Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

Did you recycle your pizza box Andy?

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

Or..... hot take, he just likes his coffee black.

This is so sad.

Hypocrite.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

What the f**k?

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

Oh NO! Not the Furries! How long would it take for society to collapse if all the doggers died?

Appropriation again? Literally anything and everything is cultural appropriation. And do not dare to respond to this comment using the English Language unless you are English. That is cultural appropriation.

This does not compute.

*Cough* Idi Amin *Cough* Sorry, I just swallowed some b******t

If you think a man owns his wife you should be in therapy and single.

OP, you shouldn't have taken all of your grandma's pills all at once!

more ruined days to come jazz

Well, she wont have to be worried about eviction anymore. Lifetime housing for her.

Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition

Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!

people are weird

My poor, deluded friend, that only, exclusively happens in Hollywood movies. In reality brutal men make no exceptions. There is no “dangerous to everyone but me, I’m special”. There is only a backhand and “shut the fυck up, bìtch”. I hope you never have to face reality until you grow out of this, many women have died because they made this sad mistake.

ok ok i had enough of this list, the people who created this list and add in's ..wtf are they children? cause I've been reading and reading and sounds more to me like f*****g 13 to 17 year old's living in a fantasy can, please go handle puberty somewhere else

kissing booth vibes

I understand the want, but ya gotta see how that'll play out in the long run.

Setting the bar REAL low here.

I just can't even..Ugh.

Maybe they're f**king joking?

she needs help

My boyfriend is harmless, but I can as well grab him by the face and tell him something like "Booh Booh, aren't you a cutie?" No gangster style, but a good relationship.

She should date a Borg. Then she could shout "babe look at me, don't assimilate him, please!"

And daedalion has the same worth as a literal turd for this opinion.

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this whole list is torture fr

They may have the largest brains, cannot be bothered to see if this maybe true, but they know sod all, and will spend the next few years too obsessed with sex.

Is the opposite also true? Should I cheat on your delusional a**e, are you going to help me become a better man?

Not sure of the context here, COULD be family, brothers and sisters, OR this could be mega creepy.

she needs to confirm if there is a brain up there

That's why I am still eating crappy takeaways too often in my 40's?

Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.