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Companies and brands spend millions every year on advertising. The global spending on advertising in 2020 was 674 billion U.S. dollars. In fact, statistics show that in America, a dollar is spent on advertising per person each day. Sometimes, we might be so used to seeing ads we don't even realize we're being sold something.

Nowadays, there are a lot of rules about what's appropriate in an ad and what's not. Back in the day, almost everything was fair game. That's why there were loads of sexist, racist, tobacco, asbestos, and lead-praising ads. We've compiled the most absurd vintage ads for you here. Enjoy and wonder: "How could this have been a thing?"

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An Eerily Accurate Ad From 1996 I Found In An Advertising Book

An Eerily Accurate Ad From 1996 I Found In An Advertising Book

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This Has Aged Like Milk Because Google Is A Search Engine With Weather, News Feeds, Links To Sponsors, Ads, And Distractions

This Has Aged Like Milk Because Google Is A Search Engine With Weather, News Feeds, Links To Sponsors, Ads, And Distractions

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An Ad From The 1950s Gives Tips On How To Dispose Of Batteries

An Ad From The 1950s Gives Tips On How To Dispose Of Batteries

The ad advises getting rid of batteries by tossing them in the fireplace, but we know now that doing that is extremely dangerous.

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Many products advertised in these vintage ads seem questionable today. However, people did many questionable things back in the day: advised pregnant women to smoke to relieve stress, gave babies alcohol to make them sleep better, and many others.

But the ads praising harmful materials like lead and asbestos probably take the crown of absurdity. How is it possible that marketers advertised them as "amazing" and people thought it was okay?

Back in the late '70s, people used asbestos in many common household and construction items: hair dryers, kitchen appliances, plumbing, floors, and, of course, roofs.

Today, it's still used for occupational gear and clothing, but most countries have banned many different forms of asbestos. The U.S. banned the last type, chrysotile asbestos, in 2024.

#4

Mad Magazine From 2002. Covid Flashbacks

Mad Magazine From 2002. Covid Flashbacks

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Nowadays, Kids Will Never Understand The Struggle Of People Trying To Connect To The Internet Using A Phone Line And The Bothering Sounds Of The Whole Process

Nowadays, Kids Will Never Understand The Struggle Of People Trying To Connect To The Internet Using A Phone Line And The Bothering Sounds Of The Whole Process

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Photography Ad In My Dad’s Old Yearbook

Photography Ad In My Dad’s Old Yearbook

This was from the year 1982, when the photography company said "We shoot school kids" in an ad before the number of school shootings in the US increased.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of those things where nobody could imagine the circumstances that would make it sound bad.

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The material was (and still is in some countries) popular due to its durability and fire resistance. It's also pretty affordable. However, microscopic asbestos fibers are incredibly dangerous to our lungs.

They cause healthy lung tissue to scar or mutate asbestosis, mesothelioma, and lung cancer. In fact, it's classified as a known human carcinogen by The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

But why were the ads for asbestos so popular back in the second half of the 20th century? Apparently, industry leaders did their best to suppress any medical evidence linking asbestos to all the above-mentioned horrible diseases.

Advertisers positioned the toxic material as something futuristic and affordable for home makeover projects. And the flashy, fun commercials and ads got to people -- they really believed this was the natural mineral of the future.

#7

This Ad From Esso. Now We Have A Global Warming

This Ad From Esso. Now We Have A Global Warming

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A Sexist Vintage Ad Advertising Men's Slacks Called Mr. Legs. "He Didn't Have To Shoot To Floor Her. One Look At His Pants, And She Was Happy To Have Him Walk All Over Her"

A Sexist Vintage Ad Advertising Men's Slacks Called Mr. Legs. "He Didn't Have To Shoot To Floor Her. One Look At His Pants, And She Was Happy To Have Him Walk All Over Her"

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#9

Betty White Became A Hugely Famous, Beloved And Iconic Actress

Betty White Became A Hugely Famous, Beloved And Iconic Actress

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His boner paid off? Any native speakers here willing to educate me what that's supposed to mean? Because it's definitely not what I think it is.

