Crushing sarcasm never goes out of style.

So often miserable people want others to be miserable like them. The gun toting gun lobbyists of the US will never see that if the public don’t have guns they can’t shoot each other, themselves or family members, even by accident.

A home, enough food and access to a decent education and free healthcare. This is possible for everyone but the rich ones really want to keep the plebs in their place.

Meanwhile mature adults who want children have a VERY difficult time trying to adopt.

pWnEd!

Be more precise, please - is it Gandalf or Harry Potter poison?

Are all schools now going to exclusively stock See Spot Run and The Very Hungry Caterpillar? Or are those stories going to make people uncomfortable also?

"Homosexual" behaviour is far more widespread than people (largely detached from and ignorant of the natural world) know. Which makes claims of such activity as "unnatural" rather pitiful if not hilarious.

Unfortunately true. Remember the chain gangs? One can only hope that this modern version at least involves some degree of choice by the convict and some recompense, but it's a very slippery slope.

I'm sorry I have to admit when my friends were discussing a school shooting, I asked which one. Now when I hear shooting I just ask was it USA. If yes then it's another day, outside I'm interested a little more. It's a bad thing to say, but you have shootings literally every week in schools and I cannot keep up. My country had one shooting, one bullet was shot from hunting rifle. In the last 32years. How? And we also have teenage prisoners, and vandals, and murders but nothing compared to USA. Most of our killings are drinking gone wild and one dies. It's not perfect but guns are not allowed and police cannot shoot the criminal in the back of the body, cannot do fatal shootings. Why do you allow this? Also how come you allow insurance companies decide who gets to live, if you expect doctors to act under oath they gave. You literally make the doctors profession invalid when giving treatment decision to nonmedical persons in stuffy office looking to hit commission

I had this talk with my mum last year. If this had to be done now a days, 100% people wouldn’t turn lights off

Shocking - a politician exposed a s a hypocrite! Australians have a joke: Q How do you know a politician is lying? A His lips are moving.

Yet anouther person who can't tell the difference between Communism and Socialism... >sigh<

Irony.

The editor misspelled 'please give me a good, hard slap'

I'm sorry, but Clarence and Ginny Thomas are an exception to that rule. Two bad apples feeding off each other.

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Wow. I have nothing to say.

You know you will have made some slight progress when it becomes "Boniface Mrs Mwangi's husband".

I'm sure they did it on purpose

Wow media. Just wow.

Replying to Mimi la Souris, I agree with what you said, but in this case, given the subject of the report, they really should have had their wits about them

Oh no 🤦‍♀️

Not 'irony', 'funny'.

Wow!

UGH

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I think it’s more about notoriety than sexism. If her husband is a celebrity, his name will attract more attention, it’s marketing. I’ve already seen the opposite, men describe as : "...says -famous actress-'s husband"

The phrase "the Nazis are back" makes me think of a horde of zombie Nazis

You had a minute and a half of commercial to book it. You had to stand as close to your destination as possible while still being able to see the tv, and then sprint. The absolute joy of getting back in time is a feeling I will never be able to replicate.

As a secondary school teacher for 25 years, if you worked out the hourly rate for teachers mathematically, we would be on less than 16 dollars per hour.

Been there, done that. 2 hrs to switch on a power outlet for an IBM 3274 control unit (1980s), which i had been assured 'yes, OF COURSE we checked that!.'

And also overpopulating the planet .

too many thinking life saving things like wearing a mask and washing your hands = control

Wait! Actual countries are sentient and speak?

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Don't mind me. I'm just covering up a comment of a greedy landlord and wage depressor.

and ada lovelace is missing out on the respect she deserves again

Absolute moron.

That’s the House of Lords. They get £300 just for turning up and subsidised lunch. The government however still did not want to help the huge number of poor children with free school lunches.

Screw the poor! Who needs them! Except when we want fries with our burger and we want sh!t cleaned up.

At least unlike Trump, he's not a Traitor.

Someone isn't doing their due diligence. Or so little happens around there that the paper is desperate for content.

It's crazy to live in a society where school shootings are so frequent that you simply cannot conceive that it can be different in other places

loooool

And even if it hadn't been maths, what would've she done? I assume that on a plane going from country A to country B, there are also people coming from country B, that might speak in a different language...?

*insert laugh track*

Yes, but how many banans would that be?

stoned. nbd

Let them find it out themselves - that's the way Nature selects the fittest.

It isn't socialism, it is the failure of capitalism.

if there are no tracks it's not a train xD

her name is Kate Miller

What kind of job do you have to have to afford $48k in rent a year?

Yeah! Lets hurt the poor! Let's kick them when they are down! Let's make their lives more miserable!