ADVERTISEMENT

Nextdoor is an app that allows people to communicate with their neighbors. It's basically Facebook, but for neighborhoods. The company reports that 41.8 million people used their services as of 2023. So, as with any social networking app, all kinds of ridiculousness and mishaps abound.

Luckily, there's a community that collects the wildest things people post on Nextdoor. Petty neighborhood drama is what people on the subreddit live for. "Join us for the dumpster fire!" their description reads. So, Pandas, strap in and get ready for outrageous lawn debates, passive-aggressive pet complaints, and the occasional wholesome post!

More info: Reddit

#1

Damn, Nextdoor Hitting The Feels

People rescuing a large dog in Ukraine, illustrating a heartfelt moment highlighting community efforts.

merapi36 Report

Add photo comments
POST
ZGutr
Community Member
1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's how you treat your four-legged best friend! He's got your back, you got his. No leaving him behind.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
RELATED:
    #3

    How Long Til I Get Banned. Place Your Bets

    Text post mocking a diner for overreacting about toast at Cracker Barrel after a church service, implying need for therapy.

    dennis_stefanov Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post told no lies. The amount of rudeness servers face is ridiculous. A server is not a slave or miracle worker.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    The Nextdoor subreddit has been going strong for almost 10 years. Created in 2015, the group can't boast astronomical numbers, but its 35k hardcore members are definitely passionate and constantly hungry for some neighborhood drama. 

    The group is not about your run-of-the-mill Nextdoor posts pertaining to real neighborhood issues. They have an immediate disclaimer: "If it's not absurd or hilariously petty, move it to the real Nextdoor." On the subreddit, it's all about watching the dumpster fire at your neighbor's from afar!

    #5

    This Morning 😂

    German Shepherd and goat on porch featured on NextDoor for humorous lost and found post.

    gomezthecat Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're actually auditionng for 'Town Musicians of Bremen"."

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving home from school a couple of years ago the was a huge pig, and a billy goat walkin' down the middle of the road. I didn't bother them as they seemed "on a mission"

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of one time on my local facebook page someone found a live crab on the footpath near their house. We are nowhere near a beach or other major waterway.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all you need is a cat and you've got a epic "journey movie" on your hands.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    I Found This To Be Awfully Sweet. I Hope She Finds What She’s Looking For

    NextDoor post from a widow seeking to be a grandparent, offering knitting and singing talents.

    blackizard Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really important for older people to have social connections and this is sweet. There is an amazing Australian show called Old People's Home For 4 year olds where they pair older people with 4 year olds and they do activities with them to help with depression, loneliness and mobility. They do testing before and after to see what improvement they have made. There is also an Old People's Home For Teenagers.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    The real Nextdoor, on the other hand, dates back to 2011. Its mission was to provide a sense of community and safety to neighborhoods. And in that regard, it mostly succeeds. It can be a great place to sell a couch or find a plumber to fix a leak (although competitors like Facebook's Neighborhoods might steal the spotlight sometimes).

    However, the private social network hasn't been without controversies since its inception, especially in the last few years. Some suggest that people's fixations on crime can unnecessarily create a sense of paranoia in communities. Most of the post on Nextdoor are related to crime, yet suburban crime rates in some states (Michigan, for example) are going down.

    #7

    Return This Sweet Lady's Chickens, Right Now!

    Ridiculous NextDoor post requesting return of stolen chickens with detailed care instructions.

    du_garbandier Report

    #8

    Be On The Look Out For A Hot Pink Sweater Mouse. The Best Nextdoor Post Ever

    Ridiculous NextDoor post about a field mouse in a hot pink sweater causing neighborhood confusion.

    Nihilisticactuary Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also if you do find it please consider completing its outfit. I'm thinking maybe a tiny pair of lime green cropped pants?

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Be On The Lookout For An Ugly Perp That Is Suddenly Gorgeous!

    Car break-in incident on Nextdoor app, showcasing humorous complaint about stolen makeup and assumptions about the thief.

    Sparky1919 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    A 2023 study found that people inaccurately perceive the crime in their neighborhoods due to apps like Nextdoor. The researchers explain that this happens because people make judgements with the information available to them. And, on apps like these, the same rule as in traditional media applies: violent crimes gets a disproportionately bigger amount of coverage.

