“The Look My Wife Gave Me”: 35 People Share Their Weird Habits That They Didn’t Think Were Weird Until Their Spouses Said So
As kids, we were naturally curious — and extremely impressionable. We absorbed the world like little sponges by observing and mimicking everything our parents did. Unconsciously, most of us also picked up some quirky behaviors along the way that turned out to be... a bit weird.
Believe it or not, we may even glide through life completely unaware of these silly rituals, but hey, it's just a thing we do. Only as we grow older and start to create meaningful relationships with people around us, sharing our childhood memories — which we believed were perfectly and totally normal — inevitably leads to confused looks and a few raised eyebrows.
So without further ado, let's dig into this viral thread from humor writer and editor Kristen Mulrooney that took us on a hilarious rollercoaster where this phenomenon was laid out on the table. Turns out, thousands of friends and spouses privy to their loved ones' presumed ordinary behaviors gathered the courage to tell them that, in fact, they’re anything but. We at Bored Panda have gathered some of the most entertaining responses to share with you all, so continue scrolling! Be sure to upvote your favorite tales, and share your own experiences with us in the comments.
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Apparently, Kristen’s tweet was inspired by two recent conversations she had with her husband: "When I was in elementary school, one of the best parts of the day was when the whole class walked across the school together for a big group bathroom trip," she said in an interview with BuzzFeed. "And he was like, '...that's not as normal as it sounds like you think it is.'"
"Then later that day, something came up about school dances, and my husband said, 'I'm not sure if this is normal for public schools, but we always had a random priest show up to chaperone our middle school dances.' I was like, 'I am very sure that is NOT normal.'"
The responses to Kristen's tweet were filled with similar tales where people gladly exposed their spouses’ quirky behaviors, from peculiar eating habits to outright odd phrases like "don’t forget to chirp the car" — which is a totally normal thing clearly everyone says.
I used to love watching the fighter jets blast by over my house, I was sad when they closed the local AFB.
Kristen’s viral thread only goes to show how universally relatable this topic is. It looks like virtually everyone has some weird habits from their childhood that just stuck with them for the rest of their lives. On top of that, it proves they inevitably bubble to the surface with adulthood, and often in hilarious ways.
Unsurprisingly, bizarre behavior patterns especially become visible when we find that special person with whom we can create a long-lasting relationship. Of course, relationships are a beautiful thing that makes you feel loved and adored by someone close to your heart. But they also teach you about the world, life, and, most importantly, yourself.
Anyone who’s been with their partner long enough has seen them at their best and their worst and knows the ins and outs of their behaviors. In some cases, however, these little habits seem cute at first but may morph into giant, annoying, frustrating patterns with time. They are hard to break, after all, no matter how pointless or silly they actually are.
When this seems to be the case, experts suggest taking a step back and thinking about what’s truly important. "The weird things your partner does are a part of who he or she is, and some of the reason why you fell in love," Tina B. Tessina, Ph.D., psychotherapist and author of How to Be Happy Partners: Working It Out Together, told Women’s Health.
Tessina pointed out that in any healthy relationship, couples learn to accommodate each other's quirks. Sometimes that means secretly finding them endearing, even if they're still slightly irritating, she said.
Not gonna lie, my favorite is a night time shower with just a candle for light. It helps my eyes get used to the dark and is relaxing before bed
But how come so many people move through life completely oblivious to these unbreakable and utterly weird childhood habits? Turns out, many of us realize obvious things only later in life because we’re wired to move common patterns into the background to look out for more novel things.
"This happens because things that are not obvious, that are not common, that stand out, could pose a threat to our well-being, or could be something really rewarding," Joshua Klapow, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist, performance coach, and creator of Mental Drive, told Bored Panda in a previous interview. He stated that we humans "pay more attention to those actions and interactions that grab our attention. The obvious goes in the background, so we reserve brain bandwidth to notice the novel, standout occurrences in our life."
But as we all know, fewer things feel different and unknown to us through the course of our lives. As adults, we can finally look at the seemingly common in a more detailed way. "And when we do, we often discover that that obvious has so much more to it that we missed earlier on," the psychologist added.
