30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids
InterviewYou don’t have to be a world-class chef with the palate of a Greek god to be a picky eater. Being a kid is enough! Quite a few of us know from experience just how picky kids can be when it comes to food. Those of us who have munchkins at home have experienced this first hand and, well, some of us have driven our parents mad with our gastronomical pickiness in the past.
To show you just how picky some kids can get, Bored Panda has trawled the internet to find the best parenting tweets. Upvote the tweets that made you giggle and the ones that you related to the most as you scroll on down, dear Pandas. And remember to drop us a comment with your own experiences with fussy eaters in your families.
There are lots of reasons why our kids don’t want to eat something. The good news is that quite a few of them are within parents’ ability to change them with a bit of dedication and shifts in routine. Kids, after all, copy what their parents do and are wholly dependent on them when it comes to food, snacking, and eating routines.
Parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin and her husband are no strangers to "picky eating issues" in their family that are "as quirky" as their kids. Like many parents, they've both had to deal with their children refusing to eat specific foods and fast shifts in their tastes. Samantha, who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog, opened up to Bored Panda about how her family deals with fussy eating and gave some great advice for parents who might be struggling with this.
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Just a apple? You're lucky. My kids cry if I forget their lunch box, but every day all I put inside in the morning, I unpack after few hours. All.
For parenting blogger Samantha, whose tweet is featured in this list, it seems like her kids have nearly identical copy-pasted versions of her and her husband's tastebuds. "It's funny because our kids do seem to have picked up some food preferences from my husband and me. For example, my son who is very similar to me personality-wise loves smoked salmon and blue cheese (not together!), which are my favorite foods. My daughter has a vicious sweet tooth from my side, as well. There's not as much similarity to us parents when it comes to foods the kids don't like. These similarities do seem to be more nature than nurture to me like they inherited our taste buds," she shared.
Picky eating, while difficult to navigate, isn't always a drawback. For instance, Samantha's son has picked up some very healthy habits where he goes for healthier options. "My son only likes cheese that's yellow, but it has to be actual cheddar and not processed American singles slices. He loves mustard and thinks he hates mayo, even though I've seen him happily eat foods with mayonnaise when he doesn't know that's what it is. Oddly enough, he loves many healthy foods like crunchy carrots and sweet peppers, and fish."
My kids say it from the couch that the food is blah, they don't even look to the food.
My son does this all the time and the answer is always no. Gotta give the kid credit for his persistence, hoping one day he will win lol.
Meanwhile, the parenting expert's daughter has a hard time eating her greens. "My daughter can hardly be bribed to eat a single bite of vegetable. I wouldn't say we've overcome these challenges so much as work around them. We find nutritious foods the kids will eat, like avocado, and throw in a little bribery to make sure they get enough of the good stuff they aren't so fond of," Samantha shared what she and her husband do to convince their kids to eat nutritious food.
"If they absolutely hate a food, we don't force the issue. After all, my husband and I have our no-go foods. I despise Swiss cheese, and he doesn't like cooked spinach," she shared. And, even though I'm personally a fan of both Swiss cheese and cooked spinach, I completely understand because I've got my very own subjective gastronomic dislikes.
A... crayon? Well I never! I much prefer Yankee candles, specifically the sage & citrus scented candle. They taste much better than the crayons those low-life people eat. Tsk tsk!
Like other parents, Samantha finds it frustrating when her kids ask for a specific type of food to be bought or made and then tell their parents that they don't want it. "I usually give them a hefty guilt trip because I am not a perfect parent, and then save the food for later, only to ultimately have to throw it away," she shared how she deals with these sorts of situations. "I feel like unfortunately, pickiness in kids is just often part of the deal with parenting. The best we can do is offer our kids a variety of healthy options, and demonstrate positive attitudes ourselves about food."
One of the reasons why kids might shy away from eating something like Brussels sprouts is because they feel icky and gross in their mouths and in their hands. In other words, your kids’ senses are telling them that this is something grown by aliens from outer space and should be avoided at all costs! Talking your munchkins through the eating process, explaining what the food is, and even pairing it up with other side-dishes might help them learn to enjoy what they hated.
oh yeah crying on eating what you dont like is fun especially when your dad have had enough so he rages and forbids you from dinner so you dont have to eat
convincing a kid to eat means you are ready to open a trading company
What’s more, some foods simply scare your kids because they’ve never tried them before. Imagine how we’d react to exotic foods: we’d probably be defensive and careful, too! Parental support and a cheerful environment can help them feel more at ease. And if they really don’t enjoy something and spit it out, don’t blame them for it. It’s all part of the gastronomic learning process. I still hate eating olives unless they’re prepared in a very specific way, but I eat them nonetheless because they’re good for me.
Wow, I think this really hits home from my childhood. Except it was probably a little more 50/50 for me.
Routine is another big part of what our kids love and loathe. They copy us. So if we spend most of our day eating junk food and sweets, we can’t really blame it when our mini-me’s look wary of veggies. What’s more, if they’re constantly snacking throughout the day, you can’t expect them to be too enthusiastic for dinner. Hunger isn’t a bad thing to experience from time to time.
