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40 Funny And Bizarre Things Pets Do According To Their Owners Who Claim That Nobody Believes Them
Picky eaters, adorable cuddlers, and rule followers or breakers... you may think we’re talking humans, but no. This post is entirely dedicated to our beloved four-legged friends who, just like their two-legged hoomans, have their own personalities, tastes and dislikes.
And quirks too! Believe it or not, some of them are so bizarre, no wonder their owners are met with eyerolls and have to prove they’re not lying. “What quirk does your pet (past or present) do that nobody believes when you tell them?” asked DMLorance on Ask Reddit, and received tons of entertaining stories.
Below we selected some of the most interesting ones so that we can all conclude that animals, too, are a bunch of weirdos.
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#1
One of my cats legitimately sleeps in my bed. Head on my pillow, under the blanket, held to my chest like an actual baby. He will spend all night like this and get mad if I stop cuddling him at any point. We sleep with our noses almost touching, and I know when he boops my nose with his that he wants me to cuddle him tighter. It's bizarre but adorable.
Kayla Albert 3 years ago
Pretty sure this is a human in a cats body! Lol some cats are so awesome!
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#2
Every night at around 10 pm, my childhood dog would tell me it's time to go to bed. I could be in the living room watching TV and she would sit at the doorway and make little 'boofs' until I eventually got up and followed her to bed. This happened every night from my high school years until the day she passed at 15 years old. I miss that old sassy girl.
Mad Dragon 3 years ago (edited)
My Dolly does the same thing. Every night at 9:00, she lets me know it’s time for me to climb into bed so she can lay on me and go to sleep. She’s currently snoozing on my lap and softly snoring.
In order to find out just where these unusual pet quirks are coming from and what they say about their behavior, we reached out to Julia Oliinyk, the representative and marketing manager at Online Vet by PetCube. Online Vet offers peace of mind for pet parents with 24/7 vet help on any question concerning pet’s health, nutrition, behavior, and more, so you may wanna check them out in case you need a professional consultation about your four legged friend.
#3
My cat is litter trained, but at some point he figured out the purpose of the toilet and decided to use it. It was just the two of us at the time, so I was confused by the tiny turds in my toilet until I actually caught him squatting on the seat and hanging his furry little butt over the bowl. It was pretty freaking impressive, honestly.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Boy that cat is a genius, my guys just rush in during the flush to watch the water spin!
#4
I'll just be laying around and yell for my cat when I haven't seen her in a while, "Mildred! Come give me a kiss!" She will always come running into the room and jump on me, she will turn her head to the side and I'll kiss her cheek, then I turn my head to the side and she quickly pushes her nose into my cheek, she will jump back down and go back about her way after. It's the sweetest, but I dont bother telling anyone, though. I don't need to be perceived as the crazy cat lady anymore than I already seem, lol.
According to Julia, it is always crucial to differentiate whether the behavior you observe is a unique little quirk or a worrying symptom. “Such dog behaviors as walking in circles before laying down or cat kneading are just two examples of ancestral oddities. These behaviors are not necessarily abnormal, but they are still interesting to observe.”
She added that while each pet's behavior is unique, some of the most common reasons for unusual pet behaviors include boredom, anxiety, and lack of exercise.
#5
My father's dog designs elaborate alarm systems with his toys. At night before bed he arranges toys that squeak inside of doorways and at the top and bottom of stairs. If you move the toys he politely waits until you aren't looking and then places the toy back. They don't just end up in a spot they are placed there. It also seems that the toys are chosen for each location based on ease of squeak and volume. The loudest toys are inside the door of the bedroom.
One final note on placement. If the door swings inward the toy is placed outside of the door's arc. If it swings outward it's right in the middle.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
A dog with a built in alarm system - you ain't going any where without me - the great protector!
#6
We have a very unique dog that seems to have internalized a set of rules. He is friendly with our 3 cats however if he observes them doing something that we(the humans) have corrected them for previously he will then take on the responsibility for future occurrences by sitting beside the misbehaving cat and barking at them until they stop.
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
When my cat is on the table or on the kitchen counter, my dog barks at her. I don't know if she's saying "mom said you're not allowed to do that" or "if I'm not allowed to do that, you aren't either", but there's definitely some big sister disciplining going on.
#7
Whenever I do push-ups, my dog crawls under me and pushes up off the floor against my torso, trying to help me up.
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Aw 😊 I will help you human, your legs have gone funny again. I will lift you ❤
When asked whether every pet has distinctive character features, Julia said that there is no universal answer to this question, as the character traits of pets can be influenced by a variety of factors, including breed, environment, and owner. “However, some generalizations can be made,” she added.
“For example, certain breeds of dogs may be more prone to aggression or excitability than others, while cats that are used to being around people are likely to be more social than those that are not. Additionally, the way a pet is raised can also play a role in shaping its personality. For example, a dog that is routinely praised and rewarded for good behavior is likely to be more obedient and well-behaved than one that is not.”
#8
I had a kitty who once accidentally got a static electric shock touching her nose to the edge of my metal flat files. For the rest of her long life, she would touch her nose to the corners of things; doorways, furniture, etc looking for more. When she did get shocked again she’d paw at the object and bite in its general direction. I used to “charge her up” in winter by roughing up her fur so she could play her strange game some more. I’ve never heard of anyone else’s cat that did this. She was so unique with such a wonderful personality. Rest In Peace, Corners, my dear friend.
#9
I got my dog Snoopy when I was 10 years and ever since he was a puppy he had this weird love for lettuce. He would go absolutely nuts for it and so whenever I had a sandwich or a burger I would give him some of my lettuce.
Over the years it became a ritual that whenever I prepared any food that involved lettuce for myself, I would grab extra lettuce for him so I could toss it to him as I ate.
He passed away almost 5 years ago after nearly 17 years together, but I still find myself grabbing that bit of extra lettuce for him. It's kind of funny that his little quirk has still stuck with me for all these years and I honestly never want it to go it away, because it's a little way I remember him.
#10
Mine is that our cat that passed away last year use to play hide and seek with my husband Curtis. Curtis would hide and our cat Buster would run around everywhere until he found him. He would even try to sneak up on him. If he was hiding on the other side of our TV console, Buster would crawl under the console just so he could jump out and “scare” him. If ever Curtis hid so well that Buster couldn’t find him, my husband would jump from his hiding spot and say boo. This would make Buster pout that he had not found him on his own and he would go sit on the couch staring at my husband with a “You son of a bitch” face. Buster even got to where he would hide while playing the game. Cats are hard to find sometimes anyway without one intentionally playing hide and seek and playing with the dedication that Buster would play with. We would both look for him until we gave up and sat on the couch. He would then stroll out a few minutes later with a smug smile on his face.
“A pet can potentially develop a weird behavioral quirk in their adulthood, but it's also possible for this behavior to develop at any other point in the pet's life,” the spokesperson at Online Vet explained. “It could be anything from a sudden fear of loud noises to a newfound obsession with chasing shadows. In other animals, you could observe more aggressive behavior, obsessive-compulsive behaviors, or being more fearful of people and other animals.”
However, if you are concerned that your pet is developing a new, previously unseen behavior, please consult with a veterinarian to rule out any underlying medical issues. While it is often just a weird behavioral quirk, sometimes it’s also a sign of some more serious problem.
#11
My rabbit feigned illness to get attention.
There were so many times throughout her life that my pet rabbit would pretend to be dying that I'd stay home from work or trips, shower her with love and treats, etc. that my boyfriend began to notice a pattern: She was "deathly ill" each time we'd start packing for a weekend away. Not eating, lethargic, refused her favorite treats, when I shook the bag when normally she'd come running, etc. I'm panicking and stop packing, getting ready to call the vet when my boyfriend pointed out, "she always does this. Just leave the room for a bit"
So I left the room and nervously kept getting ready when I hear a shuffle from her cage. She sprinted to her food dish where I dumped the treats and ate them in 2 seconds, sprinted over to her fresh pile of hay and started shoveling that into her mouth. I called out her name from the door frame and she greeted me with a thump of her foot while still eating.