"Another reason we miss the obvious is that we sometimes are not ready psychologically to handle [it]," Klapow said. "A relationship that is toxic, a love interest that is too intense, a realization that we don’t have a skill or strength we believe we have." These things may be crystal clear to the outside observer, but "our own psychological defenses go up and protect us from seeing the obvious. Because to do so might overwhelm us emotionally and psychologically."
"This pattern can go on for years, until which time we either have the psychological maturity or our life circumstances change such that we can look at the obvious which once posed a psychological threat in a more mature, less defensive way."
There were whole generations that thought it was normal. I remember the day that the cane/switch/crop/yardstick disappeared from the classrooms. I think it was in November because I remember we were already talking about Christmas but it was still a little ways off. We walked into the classroom in the morning and it was literally the first thing we noticed when we walked in! That little hook on the wall had nothing hanging on it. Was it broken? Was it hidden for a surprise lashing? Someone had to find out! And what with me being the arsehole hero that I am, I decided I would be the one to do it. I can't remember exactly what I said but, as it was about God, I was guaranteed a wallop. Instead, I was sent outside the classroom and told to stand in the corridor! That night my parents confirmed that, although it was already illegal, the teachers themselves were not liable for prosecution... until now!!!!
Once we realize we lived our whole lives believing our weird childhood habits are perfectly ordinary, it’s easy to feel a bit uncomfortable and self-conscious. Perhaps that’s why, according to Klapow, we feel embarrassed — "the obvious is often simple and clear to everyone else."
The creator of Mental Drive explained we feel this way for several reasons. First, we simply overlooked what others saw: "We may have made mistakes, hurt others, missed out on opportunities because we didn't see the obvious. Lastly, we have to acknowledge to others and ourselves that despite how we think of ourselves or how we are seen by others, we have missed something."
In the UK pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon. A favourite around Christmas time.
But if seeing your silly beliefs laid out on the table makes you blush, remember that laughing off the embarrassment will surely help. Moreover, it can help you strengthen the bond you have with your spouse, and even help you grow as a person.
Whenever you feel flustered about your quirks, turn the internal dialog around and tell yourself: "I now see things differently, more clearly, and that is going to help me from this day moving forward," Klapow suggested. "Then, the initial embarrassment and frustration can transition into gratitude and excitement for arriving at the discovery of the obvious," he concluded.
Well it was fairly normal (at least here in the UK) that children weren't at the table for dinner with the grown-ups. BUT they would have eaten earlier with Mum in the kitchen or in another room with the nanny if you were really posh. Not defending your grandparents but maybe they sort of remembered the 'no children at dinner' thing but didn't really think it through.
My partner does lemon juice and sugar…there was lots of confusion around this until I realised it was, in fact, a cultural thing.
As A British person I don't find buttering Sandwiches to be odd at all. It's different if you are using chocolate spread though - that would be odd. I figured it would be the same in most countries - butter the bread and slap in your filling.
My first thought was "what do you mean even sandwiches"...sandwiches are exactly where I want my butter.
Load More Replies...Butter makes everything better, not only savoury sandwiches - even Nutella , honey or jam work beautifully with butter , pinky promise
Wait, We use butter on all bread types of foods. If there's bread, there's butter. It's weird if you don't use butter
Common as in NZ and Australia - of course you butter bread for sandwiches!
It's so normal there's even a phrase "bread and butter" that means something that's everyday or ordinary.
Exactly! The Russian word for sandwich literally means "bread and butter".
Load More Replies...Putting butter on sabory sandwiches is pretty normal here in Portugal, unless you're already going to be using mayonnaise or something like that.
As a Dutch person, I always butter all my bread, unless I'm putting on something that I don't like the taste of when it's combined with butter, such as tapenade. But then we're already talking about very specific things. My eldest does not like the taste of butter or margarine, so she only uses it when she wants to eat chocolate sprinkles on her bread. Otherwise, they will fall off.
