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We like to feel special; to see ourselves as individuals who stand out from the crowd. In a world where we are constantly comparing ourselves to others, having a sense of distinct personality and character provides self-assurance and confidence.

But if we try desperately to convince everyone that we are unique, more often than not we just embarrass ourselves. Whether we know it or not. And the subreddit 'I Am Very Random' has plenty of examples to prove it.

Dedicated to "people and humor trying too hard to act random or quirky," its 383K members have compiled quite a cringey catalog since the sub's inception in November 2015. Here are some of the best (or worst) entries.

#1

My Principal Hung This Up In School, And People Were Ironically Laughing At It

My Principal Hung This Up In School, And People Were Ironically Laughing At It

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JoJo Anisko
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An exemplary explanation of common core math.

Sad Quokka
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but I don't have 4 pencils. Will that make a difference?

Stary_cat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously its one pancake because the roof is tiny and its a huge pancake!

The Other Other White Meat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this is exactly how I see math problems to this day.

Tehe
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the sh*t their teaching is in school

CHOCCY MILK
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, I checked, and the answer is Hairbrush

Sachin Verma
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And also winter is colder than summers.....

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    #2

    I Have Bean Watching Him Again

    I Have Bean Watching Him Again

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowan wasn't random. Every stage he planned and wrote. It's comedy gold because it's Rowan

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One key difference, though - when Rowan does it, it's funny...

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Blackadder, it's one of my favorite shows

    Tehe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Farquhar? Pls tell me I’m not the only one who sees it

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's also about delivery and context.

    Megan Bebla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s where goat simulator came from

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    We managed to get in touch with who seems to be the last active moderator of 'I Am Very Random' and as much as we enjoy the subreddit, they said that the community is slowly perishing into internet obscurity. 

    "If I was to be real, the sub is basically [already] dead," they told Bored Panda. "It gets 2 or 3 posts per day and about 80% of these don't fit the [rules] and are removed."

    #3

    Goats Are Like Mushrooms

    Goats Are Like Mushrooms

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daisy's quote is interesting too.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she referring to gentlemen juice?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like a box of chocolates, I hate peas.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno… that sounds weirdly poetic in a good way

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife asked me why I go armed in the house. I said "Decepticons." She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was fun.

    T J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think between Carlos and Daisy that Daisy's parents are more embarrassed by their child's quote

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she was well likes in high school.....

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    #4

    R/Memes Is A Gold Mine

    R/Memes Is A Gold Mine

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    Zaphod_000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looked its the wrong potato

    TXT_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This potato accomplished more in life than me.

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    #5

    Twitter Brand 'Personalities' Are The Worst Thing In The World

    Twitter Brand 'Personalities' Are The Worst Thing In The World

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to one comedian, a bunch of bananas should be called a fuckton.

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with the voice of banana in gumball

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they had already counted to 1.000, though. 1.000=1

    Megan Bebla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BANANA🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

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    That's definitely sad news. Ranked by size, 'I Am Very Random' is among the top 1% of subreddits. However, the moderator said that this decline has been happening for some time now.

    "I don't know how active [the community was in its prime] but much more so than it is now. There were only 2 mods, both of whom abandoned it and therefore it got spammed with posts that didn't fit and people gave up on it," they explained the origins of the demise.

    #6

    Cheese The Environment

    Cheese The Environment

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes sense. It's a vision board.

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a George Carlin bit from 50 years ago. Google him on youtube.

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    #7

    Caps Lock Broke

    Caps Lock Broke

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is uh... on some kind of substance :/

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have some addiction issues, and his life might be spiraling out of control, but at least he has good taste in music.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THC gummies. Also, dad is a lightweight.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he was singing “I Want It All” while eating the chicken strip.

    SL SL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps /Let's hope (?) he is just a very heavy sleep walker/ talker

    Alora Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think your dad is drinking just water .......

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more magic mushrooms for Dad.

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    #8

    Found On Ig

    Found On Ig

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird tattoo but very clearly defined which is unexpected given the design,

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what is known as "professionally weird" and it's irritating and hurts your self esteem

    Megan Bebla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fish be like WTF y am I here

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks at the fish in bewilderment* What happened to my soup?

