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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 10 months ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 2 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 2 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 2 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#30
Rare Twitter W
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 2 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#37
And Then He Blocked Me
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 2 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 2 years ago
Nor sex-restricted. My wife (44) plays Minecraft with me and our 8 yo boy.
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Allison B 2 years ago
Because I find them fun and a good way to relax after work? And I'm a 34 year old woman!
Sasha 2 years ago
No fun after 22!!! Up high though, grown a*s woman, love video games as a narrative artform and also pew pew aliens is fun.
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Stephanie Wittenberg 2 years ago
Same reason other grown men - and women - play sports, cards, word games, solve puzzles and sudokus, etc. The more you use your brain, the sharper and more flexible it remains. Especially as you grow older.
ChimeraBubbles 2 years ago
I'm a woman and I've been playing video games for over 20 years. In fact, it's probably closer to 30 years. I love that so many people play them now because more demand means we get better narratives and improved graphics.
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ToGo 2 years ago
It's absolutely fine to not want to be with someone who plays video games, I don't. However, it's not fine to mock someone who does play them - especially not using age as the reason. Some adults build model ships, some even use colouring in books. Whatever gives them peace and relaxation is up to the individual.
Memere 2 years ago (edited)
I have lots of adult friends who collect Lego sets & build them. Just read about a 73 year old guy who has been collecting Hot Wheels cars since the 90s, so he started his collection when he was in his late 40's when he started!
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Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Video games have developed with very complex and engaging story lines that are sometimes better than movies. Plus it's just relaxing in its own way.
somnomania 2 years ago
because it's a good way to speed through the 15 or so hours until my body will allow me to sleep again
Safy 2 years ago
And usually the person asking about why you're playing video games is the same person who sits and watches reality TV for 30 hrs a week as "entertainment" - thats all it is. Another form of entertainment.
Maurettis 2 years ago
Much like a good book. Video games are entertaining. Much more than some tv shows
Sadia Adnan 2 years ago
I agree with you however video games and books are totally different things and I can't imagine books being on the same level as video games. No offense (everyone has their own opinions) but books are much much better
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
Apparently she doesn’t realize that nearly as many adult women love to play video games too.
Nubis Knight 2 years ago
I feel discriminated cause nobody ask why "grown women" still play videogames. We exist! 😪
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
It's a mistake. I'm guessing after they drew over the name, must have accidentally made a line through it.
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Make up is pretty much demanded by society, you're judged heavily if you don't wear it. Then judged if you wear it too light, too strong or what someone else thinks isn't your colours your style etc. Playing video games for hours on end is very modern and in many households still unfairly done as the other person is left to do all the work. Putting on or wearing makeup doesn't stop you from doing work or chores. It's not exactly a equal action 🙄🙁
Ingrid Mackay 10 months ago
gender or age, stfu, I am 60 yr old lady and I don't wear make up, but play console and pc games, hubby and I played with our kids and still play
Tiffany Murtland 2 years ago
Video games aren't age OR gender restricted. Sincerely a 33 year old video game playing woman.
Agent Duck 2 years ago
My escape from reality is reading/ checking up on my fictional boyfriends.
Mickie Shea 2 years ago
Games are a great substitute for a makeup gladdened woman, which I'd prefer.
Emperor Kitten 2 years ago
Why do you still watch tv and movies, or read books, or listen to music? It's just entertainment.
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
I find it strange that someone would ask this and then still watch tv without question. Video games are actually healthier than tv. What makes all video games a children's activity to her?
Mika N 2 years ago
If you enjoy watching movies, where you sit and do literally nothing but absorb a story (and maybe eat) then other adults can enjoy video games, where you perhaps play the main character of a story, exercise mental reflexes and hand-eye coordination, and/or use some strategy and puzzle-solving skills!
Karen Clark 2 years ago
Mmmm. mmm........let's not get these two in the same room together.......😄
Penny Kemper 2 years ago
Yeah but make isn't something women spend hours doing whole ignoring their kids.
Agron54 2 years ago
I love me some video games, always have. I found myself playing them more when my partner was being less-agreeable or more unpleasant to be around. I know a lot of people almost get offended when whoever they are dating play them. The way I see it is you can always choose to be more pleasant to be around than a video game :)
Norah Reilly 2 years ago
Yeah, but women don't tell you you'll look better playing a few games, do they?
Anna Lessens 2 years ago
Life isn't a race, Tristy, we all run at our won pace. Just because Chris doesn't want to be a CEO now doesn't mean he doesn't have ambition
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#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 2 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 2 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 2 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 2 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies... APL 2 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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