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Our planet is home to billions of people with unique quirks and traits – and every single one of us holds different opinions. 

Is eating breakfast for dinner acceptable? How essential is a college education? Is social media creating a toxic culture or helping us stay connected? Is Shrek the best-animated movie ever? The list could go on and on, but you get the gist.

Some might argue that being overly opinionated is somewhat frowned upon – however, everybody perceives life in their own way. Distinct opinions foster debate – and debate is great, as you get the opportunity to view the world through someone else's eyes:

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on?” – this web user turned to one of Reddit’s most thought-provoking communities, wondering what seemingly unimportant beliefs people are willing to defend, no matter what it costs them. The thread has managed to receive over 14K upvotes in just a matter of days, as well as 14.5K worth of comments and intriguing examples. 

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#1

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What No one wants to hear your phone conversations in public. NO ONE.

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Jihana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some years ago a woman on the train was discussing her vaginal yeast infection with someone on the phone. Why would you think that's a good idea?

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    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Beyonce is overhyped

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Don't understand the big deal about this over over over produced woman. She's made a few danceable numbers, but that's the extent of it in my book.

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    #3

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If today is Monday, then the upcoming Saturday is considered “this Saturday” not “next Saturday”. “Next” would be two Saturdays from now.

    Fight me.

    liketysplits , Dindo Mojica Report

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    Katie Fink
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

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    #4

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s common courtesy to wait for someone to come off the elevator before entering.

    mkittyxoxo , Dushan Hanuska Report

    #5

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Put your goddamn shopping cart/trolley in the corral

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, don't be a bum. Don't be lazy. Don't say it's someone else's job. Just do the considerate thing and put the damn cart back.

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, parking lots have the cart corrals to make it easier and people still don't or they leave them in the spot next to it. I absolutely hate when they leave carts in the non parking space between handicap spots. That space is to allow the car occupant ease when exiting and entering their vehicle, not for your lazy a*s to dump a cart. I often move those carts out of the way because if you're parking in handicap you're already inconvenienced and don't need extra cràp

    Memere
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a cart in the unloading zone of a handicap space makes my blood boil. Some of the disabled people need that space for their wheelchair lift. And then there's the ones who leave a cart in a regular parking space, with a cart corral 10 feet away!

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    Julia Mckinney
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cart put itself away one time. So, early evening, not many people or cars around. My car was on a slight incline and halfway between each end of the row. I'd finished unloading everything but had already had to chase the cart twice. This time, I let it go, just to see what would happen. It went down to the driving lane, paused for a second then started moving again. It ended going uphill a little and into the corral at the end of the other parking row like it had eyes and was independently powered. There was nothing on it that looked like a motor or anything (I checked afterwards). I tell you, I just stood there and laughed hysterically for a bit.

    Nameless_User
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are so bloody lazy. You're about to sit in a car for the remainder of your journey. I don't think putting the cart back is going to break you!

    Anita Rapp
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk those steps in my shoes. I might bring it back, but I can't make it back to my car. Not everyone is young and spry.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I judge you HARD if you don't. My opinion doesn't mean anything to anyone, I know, but it says a lot about you as a person if you don't put it in the corral. If you're in a hurry, simply park as close to it as you can.

    Hobby Hopper
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's inconsiderate not to, not only to the workers, but also the other customers using the parking lot. I would give someone a pass if they have mobility issues or don't want to walk away with their baby in the car or something like that.

    Bernd Herbert
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN Germany 99% of people are doing..well, you need a coin to use the carts.

    Lady Lava
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the Netherlands, almost everyone brings it back. You can put in a real coin, but a similar sized worthless token also fits. Even then this system works, it's such a simple solution.

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    CG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former cart guy, I hate it when people leave their carts out.

    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty good yardstick for the decency of the person involved, at least on the negative side. Like, I've met bad people who put their carts back, but I've never met a good person who leaves them in the middle of the parking lot.

    mom24boys
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you shouldn't judge so harshly those who don't. Near handicap parking spots, it might be the handicapped person who can't make it to the cart corral. I look normal but often am in extreme pain and just can't go any further - shopping without the electric cart was as far as I could push myself. Some moms have unloaded kids into the car - should they leave them unattended just to put away a cart? I think it is kinder to be compassionate compared to the "kindness" of putting a cart in a corral.

    Edurne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my country, you must insert a coin in order to be able to get a trolley. once you return it, you get your coin back. no one, literally no one, leaves trolleys out of place.