    #10

    Abandoned Vehicle Final Warning

    Toy car humorously "parked" in grassy area; typical of ridiculous NextDoor posts.

    pandaKrusher Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better have registration n insurance along w drivers license to pick up at the nearest towing yard

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #11

    No Notes

    Screenshot of a humorous post on NextDoor comparing neighborhood experiences to Mr. Rogers, showcasing ridiculous app commentary.

    knit1lift2walk3 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Rogers was a saint!! He served his time, told when he was feeding the fish for the blind girl , n taught me that coats/cardigans go on the hook

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #12

    Greatest Exchange I’ve Ever Seen On Nextdoor

    NextDoor post with typo about homeschooling, followed by a humorous correction and reaction.

    z33sara Report

    It's usually said that you can't choose family, but the same sometimes goes for neighbors as well. You can't always choose who you live next to, so your best bet is to make do with what you have. Interestingly, relationships with neighbors can be important to our social and mental well-being. For example, one study found that low contact with neighbors results in worse psychological well-being for adults aged 40-70.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    Found On Nextdoor

    Cute dog peering over a wooden fence with a concerned NextDoor post about neighbors controlling their pets.

    Same_Weakness7443 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Livingwithcfs
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be disturbed too if a dog looked at me looking like that. All that's missing is a red balloon

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #15

    Neighbor Saved From Chicken Coop Now Wants To Find And Thank The Person That Rescued Them

    Pregnant woman locked in chicken coop thanks helpful neighbor on NextDoor community post.

    craving_a_burrito Report

    And it's not like we hate our neighbors. In fact, most people say they like the people they live next to. According to a survey by Offerpad, 78% of Americans say they like the people who live near them. However, 60% also admitted that they've feuded with a neighbor at least once before. 

    #16

    Are You The Davinci Of Drains? She Needs You

    NextDoor post about innovative drain cleaning with a humorous reply questioning creativity in the task.

    ElvisGrizzly Report

    #17

    This Lady Gets It

    NextDoor post ranting about neighborhood app misuse, seeking alternative for city-focused discussions.

    PitoChueco Report

    #18

    Don’t Shoot My Autistic Son Plz

    Man standing with a walking stick on a sunny day; NextDoor post discusses his behavior related to autism.

    Heavy-Imagination-19 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're living in the wrong neighborhood if you have to warn people not to shoot strangers.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    ADVERTISEMENT

    The most frequent disagreements neighbors have are about yards and their home exteriors. Some also get into arguments about each other's political and sports affiliations and signs that they choose to put outside of their home. And only 28% said they got in trouble with a neighbor because of something they posted on social media.

    #19

    I’m Rooting For Her!

    Older woman posts amusing message on NextDoor seeking male companionship and shares karate hobby.

    qmechan Report

    #21

    If Anyone Knows Nancy Please Tell Her I’m Desperate To Know What Happened

    NextDoor post about gin rummy night with comments questioning Nancy's actions, highlighting neighborhood drama.

    lightningmcqueen_irl Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. The mystery deepens... I wonder what Nancy speculated. 🤔

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    Researchers also claim that relationships with neighbors are important for our overall health. They provide us with social support, allow us to share resources, and makes us feel secure. Some even posit that a good neighborly relationship is especially beneficial for single people. It provides them with greater satisfaction they derive from their social circles than couples do.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #23

    This Person Must Manually Breathe

    Screenshot of a funny NextDoor post about someone finding a $5 bill and reporting it to law enforcement.

    Specific-Ease-14 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this person must not use physical currency at a!!? Calling the cops for a potentially rabid $5.00 bill is a new one on me.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #24

    People Shouldn't Mow The Lawn At 10. Am

    Lawn service truck on residential street, neighborhood complaint about early leaf blower noise on NextDoor.

    daved_it Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, what do your city ordinances say? You probably ought to check before you complain. Besides, how is the lawn service supposed to know you tied one on last night and now your head is about to fall off? 🤭

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu

    But arguments with neighbors are inevitable. So, what should one do when the time to confront them over loud noises past 10 pm comes or those pesky Christmas lights in April start bugging you? Etiquette expert Diane Gottsman says to not approach it with an apology. "'I'm so sorry, I hate to say this to you.' This loses the power," she told CBS.

    #26

    No And No

    Mailbox with spilled beans and can; unusual post on NextDoor.

    campbell-1 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, yess, The HellFarts, most dangerous gang terrorizing crowds with beans and eggs. I heard their methods are rather niffy

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #27

    Not Sure If It’s A Joke Or For Real

    Screenshot of a post on NextDoor where someone demands a free roof replacement with unusual conditions.

