Yep. This is the highest order of bullshittery. Money may not buy happiness but it will definitely buy comfort to make me forget about my miseries.

Spineless managers who "comp" things and give people everything they want contribute to this. The US is about the worst place I have been for badly behaved customers and I've lived in four countries.

Ooh, good one.

This is a statement I have heard when they are ready to bail at the first sign of someone else's problems.

I'm glad you are better though. :)

The matter with animals too...no bird is going after the lack lustre boy bird with shite feathers!

finally, someone who agrees with me. lol I think we can all relate reply if you do

And a huge medical bill if you're in USA.

I think that's an untrue quote too. if you want something good you have to work for it.

so true, this is basically saying people can't change who they are.

I hate when people use this one. Although I still agree you don’t need to have a degree to be a successful entrepreneur. But not everyone wants to be an entrepreneur. There’s no such thing as a college dropout surgeon.

Exactly! It’s the same as saying well having an asthma attack is a choice just breathe

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Recently someone told me a string of these statements. The underlying message, it will never happen to her. So, God let me have cancer; because of previous trauma, he knew I could handle it? The God I pray to is compassionate, loving, forgiving, and loves me. Nothing happens for reason, really? Explain cancer, abusive parents, and the rest. Yes I am stronger from surviving all it, so I deserve more? Her smug smile said she believed this was the appropriate response, she was being supportive, and kind. I was speechless. It is was a reminder of how painful words from a stranger can be. A skill I do not want or admire (Cancer was not traumatic, only stage 2, death was not an issue, the months of treatment were just annoying. I cried once. The doctors thought I was brave, I wasn't. My tears, frustration and anger were already used up.)

Life is more like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

This is a quote from a movie... It's people taking it into the real world that makes it make no sense. It's just a fun quote Forrest Gump (well his mum, but also him) said once, people are just taking it too far.

Life is like a black hole. Nobody really knows what’s in there

It's actually ''Life was like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get''

This is a quote from Forrest Gump, quoting from a movie js pretty stupid 99% of the time

Yea and I mean you can narrow it down with the description on the front too lol

Hahahaha!

Usually said to pass someone off, rather than saying I don't know

If you can read you know exactly what you will get. It’s called ingredients. If more people read them, the thinner and healthier they’d be.

What? I've never had such a booklet! Always had to take a small bite out of each one, just to know what was in them, then I'd put them back in the box for later (and yes, this led to many a family member cursing at me, and rightfully so).

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But will you ever know... whether or not they’re shaped like turtles?

Chocolate in the USA has a map printed inside the box lid.

Correct, the saying doesn't make sense

Telling a depressed person that they just need to exercise and drink water will only add to their guilt. Sometimes, they just need antidepressants.

In some situations, the expression is "The perfect is the enemy of the good". High standards are fine, but insisting on perfection will blow through deadlines.

I love my sleep. Anyone who believes these can GTFO and turn off the lights on the way out. Please and thank you. PS: Don't forget the door.

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Money buys food. A full belly feels much better than a hallow aching one. Not everyone sleeps in a bed. Some by choice, others due to circumstances they have no control of. Clean clothes that fit are wonderful. Worrying constantly about having money to pay bills is miserable. No health care! The list goes on. People's life's can be fundamentally changed with a larger fair income. Those with money do not want part with it. They can never have enough and have the power to change the rules to help them keep it. They need lots of money to be happy.

Yeah, it looks like some myths refuse to die

Sometimes, it is. My friends and I used to get bullied by this group of boys in middle school (they targeted one girl in particular). One day, we were playing card games when two of them sat next to us, uninvited, and the rest stood by the table, blocking us in. They started making fun of us and being asses, but we tried to ignore them and continued playing, so they took our cards, threw them everywhere and even started tearing them up. The 'ringleader' had sat next to me, and idk WHAT possessed me to do it, but I promptly turned around and SLAMMED his head into the wall as hard as I could. He and his buddies started calling me crazy but they scrambled away, and they left us alone after that.

Not watching the pot and it boils over cannot be a good thing.

people always say that.. and then you get in trouble anyways

Like if one apple is moldy, would you still eat the rest that were sitting with the moldy one?

Yes, this is often used as an excuse for people not to be self-aware and not to be considerate of others. No one should have to subsume their entire personality to make others happy but you don't get to be an asshole and demand everyone love you, either.

Hmm . . . working fields and building pyramids did not make for longevity.

The equivalent of "it's not you, it's me."

Like the old joke: "How are you sleeping?", "like a baby - I wake up crying every two hours".

Only if you are practical concerning your goals. I'm too old to be a gymnast but I can play piano like Elton John.

It is a quote from Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, and it is related to being from an underprivileged group. It also does not mean that a person can do anything and then ask for forgiveness. It means that, when a person sees that an important action needs to be taken, they should do it, and not wait for permission. It does NOT mean that you should "borrow" your neighbor's Lamborghini for a joy ride, and then apologize.