Trying out new foods, tastes, and textures can help them learn more about the vast world of cooking and help them develop their palates. It doesn’t mean having five-star meals with lobster and fillet mignon for every meal, but it does mean moving beyond the spaghetti-and-cut-up-hotdogs-forever mentality.
By request, you mean demand, cry for it, treat to come sleep in you bed and call you baby ? (baby is the worst thing to be apparently) No?! Just my kids then.
I only list 2 things and if any of my kids won't eat either, then it's a sandwich they have to make themselves.
Sometimes, it’s not about being fussy though; it’s about not feeling well. Some kids can feel constipated or have acid reflux which makes them avoid eating. What’s more, if your child is sick or tired, they’re also less likely to be enthusiastic about that homemade lasagna you spent two hours slaving over.
Some of the fussy eater classics include (but definitely aren’t limited to!): a kid asking for a specific meal and then deciding they don’t want it anymore; suddenly deciding that they dislike their favorite food just because; and choosing a bit of cheese over a wholesome homecooked meal.
I’ve been a very picky eater my entire childhood and I honestly still feel guilty about having made my family jump through hoops just to get me to eat something. But I also understand that it’s a part of being a kid. Sometimes, you don’t want nutritious food and just want to eat sausages all week long.
Yeah, my parents were always extra strict when I went to restaurants, and now I understand why.
Load More Replies...Just keep a Kraft label and use it to fool them about your homemade food.
I went to Santa Cruz when I was like, 9?? And I was going to eat the quesadilla, but nooo my dad wanted me to try something new so I got the fish soup (because he asked my to) it had fish, noodles, lemongrass, coconut, and a whooole lot of ginger, oh also the bowl was bigger then my head and I hated it ;-;
WTF is Kraft Cheese ? I know many, many types of cheese from Rebluchon to Stinking Bishop to Stilton to Wensleydale, all of which have flavour , something which I'm assuming 'Kraft' doesn't. FYI, it's not Mac & Cheese, it's MACARONI CHEESE ffs ...... at least out here in the civilised world ....
I also know people who literally ate nothing but bread and pastries for years and who wouldn’t touch fish anymore completely out of the blue even though they used to love it just yesterday. Some of my closest friends also have very fussy palates even now that they’re all grown up. Some of them won’t eat eggs or pork or even so much as taste a drop of tomato juice. I love all those things and I honestly forget that some folks just don’t have the same tastebuds as I do.
Use a blender. 100 different vegetables on the pasta Bolognese sauce and some veggie burgers and kids have no idea that the carrots they swer they will never eat, it's there.
Ain't that the truth. You are the best parent when you aren't actually a parent lol.
Ya know, I look at these feeds to get a laugh, and to know I'm not alone on the woes of parenting. But, I'm so sick of the flood of comments from people that are obviously not parents, and have no clue what it's really like. Until you are, just keep your comments to yourself. It does nothing but make us laugh at your ignorance.
Yeah, I know! The non-parents seem to look back at their childhoods with a hazy memory, recalling that they either ate or went hungry.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid dinner time was simple. If you didn't want the food that was prepared you didn't eat it. Or anything else.
Likewise, mostly. Minor accomodations were made (my spaghetti came out of the bowl before the sauce was added, that kinda thing).
Load More Replies...Often it feels like the more time and energy I put in preparing a meal, the less likely she is going to eat it 😅
This. If it is a plain slice of bread or anything straught from the freezer, she eats it. I gave up. Luckily, daycare feeds them very nutritionally
Load More Replies...I think (I live in America) kids meals contribute to picky kids. They all consist of of chicken nuggets, chicken fingers, mac & cheese, etc. I would say because so many kids eat a lot of those things, when it comes to eating something else, they don't know.
It makes sense. My family never had those things in the house and we had homemade lunches, so we didn't get them in the school cafeteria. We had occasional takeout like pizza, burgers, Chinese food, as a treat, but our normal dinner was homemade grown up food including veggies. We were never forced to eat everything if we didn't like it but we were encouraged to try it. Me and my sibling grew up liking vegetables.
Load More Replies...I was so fortunate; my son liked everything Mama liked (which is quite a lot), and hated everything Mama hated (which wasn't much). He learned to cook at a very young age, wanting to be able to make his own food "in case Momzer didn't feel like cooking" (Mom/me loved to/loves to cook). Died in an accident when he was 31, but he'd mastered such things as squirrel stew by then (😝).
My son has been crying at the meals you would think be would gobbling up, desserts, hot chocate, mac n cheese, quesadillas, etc. The other day he cried for maybe 30 minutes (he wandered and was left alone as he was going through a stage) because we were having a bit of cake. It took him a LONG time to eat pasta and sometimes be still doesn't eat them. I am glad he loves onion, cauliflower, and broccoli, as does his sister.
I’ve never been a big eater. Had to be woken up for feeds as a baby cos my mother was worried I wasn’t thriving. School dinners were a nightmare as we got a right telling off if our plates weren’t clear. Used to go home with bits of gristly meat wrapped in my hanky and shoved in my cardigan pockets.
