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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

#1

From Cursed Comments

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

    Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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    Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

    We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

    #3

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

    Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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    Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

    The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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    #6

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

    How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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    Samantha Lomb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "Attempted homicide". Inject essential oils into anything but a ball of cotton, and bad things happen. Never seen it, but read a couple journal articles on what it does to lab rodents. Yeah, no, don't. Just don't. Toxicity from overuse on skin is bad enough!

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and then some pigs flew over, and pooped solid gold coins all over me!"

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral: inject randoms with the syringe you always carry in case you need to inject a stranger! Wtaf

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody. And I mean nobody would allow a stranger in a park to inject them and their child with a syringe full of unknown liquid! She also makes no mention of using two different needles, one for each person. So unless the woman and her kid were junkies desperate for a fix, there's a zero percent chance they'd let a stranger in a park inject both of them with same syringe full of an unknown liquid.

    BorPand8
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Injecting people with essential oils would probably straight-up kill them, too.

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    No_idea
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually post this crap and expect people to believe them?! WTF!

    Lady Vader
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it is to be believed that she always carries a needle, maybe this is a case for the police, you know, public safety and all that.

    Marnie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should actually report her to the police. She admitted to a crime. Police confront her, of course she has to admit it was not true or face going to jail. That should solve this idiot's problem.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These MLM fantasies are getting out of hand. Those people are delusional.

    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you literally a doctor?" - No, but I practically am. Also did this person just say they keep ONE neelde in their purse for occasions such as this? ONE NEEDLE FOR HOW MANY PEOPLE?? I'm calling the police

    Casey McAlister
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A total stranger would totally just calmly stand here while you are injecting them and then follow your command and eat an almond.

    Miriah Williams
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always make friends by randomly injecting strangers with crap.

    kjorn
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i keep syringe to inject random people just for fun. if some random stranger pull out a syringe and inject one of my kids that someone would need a mortician

    ElenaK
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell people of stories I read in BP, stories like this, they think I am lying. Really s**t like this cannot be made up hahahahahahahahah

    StormWolf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true though! I, too, enjoy injecting random strangers who willingly allow me to pierce their skin with an unknown substance. Good times!

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a unicorn wandered by and s**t out a rainbow, which she stored in her purse, next to the syringes, for a rainy day.

    Eb
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not a joke they need psychiatric help before they try to do it for real.

    Rebecca Trinkner
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, essential oils are not to be injected. Most should not even be put directly on the skin. Also, this is obviously untrue. That is assult first of all. Plus......not eve worth going on and on and on about.

    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is actually a parody of the snake oil anti-vax people are peddling concerning COVID-19 prevention/cures.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I cannot believe how many commenters are not understanding this. {facepalm} Talk about cringe...

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    John Baker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I read here is an obviously satirical anecdote that no one with a triple-digit IQ would take seriously.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. A total stranger just stood there calmly while you injected her with something.

    Erin E
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used the same needle for her and her son????? Omg this lady.

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing but then I got to thinking that'd probably be the least of their problems if this were true. I'd be more concerned about who else she used that needle on!

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    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in earth has the time to come up with this, #1? And #2, who on earth would ever come close to remotely believing this actually happened?? People are beyond belief.

    YoyoSthlm
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was crack cocaine and she just got super high and forgot about the f-g almonds?

    Jerry Lane
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and then Chris Hemsworth married me! And you were there…and you were there… and everyone clapped when the tigers kissed me! And Elon Musk insisted on driving me to my next 10 appointments and…and… my daddy loves mommy again and…and…

    Warloew Brinn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot fathom how someone would expect people to believe this. Reminds me of a kid I went to high school with (middle America). I commented on how tired he looked one day and without skipping a beat and dead serious he told me he was up all night street racing in Tokyo. Then there was the time he told me his brother had been arrested and bent the jail bars with his hands and walked out to the Sheriff shaking and apologizing for arresting him. And then....come to think of it this guy had many pure gold stories like this. I'll share more if interested.

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who stands by after being injected and lets the crazy person inject their kid?

    msminnie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People this stupid and delusional should not get to have their identities hidden from view. They should be very publicly mocked and derided for their shameless self-promotion.

    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh i injected them with my home brew" "so you're vaccinated, right?" "eww no. i don't trust what they put in there"

    WalkingSky️
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son: MOTHER SAVE MEEE!! (Mother: ITS TOO LATE SON IM SORRY! Yikes

    CincyReds
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just carries around needles and injected these people? Good lord!

    Karen Wenzel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't inject essential oils??? WTFH was she smoking to write this??