Another time, once the "oh you're leaving? I'm sick" trick wasn't working anymore, I noticed she wasn't hopping at all. She... walked, with her back legs. She walked across her whole play pen, walked into the litter box, walked out, then settled awkwardly in her bed. I tried picking her up and she was just dead weight. I panicked because here was my 6 year old rabbit with a dislocated hip or something so I shook her treat bag because that's all I thought of doing and she sprinted normally over to me, stood up on her back legs with her front legs in the air, bright eyed and bushy tailed waiting for those sweet, sweet dried peas and carrots.
She actually just passed away last weekend at the age of 9 1/2. She suddenly stopped eating and it took half a day of me syringe feeding her for my now fiance to actually believe something was seriously wrong. It's the reason I always allowed myself to believe her tricks because there'd come a day when it wasn't a trick. Unfortunately she was just old, and even syringe feeding wasn't enough to keep her going. Rest in peace you little trickster. I sometimes think you were more dog than a rabbit
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
I had a dog that did this. At one point I began to realize that his upset tummy coincided with my baking schedule. Felling sorry for him, I'd give him something gentle and home made like Graham crackers. This went on his whole life, but I never let on I knew.
#12
With my old cat, who died a year or 2 ago, we had a game.
We called it Gun.
The game involved shooting him, in the face, at point-blank range, with a NERF gun. Now this on the surface sounds cruel... but he loved this game. If I cocked that NERF gun he would literally come running from anywhere in the house. He'd then hunker down directly in front of me... bracing for impact. Then he would give a short meow. I (And others who played with him) specifically waited for the meow. That was his "go" signal. And we'd let fly, aiming directly at his nose, usually from around 3 feet away.
Sometimes he would then bound after the dart, sometimes even fetching it. Sometimes he would hunker down again and meow, asking for more. If you were willing, he would play this game for as long as you'd keep playing... although I usually stopped after unloading all 6 rounds.
In the end we buried him with a NERF dart.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Bet he's happy playing with the NERF dart at the Rainbow Bridge with all the other critters!
#13
My old cat Star could tell when I was suicidal and would lay on my chest and go limp so if I tried to move her, she wouldn't be able to be moved without making me feel worse. She would purr and purr while giving me kisses until the moment passed.
I miss her more than anything.
My 9month old kitten will treat me like a playmate and not like a regular cuddly person. She will wait around corners to jump out and play. She will run at me sideways all POOFED up to initiate a chase. High fives with no treats and sitting when asked to do so.
Torties are the best!
#14
My cat loves having her teeth brushed and will cry if I don't brush her teeth.
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Oh my heart melts 😍 How did this ritual begin? I wonder if kitty has tricksy teeth, or if it's more about it just enjoying the feeling
#15
My dog demands I read to him. Whenever I'm sitting reading something he'll come over, put his head on pages, and paw at me until I start reading to him.
#16
My dad had a male cat years ago. He was an indoor/outdoor cat and one day when he did not return home for the night, my dad went to look for him and found him injured somewhere after what looked like a dog bite. So he got bandages and stitches on his leg and had to stay indoors because he was injured. Then he gradually healed and had a limp on the injured leg so my dad didn't let him outdoors fearing he might be attacked again. The vet said the limp should go away soon. But it didn't. My dad believed the cat was faking the limp, so one day he watched him from the corner of the kitchen door as the cat walked perfectly without a limp when nobody was around. He just did not want to go outdoors because he feared dogs now.
#17
My cat is extremely territorial. My new boyfriend didn't believe me until while we were making out on my couch, my big ol' main coon went behind him and when he went to look to see what my cat was doing, my cat sucker-punched my boyfriend on the face three times with his paw, ran away to my kitchen, started opening and slamming shut the lower kitchen cupboards, and then ran to his litter box to take a massive s**t.
He also would get in between us in bed, put his back to me, stretch all four legs out and slowly put his claws into my boyfriends back and then retract them again. When my boyfriend told him to stop and turned over to go back to sleep, five minutes later my cat did the same thing with all four of his paws, but would only put *1* claw into his back.
They are bffs now because my boyfriend is a morning person and I am not, which is something very useful to my cat.
#18
My childhood cat burglarized our neighbors. We found swimsuits, sporting equipment, and even one time caught him dragging a kids backpack through the kitty door. What happened to the kid, I wonder.
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
That cat doesn't like to [have] kid around, and I ain't lion 😁 I'd better paws the bad humour, I'm only kitten yas ^-^
#19
My childhood dog had a weak rear right leg, so anytime he wanted to hike his leg on something off to the left he would just do a handstand rather than try to support his weight in the bad leg.
But wait... there's more. When he started getting older we brought home a puppy who absolutely idolized his big brother. Within about a month he had worked his way up to also doing handstands when he peed, but for this dog it was EVERY SINGLE TIME. I guess he thought that was just how you were supposed to do it.
Nothing like having two dogs pissing down their own chest several times per day.
Glen MacLeod 3 years ago
Lolol. I had a Westie that did this to mark higher. He'd ever walk on his front paws to spread it further. The neighbors loved it and when they saw me would call out " Hey, Glen! Bring out the dawg!
#20
My husband is a roofer and our first dog would climb the ladder and sit beside him. Almost caused 3 cars to crash and a runner to jump in a ditched when she barked at him we've had great dogs since but she was special.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
There was one in a nearby town who did this but only when there were parades in town the owner would open a window and out he'd pop!
#21
My birb likes to sit in my cupped hand (like really gets floofy/smushed up and comfortable in it like it's his couch) and make this face (◕ᴗ◕✿) while I give him scritches.
He bites my hand when I stop, so this has to happen until he falls asleep or something. When he is ready to poop (birbs poop every half hour or so) he walks out of my cupped hand and onto my leg, staring at me bobbing his head up and down so I could bring him to his cage. If I'm spaced out watching TV, he will walk to the edge of my foot and poop off the side. He's so polite like that.
#22
My bird says "Good night" when she's ready for bed. If you don't turn out her light and leave, she'll keep saying it and start growling.
She usually says it in the evening, but she'll "good night" me out of the room in the afternoon if she wants a nap.
#23
I have a cat that plays fetch with his stuffed animals.
He also gets annoyed when I don't throw the stuffed animal far enough, and loves to chase it down the stairs into the basement.
#24
I have a Pomeranian who is a total introvert. She's super laid back and chill and that kind of throws people off anyway. No matter where I live she claims some space in the house as her "bedroom" and goes there to be alone.
One time it was a cabinet in my kitchen. She claimed one of the lower unused cabinets and took soft stuff and snacks and toys in there and could open the cabinet all by herself. She would chill in there for hours.
Currently it's the corner of the sectional against the wall, she has all her favorite things under there and my other dog NEVER goes under there. It's her private space.
#25
One of mine can hear a jingle from a commercial from the other side of the house and come running because he knows that jingle for that commercial means dogs will be on TV.
#26
My cat gently grabs spiders in his mouth and brings them over to drop on me.
Yep, I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
#27
I had a toy poodle mix named Yoda who would meow like a cat if I said "Yoda go meow". It started as me saying it as a joke to him here and there and one day he actually started doing it. He was a good boy.
June 3 years ago
I had a cat who would bark when she was hungry (I swear the sound was way closer of a bark than a meow). I used to reply "You're a cat, that's "meow" ! Repeat after me : "ME-OW" and she used to try mimic my "meow" until I gave here more food, when she was closer to a meow than a bark 😂 She was amazing ♥️
#28
My old collie used to yell at us if we didn’t come home from school on time. Like if we went to a friends or the walk home took too long, he would howl at you for the rest of the night and there was no getting out of it with him.
He was also afraid of ice cream bucket handles.
I miss that dog.
#29
My dog refuses to drink from a bowl. We took him to the vet because he was sick, turns out he was dehydrated. My dog always has water next to his food, but wasnt drinking it. We changed his bowl to a normal dish, the ones we use to eat soup. Now he drinks from it, if u change it back to a normal dog's bowl, he will stop drinking water and get sick. Nobody knows why.
Libstak 3 years ago
Is the normal bowl plastic? Animals can be smart enough not to want to eat or drink from anything that smells like plastic.
crazy_cat_notAlady 3 years ago
my cat seeks out plastic and eats it. had to turn our home into a plastic-free zone! going eco-friendly one cat at a time.
