I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

Even all 29 digits

The world record just has been broken by youuu 😱

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

And then he woke up.

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

The friend is a goat

Are they saying "(real)" as a disclaimer to nobody believing they actually have a friend?

Is your friend a hippo?

I am relieved to hear that it's not just me that happens to.

Does anyone think they Fap to these fantasies?

Took his ears right off! Nasty buggers to sow on. Especially the 2nd time.

Your friend (real) is doing it wrong. It goes over the OUTSIDE of the nose and mouth.

"incredibly easy to do." Ten bucks to anyone that can make swallowing a mask whole look easy to do.

Now who did you think was going to believe that bullcrap?

maybe he needs his ears fixed ?

Wow... your friend must be even more stupid than you, which is already pretty surprising.

I almost want this to be real just so I can be amused by the existence of someone that inept

Clearly this post was sarcasm aimed at anti-maskers.

OMG! this is too funy!

Is he a goat?

even if the mask was candy, it would be hard to eat in one swallow

So the friend of yours is real and the rest is fake, got it. Sounds about right 😆

the hospital my sister in law works at is on Divert for the ER because the ICU is already full of dying covid patients who believe bullshit like the stories above...

It may mask the sound of his farts though.

Yeah. I have often inhaled cloth items that would have completely blocked my airway - MULTIPLE times.

who's stupid enough to swallow a mask?

If it's incredibly easy to swallow the mask, I'm surprised this friend isn't swallowing his tongue all the time.

Oh my goodness, poor fella

My cat ate a dryer sheet once and then threw it up. You have to be pretty insane to do something like that accidentally.

It's crazy how I have nearly swallowed my mask, I think it's been zero times now, because I am not an idiot

I think your (real) friend needs help or he will go extinct soon.

This has got to be sarcasm. Please let it be so.

Ohhh it was a candy mask, duh.

😂😂 I want video proof of this

If he can swallow a mask I think you’ve got some other f*****g problems to deal with

So was it soaked in onion gravy with mushrooms?

That is nothing, I saw a mask swallow a whole guy. He was just walking down the street and suddenly "whoomp!", nothing else left but mask on ground.

Is your friend a Hoover? I might have some guy friends who may want to meet your friend. 😂

Friend is a donkey?

i would put the big mouth logo here but i'm already on enough watchlists

*editors note..."REAL" friend...not imaginary

Swallowed….his entire….mask…..

I love how they had to include "(real)". Also this happened two time. If your friend 3 years old and unsupervised, because any older they need to be seeking medical attention for way more than just Covid.

Two questions, one, how small of a face do they have that their mask is tiny enough to inhale. Two, do they have ears, cause I feel like those would easily prevent this.

Did anyone swallow this bullshit?

nobody: their friend (real): if I had a nickel for every time I swallowed my entire mask, I would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice