Companies and brands spend millions every year on advertising. The global spending on advertising in 2020 was 674 billion U.S. dollars. In fact, statistics show that in America, a dollar is spent on advertising per person each day. Sometimes, we might be so used to seeing ads we don't even realize we're being sold something.
Nowadays, there are a lot of rules about what's appropriate in an ad and what's not. Back in the day, almost everything was fair game. That's why there were loads of sexist, racist, tobacco, asbestos, and lead-praising ads. We've compiled the most absurd vintage ads for you here. Enjoy and wonder: "How could this have been a thing?"
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An Eerily Accurate Ad From 1996 I Found In An Advertising Book
This Has Aged Like Milk Because Google Is A Search Engine With Weather, News Feeds, Links To Sponsors, Ads, And Distractions
An Ad From The 1950s Gives Tips On How To Dispose Of Batteries
The ad advises getting rid of batteries by tossing them in the fireplace, but we know now that doing that is extremely dangerous.
Many products advertised in these vintage ads seem questionable today. However, people did many questionable things back in the day: advised pregnant women to smoke to relieve stress, gave babies alcohol to make them sleep better, and many others.
But the ads praising harmful materials like lead and asbestos probably take the crown of absurdity. How is it possible that marketers advertised them as "amazing" and people thought it was okay?
Back in the late '70s, people used asbestos in many common household and construction items: hair dryers, kitchen appliances, plumbing, floors, and, of course, roofs.
Today, it's still used for occupational gear and clothing, but most countries have banned many different forms of asbestos. The U.S. banned the last type, chrysotile asbestos, in 2024.
Mad Magazine From 2002. Covid Flashbacks
Nowadays, Kids Will Never Understand The Struggle Of People Trying To Connect To The Internet Using A Phone Line And The Bothering Sounds Of The Whole Process
When I was younger, we had to call the internet. And it screamed at us.
Photography Ad In My Dad’s Old Yearbook
This was from the year 1982, when the photography company said "We shoot school kids" in an ad before the number of school shootings in the US increased.
The material was (and still is in some countries) popular due to its durability and fire resistance. It's also pretty affordable. However, microscopic asbestos fibers are incredibly dangerous to our lungs.
They cause healthy lung tissue to scar or mutate asbestosis, mesothelioma, and lung cancer. In fact, it's classified as a known human carcinogen by The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
But why were the ads for asbestos so popular back in the second half of the 20th century? Apparently, industry leaders did their best to suppress any medical evidence linking asbestos to all the above-mentioned horrible diseases.
Advertisers positioned the toxic material as something futuristic and affordable for home makeover projects. And the flashy, fun commercials and ads got to people -- they really believed this was the natural mineral of the future.
This Ad From Esso. Now We Have A Global Warming
A Sexist Vintage Ad Advertising Men's Slacks Called Mr. Legs. "He Didn't Have To Shoot To Floor Her. One Look At His Pants, And She Was Happy To Have Him Walk All Over Her"
Betty White Became A Hugely Famous, Beloved And Iconic Actress
Similarly, people once saw lead as a miracle metal as well. Most of us probably know about the dangers of lead in paint. In the 20th century, white lead paint was incredibly popular. Because it absorbs 12 to 15 times less water than zinc oxide, it is very durable. Back in the 1910s, the authorities advised people to wash their walls regularly because of the Spanish Influenza. So, lead paint was particularly handy in that regard.
People Inventing Plastic Bags Were Trying To Claim Consumers By Advertising The "Cute" Use Of Plastic Bags For Delivering Children, Which Are Now Known To Be Suffocants
The Addis Wedding Set, "Every Bride's Coming Home Outfit" 1980s
Vintage Chlorinol Bleaching Advertisement. Very Racist, And Unacceptable
Even the numerous state and federal agencies urged people to use lead paint. What changed their tune was the growing number of lead poisoning cases in children in the 1930s. The authorities advised parents not to use the paint on toys, baby carriages, and cribs.
Creepy Advertisement For Love's Baby Soft (1975)
Sadly, Everything Is Worse Now
Lola (1970) Would Never Be Made Today For Many Reasons
However, children would still get poisoned from the paint on the walls. The government only took serious action in the 1970s, though. Lobbyists and advertisers did their best to mislead people and make them believe it was not as toxic. Today, we use lead in batteries; three-quarters are actually found in all types of vehicles.
