Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

Did you recycle your pizza box Andy?

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

Or..... hot take, he just likes his coffee black.

This is so sad.

Hypocrite.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

What the f**k?

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

Oh NO! Not the Furries! How long would it take for society to collapse if all the doggers died?

Appropriation again? Literally anything and everything is cultural appropriation. And do not dare to respond to this comment using the English Language unless you are English. That is cultural appropriation.

This does not compute.

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

And daedalion has the same worth as a literal turd for this opinion.

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this whole list is torture fr

They may have the largest brains, cannot be bothered to see if this maybe true, but they know sod all, and will spend the next few years too obsessed with sex.

Is the opposite also true? Should I cheat on your delusional a**e, are you going to help me become a better man?

Not sure of the context here, COULD be family, brothers and sisters, OR this could be mega creepy.

This is not a delusional take, this is just straight-up pedophilia.

See. Women are pedophilic, too.

Uuuuuuumm...

No. One cannot dream. Find someone closer to your own age ffs

Mega creepy

There is a fairly large push to normalize romantic adult/child relationships. And it scares the s**t out of me

You need to be on a list somewhere

I get that the OP is messed up, but... Just to throw this out there--how would we approach this if sexes/ages were reversed? Many classes I've taken--everything from human anatomy to psychology courses, and even including a class exploring different cultural and historical perspectives on "love"--bring up the different rates of emotional/psychological maturation between sexes. Do we take that into consideration as a society, or is "wrong" defined strictly by the law? In your mind, what is the acceptable biological age difference for different types of couples--or is it all the same regardless of sex, culture, religion?

MF if I found some 22yo with my 14yo, you would be better off to go ahead and go to jail, because anything they do will be TAME compared to what I do.

Nonononononoooooo!

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Dude my 1st serious girlfriend was 10 years younger than me ( She was 19 ) second 17 years younger ( She was 22 just FYI ), and they both taught me a great lesson lmao DONT FRIKKING DATE " KIDS ", right now i only care for women my age ( in their 40s )

she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there