30 Of The Most “Damn Tourists” Moments Shared By People Who Live In Holiday Destinations

Living in a tourist destination, around the canals of Amsterdam or the old city streets of Florence, may indeed sound very romantic, but turns out this is not always the case. In fact, it rarely is. How come? Well, the answer is in the first part of the title; namely, you get a bunch of super excited and very out-of-context tourists.

And so, unbeknownst to you, you become their guide for directions, their local entertainment, your house is on their must-see list, and you get it. So when someone asked people “who live in holiday destinations, what's your most ridiculous 'damn tourists' moment” on r/AskReddit, it was destined to become a one hell of a read.

From people casually walking inside your home, thinking it’s one of the sightseeing spots, to tourists complimenting your English, these are some of the things that happen when you live in places from the fridge magnets.

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NYC. Post 9/11, walking past the ruins of the World Trade Center and some middle-aged women tourists are chatting and laughing and posing with the ruins of the WTC behind them for a group shot. I worked there and was lucky not to be in the building when it happened. I was just so infuriated that I yelled out "it's not f**king Disney Land" and they lost their smiles. (Have some decorum, tourists).

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Serial pacifist 2 years ago

Just like the photos of people posing at Auschwitz to have their best possible pose captured. It just shows a total lack of respect and the worst type of like fishing

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Worked at a ski area in western NC and had a lady from Florida ask me what we did with all the snow in the summertime. Told her we trucked it all into a refrigerated cave and she bought it.

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Haaaaahaha. Epic answer.

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I live in Taos, NM...as well as being a ski destination, there is a really, really old (still-inhabited!) pueblo. Lots of Native American people here.

And being NM, we get lots of Texans in the summer. My (Native) friend is a river rafting guide and shared this gem with me:

She was on a raft with a family...mom, dad, teenage son and daughter. Friend points out a bighorn sheep up ahead, everyone starts freaking out.

Texan Mom: "So since there's game, do you ever see the Indians hunting out here?"

Friend: "Excuse me?"

Texan Mom: "Like, the Indians. They still live out here, right?"

Teenage Daughter: (realizes my friend is Native) "MOM"

Texan Mom: "What, I'm just asking!"

Friend: "Actually, most of us just go to the grocery store."

Texan Mom: "Wow, you're an Indian? Your English is like, almost perfect!"

Teenage Daughter: "MOM!!!!"

VenomousJackalope , Pete Nuij Report

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Texas. Sigh.

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To find out more about what it's like to live in a place that many of us have on our fridge magnets, we spoke with Kacie Burns, American actor, dancer and singer who moved to live in Florence, Italy. Kacie is now sharing positivity, travel, cultural differences and the quirks of life abroad with her thousands of social media followers, so you should definitely check her out!

When asked what it's like living in such a hot tourist destination like Florence, Kacie said that she lived in NYC for ten years, so she is used to living in a tourist destination. “There are definite pros—the scenery, the accessibility, the blending of cultures because there are so many people from all over the world that visit. However, at the same time, a big con is that it’s almost always very crowded and busy,” she said.

Canadian Rockies - Tourists who pull over on the side of the road to get close-up pictures of bear cubs. Mama bear is nearby and is ready to re-enact The Revenant with you.

GoTron88 , Connie Azak Report

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WildBerry 2 years ago (edited)

One of the winners of the official Darwin Award several years back was a guy who came across a bear during a hike. He tried to get a selfie with the bear! The bear was not amused and killed the guy. It's listed here in 2018. https://darwinawards.com/darwin/

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In Australia, for some unknown reason, tourists won't swim in-between the safety flags. It's like they think it's the bunny hill of the beach. It's not, the locals swim between the flags because we don't want to die.

Also, if I offer you sunblock and a hat, take it. This isn't Europe, I've gotten sunburnt in 15mims, you will bake regardless of your skin colour/nationality.

It's always so strange to me that Australia gets a bad wrap for all these things that are "trying to kill you" but I think sometimes tourist are just trying to get killed. Soooo many examples of this!

starcaster , Rob Deutscher Report

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago (edited)

One of the top causes of tourist deaths (besides natural causes) in Australia is drowning. The flags are there for a reason so pay attention. Other top causes of tourist deaths, are accidents and heat stroke.

