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As a curse, it’s original.

Photobomb

That's twisted

Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

SH*T

Sh*t On You

Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

Is that....a turkey??

Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

But I wanna know what happened!!

Women's cricket, brought to you by Cthulhu.

If only it was that easy.

Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

"Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

Chinese head trap is a new thing apparently.

For some reason I really, really hate this. Why is it so creepy?

Corona party?

Imagine being stuck in there with, not only your own breath, but the other person's as well.

You know how some kids would peek through a cardboard paper towel roll? Those kids grew up to become these people.

Somebody was playing games while high and turned it into a new age thing that's supposedly helpful in some way?

I've long suspected that many yoga poses are strictly for the instructors' amusement.

What in the holy f*ck is this?!!

The urge to blow a huge raspberry must be overwhelming!

WTH?

This would cause me major anxiety.

Forced to make eye-contact nooooooo

What could possibly go wrong?

Maxwell Smartest new version of cone of silence.

In unrelated news, the other day I learned what "docking" is.

Intro to mind-melding 101.

Now I know how strange I am because I'd really like to try this out.

pre-brush your teeth

A level up from being anti-mask.

Somebody must’ve been awfully booooooored.

Is this what they do at Qanon meetings?

This has a Donnie Darko feel to it.

Anti-vaxers trying to prove that covid isn't real by sharing breath with covid positive people.

The only accurate way for someone to tell if you have bad breath.

does anybody else want to tie them in a knot and shout "fire, run"?

There's a ping-pong ball in the middle. The object is to...well...you figure it out.

looks relaxing.....

One of the games Douglas Harding once created

Birthing class

Ehh nope

Du, Du hast, Du hast mich :p

Rubber baby boatie bumpers.

...cause tomorrow you'll get scrambled.