the dude isn't that bright

Ah yes, the 'us' and 'them' mentality. Also the result of brainwashing. If someone cuts in line, say something. You don't immediately have to resort to violence like a little coward who can't communicate his feelings like a normal adult. (edited the bad word to coward)

Even though it's not a cop car, why would it matter if he was vaping in front of one. Is it coz he is possibly under-age or something?

That woman needs to run. Fast.

I'm wondering in this scenario, what's the motivation of criminal nr 1000 to go test the door, when there's already a stack of 999 corpses festering in the spring sunshine?

Well, Sara definitely didn't step up.

Doesn't "Alpha" mean a version that's full of bugs and not in a condition to be released to the public?

Samantha needs a new boyfriend.

I would've paid for their potatoes like a decent human being.

Then he woke up.

It's necessary because his masculinity is too fragile to survive without them.

His wife is an animal? Pretty sure that's not legal.

"Do yOU EveN LiFt BRo?!"

That's what happens when people are allowed to have more guns than IQ.

I wonder if he understands the word "epitome"

Tell me you're the definition of fagrile masculinity witout saying "I'm the definition of fragile masculinity"

Masculinity so fragile you make a tweet about wanting to beat up women and feeling proud

LOL. He doesn't even understand the question.

So basically he proved the point

And that's how you reinforce fragile masculinity.

If your masculinity resides in your muscles, you're doing it wrong.

He used the word unironically so ironically. Which is pretty impressive!

so ... you have no problem beating up women. You have no problem beating up people who want to speak out - while you feel you have the right to "speak out". What a fragile toxic male.

He really doesn't understand what those words mean.

It would be really funny if Amanda Nunes wrote him back.

I don't think he understands much.....

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Women would definitely take this idiot to the mat in any mental challenge.

Give birth you insecure man child with tiny genitalia.

Ronda Rousey has entered the chat.

I don’t think I understand this one?

Okay. Since you didn't say anything about all of them fighting you at the same time, I'd assume you'd lose.

Lol

I'll take, "How to get 10 years for assault and battery" for $400, Alex.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

This is obviously a joke c'mon!

Huh?

everyone clapped afterwards and she wanted to marry him, right?

The (approximate) equivalent to the 13th furthest recorded sniper kill according to wiki.

At least she has a hazard warning label.

idioticy can b contagious.....covid knows tht

Most certainly the wrong guy

That doesn't translate well to Scottish, calling someone a weapon up here isn't a compliment.

I bet you threw your aluminum can in the trash instead of the recycling bin and jaywalked next, and everyone on the street begged you not to hurt them!

"I'm an asshole and I can't stand it when people try to make things better for anyone."

Girlfriend is being held captive. Save that text and use it as reason to move out. . .

Sure, because no one would call the police if they actually believed these were bodies. No, they'd go about their business and be nice and polite to the psycho killer.

correction: "deffinately" drunk

That's a weird flex. A very weird one.