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo artist was like, “Uh, okay, man…”

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    #9

    Sums Up This Community

    Sums Up This Community

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm missing simmering with the whole potato thing now. Someone please explain?

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a suspicion that it’s just the most “random and quirky” word cringy people could come up with? (I have this suspicion because when I was 13 I was the cringy people and my word was “cheese” 🤦‍♀️ like I would honestly be like “I am a cheese LOL I SO RANDOM” because that was the funniest thing I could think of - I would occasionally throw the word “pickle” in just to be extra unique. Ironically I actually had way more friends in my cringe teenage years than I’ve ever had again lol)

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    soakingwetbread
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why we always targeting teenage girls????

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise I'm not a 12-15yr old girl.

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ironic because i actually am, i feel SO cringey after reading this post :*-)

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    King Itchy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call myself a potato all the time. Where is my reward?

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time i compared myself to "a potato that is internally mashed but with the skin still intact" idk if that's cringe but

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    However, even if 'I Am Very Random' fades away, people will still continue making these posts.

    According to licensed professional counselor Shala Nicely, feeling seen by others is a basic human need. "Its basis is evolutionary: if your tribe didn't see you, there was a risk you'd be left behind when the nomadic life of early humans dictated they move, and being alone equated to death," Nicely wrote in Psychology Today. "If other tribes didn't see and respect you and your tribe, they were likely to invade your territory, take your resources, and leave you and your family to die."

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    #10

    Potato Yes

    Potato Yes

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this thingy obsessed with POTATOOOOOOOOO

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way of the potato is not found in thinking. Just let go and let potato be potato.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I want to "bloom" in a bathroom.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to plant your àss on the toilet and bloom?

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    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potato funny word we get it how bout we move on

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are there so many potatoes

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guarantee with the girls bathroom one.

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." Also seen in girls bathrooms.

    Cow Bell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude there are so many penis drawings in the girls bathroom where I am, are other girls bathrooms not like this?

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ingredients is potato... and brown...

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    #11

    Number Neighbors!

    Number Neighbors!

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my turtles don’t eat my eyes in the night. My cats and dog would probably join in. Potato.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least their number neighbor talks :(

    That One Quiet Kid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site gotta stop making me laugh I have work to do lollll

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    #12

    (Insert Caption Here)

    (Insert Caption Here)

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this is the best picture I have ever seen. Wow, the layers!!

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potatoes even got to the cats! There's no hope anymore

    That One Quiet Kid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a national potato day? How come I was never informed of this?

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see that commercial for cat litter where human-like cats are dancing? They should have just hired these cats and cut out the human middleman. It's for Arm & Hammer "slide" clumping cat litter, in case you have no idea what I'm talking about.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a strange commercial. Not one potato in it.

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those cats are just...perrrrfect

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m shocked at how good those cats are at dancing! I know people who aren’t nearly as good as these cats. Maybe it’s because they don’t hafta put any thought into what they’re wearing, and so can concentrate on their moves?

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    #13

    This News Article

    This News Article

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potato!!!!!! (see what I did there??? I'm being random!!!)

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my potatoes have eyes. I keep buying more, they keep growing eyes, now I have about 20lbs of potentially deadly potatoes in my cupboard.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell me this is an Onion (or similar) article! (It is, isn’t it?) I hate thinking that a “legit” news organization finds this newsworthy.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job with the randomness here, everyone!!!! Chicken potato lollipops. 🎶rAnDomNeSs🎵

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did her fiancée go through with the marriage?

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be rather impressed if she randomly showed up to where I live with a duck. ...then I hope she wouldn't be surprised that I randomly killed it and plucked before her gaze so I could make some duck-fat poutine.

    k sand
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT LEVEL OF RANDOMNESS IS THIS?!!!!!!

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    But while it's perfectly human to want to be noticed, taken seriously, and loved, there might be a problem when attention-seeking actions are motivated by a feeling of low self-esteem, jealousy, loneliness, or because of a psychiatric condition. In these instances, the behavior can come across as extreme or hysterical.