    Skeeter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO calls me the buggy police. I need a uniform and a whistle. I am a bit obsessed, though. I will not only gather up abandoned buggy's in the parking lot, but I take great pleasure straightening up the ones in the corral so that more will fit. Burns me to a charcoal when people attempt to return it and then leave them all askew. I also like to return a buggy for an elderly person.

    Rachel Smith
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put someones cart away yesterday that was two parking spaces away from the cart collection. They apparently couldn't take the thirty seconds to walk it down 10 feet

    Foxinamug
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people round where I am have an annoying habit of walking nearly to the trolley park and then just propelling the trolley roughly in the direction of the trolley park opening. It annoys me so much that they don't take the extra 3 seconds to actually slot their trolley into the line of trolleys, and usually ends up with the trolleys blocking the lines making it more difficult for the next person who wants to do it properly (especially if they've left a bigger trolley in front of a smaller and vice versa).

    𝖊𝖆
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always aggressively stare at trolly abandoners. And either move it back behind their car so they can’t drive away (if it looks like they wouldn’t immediately beat me up after, and there’s no obvious reason why they abandoned it like mobility or trying to wrestle screaming kids into a car)

    Angela B
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the toilet paper roll is empty REPLACE IT! Returning a trolley, putting your rubbish in a bin after McD's or Food Court is not someone else's job, it's self responsibility for cryin out loud!

    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went in to a kmart in Deming, New Mexico on a very windy day. There were clusters of cars by each entrance, but I parked right behind the cart corral, as there were loose carts all over the lot. When I came out, there were people standing by lots of cars with their phones out, as carts had been blown into numerous of the parked cars.

    Joan CR
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not such an issue in Europe. All of the carts have a slot for a Euro coin. You get your coin back when you click it into the cart in front.

    Margaret Weaver
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why ours have money slots. Humans are generally petty enough and greedy enough, to want that coin back.

    Nancy Helpinstill
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that this is the ultimate test of character because it’s a task you don’t get rewarded for if you do it and you don’t get punished if you don’t do it. It’s simply the right thing to do.

    Chauncy Franklin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to bring one in from the car park when I go into the store. That's one less the staff has to bring in.

    Daniele Ribolla
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Italy you have to insert a coin to pick up it from the stall, and put it back to have yr money back. simple.

    Susanne B
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before someone, who are busy on his mobile, trips over it.

    Trisha Howson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three kids. I usually make shore they are buckled up and I either take the cart to the cart holder or take it back inside it depends how close my car is and if I can still see my kids in the vehicle and people who may be walking by my vehicle.

    Douglas Mosier
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have that big of a problem putting back your shopping cart, then park right next to the cart corral and it won't be a burden at all.

    Curran Dobbs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few people have decent excuses. Most people most of the time absolutely do not. What baffles me are the people who make a point of bringing it all the way back to the sidewalk area where the corrals are and then leaves them within a few feet of the place they belong.

    BarBeeGirl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My city has a special phone number to report shopping carts. I found this out when 2 carts were left across the street from me. It’s a shame it has to be like this

    Spencer McClure
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to maneuver my car around a shopping cart because it was left just a bit to the left of the parking space I was getting into. Thankfully Walmart parking spaces are gigantic, but it was a parking space at the very freaking front of the lot so there was no excuse for it.

    Kevin Lane
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least put them back where they want them... nothing worse than people carelessly leaving their shopping cart such that it takes up a parking space in a crowded lot!

    Craig Stitt
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grocery store near me has shopping cart corrals every 5 parking slots. Meaning you never have to push a cart more than about 20ft to put it away. Yet the lot is constantly filled with abandoned carts. While some are left by older people who have a hard time getting around, the VAST majority are left by entitled, lazy people.

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you need to/have time to, reorganize the other carts as needed.

    GettheOtis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my #1 pet peeves and easiest way to determine what sort of person you are

    Jordi Sharpe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to deposit a dollar for most carts here in Canada. And you know how cheap people are.

    Madster
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did the word corral come from in this context I've always wondered? And now I come to think of it, what do we call them in the UK? Defo not corral, I know that much..

    A Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked that quarter exchange thing. Helps people get some incentive to returning their carts/trollies.

    MMcD
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better: place it in the farthest spot and not merely over the line bc it’s corral territory. The same thing goes for filled garbage cans. Don’t add to the top of a packed bin an hope it doesn’t topple. It’s not a house of cards we’re collectively building. Someone who doesn’t get paid enough has to deal with emptying it.

    backatya
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not a horse to put it in a corral. And quit using foul language

    Kate Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie, I'm guilty of having done this a few times. It just depends on the situation.

