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Nobody Asked For These 13 Gifts But You Can Buy Them For This Christmas Anyways
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Nobody Asked For These 13 Gifts But You Can Buy Them For This Christmas Anyways

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Happy Holiday season to all the Pandas out there! It’s Santa Matty streaming live from the North Pole with the most unnecessary inventions that you can now gift this holiday season!

After thousands of letters requesting a holiday shop for my completely crazy inventions—I have finally decided to share some unnecessary holiday cheer this year. However, I can’t guarantee that anyone you gift these inventions to will actually speak to you ever again.

You can check out the entire Unnecessary Inventions online store at my website down below. Comment with your idea for my next Unnecessary Invention that I should create! And if you missed some of my awesomely unnecessary ideas, you can check them out here: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7part 8part 9part 10part 11part 12part 13part 14part 15.

More info: shop.unnecessaryinventions.com | Instagram | Facebook

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    Matty Benedetto

    Matty Benedetto

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    My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

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    Matty Benedetto

    Matty Benedetto

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    My name is Matty and I am the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions! I create and designs products that solve problems that don't actually exist.

    Titas Burinskas

    Titas Burinskas

    Moderator, Community member

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    This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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    Titas Burinskas

    Titas Burinskas

    Moderator, Community member

    This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that kind of really wants those streaming roulette dice now?

    Karen Markleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flippin' mittens are in no way unnecessary. I need them. nOW.

    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the pizza f***y pack. Because I'm lazy and wouldn't want to walk to my fridge. I'm also gonna buy the ZuckerRug to freak out anyone and everyone that ever sets foot in my bathroom.

    Load More Replies...
    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snackmingo thing needs to be real. Perfect for small kids at the pool or beach.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH HE HAS A FLIPPING WEBSITE. I THINK U MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BUY THEM!!!! (or did everyone know that and i'm just an idiot?)

    Load More Replies...
    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get that he designs these as jokes. I also totally think he could sell the roulette dice or jigsaw table on Etsy and people would eat it up.

    Titas Burinskas
    BoredPanda Staff
    Verified
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's selling them, actually. You can find the link below the description of each item. @Lula, can't reply to you for some reason. I have the blue check mark because we had trolls impersonating Bored Panda staff, and it's one of the measures implemented to prevent fake accounts.

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    Amy Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant ideas here :D I'd have the table, the zuk rug and dice please! The dice would save our relationship lol!We spend all evening friggin choosing what to watch and end up just going to sleep bitter and tired :D

    Guy on the internet
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disclaimer: Not all of these are bad. Like the coffee table one, I would totally get that and the roulette dice ;)

    Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the coffee table, the book, and the streaming dice.

    Not-so-MadMax
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man has the most beautiful eyecolor. Not sure if it's real, but that does not change anything.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that they are real, eyes could have many shades. Mine are green too, but weird, my father names their colors: "oyster butt" because it's like the color of an oyster shell. lol 20201206_1...f7a926.jpg 20201206_153629-5fcceddf7a926.jpg

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    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the 101 Unnecessary Inventions book for Christmas last year. I must say, even the truly useless inventions are very creative and clever!

    Kristina N
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the baguette bag is genius. Baguettes always stick out of the regular sized reusable shopping bags... I would actually buy that!

    TheGayPandas
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that wants the stub stoppers because they stub their toes too often?

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. The phone pillow would be a good gift for my dad. Our cats always knock his phone off his dresser

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Jigsaw table will help deter those who flip the table. If you're going to be sore loser, you're gonna pay. >:D

    Smitten Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every page on this site I load I'm confronted with a popup to disable my adblocker. I've done this but the popup doesn't believe me. Viewing bored panda is becoming such a chore right now.

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last six months I've broken two toes stubbing them on furniture in my stupid condo. Speak for yourself. :P

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't miss the link where you can ACTUALLY BUY THESE!! I just wish some of the previous inventions were there too!

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that kind of really wants those streaming roulette dice now?

    Karen Markleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flippin' mittens are in no way unnecessary. I need them. nOW.

    Average Grizzlies Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the pizza f***y pack. Because I'm lazy and wouldn't want to walk to my fridge. I'm also gonna buy the ZuckerRug to freak out anyone and everyone that ever sets foot in my bathroom.

    Load More Replies...
    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snackmingo thing needs to be real. Perfect for small kids at the pool or beach.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH HE HAS A FLIPPING WEBSITE. I THINK U MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BUY THEM!!!! (or did everyone know that and i'm just an idiot?)

    Load More Replies...
    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get that he designs these as jokes. I also totally think he could sell the roulette dice or jigsaw table on Etsy and people would eat it up.

    Titas Burinskas
    BoredPanda Staff
    Verified
    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's selling them, actually. You can find the link below the description of each item. @Lula, can't reply to you for some reason. I have the blue check mark because we had trolls impersonating Bored Panda staff, and it's one of the measures implemented to prevent fake accounts.

    Load More Replies...
    Amy Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant ideas here :D I'd have the table, the zuk rug and dice please! The dice would save our relationship lol!We spend all evening friggin choosing what to watch and end up just going to sleep bitter and tired :D

    Guy on the internet
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disclaimer: Not all of these are bad. Like the coffee table one, I would totally get that and the roulette dice ;)

    Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the coffee table, the book, and the streaming dice.

    Not-so-MadMax
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man has the most beautiful eyecolor. Not sure if it's real, but that does not change anything.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that they are real, eyes could have many shades. Mine are green too, but weird, my father names their colors: "oyster butt" because it's like the color of an oyster shell. lol 20201206_1...f7a926.jpg 20201206_153629-5fcceddf7a926.jpg

    Load More Replies...
    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the 101 Unnecessary Inventions book for Christmas last year. I must say, even the truly useless inventions are very creative and clever!

    Kristina N
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the baguette bag is genius. Baguettes always stick out of the regular sized reusable shopping bags... I would actually buy that!

    TheGayPandas
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that wants the stub stoppers because they stub their toes too often?

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. The phone pillow would be a good gift for my dad. Our cats always knock his phone off his dresser

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Jigsaw table will help deter those who flip the table. If you're going to be sore loser, you're gonna pay. >:D

    Smitten Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every page on this site I load I'm confronted with a popup to disable my adblocker. I've done this but the popup doesn't believe me. Viewing bored panda is becoming such a chore right now.

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last six months I've broken two toes stubbing them on furniture in my stupid condo. Speak for yourself. :P

    Load More Replies...
    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't miss the link where you can ACTUALLY BUY THESE!! I just wish some of the previous inventions were there too!

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