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Memories of being a kid often involve enjoying quality time with your parents. Often really taking advantage of something that they do. Not everyone’s parents were ice cream parlor owners and getting spoiled with unlimited ice cream was not necessarily an option, or working for NASA and making sure their kids get to marvel at rocket launches; somehow, even then, little things such as bringing used printer paper to draw on remained engraved in one's memory as the most fun thing ever.

Scott Cunningham, @causalinf on Twitter, calling himself an economist working on a cure for baldness that involves linear regression and wine, asked “What perks did you enjoy as a kid bc of your parents' jobs?“ The community delivered: the post received over 11.8K quote hits alone and nearly 7K likes. Take a look at the best ones and vote for your favorite ones!

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Bored Panda got in touch with the man behind the curious and wholesome question transporting everyone to their childhood. Scott, who is a professor in the economics department at Baylor University, is a compulsive consumer and producer of social media content, and has been basically his entire adult life. “I tweet at @causalinf and mostly interact with other economists and social scientists. I recently published a book called 'Causal Inference: the Mixtape' with Yale University Press and in my day job, write about the field of applied econometrics, particularly sex work, drug policy, and mental healthcare, as well as occasionally topics in crime and abortion policy. I have three kids and am married, one neurotic dog, and two little kittens.” He loves Ted Lasso, HBO, rap music, and laughing with friends and family.

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    Theater Kid
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one so far. I love ice cream way too much for my own good.

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    “That tweet shows how random the internet can be. I write stuff like that almost daily as a way to just engage with people on Twitter, never really giving any of it any thought. I am a very nostalgic person is all. I grew up in a small town in Mississippi called Brookhaven and just have nothing but extreme fondness for the childhood I had. And so as a result, I occasionally talk to people on Twitter about childhood. I love hearing other people’s stories, and love sharing stories of my own.”

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    “The other day it occurred to me that as a kid, there’s all these little things you got from your parents you never really even had thought about before,” shared Scott. “Everyone has a story like it, even if not exactly it, and I was curious what my friends and others might share.” He also added that “People engage in work first to survive, second to accumulate wealth, and maybe then to provide various 'perks' to their kids. But perks occur anyway because we live in such close proximity to our parents' lives. And sometimes we experience spillovers from their jobs, even though parents weren’t necessarily choosing it.”

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    Mimi M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super-wholesome. And time with a loving dad - the best perk of all.

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    Samantha Ashley Kricker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too my friend! Those were some good times. My dad flew for continental and retired in 2000

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    Scott didn’t expect the tweet to go viral as he has been on Twitter for many years and nothing he has written before has gone totally crazy with likes and quote tweets. “This one was weird because it was this huge ratio of quote tweets to everything else caused not by anger, but by a desire to share similar though distinct stories about the gifts their parents inadvertently gave them as simply a function of growing up around them and their jobs. I never thought that was such a generally interesting thing, but it clearly is, probably because we aren’t always sharing those details with others. I actually don’t think I’d ever talked to anyone about those computer games and Coke machines before, not even to my wife, maybe not even to my parents, but man, was it special to me then and really even special to me still.” But the worst thing about Scott's success with his viral post is that he has no clue how to reproduce that. “They say in statistics 'with enough trials, anything that can happen will happen.' Meaning even rare probabilities will materialize with enough time and repeated effort. Well, I’ve tweeted way over 100,000 times, I bet, and one of them can go viral, theoretically, so eventually one did. I expect another one will when I hit 500,000!”

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    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very familiar story! My dad was a prof. I used to draw on those computer cards all the tine. And half in-state tuition. Graduated with no student loans. So lucky.

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    TheReader19
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one, dream of travelling on the Orient Express; but with their prices it may only ever be a dream

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here is the left kidney... here is a saphire... Here is the liver... Here is argillite...

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    kennedy1209
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was a civil engineer as well - But we got the cool stuff - He built transit systems. Got to test ride all of the trains before they were open. Go down and see the TBM's (tunnel boring machines) at work. freaking awesome.

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    Theater Kid
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot think of anything that would be less of a benefit. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

    J
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its highly beneficial to the cow as its a medical device for a medical problem. . From the kids point of view, its just cool! You might want to apologize to her just to be nice.

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    POLARBEARLUVER
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got to touch a brain from my dads work ( with gloves on and had t wash my hands 10 times)

    Frances M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use this to run feed experiments on cows to see how they digest different feed types (grain vs grass vs seaweed etc) to try to find one that will give them the best meal while reducing methane. In other words, it’s an experiment to reduce green house gases.

    TheReader19
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how I feel about this, was this necessary surgery or just experiments?

    Kay blue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me think of my stoma - I wouldn't want anyone to stick their arm in it though!

    Tahani
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not normal, have seen it on tv too. If they lay on their side filth can get in, insects,... in the summer they have to be swarming with flies. I cannot understand how doing this is a good think or why this person saw that as a perk. I am revolted

    James Pointer
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a cork that goes in, the hole takes you to the Rumen, it's not left open when they aren't checking on the cow. The cows don't feel pain from it being put in because they are asleep for it and they live longer because they've had more care put into growth and diet. Which also allows them to produce less methane. The Rumen is the large stomach of the cow which has multiple sacs inside.

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    HooowlAtTheMoon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, I would definitely throw up. It just reminds me of the time we dissected a cows eyeball in 4th grade. I got so sick.

    SuperChicken
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you and i, both. you dissected a cow's eyeball? are you serious? i couldn't even dissect a frog.

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    H.L.Lewis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This technique was first used by Dr William Beaumont. He did it on a human. I can't remember all the details. Vet schools will have a cow with this procedure nowadays to harvest gastric juices. They are used to treat other animals who need the enzymes to digest their food. They literally save other animals lives. If a ruminant becomes ill or because of needed antibiotics, they may not be able yo digest their food. So they get the gastric juices from the donor cow.

    J
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have come so far removed from their food chain, they are disgusted by the day to day operations of it. In this case either cows with major problems or trying to come up with aa better way to raise them to provide for your wants and needs.

    Spring Fisk
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I got to do this too! Great learning experience and the cow was fine. Has a special flap that seals in the stomach when not in use.

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one blows my mind. It's common practice! Cow windows are done for research and are thought to allow the cow to live longer and.... this is going to end up in a warped nightmare for me.

    Susie Stock
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle worked for the Dept. of Agriculture and I got to see that too!

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    DramaDoc
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was also a CPA (now retired). It's more of a perk now, but I've never had to prepare my own taxes. I'm 44.

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    Nerdy Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS SEEING ANIMAL TESTING A BENEFIT?????????????????????????????????????????

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