What is butter for if not for sandwiches? I’m sorry, it’s time we spoke this out loud…Americans are a little weird, 🤷♀️
Butter is for bread you eat by itself like rolls, biscuits, toast, bagels, etc. It's also for cooking and baking. We use what we call "sauces" with what we call "flavor". It's amazing.
Load More Replies...Glad I'm not the only one who butters their sandwiches (well, margarine in my case). Wtf is this about not putting butter on your bread? Y'all just have, like, two dry pieces of bread and a slice of ham??
We use mayonnaise and/or mustard. But I am not at all opposed to trying some butter on my next sandwich 😊
Load More Replies...Ummm...what? Butter is like undercoat for bread. You don't paint without undercoat/primer, you don't bread without butter. Period.😑
No, I always put butter on sandwiches. Unless I'm making peanut butter toast.
O great now I need a chocolate spread sandwich with butter. It's honestly gold standard
Just heated a tiny bit in microwave so it's a tiny but gooey
Load More Replies...I never even heard of butter on sandwiches until I was an adult. Where I come from any kind of meat filling takes mayonnaise or mustard; peanut butter requires nothing else unless you want jelly or maybe a banana. Butter on bread which is not part of a sandwich is fine.
I'm from Wisconsin, America's Dairyland. Of course we butter our sandwich bread here!
Are you trying to be amusing? Butter on bread especially in sandwiches is normal.
I like butter on sandwiches. I saw it done on peppa pig once. looked into it, apparently its a common thing in Britain. I tried it. n I've used butter on most of my sandwiches ever since.
Not a lot, honestly. Sometimes I mix it into tuna and then put that in a sandwich, but even that is buttered...
Load More Replies...Butter (or vegan substitute) goes on the bread first and stops the filling making the sandwich soggy. If you forget the butter you are going to have a poor sandwich.
Oh, my mom put butter on most of our sandwiches. We actually would eat just butter and sugar sandwiches (on Wonderbread!) sometimes. The thought now makes me gag.
It's perfectly normal to butter slices of bread for sandwiches! Even if you are putting mayonnaise in with salad. For all sandwiches. To not butter bread is strange! (I am a chef...)
So y'all are talking about just butter spread on dry bed, correct? Just get all the details to see if I'd like to try it.
Actually adding butter to sandwichs bread is very European, my parents did it also, they are from Holland
My mom does this. She even butters her peanut butter & jelly sandwiches!
I don’t think so. Everyone I know puts butter on all breads, including sandwiches. Perhaps it is odd that you don’t??????
Every type of sandwich in my country has butter, with the exception of Subway. Mayo is rare.
I've never put butter in a sandwich (US here). We use mayo and/or mustard on the bread. I'm not opposed to trying it though, butter makes everything taste better LOL! 😋 I do put butter on the bread after toasting it for BLTs, burgers, etc. And of course I use lots of butter for grilled cheese sandwiches!! 🥪
I do! That's how my great grandma would make her sandwiches. I still do it, but now I smoosh them flat too. Yummy!
Put butter on sandwiches, patatoes, mashed up hard boiled egg, in soup, on crackers, popcorn
As an Irish person this confuses me, why would you not put butter on bread/sandwiches?? I know I use butter for baking and cooking but my main use is on bread.
My dad makes PB & butter sandwiches. Makes me gag every time I see him do it. Yuck.
Always thought that buttering the bread for andwiches prevented the bread from getting soggy from any moisture in the fillings or condiments used - can't imagine eating a sandwich without butter
I put butter on all sandwiches. It’s a cultural thing I think. Everyone on both sides of my family does it.
No the butter thing isn't weird. It's absolutely standard in the UK. Sweet or savoury, there's butter on the bread. How do you not choke on say, a chicken sandwich if it's dry? Please don't say relish or sauce because THAT'S weird.
It keeps the bread from being soggy, used in food service industry all the time.
Ummm, that's totally normal. It keeps the bread from getting soggy from whatever you put on next, and tastes really good. A sandwich without butter is dry!