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Similarly, people once saw lead as a miracle metal as well. Most of us probably know about the dangers of lead in paint. In the 20th century, white lead paint was incredibly popular. Because it absorbs 12 to 15 times less water than zinc oxide, it is very durable. Back in the 1910s, the authorities advised people to wash their walls regularly because of the Spanish Influenza. So, lead paint was particularly handy in that regard.

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People Inventing Plastic Bags Were Trying To Claim Consumers By Advertising The "Cute" Use Of Plastic Bags For Delivering Children, Which Are Now Known To Be Suffocants

People Inventing Plastic Bags Were Trying To Claim Consumers By Advertising The "Cute" Use Of Plastic Bags For Delivering Children, Which Are Now Known To Be Suffocants

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The Addis Wedding Set, "Every Bride's Coming Home Outfit" 1980s

The Addis Wedding Set, "Every Bride's Coming Home Outfit" 1980s

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Even the numerous state and federal agencies urged people to use lead paint. What changed their tune was the growing number of lead poisoning cases in children in the 1930s. The authorities advised parents not to use the paint on toys, baby carriages, and cribs. 

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#15

Lola (1970) Would Never Be Made Today For Many Reasons

Lola (1970) Would Never Be Made Today For Many Reasons

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However, children would still get poisoned from the paint on the walls. The government only took serious action in the 1970s, though. Lobbyists and advertisers did their best to mislead people and make them believe it was not as toxic. Today, we use lead in batteries; three-quarters are actually found in all types of vehicles.

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Imagine Seeing An Ad Like This Today

Imagine Seeing An Ad Like This Today

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That text is insane...a strict regimen of sugary sodas for young kids guarantees a lifetime of happiness including no awkward preteen/teen phase?

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#17

Iranian Advertising Before The Islamic Revolution, 1979

Iranian Advertising Before The Islamic Revolution, 1979

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't imagine how soul crushing it had to be to go from this to the current regime that makes women cover up. Going from freedom to basic prison must be awful. State religion should never exist.

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#18

"He Used To Duck Me, Now He Dates Me" Nadinola Bleaching Cream, Ebony Magazine, May 1963

"He Used To Duck Me, Now He Dates Me" Nadinola Bleaching Cream, Ebony Magazine, May 1963

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile white people were, and still are, tanning and using spray on chemicals to get darker.

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Interestingly, the Romans used lead in more ways than the modern 20th-century society. They lined aqueducts and water pipes with lead and also put it in makeup, cookware, and even contraceptives. Perhaps the most surprising use of lead in Ancient Rome was as a sweetener for food and drinks but also to control fermentation in wine. That's actually why kids sometimes chewed on lead paint chips: it can taste sweet.

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This Ad In 1936

This Ad In 1936

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually sorta funny if you don't read into it deeply-a bit of Carry On type humour.

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#20

An Electric Spanker For Unruly Children

An Electric Spanker For Unruly Children

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the good old days when you could taser your children if they behaved badly...

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#21

This 1994 Advertisement For Lighter Skis

This 1994 Advertisement For Lighter Skis

The ad compares buying lighter ski equipment to "Losing the Twin Towers," which eventually happened on 9/11, about 7 years after this was published.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a bit if a stretch to make any sense, even in the context of the ad. Some tortured copywriter spent a sleepless night and then said "Sod it, this'll do"

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Today, we're way more careful about the way we handle lead. The batteries get assembled in sequestered plants, with employees wearing face masks. The majority of the work is also done by robots.

Steven Jones, plant manager at EnerSys, told NPR that the manufacturing process is a technological ballet. "Through this level of automation, we're providing a cleaner environment for our operators and again, providing a safer environment."

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Union Carbide Advertisement From 1962 "Science Helps Us Build A New India"

Union Carbide Advertisement From 1962 "Science Helps Us Build A New India"

The 1984 Bhopal gas tragedy at the Union Carbide India Limited (UCIL) pesticide plant in Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India. It is considered one of the world's worst industrial disasters. The parent company had to sell its entire stake in UCIL and leave India.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How UCIL got away with mass murder and paid so little to the victims and relatives disgusts me to this day.

