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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 11 months ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 2 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 2 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 2 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 2 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
That’s sad. Even if you come out people may say “you haven’t met the right person”. It’s still so effed up that there is a lot of risk when coming out
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JASH80 2 years ago
of course they do, but a man replying to a man's comment (assuming it was a man) will obviously be referring to the benefit of a straight man
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Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
If you're gay and not out of the closet, you are still valid and loved
Jerry The Joker 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I have a hard time with people that pay taxes in our country not getting equal rights.
Nightshade1972 2 years ago
I was in my forties before I came out. Not long thereafter, my spouse admitted that she'd always wanted to be a woman. She transitioned two years ago. We just celebrated 17 years of marriage in March.
Paul Richards 2 years ago
they don't breed, and they generally are fabulous and raise property values
RoseTheMad 2 years ago
but then the lesbians are taking the women, cos we help our gay friends out and leave some men for them. x3
JASH80 2 years ago
and I'm sure that some straight men find that outrageous because all those women are not really gay, they just *haven't had a real man yet*
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Willem Oosterhof 2 years ago
As if being gay is exclusively a male thing... Bit shortslighted.
Sue Clifford 2 years ago
Plus, I have never met a gay person who wasn’t one of the nicest people I have ever met. They are kinder, nicer, more understanding and more. What amazes me the most is they are all this and more even after all the hate that is thrown at them.
Becky Greeley 2 years ago
know and love a whole lot of gay people. Some of THE best people in this world.
Mike Weber 2 years ago
Umm, the dude they took with them was never competing with you for girls.
Spleens the cat fan 2 years ago
season 1 of She-Ra reboot: we can't be as gay as steven universe season 5 of She-Ra reboot: we can be gayer
Phill Healey 2 years ago (edited)
That's the only decent move I've seen Lukaku do! Yeah still people will pay millions for him
Jonny Chevalier 2 years ago
medicaly speaking there were in the 1950ies 8 documented sexes in humans.. some ignorant doctors would convert at birth males with tiny penis to girls and they would be raised as girls.. that did not make them girls.. get over it we are all created as we should be. accept it. If your christian. stop saying your GOD made a mistake... lol Gays are great and fun.. and I'm straight. and still love them..[that is why they are called GAY look up the meaning of the word]. p.s the globe is over populated .
WhyAmIHere 2 years ago
My aunt and her gf got together, they've been together for quite some time and if they weren't looked down upon they would be married. But I mean gay people are awesome. I'm a big cup of half and half so I'm kinda awesome I guess.
Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
And yet another person who ignores the fact that gay women also exists. And its weird since the questions was specifically asking about gay PEOPLE, not just gay men. Have others forgotten that the word people mean both men and women?
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 2 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 2 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 2 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 2 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 2 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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