    JewishFl Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got it backwards who the entitled, wanting a free ride is here. 🤦‍♀️

    View more commentsArrow down menu

    Gottsman also advises to choose your battles wisely. "They should be worthy, and then you should come to the table, addressing them with some dignity," she recommended. You'll neven know the outcome of a confrontation such as this, so always keep in mind that it might make things worse in the long run.

    #28

    The Comments Are Even Funnier

    NextDoor post about child vandals writing "BALD" on driveway using water.

    memeboimanperson Report

    #29

    Guard Your Emails!

    NextDoor post warning about neighbors stealing emails, with 8 reactions.

    aarf26 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just makes common sense to do all that work so someone else can get paid. 🤣

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #30

    Still Laughing At This

    Person complains about inappropriate Dasher emoji on NextDoor app, seeking feedback from community.

    memememe91 Report

    And what about you, Pandas? Do you have any humorous or absurd stories about your neighbors? If you belong to any of the neighborhood social networks, please share some petty neighborhood tea! And if you're looking for more gems from Nextdoor, head to our previous post about the subreddit right here!

    #31

    Small Town Problems

    Ridiculous NextDoor post shaming someone for buying all Necco candy from Dollar General, causing supply issues.

    tangledshadows Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people assume when a stock is gone that it was only because a single person made a bulk purchase. 🤔🤷‍♀️

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #32

    Update To Yesterday’s Post. A Neighbor Was Offering To Do Portrait Sketches For Free And You Guys Said I Should Do It. Here Are My Kids And I

    Pencil sketch of three children, capturing a whimsical style; an example of humorous NextDoor posts.

    dogboner42069 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's swell that u contributed to his ambitions! Maybe not picture perfect but hey, that's great😁

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #33

    My Husband Got An Email Alert From Nextdoor For This Event

    Illustration of four people at a table with humorous text about a fictional event on NextDoor.

    Mighty-Moogle Report

    #34

    Shame On You For Not Celebrating Halloween

    NextDoor post shaming neighbors for not greeting kids, sparking debate about societal issues and personal responsibilities.

    witness_protection Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this the same jerk who sent me an anonymous email trying to guilt trip me for going out on Halloween because they thought I OWED my neighbors' kids candy??

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #35

    Sometimes We Should Keep Our Thoughts To Ourselves

    Screenshot of a ridiculous NextDoor post about a man in grey biking shorts seen in Washington Park.

    noitsacardigan_ Report

    #36

    I’m Sorry, But Why Tf Is There A Treadmill In Your Yard To Begin With??

    Ridiculous NextDoor post showing a blue truck and treadmill in a yard. A man is accused of stealing the treadmill.

    [deleted] Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So u didn't put a treadmill on ur yard to gift away for free? Were you using it in ur front yard?

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #39

    “Cannabis Doesn’t Help Cancer Patients Because People Will Use It For The Wrong Reasons.”

    Comment thread on NextDoor debating marijuana legalization, with humorous and misguided opinions.

    sugartheunicorn Report

    #41

    An Update On The Satanic Pinecone Situation In The Woods

    Pinecones and branches arranged in a circle at the base of a tree—an odd NextDoor post find in the woods.

    Imaginary-Cricket903 Report

    #42

    Halloween Fun Police

    NextDoor post with Halloween planning guidelines, including pre-registration for trick-or-treating and allergy checks.

    ryan_peay Report

    #43

    Texas Education Needs To Be A Littler Better

    Ridiculous NextDoor post discussing public schools and litter boxes for children.

    Fool_On_the_Hill_9 Report

    #44

    I'm Starting To Think We Were Too Quick To Stop Covid

    NextDoor post questioning Canadian smoke reaching NYC and its orange color, seeking insight on the issue.

    [deleted] Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #45

    Outrage Over House Colors

    Ridiculous NextDoor post about Airbnb house color dispute, neighbor complains about new renovations.

    Do_ho Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Sunshine
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do all American homeowneers reallly care about this kind of thing or is this a rare instance? I don't understand how someone living on your street can have any say in what you do with your own property.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #47

    Not Letting Old People Skip You In Line Makes You Entitled?

    NextDoor post about entitlement, featuring a complaint about young people's behavior in a grocery store checkout line.