    #14

    Obama

    Obama

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    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God. When I was 4ish/5ish, we had a cherry tree and they were all sooooo good and I wanted to eat all the cherries but spitting out the pits was taking away too much time from eating cherries so I just swallowed them. I am proof that you won't die, but my underwear sure did a few hours later

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cherry pit or several actually need to be crushed to release the hydrogen cyanide. Swallowing them in whole isn't toxic

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can only respond with the word: potato

    Alora Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ,..............................What does it mean though?

    That One Quiet Kid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to spit out my water because of these posts

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    PoTaTo 🥔

    #15

    This Whole Show

    This Whole Show

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This show was fun for the first episode, that's it

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is a lot to take in

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me why he actually look like my uncle

    Elam Pack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This show embodies the idea of randomness🥔

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually annoyed that this name seems a ripoff from the original Uncle Grandpa from Diesel Sweeties :-/ ____ Comic strip background: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_Sweeties

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the trippiest s**t I've ever seen😆😆😆

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    #16

    One Reason Why I Hate Sorting By New

    One Reason Why I Hate Sorting By New

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Je parle français comme une vache espagnole. Moooooooo la la. :D

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow is trying to correct your Spanish, actually.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a joke my (very strange but sweet) coworker told me the other day, tell me if anyone gets it: a salesman is showing a guy a house and tells the guy “there’s a pink elephant in the basement but whatever you do, don’t touch it.” The guy says “ok” then goes down to the basement. He sees the pink elephant, touches it, and runs back upstairs. The salesman says “did you touch the pink elephant?” He says “no.” Suddenly the pink elephant runs up the stairs, touches the man and says “you’re it!” (That’s it, that’s the whole joke. When I asked her to explain punchline, she said “they were playing tag” 🤷‍♀️) am I missing something or is my coworker’s joke about as funny as this post? I did try to laugh but unfortunately my fake laugh sounds very obviously fake so I think I offended her 🙃

    Fantastic Mr Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny to me. Wouldn’t have understood it. I’m thinking we need to visualize the situation then maybe the situation could be a little bit funny because it’s absurd. Maybe your coworker is a very visual and a bit naive or innocent person in a sweet way. Humor can be such a personal thing. You should probably just have smiled😊 after getting it explained, maybe added “sorry, I guess I’m a bit slow😊”. We need a plan B for such a situation!

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if the cow did speak Spanish it wouldn't know what you're saying - your Spanish is pretty bad.

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    #17

    Haha He’s A Lemon

    Haha He’s A Lemon

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these demand to see life's manager!"

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *potato transforms to lemon*

    Olivia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about random stuff in bed too

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kinda sh1t that makes me laugh on 3 hrs of sleep tho ngl

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    Moreover, attention-seeking behavior that happens frequently, is often manipulative and passive-aggressive, and can push people away, strain relationships, or ruin them altogether.

    At times, severe attention-seeking behavior—especially when caused by a mental health issue or a personality disorder—can make it difficult for someone to stay employed or be a functioning member of society.

    #18

    So Funny And Ramdom

    So Funny And Ramdom

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the hackers filled the site with porn AGAIN 😂 hey Jim let's hack Isis again. Sure Steve but what should we do this time? What do you think about porn Jim? Ah trusty Porn; you got it Steve

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, just for fun, fill it with ham recipes.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to dig a huge hole ... and pretend I'm a POTATO

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OG comment found in random facebook posts. This and that other comment about kangaroos invading norway or something..

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a tomato--hanging desperately from a vine and outstanding in my reddish hue, hatin' squirrels...

    ChocolateCake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im gonna pretend im a potato 🥔

    Olivia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you don't act like a potato??

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    #19

    Took Me About 40 Seconds To Make

    Took Me About 40 Seconds To Make

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it “12yo potato, enslaved comedy” or “12yo enslaved, potato comedy”?

    Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am for "enslaved 12yo = comedy" and then I would eat the potatoes

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I thought this whole potato phase is just my son being silly... Now I'm wondering if it's everywhere!

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they didn't give this topic the right name.

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    #20

    This One Hurt

    This One Hurt

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    saltypancakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the mean boring internet person.

    Alex S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I was an unfunny 12 year old once too, but at least I didn't have the internet to record it all for posterity.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This page is at least as bad as an y random “user-submitted” Panda posts, and I’m leaving now before I sprain my brain from all the non sequiturs and nonsense. 😞

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potatoes are taking over this thread! Help!

