the dude isn't that bright

Ah yes, the 'us' and 'them' mentality. Also the result of brainwashing. If someone cuts in line, say something. You don't immediately have to resort to violence like a little coward who can't communicate his feelings like a normal adult. (edited the bad word to coward)

Even though it's not a cop car, why would it matter if he was vaping in front of one. Is it coz he is possibly under-age or something?

That woman needs to run. Fast.

I'm wondering in this scenario, what's the motivation of criminal nr 1000 to go test the door, when there's already a stack of 999 corpses festering in the spring sunshine?

Well, Sara definitely didn't step up.

"Alpha wolf" actually meant attentive father. That's how you get to be the leader of a pack of wolves, at least. But when a human claims to be an alpha male, they usually mean asshole.

Samantha needs a new boyfriend.

I would've paid for their potatoes like a decent human being.

Then he woke up.

It's necessary because his masculinity is too fragile to survive without them.

His wife is an animal? Pretty sure that's not legal.

"Do yOU EveN LiFt BRo?!"

That's what happens when people are allowed to have more guns than IQ.

And then he took photos and told the whole internet about destroying someone else's property.

"Shooting a lithium battery is always a good idea." - C. Darwin

Pure animal reaction. Not having a clue that he taught his daughter to hide what she does from him.

I'm actually concerned about his daughter.

I feel bad for his daughter

And when she hits 18 she'll be gone and never speak to his scary, abusive ass again.

There's nothing creepier than a father this wrapped up in his daughter's relationship with boys. Calm down dude, she's not your property, she's your daughter.

Shooting a laptop on cement doesn't sound like a very good idea. If you have to be a moron, put it on the grass, Ricochet Joe.

A SCHOOL COMPUTER? You have to pay for it

Guess who's buying a new computer.

Everything else aside, I hope child services were called on this animal. No child should ever have to witness that kind of animalistic behavior.

Next step: Apple will make the new bulletproof laptop...

I hope the school made him pay for it.

Somewhere along the line we became a society that devalued good parenting, and we may never recover.

Now he's gotta pay the school for that computer

WTF is wrong with him??

Has a 40-calibre weapon, yet can't form a plural noun properly.

Like that episode were Homer gets a gun.

This has to be fake.

This is what happens when all over social media you see quotes like date my daughter you die. Or daddy will be here with a shot gun loaded. People are influenced by bullshit all over social media. The behavior of so many people in this country is equal to scrolling through Facebook seeing every petty, hateful, disrespectful, inhumane quote come to life through actual human beings. It's sad to watch.

I really wish people had to be licensed to have kids.

This stellar parent was arrested and charged for the damage to school property and endangering a minor among other transgressions.

I am counting the days till your daughter turns 18, as I'm sure she is too, at which point you will never see her again.

It did less damage to the mac then I thought it would do.

Wouldn't it be enough to just bring it back? *shrugs* Besides, she's texting a boy, not building a nuclear bomb. She won't be a toddler forever, go deal with it and act like a actual humanbeing.

idiotic

So why didn't you turn in your assignment on time? My dad shot my computer! Well that is a new one (at least).