Mayo and french fry sandwiches. Best wtf-did-you-grow-up-eating food an ex ever shared with me.
And it's better if you use butter straight out of the fridge. That way you slice off chunks of butter rather than spread it. Irish butter ftw!
No, trying to spread butter like that put holes in the bread.
Load More Replies...Um.. Why would you NOT put butter on your bread? I think this one is a bit back to front.
BUTTER is NEVER weird!! Butter melts in the mouth, It is one of the true joys of life! A good yellow salted butter, wrapped in a light proof wrapper to prevent the taste and food value going off from sitting in lighted fridges,
Any Bread, Toast, Sandwiches, I put butter or margarine on the bread before any other topping/filling.
Most countries butter their sandwiches. I'm going to assume you live in the US where we prefer mayo.
When my mother ate peanut butter on saltines she would put butter on it first, then the peanut butter.
I had a friend do this will making a sandwiches for me. With tuna and mayonnaise. Barf.
I had the same reaction when I ordered a sandwich in Oslo. The guy started buttering the bread and I was so confused but went along with it. They also put so little meat on them compared to the US.
Warm buttered English muffins with PBJ was and still is a favorite breakfast of mine.
I don't know what is odd about this. I always use butter on my bread, if I want mayo I will put it on as well. I love butter.
Yes for butter on all bread. It tastes better. I think you are the weird one.
Everyone in Sweden butters their sandwiches. It's like as important as the bread itself. I'm Canadian and find it horrible.
I seem to remember that buttering sandwich bread was to keep things like sliced tomatoes from soaking through the bread and making the bread drippy
If I’m not mistaken buttering sandwich bread was to keep things like sliced tomatoes from leaking through and getting the bread soggy.
I don't understand all the people who think buttering sandwich is weird?? In the UK we butter all our sandwiches... unless it's bacon or sausage because they're cooked in enough fat already... and for those who say you use mayo instead... that's normal too... but it's as well as butter, not instead of... what else do you buy butter for?!
That‘s how we do it in Germany. You put butter under meat and cheese sandwiches. Also, fresh bread and just butter is the best thing in the world!
I grew up with that. I didn't realize it. I asked my mom when I was older why my pb&j didn't taste as good as hers. Butter! I was kinda horrified. I don't use it on that sandwich type to this day, but I think about it! However, I prefer butter over Mayo any day on all other sandwiches.
I butter the bread, then put the toppings on. I don't use mustard or ketchup, so butter's the only condiment on the sandwich.
If you butter the bread before spreading mayo, etc. then the bread doesn't get soggy.
If your sandwich is 2 slices of bread and 2 slices of meat, you don't have to put the mayonnaise directly on the bread. If you're worried about the bread getting soggy, put the mayonnaise between the 2 slices of meat, so it never touches the bread. No butter needed. But honestly I think most Americans put the mayo directly on the bread, just from habit, and soggy bread is rarely a problem. Maybe we have greasier mayo or thicker slices of bread than Europe?
Load More Replies...I have known people who buttered all bread too-I think this is regional/cultural.
Came from a butter household. There are a lot of butter discrimination out there. My mom and grandma taught us butter on everything lol saltines, butter on oatmeal, butter on bread ofc you silly the butter barrier protects your bread in a sandwich, butter on toasted pop tarts (the unfrosted side and only a heathen would eat an untoasted poptart) always had a butter dish out, was the secret ingredient to nearly all cooking, add a bit of butter. It was also normal for us to go to the doctor regularly.
I know someone who would butter the bread before putting on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I thought it was a weird flavor.
Using butter in place of other condiments is a matter of culture. The point was to put something fatty/oily of the bread first so the juices of whatever came next, meat or veg, wouldn't soak into the bread and make mush. But... no mustard????
I'd use either butter or mayo but not both - but all bread needs one or the other
My Mom ALWAYS buttered bread when making a sandwich. I still do it and I'm 75.
Ok downvote me to oblivion but it’s mayonnaise (none of that miracle whip c**p), mustard (yellow or dijon) in sandwiches! I agree, butter adds nothing to a sandwich if you have cured meats and toppings in there. You need something with more punch than butter.
