeneralTso , Kelly Marine Report

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some companies the cost of finding the 'missing' $ simply outweighs its value. It's not so much about giving shït or not

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expecting perfection from any organization is a recipe for unhappiness. Just ask people who are really into politics.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pencil pusher once had me track down 46¢, They somehow got managment to OK it. I later went to managment and told them that between myself and crew time it cost them $98 and maybe we should put a limit on the a**l accountants.

    Valden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I took accounting in college my instructor told a story about his first job. He found a one million dollar error and his supervisor marked it off as inconsequential.

    Johnny ro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you know the number is wrong then you don't know what the right number is.

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    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 3k$ expense kicked back because of a 1$ bottle of water mislabeled . Took me 3 hours to resolve, director involvement, and an hour from the expense team. Totally protecting the company's bottom dollar

    Jessica Gilbert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accountant here. I agree that some mistakes aren’t worth it. I’ve had bosses get so angry and mad at my small mistakes like missing $1500 in a prepaid schedule for a multi-million dollar company or not notating a $1 credit on an invoice but meanwhile that same boss made millions of dollars of mistakes and never wanted to remit sales tax to the state. Point is we all make mistakes but some accountants beat you up over your small mistakes.

    Erik Ivan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accountant here. I always say to people to do a cost analysis. As in - how big is the error, and how long time is it likely to take to fix? If my billing racks up to more then the fault itself, you could just zero the thing out in the books. Just make a note, explaining why you did it in the system.

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    #29

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know We don't know how to use the software we make

    SaltyChickenDip , Elvert Barnes Report

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak for yourself! In large companies I can well believe this, as each engineer/developer will only work on a very small part of the product. In small companies, you will be exposed to and have to test most of the product yourself. In very small companies, you probably designed it!

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. We know how to used our software. It's really hard to create good software without knowing how it will be used. And using it

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    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever used the Roku app as a remote control? It's clear no one involved with that app ever used it as a remote. If they did they would discover that the FF and BW buttons are way too close to other buttons that spawn a popup that prevents you from using the remote until you go and choose some kind of "Special Offer". Meanwhile your video is rolling and you lost your place. Visually it look nice, practically it's a dumpster fire.

    Scott Rackley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what application engineers are for

    Jackie Lulu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of us know how to use it . we wouldn't know if it was working correctly otherwise. However sometimes users would come up with hacks to use the software in ways to benefit them, and not tell us about it.

    Stephanie Did It
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company employed overseas developers. Once, working on a problem ticket, I asked one of them what browser they typically used in their country. He responded that he didn't know what a browser was, he only knew coding.

    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the business, we don't NEED to know how to use our software. We produce for end-users, not for ourselves. I wrote insurance code but had no Need-To-Know of how to rate policies -- just of how to make sure users don't fock it up.

    Peter Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just not true. Big companies do test and use their own software. It's called "Eat your own dogfood". Employees are often given pre-releases and thus used as the first beta testers even before the product goes to any outsiders.

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this possible? You literally bug-test all of your code for functionality.

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    #30

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know The key to being good in sales is convincing the costumer ur not in sales and helping the costumer. Meaning a lot of non-sales people who help you with certain info (finding the right cellphone, car, insurance company,...) actually know very little on the topic, and aren't trying to find you the best company. They just are secretly sales people who know a lot about sales and how to trick you into thinking their best pick isn't secretly the company they work for.

    tigerbend , Peretz Partensky Report

    Allen Packard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in sales. This would not be a great way to go about it. Why would they come back?

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say that again, louder this time so that everyone I've ever dealt with in consumer sales can hear you (windows, cars, foundation repair, etc). Oddly, i've never had that issue with business salespeople through work, they've always been honest and forthcoming. Probably because they depend on repeat business.

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    JoJoB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you only cater to costumers?

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with a salesperson who made and account with a fake name on a big site where people ask questions about how to do things with the products our company made. When someone asked about a competitors product, he would act like he had that problem before and he switched to our product. Then he would recommend they call his salesman and give his real name.

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds sus. Where do these conversations happen where the mark doesn’t know who’s business they walked in or phone number they called? When someone calls my company to buy something they are aware of who they called. Otherwise they wouldn’t have called us.

    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sales people helping costumers is why they are so popular at anime conventions. (Yes, I'm being a grammar / spelling nazi LOL)

    TKA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may not secretly work for that company but many brands offer spiffs if the salesperson sells certain products. Let’s say you want to buy horse dewormer, I sell 3 types, I get a spiff on one so I push that item. Bigger items, same with ATVs, salesperson may get a spiff and store may get a kickback.

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    #31

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know I work in a pharmacy Yes, we drop some of your pills on the floor, and yes we put them back in your bottle.