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June 3 years ago
My cat refuses to drink from bowls (I tried everything: platic, metal, glass, pet bowl, human bowl). What she accept is: dirty dish in the sink, watering can, backwater (especially from plants like my papyrus but also from any plate on the balcony), bathroom faucet, glass of water. I have to be careful because she can drink bad water, and then puke everywhere for hours. So for now, the metal watering can is the cat "water bowl".
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
We have a bird bath in the garden, and it's the only "bowl" our cats will drink from.
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Kim Lorton 3 years ago
My dog, used to be fed in the kitchen, until that day when he drug his food bowl, into the living room onto his carpet! He saw us eating all the time in the living room and wanted to do the same! So now this is where he is fed. He isn't a messy eater, so it works. He is a very social dog! He also loves people more than other dogs!
Ebony 3 years ago
My cat is the same way. She would not drink water from a cat bowl. We had a pan we used to cook in sitting around with water in it. She started drinking out of that. 16 years later, it's still her drinking pan.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Some cats have very sensitive mustaches and they get annoyed with bowls because they are touching them while drinking! Could be this! It's not strange I've heard it before
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Otter 3 years ago
I had a cat who refused to drink water from a bowl, he'd only drink it from the human glass on my nightstand. He started out by drinking mine, and I had to put two glasses on the nightstand, one for him, and a glass with a lid for me. He really thought he was a human.
Anna Repp 3 years ago
OMG - I posted a similar story in a reply above! My cat started drinking from my favourite tea cup that's always been on the night stand, so now I have to keep two cups there for both of us.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Our dog is the same about his dinner. Dinner only, though. He’s fine eating breakfast from his bowl but, since we feed him the same time we eat, I guess he wanted to eat off a plate like we do. So I bought him a 99 cent plate at Walmart. He. Loves. It. 🐶❤️🍽
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
My cats are the same way but they have to have their food in china bowls or dishes they will just sniff it and walk away if food is presented any other way!
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
For decades, I've always owneed owned at least one cat that will only drinking fresh, running water from a tap. I currently have a beautiful void kitty who will sit next to any sink in the house and yell until I turn on the tap. Doesn't matter which sink, he just wants fresh, running water. I love cats and their quirks!
Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago
it's most likely that particular bowl. It's either a plastic he doesn't like or it's not comfortable to drink from.
Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago
Might be his whiskers are sensitive so the other bowl irritates him. This is why a lot of cats and dogs dump their water bowls and drink from the floor or they don't drink at all. I saw this all the time when I was a vet tech and then experienced it with my own cats before I got them water fountains.
Nubmaeme 3 years ago
My spoiled rotten dog will only drink water (it has to be iced) from a glass bowl in the house but will drink from a stainless steel one outside. Put her ice water in stainless steel in the house and she won't touch it. For feeding, she eats from a soup plate. She won't touch her food if it's in a bowl.
snipergun 3 years ago
Did you wash it with hot water before using it? Normally bowls in stores are sprayed with layer of chemicals which protects them from material degradation in store and dust, etc. I also would try different color, or different placement. Or try using the bowl for a food for a week and then change it to water again. It's not really bad behavior but if your dog gets dehydrated because he won't drink, that's dangerous, imagine something happens and someone else has to take care about the dog not knowing it. See if you can work it out.
Ashley Ewing 3 years ago
My dog does this! I call her a water princess. She also loves to be hand served water from a cup so I have to tell people to be careful at parties where my dog is in attendance so she doesn't steal their drink.
Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
My dog doesn't like to eat from a metal bowl anymore (he will still drink from one). He used to when we got him, and at one point he just decided he didn't like the clanging sound, I guess. So now he eats from treat balls and puzzle toys.
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
He sees you all using a bowl like that and wants to do the same! Cutie is loving you!
Antony Aston 3 years ago
We have 2 dogs and we use metal food bowls. Both will drink out of them fine but one refuses to eat out of it. He will only eat out of a ceramic bowl.
Val Souto 2 years ago
A doggie I had for 15 years would not drink water from a stainless steel bowl ... I had to buy a ceramic one and then it was ok.. Also, he would not come into the house if I had removed the runner to wash it. I had to pick him up and bring him in ... I miss my little Wolfie...
Bibi’s Babies 3 years ago
My dog doesn’t like shinny metal bowls for his water. He likes ceramic water dishes. I think the shinny metal spooks him
Sharon Heim 3 years ago
Just a silly quirk. Cats like to drink out of little fountains. The moving, trickling water intrigues them.
Tricia ReeDonough 3 years ago
My cats only drink out of a coffee mug, placed exactly where it 'should' be, on our bedroom floor. If we go away and I have a cat sitter come in, they have to know about the water mug on our floor. It's ridiculous but it's the only place they will drink!
ThEboRedEsTpANdA 3 years ago
My friend's cat will only drink water out of a glass, so there's just a glass of T's water (T is the cat) on one of the tables next to the couch all the time
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
Sometimes they are sensitive to things touching their whiskers so a flat bowl or plate might do the trick.
Megan Romero-Herman 3 years ago
Our old cat refused to drink out of anything but a case that had some vines.. was super odd
Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
Was his bowl metal? Metal can actually make water taste either metallic or electrical depending on how hard your water is. Do you know what a Yoohoo chocolate drink is? If you do, try and buy two, one in a bottle and one in a can and try both. You will immediately understand what I mean.
Monday 3 years ago
Our cats enjoy drinking from glasses rather than water bowls. They'll drink from the water dish if they really have to, but most of the time we keep a glass of water on the counter for them.
Gabby M 3 years ago
Only the bathroom sink for mine and another Not My Cat I live with too
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Our boxer who passed away used to howl along to billy Joel “piano man”. as soon as she heard the pino riff at the beginning she would perk up and start signing. She taught our current boxer who was a puppy when she had cancer and he has since taught our other dogs. It’s so nice to hear them sing because they all wouldn’t have learned if it weren’t for our first dog. She used to sing along to Adele as a puppy as well. Miss that dog so much.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Singing dogs wonderful - they leave songs in your heart when they pass!
#31
My cat likes to take baths with me. Every night, whether it’s a shower or bath, she comes right in. Baths are her favorite though.
#32
Well, every day when I get home my cat is usually right at the door to greet me. Every time I come in I go, “Helloo!” in a kinda high pitched voice to her, along with belly scritches and pets. She’s quite a vocal kitty to begin with, but now every morning around 3-5 a.m. she walks around going “HELLOOOO” in all these strange pitches. If you lock her out of a room you’re in, she’ll sometimes stand at the door and go “helloooo” in a sadder tone. At first it was TERRIFYING but man. She’ll get the zoomies sometimes and screech hello all over the house for no reason, she just loves talking I guess. I thought I was a dog person but I seem to have a special place in my heart for cats now too!
#33
My cat puts me to bed sometimes when I stay up past 11pm during the week. It’s like she KNOWS “you have work tomorrow dummy”. She harasses me until I get up and follow her to the bedroom.
She will, if I resist enough, just crawl onto me and curl up. “Fine we’re sleeping right here then.”
#34
My cat likes to lay under me when I'm planking. I consider it extra motivation to not fall.
#36
My dog get super wound up if you make a small "pppt" like farting noise from your mouth. She legit breaks if you make this noise and starts running laps in the house and diving into you lap and begging to be pet, it's very strange. My other dog needs to look you right in the face when you come home, she will jump up and want her paws held just so she can get really close to your face then gets down and goes and does her own thing. She also hugs you if you're sitting on the ground which makes my heart weak
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
"Pppt". My cat didn't even look up 😃 but if I sing or even hum she thinks I'm trying to communicate and comes dashing over. Animals pick weird things to get excited about, but gah it's sooo cute!!
#37
My roommates pitbull tries to jump in your arms like Scooby Doo when shes scared.
Flash Henry 3 years ago
My cousin's pit did the same thing. She also thought she was a lap cat...
#38
My cat can sit, but whenever I say "sit" in front of some guests he just stares at me for like ten seconds
#39
I had a cat that would sit on my shoulder every time I went poop. He would just come and jump on my shoulder and wait till I was done!
