Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group

Author and cartoonist Scott Adams once noted that “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

And while you can explain lotteries using numbers, and religion using philosophy, dating, relationships, and love in general are tough nuts to crack. But some still do try to explain themselves when it comes to dating, even if their reasoning is petty.

Not too long ago, folks on Reddit shared reasons—petty, yet more or less still rightful or fair enough ones, and sometimes just plain weird—to not date someone. And if you’ve been here long enough, you’ll know we covered a similar thread not too long ago, so you can check that out once you’re done with this one.

So, scroll down to enjoy some of the best and most entertaining responses to the now-viral thread, which garnered over 36,000 upvotes, and be sure to share your petty 'never dating this person' stories in the comment section below.

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Chews with their mouth open.

eyksm , Richard Report

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239points

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May 2 years ago

That's a huge turn off

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group “‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”

shrillysoupygusto , Tricia Report

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238points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

I nOt sEe a PrBlEM?!! :)

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I can't date anyone with lip injections. It felt super unnatural kissing her. Like kissing a baboon with rigor mortis.

RealGrendel , *highlimitzz Report

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231points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Oddly specific "baboon with rigor mortis".

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice - off menu - at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler's drink, and I just couldn't get past it.

I'm no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we're at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.

pbspry , Glenn Robinson Report

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203points

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Jessica Rabbit 2 years ago

Win for the wife

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I almost broke up with a girl when she was trying to be seductive and yanked my book out of my hand and closed it losing my spot.

superopie , Alan Cleaver Report

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203points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

That is a deal breaker.

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My wife once told me she couldn't be with someone who wasn't around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I'm going to keep it a secret that I'm a f*****g idiot the rest of our lives.

seenthewolf , Andrea Parrish - Geyer Report

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198points

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the one panda _ 2 years ago

Lol its kinda like when youre in an argument with someone stupider than you

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one.

GreatPancakee , Micael Faccio Report

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188points

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May 2 years ago

Guy's hearing voices - you dodged a bullet there

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She said i drove slow on our date. She likes men that live "dangerously"

It snowed heavily while we were at a fancy dinner. I was in my father's car because I had just gotten back from Iraq.

She called me a week later, I said I need a woman that is more down to earth.

S*****nwithmykitten , Nicolas Vigier Report

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187points

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Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

Good for you. Thank you for your service.

81points

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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Live, laugh, love style home decor.

XenophonOnTheLawn , Amina Ebrahim Report

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185points

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Zoe's Mom 2 years ago

I was in my late 20's when a guy told me that my living room looked like his grandma's. I had plaid sofas and collected figurines. In hindsight, I guess it did. LOL

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#10

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group People that like to “debate” too much. I’m all for having your own opinion but when someone thinks they have to be the devil’s advocate constantly? No thanks.

sylvy8991 , Mussi Katz Report

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181points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago (edited)

Someone needs to be the Devil's advocate so you can have a well reasoned discussion and assess all the viewpoints and information. EDITED People missing the joke, I am playing devils advocate....

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#11

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She ate pizza with her hands.No, not like you think. She would scoop up the toppings in a messy pile and like a animal, claw them up and eat them then rip the bread and eat it.We were at a fancy italian place and I got horrified.

Breadrozt , Sam DeLong Report

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178points

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PuggerWugger 2 years ago

On another note, does anyone happen to know which restaurant the picture was taken at? (asking for a friend...)

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#12

Into star signs and the like. To the point of being reminded what sign you are which somehow has an effect of who you and your personality traits lol

Slug212 , pxhere Report

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176points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Do not worry, I am a Leo, and we Leo's do not believe in that astrology nonsense.

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#13

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If their Instagram is nothing but selfies, especially if they’re striking the same pose in every shot. I had a match like that and it honestly creeped me out.

Ellemeno , César Report

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170points

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Lisa Hewes 2 years ago

Sounds like a good indicator of someone who is WAY too into themself.

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#14

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they're super into Disney stuff, it creeps me out for some reason.

OkCoast9806 , DAVID BURILLO Report

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168points

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LH25 2 years ago

I have a cousin who loves Disney. So does her hubby. For years, they would only go to different Disney Parks for vacation. I had to laugh one day when their oldest, about 10 at the time, asked if they could please go somewhere that wasn't Disney

129points

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#15

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

Grimace_aintnoshake , Kanesue Report

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165points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Was she not pacific enough with her pronunciation?

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#16

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She talks to people like they're a hundred meter away from her.

friededs3 , Conall Report

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150points

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DragonsFox 2 years ago

Might be that she has an undiagnosed hearing impairment ...

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#17

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark.

Follow-up: Since so many people have asked, she was not Australian. She's American.

Pennaflumen , Ivan Radic Report

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144points

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Katarzyna B. 2 years ago

Upspeak

50points

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#18

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that "He'd leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat". Which okay, I get it some people have a 'list' of celebrities they'd leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.

