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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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#1
Samee, But Different
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#3
Do You Have One?
#4
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Anna Meyers 10 months ago
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
#5
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#6
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#7
I'm Gonna Use This One
#8
The Third World Refugee
#9
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
somnomania 2 years ago
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
#10
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
#11
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#12
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Jessica Bower 2 years ago
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
#13
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
ʇı ɓnɟ 2 years ago
yea its not exactly a comeback, but a thing for everyone to relate to (if you know what i mean)
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Hannah Edwards 2 years ago
The difference can be being vaccinated and having a couple of miserable days in bed or being unvaccinated on a ventilator.
KimB 2 years ago
Exactly Hannah that's what we're seeing here (Ohio) in the hospital system the doctors I work for have privileges at. The risk management department does its own analysis and statistics and informed all the department chairmen of their findings and there were only 5 cases of patients needing ventilators that were fully vaccinated the rest of the ICU patients on ventilators were unvaccinated or only received partial vaccines (meaning they got one shot but not the second). 100% of the medical staff (doctors) are vaccinated and all recommended the same to their patients that's enough to convince me.
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Laura Gillette 2 years ago
Both seatbelted and unseatbelted people can get into a car accident.
Kantami Blossom 2 years ago
I have underlying health conditions that meant if I caught Covid I would die(pickwickian syndrome, asthma, and damaged lungs), I got both doses of the vaccine and a booster shot because I didn't want to take any chances and guess what I did catch Covid and it wasn't any worse than a mild Cold with just a few extra side effects.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Sorry you got so many downvotes SoulSurfer, there was no reason to sneer at your worries and experiences. And your English is fine
Lululoohoo 2 years ago
people who got the jab can't allow themselves to see the truth & insane amount of side effects from the vaccines. It would be like they're admitting they were bamboozled. I myself took the jab in order to keep my job - and now my work place doesn't even talk about the vax or boosters for new hires. AND - I now deal with prolonged periods, plus random bouts of nerve pain that runs down my neck into my arm for weeks at a time. Never had that before the jab.
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Trey Shipp 2 years ago
For the people that don't get it, he is basically saying one is worse in this case the one without the vaccine is him and the one with the vaccine is serena
Ice Pack and Essential Oils 10 months ago
Vaccinated and currently have Covid. Not great, but I've seen people need lung transplants on the news station.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Stephen Colbert got Covid. Twice. Good news is that he's alive and back to work because he was vaccinated. That's Serena Williams level of winning.
Busy Panda 2 years ago
Both car driver with seatbelt and without seatbelt can have an accident.
HelloWorld 2 years ago
Your name is “Covid vaccine?” Oh it’s nice to meet you, Covid vaccine.
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#14
The Entitlement
#15
What A Good Reply
#16
The Only Reasonable Response
#17
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
#18
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
#19
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
#20
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
Terra Renee 2 years ago
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
#21
British Got No Chill
#22
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
#23
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
#24
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
#25
Educated Comeback
#26
I Could See That Happening
#27
No, No. He's Got A Point
#28
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
#29
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
#30
Rare Twitter W
#31
I Like Tomatoes
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
#32
No You Didn't
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
#33
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
#34
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
over it already 2 years ago
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
#35
Who Needs Kids Anyway
beesechurger elite 2 years ago (edited)
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
#36
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
#37
And Then He Blocked Me
#38
They Got Nowhere To Be
Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
#39
Ink Is Expensive
#40
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
#41
Clever And True
Randolph Croft 2 years ago
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
#42
That's Gotta Hurt
beesechurger elite 2 years ago
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
#43
But I Need A Vaccine
Random Anon 2 years ago
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
#44
Premature Celebration?
#45
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
over it already 2 years ago
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
#47
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
#48
Poor Darren ?
#49
Owned, Every Single Time
somnomania 2 years ago
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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APL 2 years ago
It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
APL 2 years ago
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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