    ANTIVICTORIA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much time and effort did it take for this person to change the font color for every word to respond to a fictional "mean" comment they made themselves?

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    #21

    I'm Disappointed In The Percentages

    I'm Disappointed In The Percentages

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    rs_adahl1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sensing a theme here. Potato 🥔🥔🥔

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla and twitter and fire the boss.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider: Vanilla Extract.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't the literal translation of potato in French "apple of earth"? so, kind of apple?

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    However, as psychotherapist Barton Goldsmith, Ph.D., said, attention-seeking behavior does not mean that someone is bad, broken, or evil; more often than not it means that there may be a little hole in their soul and they need to spend some time patching it.

    #22

    Sia’s Spotify About Page Isn’t Doing Her Any Favors

    Sia’s Spotify About Page Isn’t Doing Her Any Favors

    Robo_Aids Report

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well its Sia.... I mean the woman hás amazing músic, but she's no stranger to controversy....

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a crazy talented human being...or potato.

    Nicola Koh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean that's *one* way to describe australia...

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind runs too fast and this evoked so many images and notions that I'm gonna have to go have a nice long poop.

    Scar Scar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just checked and it doesn't say that anymore

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    #23

    Didnt Even Spell Ukulele Right Smh

    Didnt Even Spell Ukulele Right Smh

    JohnWicksMutt Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain tried to combine possum and potato and it came out as potassium, I am too tired to properly think

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    Mark Cleary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one STRANGE looking cat....🤪

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your uncle, Obama needs the doorbell to find calculus carrots catatonically cute

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    #24

    This Guys Is Probably Barely 13

    This Guys Is Probably Barely 13

    Golucky71123 Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my non-existent brain cells are dying out

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their ghosts are evapoating and dispersing themselves among the atmosphere

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't want to know what these people smoked...

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a neighbor that talks like this. We're supposed to keep an eye out if we see him wandering around the neighborhood.

    Tehe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep there goes my last braincell

    Isabella Rivas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really thought they’d were being funny…This is just wrong tbh

    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have the cure pls. But other than that it makes so much sense but why did he eat a talking doughnut.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped reading when they said the sun was yellow. It's not, it's white!

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    #25

    Discord Is... Interesting

    Discord Is... Interesting

    KingPanzerVIII Report

    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means that the mushrooms from dinner were not bought at the grocery store.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be ok, but if it started singing “In the Navy” I would freak out.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young man, you are not a potate But young man, you got bit by a plate So young man, your DMs can relate And it's TIME! FOR! CUPS! TO! SING!

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knives and forks randomly attack.

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    #26

    Observing Potato

    Observing Potato

    Gr3r0 Report

    diana king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the deal with everything saying potato? This is all pretty stupid

    Alex S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same people also complain that they're lonely and have no friends.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've taken over, I can't.... potato 🥔🥔🥔

    #27

    Pizza

    Pizza

    AngryPenguin2000 Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some pizzerias by me make a loaded mashed potato pizza; crust, mashed potato, butter, cheese and scallions.

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    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much pizza (jk, taken)

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    #29

    God I Hate When That Happens

    God I Hate When That Happens

    levi-is-best-boy Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only have one local tramp. Potato 😢

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cotton balls start falling out of the sky.

    Doug O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Frying your squirrel" sounds like a sexual euphemism.

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    #30

    The P Word

    The P Word

    iodized-salt-28 Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi potato. Me iz hedgehog but no fear because hedgehogs, hopefully, doesn’t eat raw potatoes.

    A Fox Eating Waffles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi hedgehog. Me iz Fox, but no fear because, hopefully, foxes don't eat hedgehogs. Especially alien ones

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    Brenard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, hi. I'd like a potato meal with a potato shake, some potato on the side with just a potato of potato potato. ... sir, this is a home depot.