Kiasurp17 , mirandalambert Report

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141points

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The Holy Penguin 2 years ago

Who's Miranda Lambert?

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#19

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld.

NewEnglandRoastBeef , Phil! Gold Report

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138points

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May 2 years ago

Sounds exhausting

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#20

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She didn't like museums.

AyUnit , Leonardo Barichello Report

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134points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

How is that possible?

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#21

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He ate with closed fists around his utensils like a toddler and his face right up to his food like someone was going to steal it.

Firejen , Donnie Ray Jones Report

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126points

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Jackie Stubitsch 2 years ago

He's probably been in prison

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#22

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!”

I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.

Sp3nc3r420 , Vladimir Pustovit Report

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115points

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RJ 2 years ago

I’m guessing this is a post from the US, but as a Brit I’m pissing myself imagining someone trying to talk seductively with a strong Somerset accent.

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#23

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He wore fake glasses and didn't like vegetables.

DHKillinger , Nate Steiner Report

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115points

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GW 2 years ago

I guess he thought the glasses made him look smarter?

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#24

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group White spittle gathering at the edge of the mouth. I can forgive or overlook a lot of things, but that’s an instant turnoff.

Edit: Every day is a school day! Apparently this can be a sign of dehydration or linked to another condition I’ve seen called Angular Cheilitis.

PlasticFannyTastic , Ralf Steinberger Report

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114points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

I had a massive crush on a girl until I noticed this very thing. I could not bring myself to kiss her!

42points

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#25

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Loud person. No. I hate it.

iamthecherryontop , istolethetv Report

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106points

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NicNor5560 2 years ago (edited)

Mute button is to kill off convos. Volume is because they are too loud. I would use both.

14points

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#26

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same name as my mom.

waqasnaseem07 , Dennis Yang Report

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99points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Yeah, I agree with this one. Too weird getting hot and heavy and then saying your mum's name.

81points

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#27

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They are deathly allergic to nuts.

The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Pithy- , Cowbell Solo Report

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91points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Well that's what I would call the sweet kiss of death.

38points

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#28

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

GoBanana42 , steve p2008 Report

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80points

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Captain Awesome 2 years ago

Probably the clumsiest vagina reference I've seen

54points

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#29

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

Fit_Sheepherder_3894 , Simon Kellogg Report

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74points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Your Grandpa was named Belinda?

70points

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#30

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

Macklemonster , Gareth Williams Report

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72points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Well that what you get for buying the cheaper version of the new life like dolls. Next time spring for the upgrades, like I did.

47points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I once left a date sitting in a restaurant because he kept dipping his fries in my ketchup. Let me explain: first date, we just met and went to a burger bar. We both ordered burgers and fries, and the ketchup was there on the table. I made a little puddle of ketchup on my plate and he just reached over and used it. Now, I come from a family of plate sharers, so it isn't like I am a germaphobe or anything, but I just met this dude, he reached across the table dragged his half-eaten fry across my plate. I pushed the bottle of ketchup towards him and told him to make his own puddle. He did it again. I told him I didn't like that and get his own ketchup. He did it a third time and winked at me. I grabbed my purse, put down enough cash to pay for my meal and walked out. It was the creepiest thing in the entire world and after being told it bothered me, he did it again.

49points

Amy S 2 years ago (edited)

100% the right call to leave, I wonder if he was deliberately testing your response to him ignoring your boundaries after you told him not to?

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Lu 2 years ago

Didn’t even ask? That’s weird

5points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

Thats pretty creepy. I wonder if he thought it was cute somehow. 🤢

4points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

I had a co-worker (who I never dated) a really long time ago who couldn't understand why he never had more than 1 or 2 dates with women. It was because any conversation with him couldn't be a regular conversation - literally anything a woman said to him was responded to in a sexual way. He turned everything into something pornographic. News. Weather. Work. Car trouble. Ex partner problems. Landlord issues. Problems paying bills. If you had a headache or any pain/illness, he suggested a sexual cure. I do give the guy credit, he never did that if children were mentioned. But wow, it was a major turn-off after 10 minutes for me, I cannot imagine how he got more than one date!

19points

Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

That is super creepy! Did no one explain to him why since he wondered himself?

Bettie-Jean Neal 2 years ago

Happen to be walking behind him one day for whatever reason and noticed he walked like a duck, kinda, sorta. It was just weird and I had never noticed it before. I was ready to break up anyway, so I use that as my excuse. It had been a year and I was getting really bored.

8points

Lainie 2 years ago

There's only a few things I notice right away in a person I'm just meeting. His hands, his fingers, his nails. Then eyes and a smile. And last but not least, the way he walks. Order doesn't matter, those few things matter to me. There's no way that in a year I wouldn't know the way my bf walks. Well, that's how I can single him out of a group of people from afar. :)

6points

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