30 Of The Most Cringe-Inducing Screenshots That Aged Like Milk, As Shared On The ‘Poorly Aged Things’ Account (New Pics)
If you've ever heard the expression "don't sell the skin before you've caught the bear", you know that we, humans, like to celebrate a little too early before the deed is done. What we also like to do is blurt out things or 'facts' that sometimes turn out to be so far from reality that you can't help but laugh about it. "The internet being just a 'passing fad'"? "'Global cooling' is here"? Oh, dear...
Keeping track of all the notable things that aged like milk is a difficult task. And that's why we're thankful that Twitter pages such as Poorly Aged Things exist and unearth some of the most cringey publicly-available memorabilia that remind us to think twice before saying stupid things online.
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Whether it's the infamous Will Smith slap during the Oscars, which aged so fast you could smell the moldy cheese-like aroma from your TV, or someone blurting out something poetically stupid, the Poorly Aged Things page is the place to go.
With more than 1 million dedicated followers, it's been great at demonstrating just how seemingly harmless statements from the past can one day become backfiring 'missiles', feeding the always-hungry, always-ironic presence of the internet.
And I'm going to spread my love to all my neighbors, friends, relatives and anyone who asks
Many of you may already know this, but part of the reason why we, humans, occasionally take great pleasure from others' failures is due to a little thing called schadenfreude. Described as the emotional experience of pleasure in response to another's bad luck, this psychological phenomenon is actually a very common emotion. A billionaire lost $140 million in shares due to his tragicomical silly 140-character tweet? There it is, schadenfreude! And there isn't a week that goes by without us indulging in it.
It turns out, one of the factors that invite us to collectively glee at these sorts of misguided moral judgments lies in the fact that it's mostly digital. As Russel Spears, a professor of Social Psychology at Amsterdam University, explained to Bored Panda: "Because the anonymity is in line with the point that schadenfreude is a passive emotion often observed at a distance where the beneficiary is not a perpetrator, [the internet] helps."
Spears also added that schadenfreude, just like Kanye West's insane rambling or Game of Thrones‘ Ramsay's long-awaited defeat during the record-breaking finale, "is easiest experienced privately and at a distance."
Interestingly enough, according to research by Conscious Youth, 71% of young people between 11 and 25 are feeling more confident than ever when it comes to sharing opinions online. But here's the kicker: 1-in-3 aren't sure about the best way to get their message out there, with 30% of those surveyed worrying about their posts coming back to haunt them in the future. With livelihoods being more connected to our digital presence than ever before, it‘s only understandable. Although, a bit scary, as well.
With cocaine in the morning, morphine at night, and who knows whatever else was in your average soda - our greatest generation was zonked out of their goard 24/7.
Hey Mav Mav, I know I said I would have your money but can I just get one more of your packs until payday? You totally did it last time.
Load More Replies...As a child in the 50s needing a tooth extracting, the dentist offered a choice of gas or cocaine. My mum chose gas. I still wonder how the cocaine would have worked ...
And to think my mother only put drops of whiskey on a toothache. I feel shortchanged somehow.
They knew no boundaries back then... Also used in higher doses to subdue women who had a mind of their own and wouldn't keep quiet 🤐🤫
Geesh,. Yeah no some kids are hard enough to handle when you give them sugar
Cocaine is also good for clearing your nostrils....... And tearing down a wall with your bare hands
I supposed cocaine would probably make you forget you had a tooth ache
Schadenfreude, the tricky emotion responsible for the enjoyment of others' misfortune - and of most of the cringey pictures you see on this list - sometimes also called “empathy’s shadow”, is very related to our social status, it turns out. Friedrich Nietzsche, the celebrated existentialist philosopher, for example, saw schadenfreude as a sort of “imaginary revenge” to quell “the pain of our inferiority."
Not quite the same, but the Ford Mustang which is apparently a "properly manly car" was originally designed as a ladies car. Interesting (to me. I'm easily interested)
So every time a little, gleeful devil inside of us celebrates a multibillionaire's misstep, we subconsciously do it to alleviate the discomfort of collective inferiority? Sort of.
"The point is," Spears said, "that direct competition with a rival is rarely viable or risk-free if you are a lower status or disadvantaged group (or have low esteem as an individual based on your social position, perhaps). So benefitting from a rival losing out to unfortunate outcomes, or perhaps the defeat by a third party, is a much safer and more viable way of deriving benefit/pleasure."
Besides a good dose of vitamin C and, perhaps, feeling better about yourself, are there actually any benefits we get from laughing at others' failures? Well, people derive some positive psychological benefit for themselves but whether this could be seen as positive in a broader sense - that's very much open to question, he argued. "On the whole, it is hard to see the effects as positive (similar to envy, in that respect)."
