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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

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    #4

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

    Atheists, Christians And Cats

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    Anna Meyers
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

    Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

    The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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    Cosmikid
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

    Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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    somnomania
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

    Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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    beesechurger elite
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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    #11

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

    Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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    Definitely Atheists That Do This

    Definitely Atheists That Do This

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    Jessica Bower
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

    Bob Dobbes
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    devil is actually a christian deity. Remind them that Satanism is a Christian religion and it freaks their s**t out

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    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is interesting to me that people who choose not to indulge in magical thinking are so looked down upon by people who believe in magic, revolving around a deity who taught it was wrong to look down on people. I was in a museum to see an exhibit of Hindu art. I was standing beside a gorgeous statue of Ganesha. A couple Southern Baptist women walked up and one said "I can't BELIEVE there are people who believe in a floppy eared elephant god!" I said "and amazingly, that was said by someone who believes in flying creatures and holy ghosts!" My friend restrained me, because I had a lot more to say... about things like respect .

    Glass Ghost
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    2 years ago

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    And this is where the extreme atheism is. "PeoPLe wHo BeLiEvE iN MaGiC" I understand if someone is being disrespectful but my beliefs don't hurt you and I don't give a damn what you believe in. You do you. Also this sounds like a "and everyone started clapping" kind of story. You gotta chill.

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    DaveR38
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this comeback. So much capital tied up in church assets.

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I get mad when people accuse atheists of "pushing their ideas on everyone" b/c it's simply not true. At least it's not true for me or any other atheist I know. Most of us are very secretive b/c it can hurt us in real life. It could cost us a job, or even place is in physical danger. I talk about it online but very rarely in person. However, religious people don't realize how many times a day religion pops up. It is everywhere. I deal with it on a daily basis and I'm generally not bothered. I'm a "live and let live" type person but when people started accusing atheists of being out there, like we're trying to convert the world, that's just BS and I will get mad.

    Al Christensen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... like we're trying to convert the world..." Well, see, we're "converting the world" by living regular lives instead of being criminals or living in the gutter like we're supposed to. We're being bad examples. Some believers see we're not suffering the wrath of God and start thinking maybe they had been fed tall tales.

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    Joy Hunter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Ron Reagan says: "Lifelong atheist. Not afraid of burning in Hell."

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say, "I wouldn't want to go to heaven anyway. Just look at the people who claim to going to be there."

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    Robyn Bowns
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. We love the missionary work to save the souls of the poor believers. Evangelical Athiesm- is so embedded in everyday culture its practically invisible 👍😜

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    Red
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot about carrying and quoting the atheism book they don't really understand because it is all written in metaphors but feel superior about it because the atheism guide person explained it to them in the most profitable way.

    GoddessOdd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neighborhood, we are absolutely plagued with white shirt and tie wearing guys on bicycles who blanket the neighborhood, beating on doors, and leaving pamphlets everywhere.

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    just a random panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im atheist and I actually try to avoid the subject usually because I don't want to offend anyone. this reply is just like srsly spot-on xD

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheists are just normal people. They receive a lot of unreasonable, undeserved hate.

    J-A Laine
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    Hate is a watershed though. If someone who claims to be a christian but hates someone who doesn't believe what they believe in then they're not real christians. The Bible’s advice to “respect everyone” - regardless of their religious beliefs is what every christian should follow. "Honor men of all sorts, have love for the whole association of brothers, be in fear of God, honor the king." (1 Peter 2:17, TEV) A christian shouldn't impose their moral and religious convictions on the general community. Instead, we extend to others the same tolerance that we appreciate receiving from them. And if someone wants to know more about God and Jesus then christians should "sanctify the Christ as Lord in your hearts, always ready to make a defense before everyone who demands of you a reason for the hope you have, but doing so with a mild temper and deep respect." (1 Peter 3:15) Hate towards fellow man - regardless of religious or no religious background - do not belong in a christian's heart...

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    mikejaz2
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget about those atheist bumper stickers you see: "HONK if you don't believe in Jesus."

    Michael Müller
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments here make me think about some of my favorite lyrics about religion. "You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."..."from God's perspective" by Bo Burnham.

    Random Anon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I don't worship the devil. We're pals. Equals. Though sometimes I wish the jerk wouldn't cheat at whatever game we're playing.

    Just a girl with a brain
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been accused of trying to start a fight bc I dared to mention that I didn’t believe in God in a conversation about religion

    J
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To accept ones own utter insignificance, within a life that still holds the possibility of impacing ones immediate surroundings -- to be human to the fullest, and feel the depths of loneliness and pain. To feel the responsibility of being a part of a society, to make decisions that takes effort, and come from within, not from a book. That is what we are here on earth to experience. To feel, sense, and then loose again. And that's also all that there is. No meaning. Picking up someone else's old fantasy of eternal life is embarrassingly uncreative ( i could come up with 5 better plots in an evening). To want eternal life in itself is just greed, a lacking ability to grasp the moment, and an mortifying fear of ones own insignificance.