I don't understand this one. Everyone here that I know uses butter on the bread when making sandwiches. The only time I don't is when making peanut butter sandwiches. Last weekend I just quickly whipped up some sandwiches - and I mean literally just grabbed some lunch meat and slapped it between some bread without doing anything else - and although my spouse at it he did comment on it being too dry and asked me to use butter for the next one.
My grandpa taught me to make sandwiches in the mid 80's, that's how he made them and how I still make them. He laughed the first time I made pb&j but used butter too, didn't make that mistake again.
I never use butter, my parent surprise me when I see they have butter on something I would never consider putting it on
Other than a zillion calories, I have no problem with buttering -almost- every bread. Not for pa amb tomaquet, for example.
I'm wondering if they are referring to subway type food as "sandwiches", and I've heard people refer to a burger as a sandwich
My southern grandfather did this. I think it's a southern thing
Not just a southern thing. It's the rest of the world thing. It's weird not to put butter in sandwiches.
Load More Replies...Depends ... under salami: not too healthy. Under cheese: great. Sandwiches are just hard to put butter on, especially *real* butter and not margerine.
Its not too hard, you aren't storing the butter correctly.
Load More Replies...Erm I and everyone I know puts butter on all bread especially sandwiches !!! UK
Not a big thing but Maple syrup. We tapped and made our own growing up. My wife will only use the store bought fake stuff. Doesn't even know what a maple tree looks like.
In years to come my daughter will be writing on one of these posts…. ‘My Dad used to tell me that animals that were on or next to the road (roadkill) were in fact sleeping after a hard night out and about, no they weren’t dead, they were SLEEPING.’ She is now old enough to know they are dead but she’ll point out the flattest pheasant or badger and ask me if it is sleeping, naturally I still assert that they are indeed fast asleep 😀
Apparently it's not normal to make everything at home. My dad is a chef and we (still) make everything ourselfs. I'm going to name some examples: pesto, broth, tomato sauce, jams and gelees, apple sauce, bread, sometimes butter, and pizza. When I was at the grocery store with my first boyfriend we wanted to make pasta and he wanted pesto so I naturally grabbed pine, basil and parmesan. He looked confused and asked why I wouldn't just grab a glas of pre made pesto. We had pre made this evening and it was okayish but I still prefer the foods and snacks my dad makes.
Definitely not weird. Time consuming but not weird. How greats your dad
Load More Replies...I had no idea this was totally a wrong thing to do: Growing up my mother would pin me down (me layng on my back) and sit on my stomach then put her mouth completely over my nose and blow air. It's like choking on spit. Apparently she thought it was hilarious. Fast-forward to my first serious relationship and he had to tell me 1) never try to do that to him again 2) it's basically abuse
When I was growing up, my mom made me shut my door if there was any noise happening in my room. Watching TV, playing games, talking on the phone, she didn't want to have to hear it, so I had to shut my door. When I started dating in high school, I would walk into my boyfriend's bedroom with them and shut the door behind me. Their parents would come in super angry, "Who shut this door?!?!" Sorry, I don't even think about it, it's a requirement in my house, it's literally muscle memory.
Not putting ketchup in the refrigerator. Ketchup is a shelf stable product and does not need to be refrigerated at all (as long as it is closed tightly), so we never put it in the fridge growing up. My (ex)wife was horrified by this.
My friend likes it cold, her husband grew up with it on the shelf. She buys 2 so they don't have to argue about it, lol
Load More Replies...A teenager who's parents are from the middle east just went far from her home to university. I look forward to hearing her telling me about all the things she thought were normal, but aren't. Like eating chicken and rice everyday for dinner with very little liquid (drinking too much water is bad) ... and wearing pajamas when you return home (regardless of the time of day). I'm glad I convinced the family to have her apply for admission, since it wasn't on their radar.
I always wear pajamas at home no matter what time of day it is (unless I'm expecting company). Why would you not want to be comfortable?