Mad Dragon 3 years ago
You protected him while he did his business in the litter box, right? He was simply returning the favor!
#40
We call my parents' dog the hall monitor. If the cats (play)wrestle, or their other dog doesn't *immediately* get into her kennel when she's told, or if someone in the house is told to "stop" something, he will insert himself, whine, and go get my mom.
What do you think ?
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
This whole thread made me so happy! Not just for the adorable quirks, but also for knowing how much each pet is loved, considering how these owners noticed/nurtured their pet's quirks. Sweetness all round, and I just got back from hugging my cat so I could make this point. Now hugging shall resume ^-^
Scarlett 3 years ago (edited)
My cat Fern used to love to eat goldfish (the snack) and potato chips. My cat Florio only licked ears. He’d sit on your chest and wash your ears for hours. My current cat Hannah will sit and scream until she’s put on top of the refrigerator. And Sammy...is Sammy. He never meows, only ‘maas’; he charges around the house like a runaway bowling ball; he legitimately pulls faces and sulks if he isn’t being paid attention to...
Ebony 3 years ago
My cat Misty loves tuna. When we're making tuna salad as soon as she smells the tuna, she comes running from any part of the house starts meowing non stop and her tail is shaking like an addict going through withdrawal until she gets the tuna. I love my baby girl
Jessica Gunn 3 years ago
I think that's most cats no? All my cats have done that
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WakeUp Before Its too Late 3 years ago
My husband bought 23 chicks last spring & hand raised them. While they were little, he kept them in a heated crate inside our house & held them each day. They are now full grown & live outside. Every morning I let them out of their pen to free roam our yard & property. Every single morning there is one hen that will come to back door & when I open it she will come inside. She walks through the kitchen, straight into living room & goes straight to my husband in his chair. She will sit with him for about half hour then starts clucking to tell him she wants back outside. Its so funny to see & I've got multiple pics & videos of her doing this. Chickens are very intelligent.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My mum had chicks that she hand raised and when they were older they also adopted another hen because it was a friend's but it was lonely. Later, they moved to a hobby farm and the two younger chickens were killed (by either a fox or and eagle). That just left the one chicken and she got lonely again, so she started coming inside to spend time with my mum during the day. Now they have more chickens again and Bertha was happy to return to staying outside during the day.
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pusheen buttercup 3 years ago
My golden doodle, Buttercup, loves to gently pick up frogs or slugs and bring them inside, where she releases them to hop around. She's now teaching the new puppy how to do it too!
pusheen buttercup 3 years ago
Golden doodle is also afraid of UPS boxes... When she sees them she freezes!
Load More Replies... LH25 3 years ago
Love this thread! We have a cat who has "adopted" two beanie babies. He'll carry them around, and at least once a day come down the stairs howling somehow with one in his mouth and then drop it at our feet. He tell him he's a good boy to bring us gifts. I have come home more than once though to see the monkey one sitting on a step watching for us...
Carol Emory 3 years ago
We had a house with a brown carpet in the living room. Our long haired Chihuahua, Cricket, would go to my Dad every morning and sit at the entrance to the kitchen while he made his breakfast. He would pull out 3 dog treats, hand her the first one, and she'd sit with it in her mouth until he looked away. Then she'd sneak into the living room and scratch at the carpet under the coffee table like she was digging a hole, carefully set the treat down, then push her nose on the ground like she was burying it. She'd trot back to the kitchen ready for the next one, repeat it...then eat the last one. She saved the others to eat while my Dad was gone at work. I miss her.
Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago
we have a feral stray we took in and we have to keep her separated from our other cat b/c our other cat is very aggressive with her(both female.) We lock the other cat up in the master bedroom and den several times a day and let the feral have the run of the house. She goes crazy meowing before Jeopardy comes on so she can come out and sit with us for it.
Jef Bateman 3 years ago
I know this is far from unique, but the obsession that some dogs develop for chocolate is amazing. I had a dog who was almost poisoned to death by eating some, and it somehow turned him into an addict. If somebody dropped a piece and picked it up, he would lick that spot for a long, long time. My neighbor had some chocolate syrup drip into a glass base of their table, and their dog chewed through the glass to get to it. I think that a dog's obsession with something that is very bad for it is probably a metaphor for something people do, but I'll leave you to guess what I'm thinking about.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Does that mean my dog’s obsession with the garage door opener is going to be bad for him?
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karla Meixnerová 3 years ago
Our bunny loves watching footbal on TV. When he thinks it is time to watch, he jumps on a cofee table, looks at you and when you don't pay attention, he tries to jump to the place, where we hide remote controll. And when you switch a TV on, he jumps happily and he is able to watch / sleep whole match.
Troux 3 years ago (edited)
I had a cat that loved nursing on earlobes. She would crawl up your chest, hang out on your neck/shoulder while you're reclining and treat it just like a momma with the dough-kneading paws and all. Another one would nurse on stuffed animals that were similar color to her. Another cat loved getting shots more than anything in the world. She had INCREDIBLY thick skin that was so hard to get the needle through, but the harder you press, the louder she would purr. By the time you got the needle in, she was fast asleep from her 'massage'. We also had a cockatiel that would clean your teeth. Lie down or recline and he'll hike up your chest and expect you to open wide, then stick his head in and start flossing. My current cat once went undercover to investigate a group of deer. Her perfect disguise: tucked her tail between her legs, walked out to the group and strolled around with legs extended, poking her head down into the grass while slowly moving closer.
Adrian 3 years ago
My very old grandma lived with our family. She was so frail we all held our breathes when she tottered around, half expecting her to fall over at any time. We also had a cat whose favourite game was to piss off grandma. The cat would hide behind the kitchen door and as grandma tottered past the cat would reach out one paw with one claw extended and just snag grandma's stocking. Grandma had so little strength, and no momentum she would just have to stand there anchored to the spot by the cat. We sort of though it was hilarious, but eventually we'd interfere and the cat would stroll off with a very self-satisfied smirk.
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
That made me laugh!! Poor Grandma. Cats can be such arseholes and yet, we absolutely love them for it!
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MRSS 3 years ago
My Baby Boy Kaylib, 95lb all muscle Rotti, Doberman, Shepherd mix who was the sweetest, loving, loyal dog that looked and barked extremely intimidatingly but was so far from intimidating, was so shy about taking a crap that he would either back his Butt up into the brush or bush and if we we on a walk he would get his body as close to a bush or brush, swing his back leg up and swing his butt into them to take a crap. Was difficult to fish it out if it was someone's property but I always did. And he would have his head over my shoulder investigating while I did.
Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
We have 2 cats and a dog. If we don't close the bathroom door all three would come in. One cat will sit on the sink and stare at you, the other will jump in your lap, the dog will stare at you until you poop and then try to investigate what just happened while you are still sitting there. When that happens the cat in your lap will bitch slap the dog away. As soon as you reach for the paper the lap cat leaves. We now have a bidet toilet seat in the master and the lap cat insists on trying to reach for the water stream with her paw. It's literally a morning poop comedy show every day.
Peppermallow 3 years ago
My cat loved to be vacuumed. If you were vaccuming he would lie in the way and meow loudly. If you didnt vacuum him, he would then gently swipe your leg and then lie in the way again. During being vacuumed, he would roll over when he was ready for his other side to be done
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
All these You-Tubers whose dogs "sing" by howling or whining should know that my dog learned how to bark... ON KEY. He always barked when the doorbells chimed, and got "good boys," and he eventually learned that sometimes, the doorbells would resonate with his bark. So... he learned to bark at the same pitch as the doorbells so they would chime in resonance with his bark!!!
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
"Singing" by howling or whining is usually because it hurts their ears and they want to drown it out. Sounds like yours is actually harmonizing, that's pawsome 👏😻👍
Load More Replies... Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago
We always end up with weirdo pets but we love their quirks! Pretty sure my Aussie understands english. If we say "go get your toy" he'll get one. If we get more specific like "go get your rope/ball/kong" he'll bring that toy over to play. My cat refuses water from the bowl. Will only drink from the bathroom faucet. And will cry until you turn it on. He also likes to sit on my shoulders like a parrot. Our old cat (indoor/outdoor) figured out where in the house we usually were & used to knock on the window to come in.