    Thushari Seneviratne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so am i but I'll try to reply with my other account named nethdapotato.and why am I still levitating.cows can fly.goat is a chicken covered in strawberry. Hedgehog alien is cool.sao is zara and headless cocaraoch. Ffxjsbf .bchmfjydvj

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    #31

    I’m Cringing Into A Black Hole

    I’m Cringing Into A Black Hole

    Uncle_Pastuzo Report

    Lacy the Partypooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can swallow 3 goldfish at once, but if I do more than 3 I start choking. Also for some reason petsmart banned me from all of their stores.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like goldfish... they're delicious *feathered dinosaur noises*

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean one can like goldfish and think they have the best boyfriend everrr... does that make one super random? Asking for a friend.

    Nathaniel Heider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love golf fish but I haven't had any in 3 months 5 days 21 hours and 2 minutes

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that’s just love deprived people

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish are strange, i prefere HAMSTER cats

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    #32

    Damn, They Got Marzia Too

    Damn, They Got Marzia Too

    MrVamps469 Report

    Aik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POTATO 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to get frustrated in the lack of creativity.

    #33

    That Chicken Kinda Thicc Tho

    That Chicken Kinda Thicc Tho

    joequan06 Report

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite as interesting as the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instantly cooked. we all are.

    The Chocolate Gecko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the aerodynamics of a Bulbasaur would apply better here, as the bulb on the back of it would greatly compliment how much of a fool you are. In addition to this, and, if I do say so myself, your randomness in a vast majority of internet posts you create is still not helping you fill the empty void in what remains of your soul. And, on an unrelated note, did you ever happen to find your father? I mean, I knew the man personally and I can tell you with 100% certainty that his leaving was justified. Good day.

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    #34

    What The F**k (This Person Is A 16 Year Old)

    What The F**k (This Person Is A 16 Year Old)

    Rivalbeatshismeat Report

    saltypancakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. The humor of a 3-year old.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem. I am 36, thank you muchly. And I will be calling work later to specifically ask for a manager by name to tell her that I am in fecal labor.

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    #35

    What If I Told You

    What If I Told You

    a3wxyz Report

    Elam Pack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, his face low key looks like a potato

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    #36

    I Was Looking Through All My Facebook Posts, And Found This From When I Was 11

    I Was Looking Through All My Facebook Posts, And Found This From When I Was 11

    Gorillapoopass Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. XD Social media didn't exist at all when I was 11. AOL was in its infancy.

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    Marco Marques
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is almost 13, i don´t allow him to have FB, and also he actually doesn´t want to have FB!

    ADHD raptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ay stop giving all the 11 year olds a bad rep!... actually nvm 98% of us are a******s that dont give a f**k about others feelings and end up making hundreds of preteens comit self die each year lol

    #37

    Potato Amirite Ahah

    Potato Amirite Ahah

    reddit.com Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are soooooo many potato in these posts and I dunno if it’s in the title but it’s nice :D

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potatoes got to our hedgehog alien, all is lost!

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    #38

    The Truth

    The Truth

    Matew_draws Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta say, I think he’s going there right way

    #39

    How Frickin Random

    How Frickin Random

    AltinBs Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think your random ... if you tell someone you're random.

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    #40

    Quirky

    Quirky

    136387 Report

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    #42

    Garfield Approved

    Garfield Approved

    GTAtutu2001 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but all the sauce will get washed off the pasta. That's no fun.

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always keep it in the shower caddy away from the stream of water though

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will just like you killed someone and washing off the blood

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t turn on the water.

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am eating my lasagna at the table like an idiot

    #43

    Omg Guys This Thing That Cant Taste Cant Taste

    Omg Guys This Thing That Cant Taste Cant Taste

    aaronjh03 Report

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    #44

    Who Finds These Funny?

    Who Finds These Funny?

    joshblair19 Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Srsly tho I really want Peter/Spiderman to meet Shuri

    #45

    Hunger Games Of The Rings

    Hunger Games Of The Rings

    JackHoffmanTheWise Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to all the nerdy potatoes out there

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is exactly what my brain sounds like past 12:30 pm tho

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    #46

    The Entire Channel Belongs On This Sub

    The Entire Channel Belongs On This Sub

    reddit.com Report

    Three cats in a trenchcoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just a day in the life of the annoying orange

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that the annoying orange annoys me

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes thankful for potatoes, obviously!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And somehow the Annoying Orange had its own show on Cartoon Network

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow annoying orange was always funny for me.