I love like all of them...BUT...as mother of 4yo and 7yo...let them stay hungry one time. "Oh my honey, you don't like it? I'm absolutely OK with it...just wait for the next meal..." I've got this tip from my mum, btw. 😁
In our house, the kids don't have a choice. They eat what we make or they go hungry. Trust me, they never go without food for long. It's not abuse to let your kid miss out on a meal (or two) if it's their choice. An empty stomach once or twice will teach them to be grateful for what is put in front of them. We don't punish our kids by taking way food, we let them do that to themselves. They are all teenagers now and eat everything with no issues. Pandering to children creates adults that have to have everything their way and are unprepared for the real world. These tweets might be funny at first, but to be honest.... it's sad because these kids are going to grow up very selfish! Especially when there are so many kids out there that would give anything to have access to food the way these kids do!
It's especially a food waste if kids simply don't eat what they should. I mean, the mom spends so much time to make a good meal for them and they are so ungrateful that they simply reject it for the sake of saying No to their mothers.
Load More Replies...If I didn’t like a food item and had the audacity to point it out, my mom usually smacked the back of my head and told me to eat it anyway. Funnily enough, I’m the least picky of my friends now.
I will never force my kid to eat. It is all kinds of unnecessary stress and fighting and when he gets hungry he will eat, and he will eat what I give him. Yeah, no force feeding.
Load More Replies...Ya know, I look at these feeds to get a laugh, and to know I'm not alone on the woes of parenting. But, I'm so sick of the flood of comments from people that are obviously not parents, and have no clue what it's really like. Until you are, just keep your comments to yourself. It does nothing but make us laugh at your ignorance.
Yeah, I know! The non-parents seem to look back at their childhoods with a hazy memory, recalling that they either ate or went hungry.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid dinner time was simple. If you didn't want the food that was prepared you didn't eat it. Or anything else.
Likewise, mostly. Minor accomodations were made (my spaghetti came out of the bowl before the sauce was added, that kinda thing).
Load More Replies...Often it feels like the more time and energy I put in preparing a meal, the less likely she is going to eat it 😅
This. If it is a plain slice of bread or anything straught from the freezer, she eats it. I gave up. Luckily, daycare feeds them very nutritionally
Load More Replies...I think (I live in America) kids meals contribute to picky kids. They all consist of of chicken nuggets, chicken fingers, mac & cheese, etc. I would say because so many kids eat a lot of those things, when it comes to eating something else, they don't know.
It makes sense. My family never had those things in the house and we had homemade lunches, so we didn't get them in the school cafeteria. We had occasional takeout like pizza, burgers, Chinese food, as a treat, but our normal dinner was homemade grown up food including veggies. We were never forced to eat everything if we didn't like it but we were encouraged to try it. Me and my sibling grew up liking vegetables.
Load More Replies...I was so fortunate; my son liked everything Mama liked (which is quite a lot), and hated everything Mama hated (which wasn't much). He learned to cook at a very young age, wanting to be able to make his own food "in case Momzer didn't feel like cooking" (Mom/me loved to/loves to cook). Died in an accident when he was 31, but he'd mastered such things as squirrel stew by then (😝).
My son has been crying at the meals you would think be would gobbling up, desserts, hot chocate, mac n cheese, quesadillas, etc. The other day he cried for maybe 30 minutes (he wandered and was left alone as he was going through a stage) because we were having a bit of cake. It took him a LONG time to eat pasta and sometimes be still doesn't eat them. I am glad he loves onion, cauliflower, and broccoli, as does his sister.
I’ve never been a big eater. Had to be woken up for feeds as a baby cos my mother was worried I wasn’t thriving. School dinners were a nightmare as we got a right telling off if our plates weren’t clear. Used to go home with bits of gristly meat wrapped in my hanky and shoved in my cardigan pockets.
I love like all of them...BUT...as mother of 4yo and 7yo...let them stay hungry one time. "Oh my honey, you don't like it? I'm absolutely OK with it...just wait for the next meal..." I've got this tip from my mum, btw. 😁
In our house, the kids don't have a choice. They eat what we make or they go hungry. Trust me, they never go without food for long. It's not abuse to let your kid miss out on a meal (or two) if it's their choice. An empty stomach once or twice will teach them to be grateful for what is put in front of them. We don't punish our kids by taking way food, we let them do that to themselves. They are all teenagers now and eat everything with no issues. Pandering to children creates adults that have to have everything their way and are unprepared for the real world. These tweets might be funny at first, but to be honest.... it's sad because these kids are going to grow up very selfish! Especially when there are so many kids out there that would give anything to have access to food the way these kids do!
It's especially a food waste if kids simply don't eat what they should. I mean, the mom spends so much time to make a good meal for them and they are so ungrateful that they simply reject it for the sake of saying No to their mothers.
Load More Replies...If I didn’t like a food item and had the audacity to point it out, my mom usually smacked the back of my head and told me to eat it anyway. Funnily enough, I’m the least picky of my friends now.
I will never force my kid to eat. It is all kinds of unnecessary stress and fighting and when he gets hungry he will eat, and he will eat what I give him. Yeah, no force feeding.
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