    Mokayokok
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old white Republican Conservatives are a goddamn nightmare!

    whodunnitfan2013
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard before "Atheists are just afraid of/mad at god!" Uh, we don't believe in god...

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No theory of mind. Don't understand that other people have internal worlds of their own.

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    Duane Lewis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look at history, most conflicts and wars aren’t caused by atheists, it’s those religious people. I believe in god but people like you seem to be the problem. Accept everyone you might learn something.

    Paul Davis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about all those pro-atheist laws we keep passing to shut down businesses on certain days so people can go to atheist gatherings?

    Bruno Mac Bhroin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wear a Baphomet necklace & have an inverted pentacle tattoo, but most Bible wavers think being a Satanist means believing in the devil rather than knowing what an atheist even is so it’s a moot point for this kind of numbskull. I see it as a more aesthetically tasteful version of wearing a “no soapbox sermons or Jehovah’s witnesses please cos I’m too old to humour your b******t” sign around my neck.

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian speaking here, I really hate it when people try to force religion on others. If anyone on here as been the victim of an angry mob of converters (Is that right term?) I'm sorry. People can be disrespectful all to often.

    Melinda Flick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, I can honestly say I would really like to be left the f**k alone by anybody wishing to convince me their brand of religion is superior. I don't care if you think it's superior, just keep it to yourself, and quit pestering me about it!

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a proud atheist and only bring it up in context. Like when a bunch of old, conservative men impose their beliefs on my body.

    DannX68
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is, by that stupid statement they outed themself as religious, so, again, not the atheists yelling about it.

    Craig Reynolds
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I checked, it isn't atheists that start wars and kill innocents for not believing in something...

    Jeffery
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly hate against atheism is as real as hate against religion is - religious people shoudlnt shove it in other peoples faces, and atheists shouldnt either (not like they do but im just saying)

    Johanna Swanson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have debated going door to door with Darwin’s the Origin of Species.

    Shyla Clay
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever religion we do or do not claim is meaningless if we do not live by what we say we believe.

    Mya Lugar
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're tired of having to listen to the "Others" .That's the only time I tell anyone my own values may approach theirs. but my beliefs on religion are not theirs.

    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of begs the question:- Who was the first atheist?

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost to prehistory - people predate the invention of gods. Theism, or specifically animism, developed in response to external factors in the natural world - thunderstorms, fire, drought, a good hunting day in a memorable place

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    Jo Kidd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confuse the heck outta people,tell them your agnostic or Darwinian

    R Tate Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am “ faith based”, not atheist, but really dislike the other “c word” ! This post is sooo funny!

    Hannah Bridges
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Wiccan witch, I have some friends that are Christian and nice and accepting, but like I was also told today by someone that crystal energy is fake and I was delusional. Luckily he stopped replying when I offered to send him links to scientific papers on natural energy studies that have been done. But like, I am EXHAUSTED.

    Hannah Bridges
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (side note you can be wiccan without witchcraft and you can do witchcraft without being wiccan. Some of the most accepting Christians I've ever met were witches and honestly their approach is so beautiful. Like they are trying to connect with the earth and the world around them and worshipping it in honor of God. It's actually super nice. I've met many lovely secular witches as well, who don't worship any Deities)

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    Nubis Knight
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to say this but at least in Germany indeed atheists more than once and in a very impolite way tried to convert me. I'm for free choice of Religion and keeping your religious believes to yourself and not converting anyone to anything. It's even possible to discuss Religion with people from other religions if not for Atheist starting belittling you for being religious. May be different in your homecountry especially the US or islamistic countries where religious fanatics are going after you.

    J
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be challenged - because your beliefs are carrying with them so much discrimination and social control.

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    Katherine Boag
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a handful of militant atheists that take it too far, not nearly as many of them as there are christians that take it too far tho

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that when militant atheists "take it too far" they shout at people, whereas when militant Christians "take it too far" they throw acid at doctors outside abortion clinics.

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    inj amen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you accuately defined atheists: (necklaces and earrings) There is no greater atheistic 'jewelry' than with tattoos. The majority of all tattoo work is done in satanic symbolism. (gigantic monuments) Some of the largest monuments all over the world were built dedicated to demons. (yell- how much they love atheism) Exactly what is really at the core of pro-abortionist and gay-rallies. (tell people around the world they should be atheist) What the internet was originally, (ultimately) intended for. (sculptures, pictures of the first atheist) As every person from kindergarden to college are brainwashed to Darwinism. (screaming how they love atheism) Garbage websites, like this, dominated, controlled and manipulated by screaming atheists. So you're 0 for 6. Face it, atheists are not just pathological liars, but more human beings have been killed in the name of atheism, over the course of history of mankind, than every other source of death by 100s of millions.

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin wasn't an atheist, you silly sod. Everything you say here is just paranoid ramblings with no basis in fact.