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was thankful for...... POTATOES

    #47

    It's Always On Instagram

    It's Always On Instagram

    ViperTheKillerCobra Report

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    #48

    Why Does This Have So Many Likes

    Why Does This Have So Many Likes

    darkocvet Report

    Skylar (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably feel bad for this persons serious concussion

    #49

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

    Hendr1cks0n Report

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “haha I’m so bipolar” no. Just no.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. People really shouldn't use others' genuine struggles as a joke.

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    Ann T
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is is the worst one! Trying way too hard to be interesting.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the “by dishonor” part from her anthem and that’s what I want this style of “””comedy””” to suffer

    PeridotPlatypus377
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to ask but what is a misdread? I tried looking it up but the definition is along the lines of fearing evil but she said she is a misdread. The way she worded it confuses me a little although it’s probably me for reading it wrong. Is she afraid of evil? Does she think she’s evil? Is it something else entirely? Does anyone know what she’s trying to say?

    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is pronounced like how a person putting on a bad impression of a cockney accent would say page. Follows no rules of English.

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    #50

    Meow

    Meow

    raccoons_are_units Report

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents always had a Siamese cat and they always named it Cher, regardless of sex. I can't tell you how many "Chers" they had over the years.

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    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a person with adhd, let me be the first to say: shut the f**k up

    #51

    I Honestly Thought It Was 26 Degrees

    I Honestly Thought It Was 26 Degrees

    LuanGaff Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? But I was so sure it was the square root of potato

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "miles in a year" part made it unfunny. if it was " how many miles is (thing to do with length) it mkght have been better idk

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    #52

    There’s A Few Reasons

    There’s A Few Reasons

    reddit.com Report

    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone else notice that you can still see the name that got blacked out

    #53

    Some Candy My Parents Bought

    Some Candy My Parents Bought

    Bossapocalypse Report

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you can expect that from a packet of sweets called Randoms. (Potato)

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    #54

    My Math Teacher Thinks He’s Funny

    My Math Teacher Thinks He’s Funny

    0NEofFOUR03 Report

    #55

    Disgusting

    Disgusting

    reddit.com Report

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red Violets are blue I hate my brother Because he took a s**t in my shoe.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah its nice to meet a fellow daven't, my name is also not dave

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    #57

    A Review For Call Of Duty Black Ops 3

    A Review For Call Of Duty Black Ops 3

    The-Legit-Elon-Musk Report

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This annoys me, so many reviews like this on Xbox, like hundreds. I'm actually trying to find decent reviews before I spend £50+ on a game. (Potato)

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    #58

    Potato

    Potato

    Wendlyn Report

    #59

    Got Milk?

    Got Milk?

    TheReddestRat Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, s**t. That blows my daily nutrition macros to hell.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M IN HEALTH CLASS LEARNING ABOUT NUTRITION WHAT A COINCIDENCE

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    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i must be a literal chid because i laughed at this unironically

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know where the other half of the dīck went

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    #60

    Some Edgy Randomness

    Some Edgy Randomness

    The-Italianslayer Report

    #61

    A "Friend" Shared This On Facebook

    A "Friend" Shared This On Facebook

    Nyxel_ Report

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    #62

    Better Close Those Tabs

    Better Close Those Tabs

    notspencerryan Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I need to answers to these questions (I do know what a pomegranate is, though)

    CHOCCY MILK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powdered milk is flammable, there is a comic online about what sharks would say, and horses have the ability to eat paninis.

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    #63

    My Twitter Bio From When I Was 11 Still Haunts Me

    My Twitter Bio From When I Was 11 Still Haunts Me

    excisioned Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way if I re-read old diaries, notebooks, poems, or stories I wrote when I was 11. I think that's universal, cringing at stuff our 11-year-old selves wrote XD It's just the media it's written on that changes.

    Never Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's funny is Deadmau5 isn't even dubstep (although Raise Your Weapon was co-written by Skrillex), Deadmau5 is prog-house.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to obsess over skinny anime boys when i was nine 💀 im gay now... things change.

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    #64

    Yes It's Real

    Yes It's Real

    zuckerberd Report

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think about it, the only reason why we see green and brown is because that is the light the tree doesn't absorb so the light is reflected, however blue light is absorbed so most trees are blue....................................I can't believe i just backed him up.