    Mayrene Chester
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she keeps needle in her purse for random moments to inject people with her special blend. This sounds very criminal.

    Faith Nicole
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q stranger allowed another stranger to inject her with medicine out in the open, in a park with not one question asked. Ya, ok 👌

    Shawty
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R u sure it was essential oil and not heroin?🤪🤪🤪🤪

    Wednesday
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call bullshit! but, never let the truth get in the way of a good story...

    Fred Burrows
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend to allow random folks to inject me with unknown substances in the park . And hey , inject my child too with this single needle you carry in your purse.

    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like assault and possibly attempted manslaughter. Most likely weapons grade bullshit, though.

    Fresh Big
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of bullshit is too stupid to laugh at. Just another attention whore.

    Mykel Gordon
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely assault. Essential oil’s not medicinal. Did you inject her with a used needle? That whole escapade could kill her. If you are not a doctor, do not ever inject anything into anybody.

    Kyan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i too like assuating random strangers that piss me off

    Llama_flower93
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News headline "Woman tries to stab mother and son with needle in the park"

    Hughbert Jellius The Pony
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The essential oil blend didn't work. they just spread their stupidity to the lady and her son.

    Ian Reynolds
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was eating, someone complained about her food as they had an allergy, she stood up and assaulted them, and they were instantly cured in seconds, and bowed to this hero like a god. I don't think I believe this story much.

    LDYNREDD
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am utterly baffled by the fact that there are people in this world who are stupid enough to believe this crap is true!

    Drakaina Dreadnought
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes my ass twitch it's so stupid. Jesus Christ. I live on the same planet as you, ARRGGGHHHHH

    Frisinator
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I went to jail for 1. Practicing medicine with out a license and 2. Assault with a deadly weapon!!

    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N THIS is why i stopped using FB. BS stuff like this that cost brain cells reading

    MysteriousLegBruise
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think I'd be jaded with the idiocracy I read from people like them but they continue to surprise me

    Abby Not Normal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the worst parts to me is the word, "smugly". So obnoxious.

    John Topper
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a paramedic I consider it perfectly normal practice to just inject s**t into people at random. Cured a guy of cancer-AIDS just last week and everyone clapped.

    AndThenICommented
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INJECTED?! Trying to convince people that you can INJECT essential oil?!

    Keerthi Vardhan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of my first grade when I used to write such beautiful but better fantasies.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. Show of hands. How many of you would calmly stand there while a nut eating loon reaches into her yellow purse and silently injects both you and your son with some mysterious fluid? I thought so. Also, why was it important that we know the purse was yellow?

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be arrested and prosecuted for assault and battery.

    Darko Pešić
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curious to see the thought process of those people that post this s**t. Like, do you really think anyone will thing OH WOW THIS LEGIT HAPPENED or what

    Batwench
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much BS in this one I think it is a dairy farm.

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality: *injects essential oil into person with nut allergy* *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDyVcE7w5g*

    Pa4040
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see myself slapping her face off the moment she gets up from the bench with a needle....

    Nadine
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure stabbing people with needles in a park isn't allowed. Call me crazy.

    Joanna Werman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad that her name got crossed out, I really wanted to be in touch with her. I need her so bad to save my life.

    Brandy Grote
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Injected with a needle you keep in your purse.... hope you like AIDS...

    Jarrod Nichols
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of the things that never happened, this one didn't happen the most

    Yort
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s unbelievable she isn’t a doctor, doctors always just random inject oil into strangers with no warning!

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo....she just injected this person (who LET her) with a needle, WITHOUT consent AND got paid as an apology?? Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiight

    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and aside from all the other nonsense here, she's implied she used the SAME needle on two different people. That's most unhygienic...

    Afton Brown
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm suprised there were no red flags for the lady and her son when some random person pulls out a syringe and starts to inject some random liquid into her and her son

    Robert Martens
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to tell this story in my parole hearing again tomorrow, and this time they just HAVE to believe me.

    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because 1, people just carry around needles (not for their own health reasons), 2, anyone can just inject them into strangers and a child, and 3, they won’t complain at all and actually approve.

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    Kirk Mckeever
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More sarcasm.....I think most people actually got that this time.....

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a story starts off with a detail like that I really ought to just pick up on the bloody obvious and drop it.

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone self claim they were being 'smug' in something like this?

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It be more believable if it was peanuts. *being sarcastic*

    VulcansAreSexy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she injected two people with the same needle? And does she get a new needle every time she runs into a "situation like this" or does she use one needle to go around jabbing randos "more often than you might think"?

