"I was obsessed with Desperado as a kid. Little 10 year old me wore that VHS out. Danny Trejo was my third favorite reason to watch."

"Hello, and welcome to Biscuit Week. Mary Berry was my jam but Noel Fielding is bringing the fits. Did you know that the show is called 'The Great British Baking Show' here in the States but it’s originally called 'The Great British Bake Off.' Apparently Pillsbury owns the rights to 'Bake Off' in the US, because owning the rights to a common two word phrase makes sense in this country."

"Hey kids, help Jules and Vincent clean up their mess! You probably went over a bump or something."

"'To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.' — Rick"

"What’s your favorite Christmas movie and why is it Die Hard?"

"I never knew Anthony Adams played sportsball. I always thought he was just a beautiful meme man."

"I was going to make myself a THPS figure but my wife makes me watch Clueless at least once a year so I came up with this mashup instead. I’m more of a Paul Rudd man myself, but Breckin Meyer does it for my wife. The first skate deck is his from the movie, but I also made one with one main decorative statement, like — Marvin the Martian."

"Eurotrip came out my senior year of high school. It was 100% the reason I travelled Europe with my best friend the summer after. Mi scusi, but Europe was nothing like the movie."

"You know what… I think we’re going to be friends. Special friends."

"I haven't had the time to watch too many shows or films recently, but I did take the time to catch 'The White Lotus'. I highly recommend watching it if you haven't already. Murray Bartlett was bringing the big zaddy energy my summer needed. Also, he should play Alex Trebek in the eventual biopic."

"My fellow mestizo Guillermo de la Cruz gets the toy treatment this time! He has a working spring loaded stake launcher in his arm. While it can’t pierce an undead heart, it could maybe poke an eye out."

"I'm convinced Energy Vampires exist."

"A bit of a departure from my usual stuff. Made from skateboard veneer, plywood, grip tape, anodized bolt, and silver acrylic! I spray painted the graphics using stencils I made."

"I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t recast Jim Varney with John Cena to remake 'Ernest Goes to Jail.' They’d probably make it more 'real' and 'gritty.' Instead of Ernest getting electromagnetic powers, maybe he just gets incredibly yoked instead and finds love in a forbidden place. Kinda like a mix between Oz and Brokeback, with a dash of Tango and Cash."

"I still think about this look from time to time... man."

"I’m pretty much dazed and/or confused 24-7.

Took this little Mitch on a field trip to where this scene was filmed (it’s only a few miles from me). I couldn’t go on the mound unfortunately since it was all locked up."

"I love this scene from Portlandia. Kyle MacLachlan is an icon. My neighborhood has a few coffeeshops… a number of bars too. We ain’t got no record store but we do got an arcade. Heeere kitty kitty kitty. Not cool"

"Merry Christmas everybody! I hope Huge Santa decked every single one of y’all’s halls and punched all of your little buddies."

"There's been Marios before him, and there will be Marios after him, but in my heart Charles Martinet will always be the one true Mario."