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Not a specific tourist destination, but I'm always amused by Europeans who can't comprehend how big Canada is.

I'll be in Niagara or Toronto, and they'll ask for directions to Whistler. "You're gonna want to go West for a long time"

"Like an hour? Two hours?"

"Try a week"

Mr_Nexxus , Suresh Report

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Yeah, those huge countries are so vast. Drive a week in Europe and you can go through 8 different countries and hear 10 different languages..

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However, living in Florence as a local differs from staying there as a tourist. Kacie thinks that it’s because “it becomes your home—you pass the same beautiful buildings and streets every day, so it becomes easy to be desensitized to it all.” On the other hand, “you also begin to build a community here when it’s your home. You get to know the city and the people living in it like the back of your hand. You feel like you belong, which is an awesome feeling,” Kacie said.

It’s hard not to idolize such a beautiful old city with so much culture like Florence, especially when you’re a tourist. But according to Kacie, to a certain extent, everyone does that and she doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that. “It truly is a beautiful place, and while—like everywhere—there are the not-so-great things about Florence, it’s hard not to idolize or romanticize a city when everywhere you look looks like a fairytale book,” Kacie concluded.

I find it super annoying when I see people parked on the side of the road trying to lure the Bears closer to their cars with food. Even worse when we pull up and warn them not to and their response is "chill out bro, it's only a bear" ........also, when people just decide to run up to baby deer and bother it, its mom is nearby and will go crazy. There's a reason why there are so many warning signs to not bother the wild creatures and to keep your distance. Oh and littering, take your damn food wrapper and put it in a trash can, a**hole. This is not only the animals' home but it's mine too so show some respect.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

ONLY a bear. It's a big wild animal with claws and teeth not a bloody plush toy filled with stuffing.

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Currently live in India / Sri Lanka - white people aka foreigners walking barefoot everywhere... Like Christ, I get you're on your big 'Indian adventure' but put on some shoes. Have you seen how much s**t is on the ground?!

Lyle-Z-Crocodile , Matt Byrne Report

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Literally sh!t ....

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From Ireland. Had more than a few people ask about leprechauns. A friend actually convinced 2 Americans that they live in a commune in Donegal. They went straight out and bought bus tickets.

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Julia Atkinson 2 years ago

Actually they live on reservations, like Vikings in Scandinavian countries

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#10

When I was a teenager, I worked at an airboat rental dock/alligator park near the Everglades. We'd always get a tour bus full of foreigners and yankees coming in from Miami every couple of days during snowbird season.

Had a f**king guy ask "Hey, are we allowed to swim in the water?" while he was standing in front of a 14 foot stuffed gator flanked by four 6 foot water moccasin skins. We'd also get people who'd complain about the heat and the bugs. Like...holy f**king s**t you just came to the largest wetland in the country, what exactly were you expecting?

My favorite was "can you turn down the fan, my children don't like the noise." Then don't sign up to take a ride on a boat that's propelled by a giant propeller.

ScramblesTD , Ronald Langeveld Report

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WildBerry 2 years ago

I had the privilege to ride one of those in the Everglades. They turn on a dime. Very cool

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#11

We had a Japanese couple put their toddler on the back of a baby black bear that was mulling about on the side of the highway.

Natural selection was unfortunately not invoked in this instance.

TL10 , Florida Fish and Wildlife Report

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

Stupid f*****g parents. So dangerous for various reasons.

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#12

used to live in a very popular destination for exotic vacations. The one time that will always remember is the time I went to the local shopping mall and eavesdropped into a conversation with Asians showing safari pictures. They were showing pictures of them holding lion cubs. They were explaining how they saw baby lions without their mother and decided to get out of their car and pick them up for pictures. I cannot believe how stupid some people are.

willpunchyou , Miguel Alcântara Report

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

How about the tourists in a safari park getting out of their car.... Ah, lion food!

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#13

My older brother lives in Celebration, FL. Back when it was first designed and built, people didn't seem to understand exactly what it was. Was it a tourist attraction? A park? A town?