    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if anyone ever would let you just inject them with a needle, let alone with an unknown substance, let alone a child, nevermind the rest of that BS. Major cringe, major eyeroll

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    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

    And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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    Something
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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    Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

    "Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

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    "Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

    So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

    #10

    Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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    #11

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

    Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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    #12

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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    #13

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

    Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

    This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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    #15

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

    Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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    Oh Yeah. For Sure

    Oh Yeah. For Sure

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    Falcon dimi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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    #17

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

    Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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    #18

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

    Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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    #21

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

    While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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    #22

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

    Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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    #23

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

    And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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    #24

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

    Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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    Otter
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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    #25

    I Won't Remember Posting This

    I Won't Remember Posting This

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    #27

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

    Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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    #28

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

    This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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    #29

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

    Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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    #30

    Then The Toys Clapped

    Then The Toys Clapped

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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    #32

    Highly Doubt It

    Highly Doubt It

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    Ceph Alopod
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the things so far this one seems slightly plausible just due to sense of humor

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    #34

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

    She Also Happens To Be A Wannabe Travel/Wellness Influencer

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    FromageFeet
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it wouldn’t be weird for a stranger to take pictures of you alone in a bikini without you being aware….not at all.

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    #35

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

    Sorry, What The Hell Did I Just Read?

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... what? This guy wrote the story because he thinks that using frozen chicken parts is somehow more humane than killing chickens onsite? How does THAT make sense?

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    #36

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

    Cos A Dentist Has Enough Time To Watch An Entire Film Instead Of Working

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this one was true. I'd love a lunch break where you just sit and watch full-length movies in your waiting room.

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    #37

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

    I’m Sure They Jumped Another $15 An Hour For No Reason

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    #39

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

    Another Clueless Nitwit Who Thinks They're Smarter Than The Teacher

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    #41

    Of Course They Said That

    Of Course They Said That

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    BananaJo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible histories taught me more than my history classes, I've been watching it since I was 6 and still watch it now w/ my little sister. Just wanted to share

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    #42

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

    “Lone Wolf” Beats Up 6 People

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    #45

    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

    Even Some Of The Commenters Are Feeling Sus

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you make $54 an hour, you can damn well afford something healthier for the family.

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    #46

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

    A Bunch Of People On The Comments Said That They Had Done Something Similar. Is This A Common Thing?

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    #47

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

    Woman Convinces Everyone At CVS To Take Off Their Masks - No Really This Happened I Was The One Clapping

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    #48

    No One Liked That

    No One Liked That

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    #49

    I Don’t Think So

    I Don’t Think So

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cop arrests himself and apologizes* - clearly this dude's never dealt with cops. 500 of them would show up and ventilate you while shouting "stop resisting!"

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    #50

    Very Likely Story

    Very Likely Story

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *calls uber* "I'm hiding behind the laundry truck - some guys are trying to hurt me"

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    #52

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

    Mlm Huns Need To Come Up With Better Lies

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    #54

    The Waiter Literally Cried

    The Waiter Literally Cried

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    #55

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

    Did The Whole Cafeteria Clap As Well?

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    #56

    Real Gamer Girl

    Real Gamer Girl

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    #57

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

    Maybe Believe If He Wasn't Complete Vermin

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    #58

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

    I’m Literally Non-Binary And Have Never Felt Like I Was Misgendering A Fckn Chess Piece

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a game of chess there are an estimated 1,327 named openings and variants. If each of those opening gambits created an alternate timeline, in precisely none of them would this story be true.

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    #59

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

    And Then People Around The Neighborhood Clapped

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    Something
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how will she inject essential oils to cure the doll's almond allergy? /s

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    #60

    Of Course It Did Deer

    Of Course It Did Deer

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's like "OHHH I'm so happy to be grabbing my phone that's in the bathroom for some reason that is also oh-so conveniently propped up against something with the camera app on!! Wait, whoa, hold on, did it just take this really well-lit picture of me while I was reaching in to grab it??? :0"

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    #61

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

    Kids Think He’s Walt Disney And He Can’t Bear To Tell Them Otherwise

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure these children don't even know Walt Disney was a real person

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    #62

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

    "Accidentally Gave Myself The Vaccine" Via Twitter! Riiiiight

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    #63

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

    Sure Thing Bruh Bruh

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this happening. I'd certainly be tempted to do that as an employee. (Though I also don't put up with nonsense and send line jumpers to the back.)

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    #64

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

    Yes I’m Sure That’s Why You Uploaded It

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    Penelope
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the hashtags on this one supposed to be edgy and funny? Because they’re not.