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    I have to admit, I'm guilty of this. But only if it's raining or something, I put my child in the car first, then the items purchased. I'm not going to leave my child in the car to walk 100 yards to the nearest corral. I do try to push it off to the side some where, not in another parking spot.

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    I would normally agree, but when you have an infant and live in AZ with 115 degree weather, you have the choice of keeping your baby in the cart while unloading and getting burned on the metal and over heated and screaming, or going straight for the car, turning on the air conditioning full blast and putting your baby in the car. Then do you risk leaving your car on with a baby in it to replace the cart, or just return it to the closest safest spot.

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    I agree that putting the cart in the corral is the polite thing to do. Having said that, I don't put it back because by the time I make it to my car, I am usually shaking so hard I can barely stand up, getting my rollator into the trunk uses my last drop of energy, and I have to lean against the car to get to/in the front seat. So go ahead and point your privileged fingers at me. That, I can handle.

    S
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what part of the world you live in but I think using online ordering would benefit you greatly. You can order everything online or on an app and then pay for it and when you arrive, you just park in the designated spot and someone from the store will come and load all of your groceries in your trunk for you :)

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    When I was a kid, they had students collecting the carts. Win win. Now, in some (all?) European countries you need to insert a coin to release a cart. You now have to bring it back yourself to get the coin back. I find this very customer- unfriendly. Worst variant I‘ve seen was an E-Markt where there were three different color-coded cart handles and you had to bring them back to the correctly colored corral.

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    I do not see the point. Leave it buy the parking space. That way the next person doesn't have to to and get it from the corral.

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    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Adding 's at the end of a word does not make it plural.

    I've seen it in ads. I've seen it on signs. I've even seen it on a flyer someone wrote advertising their services as a writer.

    People walk around like it's normal! Out in the street! Saying that they have 14 chicken's! Like monsters!

    I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpses make it into a slightly bigger hill.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corrected it "I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpse's make it into a slightly bigger hill."

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    #7

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Throwing your cigarette butts is littering.

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    Memere
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely NOT PETTY! Birds have been found to be picking up cigarette butts & trying to feed them to their young, or using them as nesting material.

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    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When a kid has a birthday, only HE gets to blow out the candles! It INFURIATES me to my very soul when I see other kids try to blow them out. The only thing worse is when adults LET THEM.

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    #9

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I don't care how you pronounce them, but it's written "could/would/should/might HAVE", not "could of".

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    #10

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The toilet paper roll goes over not under!!!

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    #11

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s “I couldn’t care less”
    “I could care less” doesn’t even make sense.

    Aftmostfieesh , Brian Evans Report

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    #12

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Being late, making others wait, or any other method of wasting another’s time, is stealing the most valuable, non-retrievable, irreplaceable thing in their life.

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    FreshGanesh
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. As I’ve gotten older and watched the previous generation start to shuffle off this mortal coil, have beaten the big C in my late 20s and began to lose a few friends too early, I resolved that my time is the most valuable thing in my life. I semi-jokingly tell people that disrespect my or others’ time that I value it at a minimum of $60/hr. Stealing other peoples time is the worst. Not appreciating them when they gift you their time is entitled & inconsiderate.

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    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It is possible to look at something on a grocery store shelf without blocking the whole aisle. Looking at you, shoppers in a certain Aldi this afternoon …

    treecatks , Virginia Retail Report

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll never forget this… once I was trying to pass a man and woman with their cart at the end of a very long aisle. They were in the very middle. I couldn’t go around on either side of them. I said, “Excuse me.” No one budged. I thought perhaps they didn’t hear me. I said it again a little louder. The man looked at me and went to move the cart, but the woman grabbed it and said to him, “When I’m done.” That’s when I became “done.” I walked over to their cart, shoving it aside and pointing to the man with her, I said, “He may have to wait until you’re ‘done,’ but I don’t! I’m ‘done’ being polite. Move it!” She stared at me dumbfounded, while he told her, “You deserved that.” She looked at him and said, “Shut up.” And I continued shopping.

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    #14

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don't talk with your mouth full of food.

    Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to see partially chewed food in your mouth.

    ChillyWillie03 , AZ COF Report

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    Deborah Harris
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or smacking your mouth when eating ..makes me want to physically throttle someone .....

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    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When I have time approved off from work and something goes wrong, no it is not my responsibility to log back on and take care of it.

    ironwheatiez , Mitch Barrie Report

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    Matt MacFarlane
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked away from a job because my arrogant supervisor would never leave me alone. Calling and texting all hours..never got time away from the job.