Oh, I just love global warming! The sweltering heat, melting icebergs, increasing natural disasters, increased air pollution, what's not to love?
However, Professor Spears believes schadenfreude should make sense on an evolutionary level. And so does Dean Burnett, a neuroscientist and author of the bestseller 'The Idiot Brain'. "Schadenfreude is the result of several deeply-ingrained processes that the human brain spent millions of years evolving," Burnett once wrote for BBC's 'Science Focus'. This, then, explains the appeal of social media and raising one's social status in every way possible - even at the cost of others.
"Because humans are so communicative, our social status is heavily dependent on how others see or perceive us," Burnett explained to Bored Panda via email, adding that having a very low social status, or even feeling like you do, is deeply stressful and can trigger mental health issues.
And thus: "Seeing someone experience misfortune in a public setting means their social status has dropped and ours has improved, relatively. Our brains really like when that happens." Of course, it does. Especially when it costs us nothing (except a slight worry that karma might bite back for it).
In case you're worried that you're too preoccupied rejoicing in others' bad luck, there are two ways to think about it. "It depends on how broad your perception of schadenfreude is," Burnett said, "if you see it only when someone of noticeably high status and/or deserving is publicly embarrassed, then you probably have a healthy understanding and appreciation of it."
Essentially in the town square you climbed up on soap box so you were fully in the public eye. You were not anonymous, hidden under covers or behind privacy screens.
This aged like a bowl of boiled vegetables hidden under the sofa for three days: terribly with a lot of fungus (mom was not happy when she found out)
But what does it signify when a person's brain exhibits heightened activity upon witnessing the misfortune of a helpless individual, such as an elderly person slipping and falling on a banana peel? Are they destined for eternal damnation due to their enjoyment of such a spectacle?
"If you find you're enjoying seeing more everyday or normal people, or even those who would be considered socially beneath you, experience public humiliation," Burnett cautioned, "then your preoccupation with your status is likely to be quite unhealthy."
(Don’t judge me cause I barley look at the news) Is he the guy that Greta got into prison because his big man ego was damaged?
The chief reason I have not uploaded a photo of me as part of my profile or avatar is my fear that Bored Panda would use it in an article with this title.
Yeah, I'm wondering what I've been reading every morning for the last 10 years, while drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and complaining to my dog about the state of the US/world! Because I don't know about half of what I just read, Lol.
Load More Replies...Im really not into conspiracy stuff like the antivaxx nonsense, but reading these (and things like teflon sprays, mercury usage in vaccinations back then, or the recent discovery of microplastics’ risks) makes you wonder what seems totally OK as per today’s knowledge with even the best intentions, that will turn out to be ridiculously harmful 50 years from now. Like a software delivery where everything seems to run perfectly fine for deploy then one day there is a huge bug that noone ever noticed.
the kent one disturbed me for the rest of the day. i'm gonna try to block this in my brain to avoid it from arriving into my spirit
Write the word on a tiny piece of paper and flush it away. The paper will disintegrate and with it the thought. There. It's gone 🍃
Load More Replies...Amy Winehouse - there was a reason they wanted her to go to rehab.
Don't believe all of these, folks -- the one with the baby and cola is definitely fake.
How is s******g on Elon Musk tailoring to specific political views or ideologies lol
Load More Replies...The chief reason I have not uploaded a photo of me as part of my profile or avatar is my fear that Bored Panda would use it in an article with this title.
Yeah, I'm wondering what I've been reading every morning for the last 10 years, while drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and complaining to my dog about the state of the US/world! Because I don't know about half of what I just read, Lol.
Load More Replies...Im really not into conspiracy stuff like the antivaxx nonsense, but reading these (and things like teflon sprays, mercury usage in vaccinations back then, or the recent discovery of microplastics’ risks) makes you wonder what seems totally OK as per today’s knowledge with even the best intentions, that will turn out to be ridiculously harmful 50 years from now. Like a software delivery where everything seems to run perfectly fine for deploy then one day there is a huge bug that noone ever noticed.
the kent one disturbed me for the rest of the day. i'm gonna try to block this in my brain to avoid it from arriving into my spirit
Write the word on a tiny piece of paper and flush it away. The paper will disintegrate and with it the thought. There. It's gone 🍃
Load More Replies...Amy Winehouse - there was a reason they wanted her to go to rehab.
Don't believe all of these, folks -- the one with the baby and cola is definitely fake.
How is s******g on Elon Musk tailoring to specific political views or ideologies lol
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