Imagine Seeing An Ad Like This Today
That text is insane...a strict regimen of sugary sodas for young kids guarantees a lifetime of happiness including no awkward preteen/teen phase?
Iranian Advertising Before The Islamic Revolution, 1979
I can't imagine how soul crushing it had to be to go from this to the current regime that makes women cover up. Going from freedom to basic prison must be awful. State religion should never exist.
"He Used To Duck Me, Now He Dates Me" Nadinola Bleaching Cream, Ebony Magazine, May 1963
Interestingly, the Romans used lead in more ways than the modern 20th-century society. They lined aqueducts and water pipes with lead and also put it in makeup, cookware, and even contraceptives. Perhaps the most surprising use of lead in Ancient Rome was as a sweetener for food and drinks but also to control fermentation in wine. That's actually why kids sometimes chewed on lead paint chips: it can taste sweet.
This Ad In 1936
An Electric Spanker For Unruly Children
This 1994 Advertisement For Lighter Skis
The ad compares buying lighter ski equipment to "Losing the Twin Towers," which eventually happened on 9/11, about 7 years after this was published.
Today, we're way more careful about the way we handle lead. The batteries get assembled in sequestered plants, with employees wearing face masks. The majority of the work is also done by robots.
Steven Jones, plant manager at EnerSys, told NPR that the manufacturing process is a technological ballet. "Through this level of automation, we're providing a cleaner environment for our operators and again, providing a safer environment."
Union Carbide Advertisement From 1962 "Science Helps Us Build A New India"
The 1984 Bhopal gas tragedy at the Union Carbide India Limited (UCIL) pesticide plant in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India. It is considered one of the world's worst industrial disasters. The parent company had to sell its entire stake in UCIL and leave India.
Ironized Yeast Ad For Weight Gain In The 1930s
1950s Cigarette Ad Claiming No Throat Irritation Comes From Camel Cigarettes. Now It's Proven That It Causes Throat And Lung Cancer
Cigarette companies also don't have a good track record when it comes to advertising. A 1946 Camel ad, for example, claimed that doctors, according to an "independent survey," recommend smoking.
An even more crazy 1890 advertisement claimed that cigarettes can help treat asthma and other respiratory ailments. They even recommended giving them to kids older than six. Many similar ads touted the benefits of smoking: less irritation, child-friendly, and one even claimed cigarettes were "pure as the water you drink."
Advertisement For United Airlines (About 15 Years Ago)
An Ad From An American Magazine, 1939. Lead Was Banned In Most European Countries By The 1940s, But Not Until 1978 In The US Because Of Lobbying
Promoting Sugar As A Healthy Thing In 1971
Why eat at all? Just pack yourself with sugar every time you're hungry! What could possibly go wrong?
Olympic Athlete Jesse Owens was the face of White Owl cigars in 1960. Sadly but ironically, he passed away from lung cancer in 1980. The first serious report warning the public about the dangers of smoking came out in 1962.
In 1964, the U.S. Surgeon General did the same. The U.S. government first took action in 1965, requiring manufacturers to include information for consumers about the dangers of smoking on the label.
Well, She Was Very Wrong
The oldest thing about this is that her job is "Word Processor." :D
"Successful Marriages Start In The Kitchen"
Ad On The Back Of An Old Comic. Nowadays, This Would Not Go Well
This is an advertisement for a child to purchase a toy rifle, touting its realistic look and sound. A child carrying this toy today would be very poorly received.
All these examples from the past can make one wonder: weren't there any policies against false advertising back in the day? Not really, at least until the 1970s. People's mistrust of advertising was rising by then.
That's when the FTC also started a regulation revolution -- at last, they were asking marketers to prove the validity of their claims. They also cracked down on advertising toward children. Whereas advertisers enjoyed their unchecked privilege before, now they have more responsibility.