Load More Replies...Pinning your dirty socks together before you put them in the hamper, so when they come out of the dryer they are already paired. thought this was standard laundry procedure everywhere. My college roommates told me they had never seen this before. After a survey of our dorm floor, it was decided that this was not Standard Laundry Procedure.
We all have those washable laundry bags for socks and underwear. Everyone can decide if they want them folded and put away or left in the bag. My husband is the only one who puts them away.
Load More Replies...I didn't think boys got Christmas presents. Every year about 2 weeks before Christmas, my father would pull me aside and remind me that because I was the oldest (by 14 monthes) and the only boy( 3 younger sisters) that I shouldn't get my hopes up and expect anything. He would tell me that since there are 3 of them and only 1 of me, he couldn't justify spending money on me since it was just easier to disappoint 1 child rather then 3. Didn't realize that wasn't how Christmas worked until about 3rd grade after holiday break when our teacher asked us all to write an essay about what we got for Christmas. When I asked the teacher what the boys in class should do since we don't get gifts she looked horrified. After my teacher explained to me that it didn't work what way, I had 1000 questions. I told my dad about what the teacher told me and asked if she was telling me the truth. That's when he finally told me that he saw me as the accident that ruined his life and hated me.
My mother called farts "twizzers" and nipples "tillies". Man, did I confuse my classmates in grade school!
A pox on you and everyone like you. Including my husband. I finally started refusing to make him scrambled eggs. I make them for the girls and me. And he makes his own separate. Usually in the microwave.
Load More Replies...It took years and loved ones pointing it out for me to realize that I could ask for food to be sent back at restaurants, or at others' houses if I didn't want to eat it. To this day, I still have the urge to eat everything put in front of me by someone else otherwise I'll be "wasting it."
Macaroni and milk...elbow noodles covered in milk with at least a stick of butter. I thought everyone ate that but my ex husband never heard of it.
Milk noodles are a thing here in Germany, although my memory of them does not look like macaroni. I think we use the spiral noodles.
Load More Replies...There are three distinct colloquial terms from my part of the country that I literally had to show my then boyfriend (now husband) the terms in print in stores to get him to believe me. JoJos, thunder-eggs, and filberts are real things. 20 years and he still teases me about calling “geodes” thunder-eggs.
Please tell me someone else out there uses the phrase "come back on an eerie-wig" to describe being unsure as to how and when you'll get yourself home. First time I said this to my husband he teased me for about 3 hours and Google got nuthin.
I've not heard this. Reminds me of the saying my grandparents had though, when someone arrived home when we were at the dinner table "who's that walking round my garden tonight? It's only poor old Jim" I have no idea who Jim was or the greater context though.
Load More Replies...Erm I and everyone I know puts butter on all bread especially sandwiches !!! UK
Not a big thing but Maple syrup. We tapped and made our own growing up. My wife will only use the store bought fake stuff. Doesn't even know what a maple tree looks like.
In years to come my daughter will be writing on one of these posts…. ‘My Dad used to tell me that animals that were on or next to the road (roadkill) were in fact sleeping after a hard night out and about, no they weren’t dead, they were SLEEPING.’ She is now old enough to know they are dead but she’ll point out the flattest pheasant or badger and ask me if it is sleeping, naturally I still assert that they are indeed fast asleep 😀
Apparently it's not normal to make everything at home. My dad is a chef and we (still) make everything ourselfs. I'm going to name some examples: pesto, broth, tomato sauce, jams and gelees, apple sauce, bread, sometimes butter, and pizza. When I was at the grocery store with my first boyfriend we wanted to make pasta and he wanted pesto so I naturally grabbed pine, basil and parmesan. He looked confused and asked why I wouldn't just grab a glas of pre made pesto. We had pre made this evening and it was okayish but I still prefer the foods and snacks my dad makes.
