"to put it that even a simple mind like you understands"

That's why you send emails with receipts lol. I know you opened, it got the receipt back and saved.

God yes, that's why we archive everything and the IT complains that our email servers are full.

fight me. i dare you

I always wonder if I should send unfriendly reminders...

I use this as a confirmation. Typically in a follow-up email to a phone call so that I can get written confirmation of the discussion and ensure we are all clear on what is being done.

Don't try to ignore me because I'll come at you.

I just go with, 'regards' by itself.

I don't care what your opinion is. The record states xyz and if it's not documented then it didn't happen.

I don't want to have to tell you again so I'm going to be passive aggressive with my thank you in hopes that it will guilt you into doing it.

"Because you deliberately ignored it..."

Lmao! I use this on a daily basis. As an regulator part if my job is making sure you follow your own damn policy that was approved by the board. It's YOUR policy, not mine. All you have to do is follow what you said you would do.

"I know you told me yesterday that you're working on it, but I've got someone back here telling me how 'urgent' this is and they won't be satisfied unless they're convinced that I'm devoting all of my time and effort to their issue."

"We both know you got yourself into trouble"

"with all due respect" = "you dumb piece of..."

Please clarify your instructions since last time you almost cost me my job.

loVeLy

"Hope this helps". *eye roll*

'...please refer to: xx'

I address emails / letters to " the person that can "

"I want this in black and white. I'm just trying to cover my own a*s. "

and a big "THANK YOU!" to some of the most incompetent management I have ever had to work with.

I'm tired of you until tomorrow.

Got any question pack your bag.

Stop giving me work and solve your own problems.

Don't half a*s two things, whole a*s one thing.