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People Can’t Agree Whether Giraffes Wear Their Ties At The Top Or Bottom, And The Answers Are Hilarious
Humanity has a lot of important unanswered questions. For example, are we alone in the universe? What comes after death? Is it possible to travel faster than the speed of light? But all these discussions will have to wait because there's one that is much more important: When giraffes go to work, do they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?
The question was posted on Twitter by comedian Jeremy Hammond, and the internet is divided once again. Post your answer below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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#1
Half prefers top, half prefers bottom. It’s a tie.
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#2
I see a disturbing lack of giraffes commenting. Let the giraffes decide for themselves!
#3
It probably starts at the top but after a tough day negotiating contracts with the baboons and lions, it likely slips down.
#4
I don't know. Most giraffes I've seen are either unemployed or jailed in a zoo.
#5
Where the ties are worn depends on social status: boss giraffes wear them on top, middle management in the middle, simple clerks at the bottom.
Final score:
28points
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I always thought it depended on if you were arriving to work, or leaving.....
#6
I think they only wear bow ties.
Penny Cillin 8 years ago
You're right. There was article about in last month's GQ; Giraffe Quarterly magazine.
#7
Actually, to answer were a giraffe should wear its tie, we first need to know how it wears its dress shirts!
Final score:
22points
Anna Brandigi 7 years ago
Question: how do you have time to keep posting so many comments on bp??
#8
Those of you who say the left picture looks better is obviously looking at it merely from a human's perspective. You know how that's highly inconsiderate towards giraffes? Because, basically, what you're saying is that if they don't look like us shortnecks they'll look ugly and undesirable as the long-necked creatures that they are!
#9
Of course at the bottom! They do not have that long arms to tie it at the top
Final score:
19points
#10
Think about this for a moment. Do humans wear ties at the bottom? or the top of their necks?
#11
The really important question is: do Pandas wear ties, and if, how?
Final score:
14points
JEFF THE KILLER 8 years ago
yes we should be worrying about the more important stuff in life... like pandas :/
#12
Let me ask another question: do giraffes go to work?
Final score:
11points
#13
I'm surprised that it took so long for this important question to be asked.
#15
They wear very wide ties that cover their entire neck, come on guys...
#16
He can wear it however he likes, he's a confident, self esteemed giraffe who does not need your approval.
#18
Do we wear ties directly under our chin? No. We wear ties on the bottom of our necks. Unless you're an uncultured swine like left giraffe.
#19
1. Looks professional. 2. Looks slack AF. I'm not super familiar with Giraffe law or culture.
#20
Bow ties go at the top of the neck and regular ties at the bottom. How about read a damn book sometime and get learned about giraffe style.
#24
Depends on the job, depends on the giraffe. I prefer the more laid back, bottom of the neck look. The right giraffe can really work the look.
#25
Middle is not an option?
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
Why would a giraffe wear a tie on the middle of his neck? Now that would be just outright silly.
#26
I feel a tie is at the top and a scarf is at the bottom. I'm fully qualified to make that assertion.
#27
Obviously the top. How else is he going to bottom his shirt? Also why is his giraffe naked? That's so inappropriate for the workplace!! Mr. Giraffe, you sir have got me fucked up.
#28
As they wear camouflage, giraffes probably do not wear a tie at all, as it does not combine nicely.
Final score:
4points
#29
It's irrelevant where the tie is as a wider tie knot with a horizontal pattern will create the illusion of a fuller neck and a fuller neck is what all lady giraffes are into these days
Final score:
4points
#32
Bottom because gravity.
#38
The point of the tie is to cover the buttons on the shirt, right? Shirts sitting on the abdo, bro.
#39
The best giraffess have so long necks that were one tie ends they simply wear the next one.
Final score:
3points
#40
In last month's GQ (Giraffe Quarterly) magazine, fashion designer Giraffio Armani said position doesn't matter as long as it's not a clip-on tie. Giraffio said clip-ons are for sloths.
Final score:
3points
#42
If they wear a bow tie it's at the top, the other kind goes at the bottom. Don't ask me why, lol.
#44
Republican giraffes put the tie at the top of their necks; democrat giraffes put the tie at the bottom.
#51
It's 2016- accept all giraffes for how they choose to wear their ties!