Some of my brother's friends related a time when they were sitting down for dinner and, having forgotten to lock their front door, were greeted by some tourists who decided to just walk around inside their apartment. The visitors had to be told that, no, this isn't a tourist attraction. It's a real home and real people live here, so please leave.

interface2x , osseous Report

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Bart 2 years ago

Fortunately not my house but my garden in summer gets almost weekly family's picnicking because of the view and poorly indicated hiking paths. As long as they don't leave a mess we don't mind

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Live in a ski town adjacent to Yellowstone National Park...

People have asked "At what elevation do the deer turn into elk" "Where do the moguls go in the summer?"

My favorite was when I worked at a lodge right in front of the Tetons during wildfire season...

"Can't you guys turn off the smoke? It's ruining my view and we paid way too much for this vacation and I can't even see the mountains." Yes, lady, it's all one big tv screen in front of our hotel...

shradicalwyo , hilary bird Report

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May 2 years ago

Mogul? I thought that was a super rich person?

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#15

Tourism in Iceland has been booming the past few years. There's always something in the news (and I have only lived here for about six months)

Dude just drowned here in Iceland because he climbed onto the rocks and was swept away by a wave.

apparently, tourists jumped on icebergs floating around

last summer there was a huge outrage about people relieving themselves in the wild x

And everyone complains that stuff closes at 10 with a few exceptions (one being where I happened to work) It's f**king Iceland people! 350,000 people on a f**king good day, for f**ks sake, there's no need for anything to be open late.

it's quite entertaining.

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MAL 2 years ago

Who jumps on an iceberg?! You're just asking to float to the middle of nowhere or drown in freezing cold water.

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#16

I work at a beach, and people always complain about the seaweed that washes up, and they believe me when I say that there's a seaweed filter in the jetty (which is a formation of huge rocks jetting out into the ocean to collect sand on one side) and that it was broken and it, instead of sucking the seaweed in, it's shooting it out and the part that would fix it comes from Japan and it's going to be fixed in 3 weeks. Tourists believe this every time.

creaghlj , Silas Baisch Report

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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

But I like seaweed

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#17

When my family was in Scotland we met a family planning to travel to the US for a week. We asked where they were visiting and they planned to start in New York and drive across the country to Los Angeles hitting all the major sites in between. Let me reiterate, they planned to be in the US for a week. We tried and failed to convince them this was not going to work.

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Edward Monks 2 years ago

when i was young we did Boulder, Colorado to LA, stopping at all the tourist spots, and it took 3 weeks

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#18

When I was 14, I worked for the Parks Commission in Niagara Falls. I've been asked a lot of dumb tourist questions during my time there, but there are two that really take the cake.

"Does the Maid of the Mist ride up the falls?" Asked by a grown man. I could understand a 5 yr old child with no understanding of physics, but seriously no adult should ever ask that question.

"Which falls belongs to what country?" Asked by a large Texan (I could tell by the accent and the huge belt buckle). I told him that the Horseshoe Falls were in Canada and the American and Bridal Veil falls were in the US. "NO!" he shouts back to me. "The larger one belongs to the US because everything in the US is bigger!". "Umm ok" I squeaked out. He must have been looking for a fight.

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Well, "Texan". **sigh**

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#19

I grew up in San Francisco which is kind of a tourist destination. I remember getting dinner somewhere touristy once and overhearing tourists complaining about all the hills and one of them hoping that the next earthquake would level the city so it would be easier to get around...

clear_7 , Ben Kim Report

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Jihana 2 years ago

Yeah, must be fun to walk among the post-apocalyptic rubble of what once was a city. The dead might stink a bit, but at least it's flat.

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#20

Okay here are a few for Australia:

Don't jump off that into the water - yes locals are doing it, but they've been doing it since they were 10

Wear proper shoes - if you're going for a bushwalk, wear the right footwear

You didn't just become a 4WD expert, maybe don't drive there

If you see a warning sign follow it - saw some people dip their kids into the water at a beach which is notorious for jellyfish, everyone else is wearing a stringer suit, except the 5year olds. Also, don't freaking fish there! There's a no fishing sign near my place, it's not to be a buzz kill. It's because the land near the water was used to produce Agent Orange. Those fish will kill you....slowly.