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#23

Ironized Yeast Ad For Weight Gain In The 1930s

Ironized Yeast Ad For Weight Gain In The 1930s

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1950s Cigarette Ad Claiming No Throat Irritation Comes From Camel Cigarettes. Now It's Proven That It Causes Throat And Lung Cancer

1950s Cigarette Ad Claiming No Throat Irritation Comes From Camel Cigarettes. Now It's Proven That It Causes Throat And Lung Cancer

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the cigarette ones are worse because the people in charge all knew the truth

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Cigarette companies also don't have a good track record when it comes to advertising. A 1946 Camel ad, for example, claimed that doctors, according to an "independent survey," recommend smoking.

An even more crazy 1890 advertisement claimed that cigarettes can help treat asthma and other respiratory ailments. They even recommended giving them to kids older than six. Many similar ads touted the benefits of smoking: less irritation, child-friendly, and one even claimed cigarettes were "pure as the water you drink."

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Advertisement For United Airlines (About 15 Years Ago)

Advertisement For United Airlines (About 15 Years Ago)

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An Ad From An American Magazine, 1939. Lead Was Banned In Most European Countries By The 1940s, But Not Until 1978 In The US Because Of Lobbying

An Ad From An American Magazine, 1939. Lead Was Banned In Most European Countries By The 1940s, But Not Until 1978 In The US Because Of Lobbying

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Promoting Sugar As A Healthy Thing In 1971

Promoting Sugar As A Healthy Thing In 1971

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why eat at all? Just pack yourself with sugar every time you're hungry! What could possibly go wrong?

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Olympic Athlete Jesse Owens was the face of White Owl cigars in 1960. Sadly but ironically, he passed away from lung cancer in 1980. The first serious report warning the public about the dangers of smoking came out in 1962.

In 1964, the U.S. Surgeon General did the same. The U.S. government first took action in 1965, requiring manufacturers to include information for consumers about the dangers of smoking on the label.

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Well, She Was Very Wrong

Well, She Was Very Wrong

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"Successful Marriages Start In The Kitchen"

"Successful Marriages Start In The Kitchen"

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Ad On The Back Of An Old Comic. Nowadays, This Would Not Go Well

Ad On The Back Of An Old Comic. Nowadays, This Would Not Go Well

This is an advertisement for a child to purchase a toy rifle, touting its realistic look and sound. A child carrying this toy today would be very poorly received.

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All these examples from the past can make one wonder: weren't there any policies against false advertising back in the day? Not really, at least until the 1970s. People's mistrust of advertising was rising by then.

That's when the FTC also started a regulation revolution -- at last, they were asking marketers to prove the validity of their claims. They also cracked down on advertising toward children. Whereas advertisers enjoyed their unchecked privilege before, now they have more responsibility.

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Twin Towers World Trade Center Brochure Circa 1975

Twin Towers World Trade Center Brochure Circa 1975

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In The Top Right Corner, It Says "The Largest And Safest Steamer In The World," Only For It To Hit An Iceberg Later. Clearly, It Wasn't Safe

In The Top Right Corner, It Says "The Largest And Safest Steamer In The World," Only For It To Hit An Iceberg Later. Clearly, It Wasn't Safe

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair, with it's technical details and equipment, the Titanic was safer than other ships from the same time. Of course not safe enough and definitely not safe for modern standards, but in terms of the time, the Titanic was state of the art. It was a lot of bad luck and coincidences that made this catastrophe.

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Creepy Old Lysol Advertisement

Creepy Old Lysol Advertisement

Lysol used to be used as a means of birth control before the pill was legalized in the 1960s. That's what they mean by "dainty feminine allure," having the energy to be a loving wife without the babies.