Final score:
2points
Speedy_Sloth 8 years ago
OMG I LOVE UR USERNAME AND UR DAN AND PHIL PICTURE!!!! WHATS UR REAL NAME?!?!
#53
Top looks more professional whereas the bottom looks more like a chillen after 6 hours into the shift.
#54
I'm pretty sure they never wear ties, but if they did it would definitely be at the bottom of the neck, the same as us...
#56
Guys, guys you're looking at this all wrong it's not about whether we wear it at the bottom or top of our neck... It's about the head to 1/2.
#57
Depends. If their in the open, maybe being chased by predators, they'd want the tie high up so nobody could grab on to it. But during lunch grazing the tree tops, they'd put the tie down low so they wouldn't snag on a branch (or drop food on it). So you can often tell whether the giraffe is on a break or working, by where his tie is. Unless you're talking clip on's.
#58
Bottom, the meaning of ties are to cover up the buttons, you can't cover all if you use it on the top of your neck, and you'll look ridiculous and you'll look like you want to hang yourself with it.
#59
Well if he is also assumably wearing a collared shirt, I doubt his shirt would go all the way to the top of his neck. Thus, I think bottom.
#61
I see giraffes as laid back, too cool for school type of animals! So defo on the bottom! Hanging loose, chilling at the watering- hole, catching up on the banter with his other colleague's and even making a joke or two about how their always the first to know when it rains!!
Final score:
1point
#63
Bottom near the body. at the top it looks like he's wearing a small flag/pendant.
Final score:
1point
#65
Like I said on the feed..I think bottom, on their shoulders...and I marvel that I thought this through. I need to get out of the house more often.
Final score:
1point
#66
Obviously at the bottom. If not, the tie would hang in the food at lunch time, and the dress shirt would not fit right in the shoulders.
Final score:
1point
#68
The tie at the bottom is clearly slovenly & uncouth. If a giraffe came in to my office dressed like that I'd remind him of the whole cheetah/trainers debacle. And no one needs reminding of how that ended, do we?
Final score:
1point
#69
At the top when he's at work. Then after work, when he goes out with the guys for beer, at the bottom.
Final score:
1point
#70
Bottom of neck. Human also put bottom if neck. It look nicer
Final score:
1point
#71
I don't know but they must ask their moms to tie it. These beasts cannot even touch their own neck. Have you seen them drinking... LOL
Final score:
1point
#73
You don't wear your tie up around your jaw, you wear it down close to your shoulders. #2 all the way.
#78
To all the guys saying the top is this how you wear your tie? What retard wears there tie at the top of there neck.
#86
Definitely bottom of their neck - juts like we don`t wear ties just below our jaw, right?
Final score:
0points
#87
Antelopes wear them at the bottom. So maybe it's the same for giraffes.
Final score:
0points
#88
The giraffes need a wider tie to cover more of their necks.
Final score:
0points
#89
For fashion shows, they wear ruff collars. Multiple, like a very tall Christmas tree...
Final score:
0points
#90
Like #3, I'd say that the ties would move up or down depending on what they did during the day.
Final score:
0points
#91
It just depends on the giraffe's likings... I say either one!
Final score:
0points
#92
The real question is . . . how are giraffes even putting on ties?
Final score:
-1point
#93
Giraffes wear their ties at the collar of their shirts like every other animal. Since a giraffe's shirt would only cover its torso, the tie would go at the bottom of its neck. For those of you who think that a giraffe would go shirtless and just wear a tie, where do you think giraffes work? Chippendales?
Final score:
-1point
#94
First of all people, do giraffes even ware ties? Secondly, they don't have hands to tie them up...
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
It's the 21st century - Giraffes are free to do as they please...
Joanne Palmer 8 years ago
I see giraffes as laid back, too cool for school type of animals! So defo on the bottom! Hanging loose, chilling at the watering- hole, catching up on the banter with his other colleague's and even making a joke or two about how their always the first to know when it rains!!
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
It's the 21st century - Giraffes are free to do as they please...
Joanne Palmer 8 years ago
I see giraffes as laid back, too cool for school type of animals! So defo on the bottom! Hanging loose, chilling at the watering- hole, catching up on the banter with his other colleague's and even making a joke or two about how their always the first to know when it rains!!
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