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    #16

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What That you need to let people off the f*****g subway before you get on. My guy, you will get on - let me off first!

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    #17

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Big groups who won't make way on the sidewalk. If you wont move I will walk right into you.

    marcellabitch , Jaysin Trevino Report

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    SupernaturalPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will refuse to move and will be the one who walks right into the middle of the flock .

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    #18

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Cologne (and perfume) should be discovered, not announced.

    Stop weaponising that s**t by bathing in it.

    beetrootfuelled , Freddycat1 Report

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a terrible migraine tonight, took a lot of medication so the headache was gone in the morning. I still felt like throwing up, but I did not want to stay home. In the hallway at work a woman walked in front of me who absolutely REEKED of sone terribly sweet perfume. That did not help with my already upset stomach...

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    #19

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Use the left lane for passing and then get back into the doggone right lane. Grew up in Germany where that's enforced on the Autobahn. American left lane hogs drive me nuts, especially when they go five miles under the speed limit. What's the friggin' point?

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    Erik Ivan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden there is a fine if you hug the left lane. Only problem iis that there is no one to enforce trafic laws.

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    #20

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Bank of America charged me $2 for a miscellaneous charge, in 1997. I called to ask what it was for because there was no reason. The lady on the phone said, well, I can't tell you because it is miscellaneous. I asked her to then please reverse it and she refused.

    I pulled all three of my accounts from them and moved them to a credit union and ever since, full stop refuse to have a damn thing with that company.

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my debit card declined at a gas station on a pay day, when my check was auto-deposited. Bank of America was right next door, so I popped inside. The teller very loudly berated me, saying my account had a hold put on it because I’d been “depositing” checks I’d written… immediately taking cash out of my account, knowing the checks were no good. The bank was giving me the cash, assuming the checks would clear. And I’d amassed more than $4000 this way. And the bank was going to press charges. By then, every customer in the lobby was staring at me, like I was scum of the Earth. Thoroughly embarrassed, I told the clerk to check again. Check MY account again. To look for those supposed deposit/withdrawals. Her face said it all. And in a low voice, that no one else could hear, she said, “I’m sorry. There’s obviously a mistake.” Loudly, I repeated, “YOU SAY YOU’RE MISTAKEN? IT’S NOT ME DOING THESE THINGS?” I withdrew all my money. Closed my account. And will not do business with them.

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    #21

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Scrolling through TikTok/Reels/whatever with your volume up in public or semi-public places (transit, waiting room, restaurant).

    technocraft , Nordskov Media Report

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this behavior. And what's up with walking around with the phone on speaker having a conversation? NO ONE cares what you are saying. Just put the phone to your ear like a normal civilized person.

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    #22

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Piqued my interest.
    It’s not “peaked”

    bhbbby , Jennie Park mydisneyadventures Report

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    Memere
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used piqued once in a conversation with a co-worker. Mind you, she had a college degree & I don't, but the woman had no idea what that word means! I had to rephrase my remark to "it caught my interest" before she understood.

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    #23

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Fish is meat.

    I had one friend who would not let it go and argued that it was not and it was ‘just fish’ so much that it became a running joke.

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    Danni
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be very simple, if it was alive and is now dead, it is meat, eating it means you are not vegetarian. no buts ands or ifs.

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    #24

    You “lose” a bet. You don’t “loose” a bet

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    Charlie grace
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad this is listed. It is my absolute number one pet peeve. Why is it so often wrong?!

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    #25

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don’t wave me through the 4 way stop to “be nice”, just take your goddamn turn.

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    Debbie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, I dislike it when people give me the right of way when I don't have it. It confuses me and other road-users. I do not expect it, I expect I have to wait my turn, and then someone waves at me that I can go first, and I get confused and feel like I should hurry, and then if I go, I pay less attention to other stuff (like someone crossing the road next to me). There are exceptions - when it is really busy and you're on a side road, and there is no gap in sight to turn on the road as well. But not when there is no real need.

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    #26

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If you open the microwave before it's done clear the timer so the next person doesn't have to try figure out why it's not starting.

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    Jen Weber
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caved and finally created a BP account just so I could up vote this one.

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    #27

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The meteorological phenomenon is "lightning", NOT "lightening"

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    #28

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When you're inside it's the floor, when you are outside it's the ground.

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    #29

    Saying “irregardless”, despite the fact it’s in the dictionary (albeit, as a “nonstandard”), makes you look and sound like a f*****g moron.

