I found my new hero

Also like a "real man" you won't know what killed you as you don't clean your windows.

Man buns do look bad tho ngl

This is definitely not the flex they think it is...

My old man back appreciates the soothing warmth

Because REAL MEN kill the earth like they do

Running costs, efficiency, easier to park, easier to navigate traffic. Where do I begin?

As a woman, why are you wearing a hat! Both equally ridiculous questions.

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I have a family to feed and I'd rather a small vehicle and great food than a small d**k and large truck. Hey, if you're that rich a*****e, be my guest but I make do with what I have and for my family.

As a woman why do you have a small a*s?

Every morning, on my way to work, I meet a huge guy driving a hot pink car. Don't know who he is, but I'm guessing he gets good gas mileage

Because small cars are fun! And when they're underpowered that just means I can press the pedal to the metal without breaking the law!

Because a short wheelbase and light weight are FUN you fake gearhead.

Because my sense of self does not rely on accumulation of material goods.

I can drive what i like. Like others read what they like. The real polluters are the ones who "only driving from A to B". Take a cab. But fear not. I got myself an airplane now to have fun.

As a woman why tf you care?

Plus isn't buying a version of a thing that is extra expensive because it has capabilities I don't need kind of....I don't know.....dumb?

My best friend sitting in here watching it with me and he told me to say in his words "because I am not a lazy a*s that doesn't want to kill the planet I drive a small car to save my planet" oh so I know he also says to say this "I also drive smaller vehicle because gas is f*****g expensive"

My husband (1,92m/6'4") once got a Smart car from the repair shop for 2 days when our car had broken down. Driving around with my bear of a husband in it, it really seemed like a clown car... I'm so sad I don't have any pictures.

Answer: Because my kids are all grown up. Now it's your turn to grow up.

Ugh, how did it seem worse when I saw the person posting this was a woman

AS A MAN GUN=FUN BIG CARS NO TOATSY A*S CHEEKS NO AIRBAGS AND LETS GO DRINK BEER BURPPPPP

He doesn't suffer from tiny d**k syndrome

Lives in a big city where parking is limited and he doesn't need a land yacht to prove his masculinity?

Because it's cheaper to keep on the road.

Imagine driving a trailer truck to a drive-through to buy a lunch .🤦🏻‍♂️

Because I like it maybe?

Theyll all park their Tiny cars on the hood of his bigass car because histun out of gass And is Just a garden decoration

Because I already have a big pp.

faster, nicer, cooler, as well.

As a woman why are you driving a large truck?

Small cars maneuver better.

As a human, why do you have random big cars lying around

They're fun as hell to drive.

One of my girlfriends used to complain about the size of my cars. They were sports cars. We didn't last.

Because f**k you, Calamity Jane, the Idiot Bandit.

I dont carry passengers or cargo

My penis is large enough to own a small car....

Because it beats walking?

Third party safety considerations.

Cause parking sucks.

Yes- bigger is better lol

Because I feel bigger in it. Also why unmarried a really short woman. I’m not tall but it’s nice to feel tall sometimes.

Try building a 1000 piece Lego set without the instructions.

Yea, I can hear my boyfriend from far away, driving his tractor!