    Johannes--Factotum , whatleydude Report

    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a secret or common, you are just a terrible healthcare professional.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which pharmacy is that? I shall make a note to never ever order anything from you. And no you won't as all of my pills come in blister packs. Haven't had pills in a bottle for more than a decade.

    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA, I have not seen prescription meds in blister packs -- they're dispensed by individual count and funneled into wee brown bottles. OTC (over-the-counter) potions are often blister-packed. You want some paranoia? Nothing really can prevent contamination at sites producing vitamins and medicinals. So pray. ;(

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    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood this thing, of buying an x amount of pills in a little bottle, here we just buy an intact sealled box of pills, you can not sell pills in a " radom " little bottle. Its a lot saffer that way, imagine the pharmacist makes a mistake at puts the wrong pills in the bottle, the prescrition is right, but the pills are wrong, imagine the the pharmacist had a mental meltdown and decides to adulterate the pills ( not the 1st time it happens ), not to mention the onvious One, its also unigenic ( according to this dudes coment )

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why pharmacy regulations in Canada include multiple checks (always by two people) before it's sent out the door.

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    Cuppa tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the concept of pharmacy opening sealed package of medicines and then count prescribed amount into bottle and put a label on it. Sometimes your GP will give you medicines for 2-3 days, one pill, but on other occasion full 2-3 weeks dose. Which is exactly what original manufacturer's package contains.

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    #32

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know There’s a huge difference between brokers/agents in real estate. Don’t just use a friend or relative because you can. It could mean the difference of thousands of dollars and important information missed.

    throbbingliberal , Tejvan Pettinger Report

    Right As Rain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agents/brokers suck in general. NOTHING they do is worth 6% of my homes value!

    Peter Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in a seller's market, the homeowner's agent is pretty much useless.

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    Illicit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just only use competent friends or family?

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What information? Are you gonna tell me the house is haunted, or do I have to find that out myself? Anything else about the structure is what the home inspector is for. Everyone should be able to speak to the home sellers before buying, but I'm sure they'll lie, too, just to get a bad home off their back. Usually it's the neighbours that are most honest. But you can't talk to them until they become acquainted with you. You can't trust anyone.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a friendly surveyor, on other hand, can be a lifesaver.

    Rider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your area has an independent escrow or title company, ask them for referrals to some local agents. Independent companies have the strictest oversights and have to work hard for their business. I worked in escrow for 12yrs, I'm going to refer you to the agent who gets the job done correctly because it's easier for everyone.

    Hypoxia Smurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our realtor's broker bought our house and they moved in together with their families. This was just after 9/11 and nobody else was buying houses. Yikes.

    #33

    30 People Reveal “Dark Secrets” About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know At FedEx ground, we can get away with purposely skipping a delivery. I've held somebody's packages for an extra 5 days because they swerved around me and cut me off in the neighborhood. Edit: This is because the Ground branch of FedEx operates through contractors. We don't technically work for FedEx, we work with FedEx. Moral of the story (at least with me) if you order often and are nice to me, I'll treat you and your property with love and respect because you earned it. But if you p**s me off and order deliveries often, you can expect half of them to be not on time. Or at the bottom of your front steps instead of up at the front door. This was just a one off for me though, I'm generally very nice to my customers.

    omegaljr1997 , Eddie Maloney Report

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't sound like 'just a one off". When they also talk about 1/2 the deliveries being mishandled.

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're actually just an a**hole and should be fired.

    StrangeOne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say thank you to the wonderful people at Canada Post and Royal Mail for getting my boyfriend's Christmas parcels on time despite sometimes having them mailed after the cut off Christmas deadline. Usually when that happens I give him a heads up they might arrive in January, but pleasantly surprised he gets them within a week, 2 weeks before Christmas. I'm not sure if it's Royal Mail that distributes parcels, but that's what's always told to me.

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't "earn" it. I f*****g paid for it.

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't stop at your house and then mark it as you weren't home just because they didn't want to walk up in the rain, then you can call the company and they will make the person come back and deliver it. We get a regular driver from most companies, and then we get the contractors, and this happens all too often.

    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprising. They blatantly lie about attempting to deliver sometimes.

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I noticed. That's why I blacklisted FedEx.

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    #34

    I'm a baker, not at my current job but my former, the boss was tight as hell, didnt buy in wholemeal flour, for wholemeal bread we used 100% white flour with gravy browning

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    Noltha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unfortunately quite common and usually such bread is not called "wholemeal", but "dark" (in Europe). However, in most cases you can see the difference in colour, the bread darkened with, for example, caramel, is brownish, while the real wholemeal or rhye bread is more greyish. And there is sometimes visible difference in texture.