Twin Towers World Trade Center Brochure Circa 1975
In The Top Right Corner, It Says "The Largest And Safest Steamer In The World," Only For It To Hit An Iceberg Later. Clearly, It Wasn't Safe
Well, to be fair, with it's technical details and equipment, the Titanic was safer than other ships from the same time. Of course not safe enough and definitely not safe for modern standards, but in terms of the time, the Titanic was state of the art. It was a lot of bad luck and coincidences that made this catastrophe.
Creepy Old Lysol Advertisement
Lysol used to be used as a means of birth control before the pill was legalized in the 1960s. That's what they mean by "dainty feminine allure," having the energy to be a loving wife without the babies.
"I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps." - When Men "Suffered" As Much As Women (1968, Femicin Ad)
USHA Sewing Machine Ad From The 1970s: "Train Her To Be An Ideal Housewife. Buy Her An USHA Sewing Machine"
This Oil-Disposal Tip
Terrible advice on how to dig a hole in your garden to dispose of engine oil and let it be absorbed into the soil.
In 1913, Someone Predicted That Birth Rates Would Have Declined All The Way To Zero By Now, And We'd Look Like Aliens Because Of Baby Formula
Lead Was Used Extensively Before Being Banned In The US. This Ad Captures How Lead Was Extremely Frequent In Everyday Life
6 Kids At 22? The Astonishing Mrs. Highfield For Rinso's Soap. Australia, 1953
Vintage Cigarette Print Ad Touting It Is Popular Among Doctors, Which Is Supposedly A Good Thing And Somehow Probably Helps Health
Love the implication that doctors refer to your mouth and throat as you "t zone" and discuss in their medical journals which cigarette brands do the most good there.
An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959. Oh, How Advertising Has Changed
Lorillard's Chewing Tobacco, 1893
"They'll Be Wild About You In Van Heusen Venturous Print Sport Shirts" (1951)
To be fair, it looks like they're fighting over who gets to beat him with the paddle
This Ad From Time Magazine In 1997 Promotes Plastic. Meanwhile, People Are Trying To Replace Plastic Because It’s Harmful To The Environment
In the 80s everyone was panicking about all the forests being cut down for grocery bags, newspapers, paper towels and toilet paper. “Let’s use plastic instead! It’s better for the environment!” they said. Now paper and glass are the only truly successfully recyclable material, and we have plastics everywhere, which is hard and expensive to recycle.
Secret Anti-Perspirant Ad In 1965. It Implies That Women’s Body Odor Is A Result Of Emotions
The Message Is Perfectly Simple: Just Stop Being Fat
"Are You Making Your Children Pay For Your Weight Problem?" - Sugar Information, Inc. Ad (1966)
Wash Away Fat And Years Of Age With La-Mar Reducing Soap. Woman's Companion, 1923
Probably The Most Sexist Vintage Ad On The Internet
This 1968 Frigidaire Ad Is Special
Yes, yes, we are all offended and outraged. Different values people. Doesn't make it right (by modern standards) but it was life at that time.
"We are all creatures of our times; very few of us rise above the ideals of the day." - Voltaire At least, that is how I remember it.
Load More Replies...oof so much offensive sexist, racist stuff. sorry you had to put up with that so long, speaking as a man.
Your empathy towards the issues is much appreciated. It’s crucial for everyone to recognize and speak against such biases. 🤝 What changes do you think are still needed in today's society?
Load More Replies...So many duplicates, multiple lead ads, multiple sugar ads, multiple cigarette ads (including multiple Camel ads!) multiple Lysol ads, maybe Egle could trim it down a little bit, but BP doesn't do any editing except for offensive words like "dead" or "vagina"
Yes, yes, we are all offended and outraged. Different values people. Doesn't make it right (by modern standards) but it was life at that time.
"We are all creatures of our times; very few of us rise above the ideals of the day." - Voltaire At least, that is how I remember it.
Load More Replies...oof so much offensive sexist, racist stuff. sorry you had to put up with that so long, speaking as a man.
Your empathy towards the issues is much appreciated. It’s crucial for everyone to recognize and speak against such biases. 🤝 What changes do you think are still needed in today's society?
Load More Replies...So many duplicates, multiple lead ads, multiple sugar ads, multiple cigarette ads (including multiple Camel ads!) multiple Lysol ads, maybe Egle could trim it down a little bit, but BP doesn't do any editing except for offensive words like "dead" or "vagina"