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"I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps." - When Men "Suffered" As Much As Women (1968, Femicin Ad)

"I Suffered From Menstrual Cramps." - When Men "Suffered" As Much As Women (1968, Femicin Ad)

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USHA Sewing Machine Ad From The 1970s: "Train Her To Be An Ideal Housewife. Buy Her An USHA Sewing Machine"

USHA Sewing Machine Ad From The 1970s: "Train Her To Be An Ideal Housewife. Buy Her An USHA Sewing Machine"

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, the 'precious asset' part is bothering me the most about this

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This Oil-Disposal Tip

This Oil-Disposal Tip

Terrible advice on how to dig a hole in your garden to dispose of engine oil and let it be absorbed into the soil.

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In 1913, Someone Predicted That Birth Rates Would Have Declined All The Way To Zero By Now, And We'd Look Like Aliens Because Of Baby Formula

In 1913, Someone Predicted That Birth Rates Would Have Declined All The Way To Zero By Now, And We'd Look Like Aliens Because Of Baby Formula

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Lead Was Used Extensively Before Being Banned In The US. This Ad Captures How Lead Was Extremely Frequent In Everyday Life

Lead Was Used Extensively Before Being Banned In The US. This Ad Captures How Lead Was Extremely Frequent In Everyday Life

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lead or no lead ... my kids have never been invited to a paint party .... hey Huckleberry Finn, do you want to paint the fence?

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6 Kids At 22? The Astonishing Mrs. Highfield For Rinso's Soap. Australia, 1953

6 Kids At 22? The Astonishing Mrs. Highfield For Rinso's Soap. Australia, 1953

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Vintage Cigarette Print Ad Touting It Is Popular Among Doctors, Which Is Supposedly A Good Thing And Somehow Probably Helps Health

Vintage Cigarette Print Ad Touting It Is Popular Among Doctors, Which Is Supposedly A Good Thing And Somehow Probably Helps Health

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the implication that doctors refer to your mouth and throat as you "t zone" and discuss in their medical journals which cigarette brands do the most good there.

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An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959. Oh, How Advertising Has Changed

An Ad For Drummond Sweaters From 1959. Oh, How Advertising Has Changed

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. The only reason to bring a woman hiking would be to show off your weird Robin Hood sweater.

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Lorillard's Chewing Tobacco, 1893

Lorillard's Chewing Tobacco, 1893

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"They'll Be Wild About You In Van Heusen Venturous Print Sport Shirts" (1951)

"They'll Be Wild About You In Van Heusen Venturous Print Sport Shirts" (1951)

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, it looks like they're fighting over who gets to beat him with the paddle

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This Ad From Time Magazine In 1997 Promotes Plastic. Meanwhile, People Are Trying To Replace Plastic Because It’s Harmful To The Environment

This Ad From Time Magazine In 1997 Promotes Plastic. Meanwhile, People Are Trying To Replace Plastic Because It’s Harmful To The Environment

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thinking how much microplastic we eat in our food the title has a total different meaning

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#45

Secret Anti-Perspirant Ad In 1965. It Implies That Women’s Body Odor Is A Result Of Emotions

Secret Anti-Perspirant Ad In 1965. It Implies That Women’s Body Odor Is A Result Of Emotions

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole thing is just strange, and the idea that you should put deodorant cream in a 'very personal' place is cringy, but I'm also kind of laughing at 'It's so different, it even comes in a special container!'

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"Are You Making Your Children Pay For Your Weight Problem?" - Sugar Information, Inc. Ad (1966)

"Are You Making Your Children Pay For Your Weight Problem?" - Sugar Information, Inc. Ad (1966)

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Wash Away Fat And Years Of Age With La-Mar Reducing Soap. Woman's Companion, 1923

Wash Away Fat And Years Of Age With La-Mar Reducing Soap. Woman's Companion, 1923

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Probably The Most Sexist Vintage Ad On The Internet

Probably The Most Sexist Vintage Ad On The Internet

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could at least pretend to advertise the actual product. By, like, not putting it in the bottom corner of the ad. Just a thought.

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This 1968 Frigidaire Ad Is Special

This 1968 Frigidaire Ad Is Special

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