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    green is technically the only color trees aren't

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    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rose are red , most trees are blue. Where are the waffles, blue skidoo

    #65

    Don't Even Try To Argue

    Don't Even Try To Argue

    look4alec Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prove that you have any more right to exist than a carrot!

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    #66

    M’kay

    M’kay

    Pneumonic-Plague Report

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to share an office with a guy who talked like this expecting laughter. Eventually I used the sound of a tolling church bell and wind blowing tumbleweed in response. We no longer share an office.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meaning of life is si efil fo gninaem ehT

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    #67

    Did He Really Have To Ping Everyone

    Did He Really Have To Ping Everyone

    eywave Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American or European pancakes?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why this is funny ... but as I keep reading these inane comments ... I'm losing my humor and optimism at the future ....

    #68

    Sadly, This Was Posted By Someone I

    Sadly, This Was Posted By Someone I

    moonshine-the-fox Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “sadly, this was posted by someone i “ am i going crazy or does the title show up this way for anyone else?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it that way too. Makes me wonder if the people posting the cringe on r/iamveryrandom are also trying to be cringily rAnDoM too, but thinking they're being sneaky about it.

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    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it shows up like that for me to must be a typo lol or they are admitting that they posted it

    #69

    The Kinda S**t You See Whenever You Open This Chat With A Couple Of My Friends

    The Kinda S**t You See Whenever You Open This Chat With A Couple Of My Friends

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    #70

    My Friend Posted This T H I N G

    My Friend Posted This T H I N G

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    #71

    Lol Whats Wrong With Me???

    Lol Whats Wrong With Me???

    sendhelpiminbasement Report

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sense of humor :D

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont call yourself random. just don't. if you're random just be.

    #72

    Omg Potatoes Are So Random!!

    Omg Potatoes Are So Random!!

    thicc-bibba Report

    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so so deep i shall meditate on this forever!🙏lol🤣

    #73

    Infinity Randomness

    Infinity Randomness

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So being random / unique is something to strive for ... so much so ... that random is not random at all if you try to make it so .... TAKE THAT POTATO!

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    #75

    What Does This Even Mean?

    What Does This Even Mean?

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    #76

    Haha Funny Fish

    Haha Funny Fish

    WalrusPuddng Report

    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant stop laughing and im in the middle of class and all the kids in my grade are just staring at me right now opps

    #77

    From My Experience Of Previously Being One Of The "Random Girls"

    From My Experience Of Previously Being One Of The "Random Girls"

    Protecc_Moose Report

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was 11yo me but i wasnt trying to be quirky and different I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT WAS POPULAR HUMOR so i was trying to be funny + already thought that was funny. still cringe tho

    beethebi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this literally some of the girls at my school

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    #78

    Pepsi Or Toyota?

    Pepsi Or Toyota?

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    #79

    The Pinnacle Of Comedy

    The Pinnacle Of Comedy

    thetabbygal Report

    #80

    You’ll Never Be Dank Again

     You’ll Never Be Dank Again

    IDEADxMANI Report

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    #82

    My Friend’s Terrible Instagram Bio

    My Friend’s Terrible Instagram Bio

    Maxwelld22614 Report

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    #83

    Haha Get It?

    Haha Get It?

    TheHamster04 Report

    #84

    Found On One Of Emkay's Videos

    Found On One Of Emkay's Videos

    uwumurder Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were high, i think I would understand this

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir are you having a stroke

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently 50 people are addicted to elbow sniffing

    #85

    Potato=random

    Potato=random

    edgywineglass Report

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    #86

    Microwave

    Microwave

    stickyonestyll Report

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    #87

    Haha What A Quirky™ Ad On Your Instagram Page

    Haha What A Quirky™ Ad On Your Instagram Page

    ToobularBoobularJoy_ Report

    #88

    Tomato Sauce Lmao Hilarious

    Tomato Sauce Lmao Hilarious

    venomroxx Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it might be funny and we're missing the context? idk..