Yettichild 3 years ago
My cat loves me to smack his backside. It's more over his hip really, but every time he gets snuggles (which is pretty much all the time) he insists on it. He used to like to be smacked pretty hard and would lean into it, if you stopped suddenly, he would fall over. He still insists on it, but being 14.5 years old, I don't do it very hard anymore. As a bonus, the last time I got a tattoo, the shop had a cat that loved to be spun on the stools artists sat on.
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
My standard poodle was the same way, never leaving until you TOLD her to go away (usually because your hand was sore)... kinky b!tch.
Load More Replies... Jessica Gunn 3 years ago
I could write a book on all the cute quirky things my border collie does. She's crazy smart, so she's a great manipulator. She does all the usual tricks, of course: play dead, shake hands, speak etc. etc. but she also sneezes on command/for treats. She definitely understands when we talk to her. When she wants something, and you aren't sure what, we just ask: "what do you want?" And she'll look at it, i.e. the door to go out, the food if she's hungry, the bed if she wants up (she's getting old, so she needs help up. (Yes, we let her on the bed, she's special, lol) and she'll tell you exactly which way she would rather be walking. She'll silently groan that sounds like a dramatic, vocal sigh if she wants something and you aren't paying attention. Oh, there's so much more.
Andrea Careless 3 years ago
And another, about our bundle of happy hyperness, Ellie the Whoodle. (Wheaton Terrier/poodle cross) She loves going after balls in our backyard but will purposely push the ball under the gate to the front yard so she can’t reach it. She’ll then look at us piteously through the window and bark softly — imploring us to come outside and help this poor little doggie. She’s very patient, but if this doesn’t work she’ll move to tactic #2, which is bouncing super high in front of our window. I swear Whoodles are part kangaroo!
Andrea Careless 3 years ago (edited)
Our neighbour Sharon, several houses away, had a generally bonkers Siamese cat who stole clothes. I was wondering where all our socks were going. I mean, orphaned socks are a normal part of the laundry gig, but this was crazy. I finally found out that kitty was nonchalantly coming into our back door and bringing the socks home as presents for Sharon. Kind of like mice or birds, but I guess this kitty was vegan.😄 The cat then moved up to stealing clothes and leaving them in random places, such as up on my next door neighbour’s ladder. I finally caught her in the act, and she was slowly stalking the sock! She also liked to sleep under (parked!) cars, but lived a long life because we all loved her and checked under our cars. Miss her.
Bettye McKee 3 years ago
We had a cat that could tell time. When my husband was working, she would wake him up every morning. On weekends and after we retired, she would wake him up at that same time. He would point to the clock and say, "One hour." In one hour, she would wake him up again. She eventually figured out that he didn't want t hat wake-up call and stopped doing it.
SeaMonster 3 years ago
ok i have a lot. my old cat loved asparagus and peas and said "mushroom." my current cat says "hello/hewwo" and LOVES my fuzzy blanket. she once screamed like a person and my parents thought it was ME
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Ooh, I have the perfect story. So we got a retired herding dog about 6 months ago (cattle herding, he’s had his fair share of injuries but then got hit by a car and can’t run as much anymore, so medical retirement). He is literally OBSESSED with the garage door opener. Like, I’m not kidding. He will bodyslam the screen door to get to the garage when you run it, then sprint in circles jumping and barking at the ceiling. And he can jump pretty high, this breed is supposed to be able to jump over cows, so at first we thought he was going for the safety switch pull string thingy, but apparently not. But even if you don’t run the door, he’ll just sit out in the garage staring at the ceiling for hours on end. We don’t even have to worry about him running away while it’s open, he will not move. It’s the funniest thing, but seems like not very good health-wise. I think our dog is addicted to the garage ceiling. It’s weird.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Oh, and also both of our cats like to eat the chicken feed off the ground. I don’t know why, they’re predators, not chickens. But we’re just glad they’re not eating the chickens. Although our boy cat likes to sit near the chicken coop birdwatching (we say he thinks they’re his “harem”), which is a little odd. The dog is the weirdest though, in addition to the garage door thing he also really, really likes cooked veggies. Like will jump up to try to eat them out of the bowl when we take food scraps to the chickens. There’s a few types he doesn’t like (leafy greens and asparagus are a couple), but squash and cauliflower are like his favorite foods. Particularly cauliflower. We thought it was because they were cooked with meat, but he loves them even when they were on a separate pan. He doesn’t like toys at all though unless they have food in them, so that’s another weird thing. Although working dogs usually don’t. He hasn’t quite figured out this whole “retirement” thing.
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Susan Grogg 3 years ago
I love these! I had a Manx named Joe. He had my 3 kids on a very strict shower/bedtime routine. Every night at 7 on the dot he would pick one child and meow while leading them to the bathroom. As soon as that child was done he would go to the next. Once showers were done he'd get them each in bed and give them a snuggle and then hang out with me until my bedtime. He had to sleep crushed up against my face with his paw around the back of my neck. I can't tell you how many times I woke up with his lips on mine! He crossed the rainbow bridge in August of 2020 at 20 years old and I'm still having trouble sleeping without him. He was 8 when I had my first child and I was so worried he would be jealous, but he was beyond patient and loving (and bossy, lol). Our cat Oliver claimed 3 teddy bears as his own and we find them in random places. Whenever a child has been in trouble or someone has had a bad day, we find a bear in the middle of that person's bed. I can't imagine not having animals!
Hyde and Seek 2 years ago
Current cat HATES tuna with a passion but has been busted for stealing:5 bowls of mac&cheese,ribs,several slices of meatloaf,steak,chicken alfredo,socks, my unmentionables, my necklace ,my training clicker ,and at one point a fish food container.
Eleni Aggeliki 3 years ago
My boi is fussy about cleanliness. When I rub my face on his silky-soft fur (those dives on his belly especially) he patiently bears with me and then he washes the spot thoroughly. Every time! He looks mildly disgusted but he'll let me do it again. Until one of us gives up. Guess who does.
Xen Commissions 3 years ago
Fun extra one: One of my cats drinks water by dipping his paws into the water bowl and licking his paws. The other cat loves being hit on the side.
Anthony Picco 3 years ago
I had a cat that loved to fly. Once I nearly fell over when he got in my way and I was so mad I picked him up to throw him "somewhere..." I saw my loft bed in the next room, so I hurled him into the next room up to the bed. He ran back down the ladder, tail straight up., and wanted to be thrown again. Every day after that until he passed, I had to throw him 4 or 5 times a day... across the room and up onto the loft bed
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Meanwhile, my grandma picked up my cat from the outdoor table and tossed her off the second story deck… she was fine, fortunately.
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Eagle Girl 3 years ago (edited)
My cat was a foster who adopted me but when we got her she was sick , and we had another cat so, we quarantined her in the bathroom. When I went to visit with her, she'd sit on my lap on the bowl. Now every time I'm in bathroom she's either on my lap or, hops on the bowl to be brushed. Every. Time. Even at 2am.
Tami 3 years ago (edited)
We had a little black cat that loved to play the gauntlet game. I'd run down the hall and duck inside one of the rooms. She'd run to the start of the hall and crouch there for a moment waggling her bottom while trying to see where I'd pop out. Then she'd dash down the hall and try to get under the bed in the last bedroom without me tagging her. She seemed to love the surprise whenever I jumped out; then I'd chase her into the bedroom and try to reach her under the bed. After I thumped my hand near her a few times, she'd dash back into the living room and the game would start over. Miss that little puss!
Umi chan 3 years ago (edited)
When my puppy first died of eating a toad I will come back.Home and call poppy and spencer and only one dog comes running to me I remember still expecting to look out side while I’m eating my dinner and see the deck and than see the dogs eating dinner or sleeping but only one dog is there. My other dog that didn’t die is 8 years next year on saint Patrick’s day and it took him ages to go back to a bit of his usual self he wouldn’t eat or really move when I show him a picture of her he wines and I cry and we bring cuddle we miss her and when I was on the point on not believe it in Santa I put a letter in the mail box asking for her to come back. The next day it was gone and I went to tell my mum and she took me into her room and said she is sorry she took the letter she didn’t want me to get upset and a year later when I realised she isn’t coming back I knew Santa wasn’t real I was only 11 nearly 12. We go to the beach she loved on the first of December the day she died and she died 3 days before her birthday I miss her so much
Trillian 3 years ago
My cat always makes sure I get home safe. When I go out (by bike or public transportation) and am on my way home she will meet me and come inside with me. When I am safely in she wants to be let back outside. Now that my son is old enough to go out she does the same with him.
