On my 13th birthday I slammed into a window and acquired 11 hours in the ER, around half a year of recovery where I had to pull the stitches out myself, permanent nerve damage, and gory, visible scars. I have to live with this now and I f*****g hate it. It's not even a respectable way to get scars, and when someone inevitably asks how I got them I have to be like 'yeah I got these horrible scars and permanent damage from being a dumbass' and it's become a joke in my friend group, a ton of people have me saved as window on messages and every time I see it I want to cry because I don't want to be defined by one of the worst things in my life. So yeah that's probably the worst bday gift I've ever gotten