This is such a good, good idea.

there is need for a socialist desolation of smaug (hobbit reference)

Precisely!

Oh s**t, I've never heard of her. I'm off to do some research :)

There's just no good reason to be a billionaire. Having said that, billionaires don't actually have a billion in cash. They were worth that much because they have businesses of that value.

Yeah, must be that gratitude journal. 🤔

Right!

The only surefire way to get rich is to start rich.

Every time I see Zuckerberg's photo, the first thing I think is "Damn. Someone needs to slip him some light colored contacts." Those dark eyeballs are like black holes to his soul.

I laughed way to hard for this question

I'm poor because I don't have a Garage. My entire apartment have the size of ( insert the smallest size place in your house)

'we should test this hypothesis' i died laughing

And pay no taxes!

.....this felt like a slap to the face

I love that Donald trump isn’t on these lists, he got more money from his dad than most of these people and still couldn’t make the list!

A tiny little boost from Quicken. Hahahahahahaha.

There is a lot of words there to say that his rich family paid for it

I'm a legacy admission - I was granted admission to the every day rat race, just like my parents and their parents and their parents' parents.

Oh, and also not spend any money on accommodation or food or anything else between now and having enough house money.

My dad passed away; so all of our money is tied up in the afterlife market. An with my dad being a good man I'd like to think he's in heaven. An when I die...well I'm not so sure. So it looks like we will be diversifying our stock portfolio. No use in having all the deviled eggs in one basket. 😁🤪 yeah, yeah I'm leaving. 🤨 Well I know now; that it's not funny...🤣

Reason 1. Tax evasion.

Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin - "I have decided I am going to be rich". Dad: "You better start studying and work hard." Calvin " No, you should. I decided I am going to inherit it."

Crissel Hisson says the truth

His name sounds like a spell from HP

Mazer- the economy is so fuckd up that a lot of people can't afford food and rent at the same time.

I think I'll be grateful...for my journal.🥴😆

This is the slowest way to become a millionaire. No billionaire would ever spend enough on anyone but themselves to drop below $1,000,000,000.

Ack, it's depressing to even read those words any more

Enabled entitlement.