Kyndal T 3 years ago
One of ours, Poppy, is a total nightmare. So now the oldest Salem, has started correcting her behavior. Now he does this to the other 3 as well. If I yell at them more than once to quit it, Salem runs out of nowhere and whoops their ass. Now if only Rayna would stop sucking on fingers and Niko would stop chirping like a freaking bird next to my ear at 4am. Cats are strange sometimes.
Beks Czar 3 years ago
My Zoe (my avatar) is my honey. First, my younger cousins found her all alone in the woods. She was a really tiny kitten, I think a runt left by momma. I'm thankful every day they found her. She's my love. Anyway .. 1. She growls like a dog 2. She likes to play in water 3. She loves her belly rubbed. She'll jump up on the bed, rub one side along me while I scratch her other side & then she'll lift her leg so I put my arm between her legs & scratch her belly. She rubs her head into me & loves kisses at the same time 4. Literally within seconds of me thinking of her in my head, she comes to me 5. There is a specific chair that, no matter where it is, she'll stop underneath it & lift her back legs up & down before either sitting under it or continuing through it 6. She'll fetch with her little fuzzy balls 7. And lastly (this is the weirdest)... she'll chirp at the sound of eggs cracking. Like the chirping cats do when they see birds or something outside. Every single crack.
Voodoops_13 3 years ago
My cat, Tybalt, will sit in one of the dinning chairs and will stare you down until you grab a nearby spray bottle filled with water and give him a few squirts. He absolutely loves it and will make little trilling noises. He lacks off all the water and will jump back into the chair, staring until you do it again. He has plenty of fresh water available to him. He just prefers to get it this way at every meal.
Ciara Federico 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure my dog thinks he’s a cat. He chases shadows, reflections, etc. He also thinks he only weighs about 10 pounds when in reality he weighs almost 100. He’s also really weird when it comes to drinking water. He loves drinking from the hose, and from watering cans, but he won’t drink water from his bowls unless it’s fresh water and he watched you put it in. :)
Dee 3 years ago
There are water fountains for pets, our cats love theirs.
Load More Replies... Tomatoman 3 years ago
When my wife and I first started dating, she had a cat named Socrates. I was told by her and her daughter that he did not like men. So when we got serious and I would stay at her place, in the morning, sit down at the kitchen table for coffee/breakfast, he started to jump up in my lap, I would pet him. Well, it got to the point where it I didn't let him in my lap in the morning, he would cop an attitude. He would jump on the table top and try to climb down into my lap or climb over from the chair next to me, or sit there and scream his head off. My wife and her daughter were completely amazed by this. And I'm not a cat person. Rest in peace my little buddy, miss you!!!
bonnyatlast 3 years ago
We had two rescue bunnies that someone dumped in our neighborhood. We called them Flip and Flop. Flip was white and would jump up in the air and flip over. Flop was black and had a floppy ear. They were both male. They played tag in the back yard. Run around and tag the others rear end then take off. They took turns. Flop would play with wooden cars like a little kid. Grab them with his teeth and push them around the floor. We kept them in separate cages at night and when we were away. They would make weird eep noises at each other then.
Doc Thissen 3 years ago
I had a pet raccoon who loved to ride around the mouse on my shoulders. This was about thirty years ago, when I still smoked cigarettes. He would reach down into my shirt pocket, steal a cigarette and then run and hide under the couch. When I moved a couple of years later, I found he had taken something like 50 or 60 cigarettes, and had them stacked under the couch. Sadly, I had to take him back to the farm where I got him because I was terrified about the local regulations - raccoons are considered exotic animals in many towns and cities. Primarily because the standard canine rabies vaccine will kill raccoons. At least that's what my veterinarian told me.
Jo Chrisco 3 years ago
My besty gsd Cyrus was like an old man. He tolerated our other dogs. When he was tire
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
This whole thread made me so happy! Not just for the adorable quirks, but also for knowing how much each pet is loved, considering how these owners noticed/nurtured their pet's quirks. Sweetness all round, and I just got back from hugging my cat so I could make this point. Now hugging shall resume ^-^
Scarlett 3 years ago (edited)
My cat Fern used to love to eat goldfish (the snack) and potato chips. My cat Florio only licked ears. He’d sit on your chest and wash your ears for hours. My current cat Hannah will sit and scream until she’s put on top of the refrigerator. And Sammy...is Sammy. He never meows, only ‘maas’; he charges around the house like a runaway bowling ball; he legitimately pulls faces and sulks if he isn’t being paid attention to...
Ebony 3 years ago
My cat Misty loves tuna. When we're making tuna salad as soon as she smells the tuna, she comes running from any part of the house starts meowing non stop and her tail is shaking like an addict going through withdrawal until she gets the tuna. I love my baby girl
Jessica Gunn 3 years ago
I think that's most cats no? All my cats have done that
Load More Replies... WakeUp Before Its too Late 3 years ago
My husband bought 23 chicks last spring & hand raised them. While they were little, he kept them in a heated crate inside our house & held them each day. They are now full grown & live outside. Every morning I let them out of their pen to free roam our yard & property. Every single morning there is one hen that will come to back door & when I open it she will come inside. She walks through the kitchen, straight into living room & goes straight to my husband in his chair. She will sit with him for about half hour then starts clucking to tell him she wants back outside. Its so funny to see & I've got multiple pics & videos of her doing this. Chickens are very intelligent.
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
My mum had chicks that she hand raised and when they were older they also adopted another hen because it was a friend's but it was lonely. Later, they moved to a hobby farm and the two younger chickens were killed (by either a fox or and eagle). That just left the one chicken and she got lonely again, so she started coming inside to spend time with my mum during the day. Now they have more chickens again and Bertha was happy to return to staying outside during the day.
Load More Replies... pusheen buttercup 3 years ago
My golden doodle, Buttercup, loves to gently pick up frogs or slugs and bring them inside, where she releases them to hop around. She's now teaching the new puppy how to do it too!
pusheen buttercup 3 years ago
Golden doodle is also afraid of UPS boxes... When she sees them she freezes!
Load More Replies... LH25 3 years ago
Love this thread! We have a cat who has "adopted" two beanie babies. He'll carry them around, and at least once a day come down the stairs howling somehow with one in his mouth and then drop it at our feet. He tell him he's a good boy to bring us gifts. I have come home more than once though to see the monkey one sitting on a step watching for us...
Carol Emory 3 years ago
We had a house with a brown carpet in the living room. Our long haired Chihuahua, Cricket, would go to my Dad every morning and sit at the entrance to the kitchen while he made his breakfast. He would pull out 3 dog treats, hand her the first one, and she'd sit with it in her mouth until he looked away. Then she'd sneak into the living room and scratch at the carpet under the coffee table like she was digging a hole, carefully set the treat down, then push her nose on the ground like she was burying it. She'd trot back to the kitchen ready for the next one, repeat it...then eat the last one. She saved the others to eat while my Dad was gone at work. I miss her.
Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago
we have a feral stray we took in and we have to keep her separated from our other cat b/c our other cat is very aggressive with her(both female.) We lock the other cat up in the master bedroom and den several times a day and let the feral have the run of the house. She goes crazy meowing before Jeopardy comes on so she can come out and sit with us for it.
Jef Bateman 3 years ago
I know this is far from unique, but the obsession that some dogs develop for chocolate is amazing. I had a dog who was almost poisoned to death by eating some, and it somehow turned him into an addict. If somebody dropped a piece and picked it up, he would lick that spot for a long, long time. My neighbor had some chocolate syrup drip into a glass base of their table, and their dog chewed through the glass to get to it. I think that a dog's obsession with something that is very bad for it is probably a metaphor for something people do, but I'll leave you to guess what I'm thinking about.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Does that mean my dog’s obsession with the garage door opener is going to be bad for him?