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Foxxy (The Original) 2 years ago

And don't touch the wildlife.

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#21

Another NYC one: Walking to work one day and I hear shouts of "OH MY GOD IS THAT JAY-Z?!?! GET A PICTURE QUICK"

No, midwestern tourists, that is not Jay-Z. That man looks nothing like Jay-Z. He's at least 150 pounds heavier than Jay-Z. Being a black dude in a Lambo doesn't automatically make him Jay-Z.

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Patti Vance 2 years ago

what is it with people being obsessed with celebrities? who cares what they are wearing, what they are doing, who they are hooking up with, etc.. they must have boring empty lives if they are concerned with what others are doing. especially the ones with no particular talent or purpose.....looking at you kardashians!

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#22

I used to be a street artist in the New Orleans French quarter. One day I'm sitting by my paintings, reading a book and some lady came up and put a dollar in my coffee. I guess she thought I was begging. Her heart was in the right place, but she ruined my coffee.

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Julia Atkinson 2 years ago

Many years ago my uncle, a farmer, was standing outside a bank in his scruffy work clothes whilst my aunt was inside. A woman came up to him, pressed a ten shilling note into his hand and walked away

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#23

Lived in DC and now in downtown Miami so I've gotten used to tourists and don't really mind them. One incident does still stick in my craw. 8:30 am. Dupont Circle station. I need to put 20 cents on my fare card. An entire troupe of boyscouts are at all of the machines trying to figure them out like it's some sort of complicated puzzle. They were spread out throughout the entire room so that there wasn't a single open machine. I almost killed children that day.

If you go to DC and are going to ride the metro and don't want to piss off locals:

If you have a big group, don't go during rush hour.

If you can't figure out the machines, just use one.

Stand on the goddamn right on the escalator.

Let people off before you get on.

Don't talk to me.

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Jods 2 years ago

For the first time in a couple of years I visited the only bookshop in the town. Went back to one of the machines to pay for parking, but no slot for coins! That threw me. And that was the start of my meltdown. So flustered that I couldn’t remember my PIN for my debit card (I didn’t need it - I was contactless!). In the end I admitted defeat and cried. Thankfully there are still a few people round here who will offer to help you instead of laughing like a choking hyena.

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I lived in the Italian-speaking part of Switzerland for a while, and on my bus-commute home, I overheard an American woman trying to figure out if it was the correct bus to get her to the village where I lived, but she didn't know Italian and was holding up the line. So, just to be nice, I offered to translate for her and solved her problem. She didn't say thank you and sat down for the ride.

When we arrived, we started walking up the hill from the bus station next to each other, and I asked "so, where are you from, and why are you visiting my tiny village?". She responded "I don't talk to strangers" and sped up.

I just laughed at her and replied, "What, are you a 7-year-old little girl? I just helped you on the bus back there, and now you're being rude to me?" No response.

bouffanthairdo , Marjan Blan | @marjanblan Report

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Some fu*kwits should stay home in sparrowfart sh!ttown.

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#25

Amsterdam: any tourist with a bike is a "damn tourist"

webdevop , Noralí Nayla Report

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Karin Jansen 2 years ago

Haha so true. Cycling is our main form of transportation and we're actually trying to get from A to B as quickly and efficiently as possible. So keep right so I can pass you, don't take up the entire road because you and your whole family want to cycle next to each other and for the love of God: eyes on the road people.

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#26

PHILADELPHIA IS NOT SMALL all those landmarks you want to see? The art museum, The liberty bell, The love statue, Market Street, South Street, The Macy store where Wanamaker was, independence hall, pat's and Geno's s**tties cheesesteaks? They have miles in between each other. You will not be able to walk that in a day. Also rocky wasn't real and that was a 20-mile MONTAGE that Sylvester Stallone ran. Good luck.

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Piet Puk 2 years ago

Rocky not real? Then who beat Drago??

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#27

Coastal Maine checking in - people lose their s**t over lobsters and shell out tons of money for anything with a lobster on it.