    “Regardless” does the job. It means “without regard”. So adding the prefix “ir-“ is goddamned redundant.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irregardless of your point, irregardless is still a correct term and can still be used irregardless of your feelings.

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    #30

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Sidewalk and hallway traffic should move like road traffic. Stick to the side of the sidewalk or hallway based on the direction you are going. I will not move out of my way for you if you are walking on the wrong side.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also make note of the part of the world you are in! We don't all drive on the right side!

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    #31

    It is a PIN, not a PIN number. PIN stands for personal identification number.

    Just like it is an ATM, not an ATM machine.

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    #32

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What "6 a.m. in the morning."

    No. Just no.

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    Debbie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use 24hr clock. 06:00 = 6 am. When talking, it's 6 in the morning or 6 in the evening. (and when writing, we write 18:00 but say 6)

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    #33

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Before placing a ziploc bag in the refrigerator or freezer, squeeze the air out of the bag. I don't know why my wife doesn't, and one day I'll have to make a choice.

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    #34

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Do not ask questions you know the answer to. "Are you crying?" no sharon I am just sweating through my eyes, that's why I look so upset.

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    J Baker
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One very notable exception: for "will you marry me?" you should already know the answer and don't have much business asking it if you don't.

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    #35

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What An apology should be used when you are genuinely sorry, not as absolution; it should also not be expected to be forgiven, either.

    Edit: As a Canadian, I'll concede that I do use "sorry" several times a day in the most seemingly mundane of situations, but trust me; I am sorry I am in your way.

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    #36

    Don't reach over and honk the horn while I am driving.

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    kathryn stretton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the car and kick them out. A passenger road raging on 'your behalf' is stupid and dangerous.

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    #37

    The checkout at the store should read "10 items or **fewer**"

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    #38

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What So many people, movies and TV shows misuse the phrase “divide and conquer”.

    It doesn’t mean “to split up and attack on multiple fronts”, which is a horrible idea for military strategy on the grand scale of armies.

    It means to divide your enemy, and conquer them one by one.

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    J Baker
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your enemy fighting amongst themselves so you can defeat them. Classic British colonial strategy.

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    #39

    Cereal then milk. What kind of heathen would do it the other way around.

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    Minath
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I put the milk in first is when I don't have much left, it's easier to judge how much cereal the milk will hold.

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    #40

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I can't stand every movie/game title or band/artist name being acronymized these days. What the hell is TLAT? SWTROS? When you say BTS are you talking about the musical group or behind the scenes of something? Its like learning a new language.

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    #42

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If the earth was flat why don’t they have penthouses on the borders

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    Deborah Harris
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the Earth was flat there would be nothing at the border/edges because cats would have pushed it all off

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    #43

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What In the business of dangling someone with a rope around their neck until they die, it's "hanged," not "hung."

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the hang man (or hang woman, hang person?) did a good job of hanging the criminal, the criminal would be well hung?

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    #44

    "Begs the question" does not mean "raises the question" or "brings up the question," even though it's recently been used that way often.

    It's a specific term for a logical fallacy (basically, circular reasoning) -- because rather than arguing the question, you are begging that it be conceded. "You're begging the question," means you're using the point you're trying to prove as an argument to prove that very same point.

    Edit: Folks, I get it. "Raises the question," is now a common usage, language is determined by use, it's not prescriptive, etc etc. Please, let me refer to you to the title of this thread and ask you why you didn't *expect* shallow pedantry. If we can still get pissed about 'irregardless', we can still be annoyed by this.

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    #45

    Rudolph is not a core member of Santa's reindeer team. The song specifically says "then ONE foggy Christmas Eve... Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh TONIGHT."

    why would Santa risk being noticed with a red light of a nose if he didn't need to? Rudolph is like the brights on your car, you only need them when you need to.

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    Kookamunga
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was just the beginning. Rudolph was with them after that point every Christmas Eve, because Santa's no dummy. I don't need fog at night to put my headlights on. It just has to be dark. Then Rudolph and Clarice had kids and a couple of them had the same birth defect, so today Rudy Jr. is guiding the sleigh. Duh. rudolph-an...fca4ed.jpg rudolph-and-clarice-62f3d5afca4ed.jpg

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    #46

    It’s vulva, not vagina.

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    #47

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Danny needs to f*****g replenish the fridge downstairs. You take a soda pop, YOU REPLENISH.

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    #49

    45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What My mom was in the wrong when she said my prom date shouldn't wear black and red together because those colors tend to look whorish.


    Edit: for those of you trying to picture it. the dress was black lace, and pretty short. My date wore bright red lipstick and pumps.

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