Definitely not weird. Time consuming but not weird. How greats your dad
Load More Replies...I had no idea this was totally a wrong thing to do: Growing up my mother would pin me down (me layng on my back) and sit on my stomach then put her mouth completely over my nose and blow air. It's like choking on spit. Apparently she thought it was hilarious. Fast-forward to my first serious relationship and he had to tell me 1) never try to do that to him again 2) it's basically abuse
When I was growing up, my mom made me shut my door if there was any noise happening in my room. Watching TV, playing games, talking on the phone, she didn't want to have to hear it, so I had to shut my door. When I started dating in high school, I would walk into my boyfriend's bedroom with them and shut the door behind me. Their parents would come in super angry, "Who shut this door?!?!" Sorry, I don't even think about it, it's a requirement in my house, it's literally muscle memory.
Not putting ketchup in the refrigerator. Ketchup is a shelf stable product and does not need to be refrigerated at all (as long as it is closed tightly), so we never put it in the fridge growing up. My (ex)wife was horrified by this.
My friend likes it cold, her husband grew up with it on the shelf. She buys 2 so they don't have to argue about it, lol
Load More Replies...A teenager who's parents are from the middle east just went far from her home to university. I look forward to hearing her telling me about all the things she thought were normal, but aren't. Like eating chicken and rice everyday for dinner with very little liquid (drinking too much water is bad) ... and wearing pajamas when you return home (regardless of the time of day). I'm glad I convinced the family to have her apply for admission, since it wasn't on their radar.
I always wear pajamas at home no matter what time of day it is (unless I'm expecting company). Why would you not want to be comfortable?
Load More Replies...Pinning your dirty socks together before you put them in the hamper, so when they come out of the dryer they are already paired. thought this was standard laundry procedure everywhere. My college roommates told me they had never seen this before. After a survey of our dorm floor, it was decided that this was not Standard Laundry Procedure.
We all have those washable laundry bags for socks and underwear. Everyone can decide if they want them folded and put away or left in the bag. My husband is the only one who puts them away.
Load More Replies...I didn't think boys got Christmas presents. Every year about 2 weeks before Christmas, my father would pull me aside and remind me that because I was the oldest (by 14 monthes) and the only boy( 3 younger sisters) that I shouldn't get my hopes up and expect anything. He would tell me that since there are 3 of them and only 1 of me, he couldn't justify spending money on me since it was just easier to disappoint 1 child rather then 3. Didn't realize that wasn't how Christmas worked until about 3rd grade after holiday break when our teacher asked us all to write an essay about what we got for Christmas. When I asked the teacher what the boys in class should do since we don't get gifts she looked horrified. After my teacher explained to me that it didn't work what way, I had 1000 questions. I told my dad about what the teacher told me and asked if she was telling me the truth. That's when he finally told me that he saw me as the accident that ruined his life and hated me.
My mother called farts "twizzers" and nipples "tillies". Man, did I confuse my classmates in grade school!
A pox on you and everyone like you. Including my husband. I finally started refusing to make him scrambled eggs. I make them for the girls and me. And he makes his own separate. Usually in the microwave.
Load More Replies...It took years and loved ones pointing it out for me to realize that I could ask for food to be sent back at restaurants, or at others' houses if I didn't want to eat it. To this day, I still have the urge to eat everything put in front of me by someone else otherwise I'll be "wasting it."
Macaroni and milk...elbow noodles covered in milk with at least a stick of butter. I thought everyone ate that but my ex husband never heard of it.
Milk noodles are a thing here in Germany, although my memory of them does not look like macaroni. I think we use the spiral noodles.
Load More Replies...There are three distinct colloquial terms from my part of the country that I literally had to show my then boyfriend (now husband) the terms in print in stores to get him to believe me. JoJos, thunder-eggs, and filberts are real things. 20 years and he still teases me about calling “geodes” thunder-eggs.
Please tell me someone else out there uses the phrase "come back on an eerie-wig" to describe being unsure as to how and when you'll get yourself home. First time I said this to my husband he teased me for about 3 hours and Google got nuthin.
I've not heard this. Reminds me of the saying my grandparents had though, when someone arrived home when we were at the dinner table "who's that walking round my garden tonight? It's only poor old Jim" I have no idea who Jim was or the greater context though.
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