    CrazyNextdoorInPO Report

    #48

    Pink Bondage Bear Is The First Horseman Of The Apocalypse

    A large pink inflatable bear in provocative gear outside Crowne Plaza, causing backlash and controversy online.

    LastTopQuark Report

    #50

    Walk Your Kid To School Day

    Cars parked on a neighborhood street due to "walk your kid to school day," highlighting ridiculous NextDoor post.

    mlapaglia Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because not every parent can walk the entire distance, but still want to somewhat participate. 🤷‍♀️

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium
    Unlimited content
    Ad-free browsing
    Dark mode
    #51

    When You Get Tricks Instead Of Treats, Your Grandma Is Outraged. 😂😂

    When You Get Tricks Instead Of Treats, Your Grandma Is Outraged. 😂😂

    caitiebella Report

    #52

    It’s Crazy How Many Right Wing Healthcare Professionals There Are In My Neighborhood

    It’s Crazy How Many Right Wing Healthcare Professionals There Are In My Neighborhood

    sugartheunicorn Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you probably won't have heartworm and acariasis before you die of Covid.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #53

    No One On Nextdoor Seems To Think This Is As Creepy As I Do

    No One On Nextdoor Seems To Think This Is As Creepy As I Do

    Novabear88 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    zims
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the creepiest I've seen. And in this economy, that's a heck of a deal. You're gonna cook and clean anyway, to get free rent on top of that? And likely free utilities, water, etc too? It's not like he's advertising for companionship or specifying that the lady needs to be young, single, and attractive. It's mostly just sexist to limit it to women. I bet plenty of dudes would line up to be this guy's housekeeper for free rent.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #54

    Neighborhood Lead Shaming Me For Turning Off Comments

    Neighborhood Lead Shaming Me For Turning Off Comments

    sugartheunicorn Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #55

    Welcome Team Member Bragging About Hitting His Kids

    Welcome Team Member Bragging About Hitting His Kids

    sugartheunicorn Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting kids just makes them see you as someone to be afraid of. It also means that they'll likely act out even more, or learn more underhanded ways of misbehaving. And they'll probably start hitting other kids at school.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #56

    It's Your Fault I'm Putting $100 Of Herbicides On My Waterfront Lawn. Protect The Environment!

    It's Your Fault I'm Putting $100 Of Herbicides On My Waterfront Lawn. Protect The Environment!

    LD50_irony Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Please do your part to protect the environment.” Like not using chemicals? I hate people like this. Hopefully they work closely with Roundup often.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #57

    I… Just… What? This App Never Fails To Make Me Audibly Sigh And Put My Head In My Hands At Least Once Per Week

    I… Just… What? This App Never Fails To Make Me Audibly Sigh And Put My Head In My Hands At Least Once Per Week

    Mechbg12 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, you're just criticizing people who don't have kids. Knock it off.

    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #59

    I Am As Mad As Hell, Nextdoor Monitors, And I Am Not Going To Take This Anymore!

    I Am As Mad As Hell, Nextdoor Monitors, And I Am Not Going To Take This Anymore!

    [deleted] Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy ready is unhinged and MAD AS HELL. Ha ha keep it up ND monitors.

    #60

    This App Is A Constant Source Of Amusement For Me

    This App Is A Constant Source Of Amusement For Me

    d3v1ant_ang3l04 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    #61

    The Great Gravestone Debate

    The Great Gravestone Debate

    popcornkernals321 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot more to this one, it doesn't make sense unless you look at the original post.

    #62

    I Started Pretending To Be An Old Man On The App And My Neighbors Not Only Believe It, They Love It (I’m The One Crossed Out In Red. My Profile Picture Is At The End)

    I Started Pretending To Be An Old Man On The App And My Neighbors Not Only Believe It, They Love It (I’m The One Crossed Out In Red. My Profile Picture Is At The End)

    Glenjamin443 Report

    #63

    Lol I Fucking Hate This App

    Lol I Fucking Hate This App

    iheartgardening5 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST
    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let it get you down. I'm sure someone else will do a proper job of it.

    View More Replies...
    View more commentsArrow down menu
    #64

    Someone Left This In A Neighbor’s Mailbox And Everyone Is Losing Their Mind

    Someone Left This In A Neighbor’s Mailbox And Everyone Is Losing Their Mind

    groguandrogu Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #65

    “Adult Entertainment Video” Seen At The Gym

    “Adult Entertainment Video” Seen At The Gym

    Lazy_Barber_4552 Report

    Add photo comments
    POST