    #89

    All I Wanted To Do Is Go To The Skate Park

    All I Wanted To Do Is Go To The Skate Park

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    #90

    Found This "Meme" On Ifunny And I Understand Why People Dislike It So Much Now

    Found This "Meme" On Ifunny And I Understand Why People Dislike It So Much Now

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    #91

    My Eighth Grade Yearbook Quote Makes Me Cringe Eighteen Years Later

    My Eighth Grade Yearbook Quote Makes Me Cringe Eighteen Years Later

    iamLP Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all of us cringe (or will cringe in the future) at our eighth grade selves XD

    #92

    What In God’s Name Is This

    What In God’s Name Is This

    jellybomb06 Report

    #93

    Ah Pdp Submissions

    Ah Pdp Submissions

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    #94

    Thank You, Emil, Very Cool!

    Thank You, Emil, Very Cool!

    aSaggySquirrel Report

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    #95

    This Person Said Potato And Gets 91 Likes

    This Person Said Potato And Gets 91 Likes

    ohs**t-a-rat Report

    beethebi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate people who edit and say thanks for the upvotes. edit: thanks for the upvotes!

    #96

    Good Old

    Good Old

    31JocPederson Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh ,,, a banana for scale ... scale for humor ... nope, this still sucks.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m mad me!” - the surest sign that you’re anything but. Nearly as bad as a woman I knew who gave herself a nickname. 🙄

    #97

    When You Use A Dead Meme And Try To Be Random

    When You Use A Dead Meme And Try To Be Random

    reddit.com Report

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    #98

    The Legs

    The Legs

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    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bulbasaur is weirdly aerodynamic for being weak to flying

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    #99

    Why Isn’t Snapchat Dead

    Why Isn’t Snapchat Dead

    FlikNever Report

    #101

    Potato

    Potato

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    #102

    Great Take On Jacksfilms's $10000 vs. $1 Dog Video

    Great Take On Jacksfilms's $10000 vs. $1 Dog Video

    ForgetfulFilms Report

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    #103

    Hahah

    Hahah

    itsdoodleweb Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to comment something so lol POTATOES! LOL!

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated and this is literally the worst place to post sum like this but BEFORE I FORGET some random kid just said " my name's batman" idk just want to share so i dont forget

    #104

    Why

    Why

    ReadinBeforeMemin Report

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    #106

    Seems Like Google Forms Has Some Undiscovered Gems

    Seems Like Google Forms Has Some Undiscovered Gems

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    #107

    Lol! Potatoes = Funny!!! I’m So Quirky XD

    Lol! Potatoes = Funny!!! I’m So Quirky XD

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    #108

    Orange Juice

    Orange Juice

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    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmmmm......i think he either drunk or on drugs

    #109

    The Council Will Decide

    The Council Will Decide

    cyeern Report

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    #110

    Sick!!!

    Sick!!!

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    #111

    Hahahaha Purple Xdddddd

    Hahahaha Purple Xdddddd

    AW-BEST Report

    #112

    This Hurts To Read

    This Hurts To Read

    Jaakko56 Report

    #113

    The Answer Is In Fact Not Ok

    The Answer Is In Fact Not Ok

    Jamez1423 Report

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    #114

    Sent To One Of The Discord Servers I'm In

    Sent To One Of The Discord Servers I'm In

    Azlan_Ansari Report

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    #116

    *interesting Tittle*

    *interesting Tittle*

    an_loser Report

    #117

    Yeehaw

    Yeehaw

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    #118

    Who Is This Person Omg

    Who Is This Person Omg

    jamescharles Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see someone downvoting James Charles, I upvote.

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More annoying that he wrote acapella as 2 words. Infuriates me.

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    #119

    Found On Facebook, Obviously

    Found On Facebook, Obviously

    CantGamefoS**t Report

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick ‘em on you 👁️👄👁️

    #120

    So Funny

    So Funny

    reddit.com Report

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh we made it, it's over now. *Cries in potato*

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 90% of this list about potatoes?

    #121

    Ah Dankmemes Never Ceases To Amaze

    Ah Dankmemes Never Ceases To Amaze

    zapiltar Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, need some censoring here

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see racism, I downvote it. Even when BP promotes it.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically I hate censorship and make an effort with loopholes; I even edit my censored posts like using an accented letter so shït comes up when they censor it. We all are really fůcking annoyed with BP 's ridiculous censoring and overuse of censoring but this is where censorship should actually occur and they completely miss it. Good job guys, good job

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