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    #65

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

    A Kindergartner Can Definitely Say That

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How do countries come to go to war?" the little boy inquired, looking up from his book. "For various reasons," explained the father. "Now, there was Germany and Russia. They went to war because the Russians mobilized." "Not at all, my dear," the wife interrupted. "It was because the Austrians—" "Tut, tut, my love!" the husband remonstrated. "Don't you suppose I know?" "Certainly not—you are all wrong. It was because—" "Mrs. Perkins, I tell you it was because—" "Benjamin, you ought to know better, you have boggled—" "Your opinion, madam, has not been requested in this matter." "Shut up! I won't have my child mistaught by an ignoramus." "Don't you dare, you impudent—" "And don't you dare bristle at me, or I'll—" "Oh, never mind!" the little boy intervened. "I think I know now how wars begin."

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    #66

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

    I'm Sure Ya Did Buddy

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    #67

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

    Found This On Some Investment Entrepreneur Instagram Account

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    #68

    Docs Know You Are Educated

    Docs Know You Are Educated

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably do just look at them like 😳, but for other reasons.

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    #69

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

    Youtube Comments Are A Goldmine

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sensed the presence of a dark web hacker, moving through my meme collection, but I warned him exactly where the porn was located which caused him to flee with fright. 🤨

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    #71

    Gay Shakespeare

    Gay Shakespeare

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's gay fiction. When I was a teen, I had literally read ALL LGBTQ fiction in my local library. Times have changed. There are now more options out there than any one person could possibly read. Ask your local librarian or a google a reading list for suggestions. (Or, legit, ask me here. Be as specific as you want. I've probably read one I can recommend for your interest.)

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    #72

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

    Posted By A “Influencer” Do People Honestly Believe This S**t?

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    #73

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

    No Such Thing As Conflict Of Interest!

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your lawyer posts on social media that they're about to gang up with you against your soon-to-be-ex to "rip him off", you might have a better case. And you might want to consider finding a lawyer that actually passed the bar and knows the law. Just a suggestion.

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    #74

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

    And Everyoone Started Cheering

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course none of them had their hearts broken. That never heals, so they'd be dead.

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    #75

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

    S**t Break Snacks In Fantasyland

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    #76

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

    Wise Worlds From A Wise 7 Year Old

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    #77

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

    Freestyle Rapping During An Interview... Hmm!

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    #78

    Target Will Miss Them

    Target Will Miss Them

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't happen. What actually happens is antimaskers throwing themselves onto the floor in a fit like a toddler.

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    #79

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

    You Can't Take Crack Orally And It Doesn't Prevent You From Blinking

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will take random pills from random people, but we're struggling to get people to get vaccinated? What the actual hell?

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    #81

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

    It's True Guys, I Was The Sign!

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    #82

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

    A Mom Walking Up To A Stranger Toddler At A Playground To Call The Toddler Out As A Poser About Their Favorite Band

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    #83

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

    Yeaaa Okay. I’m Not Too Sure About This

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    #84

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

    Because That's Totally Something They Can Do

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not a thing. Some of us white people just want to be oppressed so badly. *facepalm*

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    #85

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

    “Accidentally” Accessed The Dark Web

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and you tell them "Please take me away, because I'm too stupid to be walking around free". It's not possible to access the dark web "on accident (sic)"

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    #86

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

    Man Ran Because Of A Belt

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really how conservatives think the Black Lives Matter movement works?

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    #87

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

    We Divorced Because My Kid Lied

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the divorce had reached terminal velocity and couldn't be stopped.

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    #88

    Then The Whole House Clapped

    Then The Whole House Clapped

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    #89

    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

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    Chiuki
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was stalked by an imaginary hot girl, but I told her I was too shallow to talk to her". Imaginary girl dodge a bullet.

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    #90

    I Believe You

    I Believe You

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was any way at all that this was true, it would be fkn hilarious!! 🤣

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    #91

    Proud Mama Bird

    Proud Mama Bird

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would say something like that. The part I don’t believe is the nurse kissing the kid.

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    #92

    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

    I Vibe With Wanting Live Childfree But This Is Just Sad

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    Gelato Cat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust bp to post an article about childless people and this in the same day lol

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    #93

    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

    Found This On Instagram Today And Thought Of You Guys

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    Bianca Saville
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not far fetched. There are kids like that and I'm lucky when I get to teach them.

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    #94

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

    A Girl Posted In My Pe Class That Her Mile Run Was 4 Minutes And 39 Seconds... What?

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    #95

    Give Me A Break

    Give Me A Break

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    Helen Haley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teacher trying to be encouraging, I could see that happening. I could also see an egocentric teenager taking it like this.

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