Load More Replies... karla Meixnerová 3 years ago
Our bunny loves watching footbal on TV. When he thinks it is time to watch, he jumps on a cofee table, looks at you and when you don't pay attention, he tries to jump to the place, where we hide remote controll. And when you switch a TV on, he jumps happily and he is able to watch / sleep whole match.
Troux 3 years ago (edited)
I had a cat that loved nursing on earlobes. She would crawl up your chest, hang out on your neck/shoulder while you're reclining and treat it just like a momma with the dough-kneading paws and all. Another one would nurse on stuffed animals that were similar color to her. Another cat loved getting shots more than anything in the world. She had INCREDIBLY thick skin that was so hard to get the needle through, but the harder you press, the louder she would purr. By the time you got the needle in, she was fast asleep from her 'massage'. We also had a cockatiel that would clean your teeth. Lie down or recline and he'll hike up your chest and expect you to open wide, then stick his head in and start flossing. My current cat once went undercover to investigate a group of deer. Her perfect disguise: tucked her tail between her legs, walked out to the group and strolled around with legs extended, poking her head down into the grass while slowly moving closer.
Adrian 3 years ago
My very old grandma lived with our family. She was so frail we all held our breathes when she tottered around, half expecting her to fall over at any time. We also had a cat whose favourite game was to piss off grandma. The cat would hide behind the kitchen door and as grandma tottered past the cat would reach out one paw with one claw extended and just snag grandma's stocking. Grandma had so little strength, and no momentum she would just have to stand there anchored to the spot by the cat. We sort of though it was hilarious, but eventually we'd interfere and the cat would stroll off with a very self-satisfied smirk.
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
That made me laugh!! Poor Grandma. Cats can be such arseholes and yet, we absolutely love them for it!
Load More Replies... MRSS 3 years ago
My Baby Boy Kaylib, 95lb all muscle Rotti, Doberman, Shepherd mix who was the sweetest, loving, loyal dog that looked and barked extremely intimidatingly but was so far from intimidating, was so shy about taking a crap that he would either back his Butt up into the brush or bush and if we we on a walk he would get his body as close to a bush or brush, swing his back leg up and swing his butt into them to take a crap. Was difficult to fish it out if it was someone's property but I always did. And he would have his head over my shoulder investigating while I did.
Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
We have 2 cats and a dog. If we don't close the bathroom door all three would come in. One cat will sit on the sink and stare at you, the other will jump in your lap, the dog will stare at you until you poop and then try to investigate what just happened while you are still sitting there. When that happens the cat in your lap will bitch slap the dog away. As soon as you reach for the paper the lap cat leaves. We now have a bidet toilet seat in the master and the lap cat insists on trying to reach for the water stream with her paw. It's literally a morning poop comedy show every day.
Peppermallow 3 years ago
My cat loved to be vacuumed. If you were vaccuming he would lie in the way and meow loudly. If you didnt vacuum him, he would then gently swipe your leg and then lie in the way again. During being vacuumed, he would roll over when he was ready for his other side to be done
Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
All these You-Tubers whose dogs "sing" by howling or whining should know that my dog learned how to bark... ON KEY. He always barked when the doorbells chimed, and got "good boys," and he eventually learned that sometimes, the doorbells would resonate with his bark. So... he learned to bark at the same pitch as the doorbells so they would chime in resonance with his bark!!!
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
"Singing" by howling or whining is usually because it hurts their ears and they want to drown it out. Sounds like yours is actually harmonizing, that's pawsome 👏😻👍
Load More Replies... Alexis Draskinis 3 years ago
We always end up with weirdo pets but we love their quirks! Pretty sure my Aussie understands english. If we say "go get your toy" he'll get one. If we get more specific like "go get your rope/ball/kong" he'll bring that toy over to play. My cat refuses water from the bowl. Will only drink from the bathroom faucet. And will cry until you turn it on. He also likes to sit on my shoulders like a parrot. Our old cat (indoor/outdoor) figured out where in the house we usually were & used to knock on the window to come in.
Yettichild 3 years ago
My cat loves me to smack his backside. It's more over his hip really, but every time he gets snuggles (which is pretty much all the time) he insists on it. He used to like to be smacked pretty hard and would lean into it, if you stopped suddenly, he would fall over. He still insists on it, but being 14.5 years old, I don't do it very hard anymore. As a bonus, the last time I got a tattoo, the shop had a cat that loved to be spun on the stools artists sat on.
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
My standard poodle was the same way, never leaving until you TOLD her to go away (usually because your hand was sore)... kinky b!tch.
Load More Replies... Jessica Gunn 3 years ago
I could write a book on all the cute quirky things my border collie does. She's crazy smart, so she's a great manipulator. She does all the usual tricks, of course: play dead, shake hands, speak etc. etc. but she also sneezes on command/for treats. She definitely understands when we talk to her. When she wants something, and you aren't sure what, we just ask: "what do you want?" And she'll look at it, i.e. the door to go out, the food if she's hungry, the bed if she wants up (she's getting old, so she needs help up. (Yes, we let her on the bed, she's special, lol) and she'll tell you exactly which way she would rather be walking. She'll silently groan that sounds like a dramatic, vocal sigh if she wants something and you aren't paying attention. Oh, there's so much more.
Andrea Careless 3 years ago
And another, about our bundle of happy hyperness, Ellie the Whoodle. (Wheaton Terrier/poodle cross) She loves going after balls in our backyard but will purposely push the ball under the gate to the front yard so she can’t reach it. She’ll then look at us piteously through the window and bark softly — imploring us to come outside and help this poor little doggie. She’s very patient, but if this doesn’t work she’ll move to tactic #2, which is bouncing super high in front of our window. I swear Whoodles are part kangaroo!
Andrea Careless 3 years ago (edited)
Our neighbour Sharon, several houses away, had a generally bonkers Siamese cat who stole clothes. I was wondering where all our socks were going. I mean, orphaned socks are a normal part of the laundry gig, but this was crazy. I finally found out that kitty was nonchalantly coming into our back door and bringing the socks home as presents for Sharon. Kind of like mice or birds, but I guess this kitty was vegan.😄 The cat then moved up to stealing clothes and leaving them in random places, such as up on my next door neighbour’s ladder. I finally caught her in the act, and she was slowly stalking the sock! She also liked to sleep under (parked!) cars, but lived a long life because we all loved her and checked under our cars. Miss her.
Bettye McKee 3 years ago
We had a cat that could tell time. When my husband was working, she would wake him up every morning. On weekends and after we retired, she would wake him up at that same time. He would point to the clock and say, "One hour." In one hour, she would wake him up again. She eventually figured out that he didn't want t hat wake-up call and stopped doing it.
SeaMonster 3 years ago
ok i have a lot. my old cat loved asparagus and peas and said "mushroom." my current cat says "hello/hewwo" and LOVES my fuzzy blanket. she once screamed like a person and my parents thought it was ME
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Ooh, I have the perfect story. So we got a retired herding dog about 6 months ago (cattle herding, he’s had his fair share of injuries but then got hit by a car and can’t run as much anymore, so medical retirement). He is literally OBSESSED with the garage door opener. Like, I’m not kidding. He will bodyslam the screen door to get to the garage when you run it, then sprint in circles jumping and barking at the ceiling. And he can jump pretty high, this breed is supposed to be able to jump over cows, so at first we thought he was going for the safety switch pull string thingy, but apparently not. But even if you don’t run the door, he’ll just sit out in the garage staring at the ceiling for hours on end. We don’t even have to worry about him running away while it’s open, he will not move. It’s the funniest thing, but seems like not very good health-wise. I think our dog is addicted to the garage ceiling. It’s weird.
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Oh, and also both of our cats like to eat the chicken feed off the ground. I don’t know why, they’re predators, not chickens. But we’re just glad they’re not eating the chickens. Although our boy cat likes to sit near the chicken coop birdwatching (we say he thinks they’re his “harem”), which is a little odd. The dog is the weirdest though, in addition to the garage door thing he also really, really likes cooked veggies. Like will jump up to try to eat them out of the bowl when we take food scraps to the chickens. There’s a few types he doesn’t like (leafy greens and asparagus are a couple), but squash and cauliflower are like his favorite foods. Particularly cauliflower. We thought it was because they were cooked with meat, but he loves them even when they were on a separate pan. He doesn’t like toys at all though unless they have food in them, so that’s another weird thing. Although working dogs usually don’t. He hasn’t quite figured out this whole “retirement” thing.