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    Mathieu Brouwers
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British and the Dutch were once great trading nations and sailed their ships around the world. Wherever they went, all new discovered nations had their own gods. This brings us to the conclusion that God didn´t create man, but mankind created their gods. Religion is good for people (becourse every civilisation created them), even Darwin would agree.

    inj amen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you accurately defined atheists: (necklaces and earrings) There is no greater atheistic 'jewelry' than with tattoos. The majority of all tattoo work is done in satanic symbolism. (gigantic monuments) Some of the largest monuments all over the world were built dedicated to demons. (yell- how much they love atheism) Exactly what is really at the core of pro-abortionist and gay-rallies. (tell people around the world they should be atheist) What the internet was originally, (ultimately) intended for. (sculptures, pictures of the first atheist) As every person from kindergarden to college are brainwashed to Darwinism. (screaming how they love atheism) Garbage websites, like this, dominated, controlled and manipulated by screaming atheists. So you're 0 for 6. Face it, atheists are not just pathological liars, but more human beings have been killed in the name of psychotic atheism, over the course of history of mankind, than every other source of death by 100s of millions.

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin wasn't an atheist, you silly sod. Everything you say here is just paranoid ramblings with no basis in fact.

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    Vision Jinx
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! It seems in the comments there are people that seem too confident in their knowledge of religion to the point of arguing. Show us your degree in theology or religious studies if you are going to be that extreme about it.

    Glass Ghost
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    2 years ago

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    I'm gonna be real with you though. Atheism can have extremists too. Some of them really don't know how to shut the hell up and let people have their beliefs.

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difference is, atheists don't have a church that systematically defends child molesters.

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    J-A Laine
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    No, atheists don't do that because their god has got nothing substantial to offer. And by "their god" I mean whatever they worship instead, may it be a president, a politican or a charmismatic militant atheist. Because you know what? Everybody are born with a spiritual need but it manifests itself in worshipping and praising something created instead of the Creator. But each to their own. I don't hate. =)

    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. We don't worship anything. If you think everyone needs to worship, that just means you have no theory of mind. You're projecting your own personality onto everyone else because you don't understand that other people think differently to you.

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    Totally. Atheists, in this regard, are identical to vegans.

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    No . . . Atheists only do that with abortion . .

    Ruby
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    I don't understand atheism. How can humans have a conscience if there was never anybody to separate the good from the evil, separate the night from the day? How can we know right from wrong unless there are rights and wrongs that are predetermined by God?

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    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

    I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

    Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

    They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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    Terra Renee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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    You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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    I Like Tomatoes

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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    No You Didn't

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    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

    I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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    over it already
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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    Who Needs Kids Anyway

    Who Needs Kids Anyway

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    beesechurger elite
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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    They Got Nowhere To Be

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

    This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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    Clever And True

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    Randolph Croft
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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    That's Gotta Hurt

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    But I Need A Vaccine

    But I Need A Vaccine

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    Random Anon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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    Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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    over it already
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

    The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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    Owned, Every Single Time

    Owned, Every Single Time

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    somnomania
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

    It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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    #55

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

    Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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    NsG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

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    #56

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

    At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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    Chris M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

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    #57

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

    I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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    #59

    Because They Get Fired

    Because They Get Fired

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

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    #61

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

    You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

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    #63

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

    The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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    #67

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

    The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

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    #68

    Car Thief's Nowadays

    Car Thief's Nowadays

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    J. F.
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

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    #69

    Hate Cancel Culture

    Hate Cancel Culture

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    #72

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

    Why Didn't He Try Again????

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if he tried harder, he'd be called a stalker.

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    #74

    Complete F**king Legend

    Complete F**king Legend

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    Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

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    #77

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

    I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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    #78

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

    He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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    #80

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

    Love That Disney Channel!!!

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    #81

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

    Oh How The Turn Tables….

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    June’s Very Own
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

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    #83

    Ironic, Isn't It?

    Ironic, Isn't It?

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    Leodavinci
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

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    #84

    He “Died” At 33…

    He “Died” At 33…

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    #86

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

    Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

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    #87

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

    Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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    #88

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

    Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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    #90

    Compound Interest

    Compound Interest

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

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    #93

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

    Is This A Comeback? Idk

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    Rachknits
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

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    #94

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

    Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

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    #96

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

    Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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    Chris M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

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    #98

    This Must Be Nice

    This Must Be Nice

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    Leodavinci
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

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    #99

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

    Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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    Ally Joy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

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    #101

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

    Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

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    #102

    Equality In A Nutshell

    Equality In A Nutshell

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    phil blanque
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

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    #103

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

    Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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    #104

    Right Here Waiting For You

    Right Here Waiting For You

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    #106

    Double Standards

    Double Standards

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    Tom Hanlin
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

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    #107

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

    This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

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    #108

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

    Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

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    Eagle Girl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

    #109

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

    Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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    #110

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

    A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

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    #111

    Copy And Paste Attack

    Copy And Paste Attack

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    #114

    Cant Think Of A Title

    Cant Think Of A Title

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    #116

    Destruction 100

    Destruction 100

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    WhyAmIHere
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

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    #118

    Full Support

    Full Support

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    #120

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

    Elon Musk Has A Son??

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    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

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    #121

    Breakup Texts

    Breakup Texts

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    Anna Lessens
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

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    #122

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

    Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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    #123

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

    This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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