Cheap shot glass? Eh. Cheap shot glass with a lobster stuck on it? I'll give you $7.75 for it!

Lollipop? Whatever. Lollipop shaped like a lobster?! Definitely worth $5, better get one for each kid back home.

Normal pullover hoodie? Boring. Hoodie with a motherf**king LOBSTER embroidered on it at $50 a piece?!? Oh my GOD just take my money!!

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Bella10 2 years ago

Oh come on, kitschy souvenirs are the best! It happens all over the world, and lobsters are amazingly aesthetic

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#28

I work near Times Square (tourist capital). My biggest gripe is escalators. When exiting, FFS don't just stop and stand right at the bottom or top, then look surprised/annoyed when your getting shoved out of the way. If you haven't noticed, there are a lot of people here, some of which also need to exit the escalator.

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

That happens just about everywhere. Same for exiting elevators. Any change in altitude causes temporary decrease in brain power.

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#29

Anyone who comes to Los Angeles, assumes Hollywood and the actual Hollywood neighborhoods are the same. actors rarely hang out in Hollywood. that's where you find the heroin addicts.

rikjames90 , Gabriel Santiago Report

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Just JoLynn 2 years ago

Yes, you try and tell people it's a s**t hole and they insist on going, get there and everyone always comments on how dirty/scary it is.

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#30

I live near Niagara Falls, and it seems like every time I go there are a couple of people attempting to sit on, hang on, or even get past the guard rails for a better photo opportunity. Idk if they just don't realize how fast the water is actually moving or what, but I've had a panic attack for them every time I've seen this

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David Martin 2 years ago

I saw much the same thing visiting the Grand Canyon, which actually has a shockingly low number of guard rails. EVERYBODY wanted photos as close to the canyon as they could get. The winner was a woman around 20, on one leg, leaning back slightly as if genuinely falling, all roughly six inches from the edge. My father and I were convinced we were going to witness someone dying that day

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Helen Haley 2 years ago

Mixed bag. Some of it is tourists being jerks by not paying attention. Some of it was tourists being jerks because they feel entitled to be jerks. And some of it was people being jerks about the tourists just because the tourists didn't understand everything about the local customs and landscape.

Ok, some of those tourists are really dumb, but I honestly don't understand those people who complain that tourists exist in their country. Tourists bring a lot of money, most tourist hotspots are really wealthy BECAUSE of those tourists.

22points

Beth L 2 years ago

I can see people in big cities like New York and London that are otherwise self-sustaining being annoyed by tourist misbehavior that interferes with their commute or their private home, but if the major industry of your town is tourism, you kind of need to accept that the ice cream joint closest to the beach is going to be bustling with tourists.

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J.o. Hasselkvist 2 years ago

The tourism bringing in money doesnt give people the right to act like jerks. I hate when people say that, "tourism is good for your place, that gives me the right to do what I want". No you dont! Most of us who live in tourist hotspots doesnt even live of the tourism. You are visiting someones home. Behave!

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Bex 2 years ago

Yes! I now live right outside the "official" start of Cape Cod, and yes, summers get really busy with lots of traffic and tourists. But you just plan your days around that, knowing you live in a tourist hot spot. Most of the year it takes 20 minutes to get to work. In the summer it takes 45, so I leave 25 minutes earlier in those months. It's a small price to pay for living in such an awesome place!

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Zoe's Mom 2 years ago

San Franciscan here and San Francisco depends allot on tourist season. I've never had any sort of bad run in with tourist but I do remember one lady saying that they were cutting they stay short because Sf was so dirty. Sadly, certain areas are really dirty but she was referring to the tourist part of town. Fisherman's Wharf.

Kenny Kulbiski 2 years ago

Yeah, I get it, some tourists are jerks. But when you're a tourist destination and advertise for tourists to come that's part of the price you pay. What do you expect? Tourists to stay home and just mail you their money?

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Irma 2 years ago

Well there is something in between. Some of these are tourists doing something seriously dangerous. Being a jerk is fine but thinking water or wildlife or whatever is safe while there are one thousand warning signs? Tourists here have died after they got warned. We locals do not see the warnings as a challenge either

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