Load More Replies... Susan Grogg 3 years ago
I love these! I had a Manx named Joe. He had my 3 kids on a very strict shower/bedtime routine. Every night at 7 on the dot he would pick one child and meow while leading them to the bathroom. As soon as that child was done he would go to the next. Once showers were done he'd get them each in bed and give them a snuggle and then hang out with me until my bedtime. He had to sleep crushed up against my face with his paw around the back of my neck. I can't tell you how many times I woke up with his lips on mine! He crossed the rainbow bridge in August of 2020 at 20 years old and I'm still having trouble sleeping without him. He was 8 when I had my first child and I was so worried he would be jealous, but he was beyond patient and loving (and bossy, lol). Our cat Oliver claimed 3 teddy bears as his own and we find them in random places. Whenever a child has been in trouble or someone has had a bad day, we find a bear in the middle of that person's bed. I can't imagine not having animals!
Hyde and Seek 2 years ago
Current cat HATES tuna with a passion but has been busted for stealing:5 bowls of mac&cheese,ribs,several slices of meatloaf,steak,chicken alfredo,socks, my unmentionables, my necklace ,my training clicker ,and at one point a fish food container.
Eleni Aggeliki 3 years ago
My boi is fussy about cleanliness. When I rub my face on his silky-soft fur (those dives on his belly especially) he patiently bears with me and then he washes the spot thoroughly. Every time! He looks mildly disgusted but he'll let me do it again. Until one of us gives up. Guess who does.
Xen Commissions 3 years ago
Fun extra one: One of my cats drinks water by dipping his paws into the water bowl and licking his paws. The other cat loves being hit on the side.
Anthony Picco 3 years ago
I had a cat that loved to fly. Once I nearly fell over when he got in my way and I was so mad I picked him up to throw him "somewhere..." I saw my loft bed in the next room, so I hurled him into the next room up to the bed. He ran back down the ladder, tail straight up., and wanted to be thrown again. Every day after that until he passed, I had to throw him 4 or 5 times a day... across the room and up onto the loft bed
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Meanwhile, my grandma picked up my cat from the outdoor table and tossed her off the second story deck… she was fine, fortunately.
Load More Replies... Eagle Girl 3 years ago (edited)
My cat was a foster who adopted me but when we got her she was sick , and we had another cat so, we quarantined her in the bathroom. When I went to visit with her, she'd sit on my lap on the bowl. Now every time I'm in bathroom she's either on my lap or, hops on the bowl to be brushed. Every. Time. Even at 2am.
Tami 3 years ago (edited)
We had a little black cat that loved to play the gauntlet game. I'd run down the hall and duck inside one of the rooms. She'd run to the start of the hall and crouch there for a moment waggling her bottom while trying to see where I'd pop out. Then she'd dash down the hall and try to get under the bed in the last bedroom without me tagging her. She seemed to love the surprise whenever I jumped out; then I'd chase her into the bedroom and try to reach her under the bed. After I thumped my hand near her a few times, she'd dash back into the living room and the game would start over. Miss that little puss!
Umi chan 3 years ago (edited)
When my puppy first died of eating a toad I will come back.Home and call poppy and spencer and only one dog comes running to me I remember still expecting to look out side while I’m eating my dinner and see the deck and than see the dogs eating dinner or sleeping but only one dog is there. My other dog that didn’t die is 8 years next year on saint Patrick’s day and it took him ages to go back to a bit of his usual self he wouldn’t eat or really move when I show him a picture of her he wines and I cry and we bring cuddle we miss her and when I was on the point on not believe it in Santa I put a letter in the mail box asking for her to come back. The next day it was gone and I went to tell my mum and she took me into her room and said she is sorry she took the letter she didn’t want me to get upset and a year later when I realised she isn’t coming back I knew Santa wasn’t real I was only 11 nearly 12. We go to the beach she loved on the first of December the day she died and she died 3 days before her birthday I miss her so much
Trillian 3 years ago
My cat always makes sure I get home safe. When I go out (by bike or public transportation) and am on my way home she will meet me and come inside with me. When I am safely in she wants to be let back outside. Now that my son is old enough to go out she does the same with him.
Kyndal T 3 years ago
One of ours, Poppy, is a total nightmare. So now the oldest Salem, has started correcting her behavior. Now he does this to the other 3 as well. If I yell at them more than once to quit it, Salem runs out of nowhere and whoops their ass. Now if only Rayna would stop sucking on fingers and Niko would stop chirping like a freaking bird next to my ear at 4am. Cats are strange sometimes.
Beks Czar 3 years ago
My Zoe (my avatar) is my honey. First, my younger cousins found her all alone in the woods. She was a really tiny kitten, I think a runt left by momma. I'm thankful every day they found her. She's my love. Anyway .. 1. She growls like a dog 2. She likes to play in water 3. She loves her belly rubbed. She'll jump up on the bed, rub one side along me while I scratch her other side & then she'll lift her leg so I put my arm between her legs & scratch her belly. She rubs her head into me & loves kisses at the same time 4. Literally within seconds of me thinking of her in my head, she comes to me 5. There is a specific chair that, no matter where it is, she'll stop underneath it & lift her back legs up & down before either sitting under it or continuing through it 6. She'll fetch with her little fuzzy balls 7. And lastly (this is the weirdest)... she'll chirp at the sound of eggs cracking. Like the chirping cats do when they see birds or something outside. Every single crack.
Voodoops_13 3 years ago
My cat, Tybalt, will sit in one of the dinning chairs and will stare you down until you grab a nearby spray bottle filled with water and give him a few squirts. He absolutely loves it and will make little trilling noises. He lacks off all the water and will jump back into the chair, staring until you do it again. He has plenty of fresh water available to him. He just prefers to get it this way at every meal.
Ciara Federico 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure my dog thinks he’s a cat. He chases shadows, reflections, etc. He also thinks he only weighs about 10 pounds when in reality he weighs almost 100. He’s also really weird when it comes to drinking water. He loves drinking from the hose, and from watering cans, but he won’t drink water from his bowls unless it’s fresh water and he watched you put it in. :)
Dee 3 years ago
There are water fountains for pets, our cats love theirs.
Load More Replies... Tomatoman 3 years ago
When my wife and I first started dating, she had a cat named Socrates. I was told by her and her daughter that he did not like men. So when we got serious and I would stay at her place, in the morning, sit down at the kitchen table for coffee/breakfast, he started to jump up in my lap, I would pet him. Well, it got to the point where it I didn't let him in my lap in the morning, he would cop an attitude. He would jump on the table top and try to climb down into my lap or climb over from the chair next to me, or sit there and scream his head off. My wife and her daughter were completely amazed by this. And I'm not a cat person. Rest in peace my little buddy, miss you!!!
bonnyatlast 3 years ago
We had two rescue bunnies that someone dumped in our neighborhood. We called them Flip and Flop. Flip was white and would jump up in the air and flip over. Flop was black and had a floppy ear. They were both male. They played tag in the back yard. Run around and tag the others rear end then take off. They took turns. Flop would play with wooden cars like a little kid. Grab them with his teeth and push them around the floor. We kept them in separate cages at night and when we were away. They would make weird eep noises at each other then.
Doc Thissen 3 years ago
I had a pet raccoon who loved to ride around the mouse on my shoulders. This was about thirty years ago, when I still smoked cigarettes. He would reach down into my shirt pocket, steal a cigarette and then run and hide under the couch. When I moved a couple of years later, I found he had taken something like 50 or 60 cigarettes, and had them stacked under the couch. Sadly, I had to take him back to the farm where I got him because I was terrified about the local regulations - raccoons are considered exotic animals in many towns and cities. Primarily because the standard canine rabies vaccine will kill raccoons. At least that's what my veterinarian told me.
Jo Chrisco 3 years ago
My besty gsd Cyrus was like an old man. He tolerated our other dogs. When he was tire
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