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Happy spooktacular month! If you are a parent, this time may be especially busy for you. From creating a smashing DIY Halloween costume for your little daredevil to some of you still homeschooling your kids, working from home, and trying not to worry too much about the future in these uncertain times.

So for those of you who need a little pick-me-up, we have a monthly treat—this hilariously relatable compilation with parenting tweets baked straight out of the oven. From kids’ shenanigans to parents sharing their daily wisdom in painfully funny one-liners, October’s list has it all.

Get yourself a pumpkin spice latte, scroll down, upvote your favorite posts, and let us know how your parenting game has been going this month in the comments!

If you've fallen behind on the series, fire up our earlier collections: September, August, and July.

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    From our monthly parenting tweets series, we all have realized how being a mom or a dad is not for everyone. It requires a sheer amount of patience, dedication, and thinking ‘outside the box’ which, unsurprisingly, makes being a parent among the hardest jobs out there.

    The only harder thing than being a parent is being a single parent, tackling all the challenges of raising your kid on your own. So to find out more about the hardships of being a single parent, we spoke with Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce,” which is a professional divorce document preparation service with 20 years of market history.

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    “Being a single parent is equally difficult for both a mother and father,” Natalie said and added that most of these difficulties appear during puberty. “Do you think it is easy for a father to talk to his daughter about the first menstrual period or go together to choose the first bra? At the very least, it will be awkward for both.”

    However, single dads face quite a lot of other challenges in addition to the ones mentioned above. “Many single fathers do not want to be overly strict with their children. Instead, they try to be soft, caring, and reasonable so that children do not feel neglected. In the same way, single fathers often try to make up for the absence of a mother in the family.” Natalie explained that this often leads to the fathers overindulging their children or giving up discipline altogether

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    Gala h
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter locked me out of the house once while I was putting the washing up. Went to the window "open the door darling...". Up until I saw her face I thought it was an accident but she seemed way too pleased with herself. I had to break into my own house!

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    Buren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shape shifters, unauthorized clones could be out there. Your daughter will do great in the future

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    Moreover, as confusing as it sounds, single fathers are often very protective of their children when solving personal problems. Natalie explained that such behavior happens because “they want to protect their child from everything that can upset or negatively affect them, like a mother hen. New friends or a date? It will be difficult for a potential partner/friend to gain the trust of a single father.”

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make your coffee, go sit in your car and phone their cell to wake your kid, space for self preservation in the morning is in the manual

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these messages from banks usually when i draw 20 Euros! The fit apps is weird that they don't ask me "are you dead"?

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    Work-life balance is also something that single parents often have trouble with. “It is difficult to provide for their children and be with them all the time (except, of course, if you work remotely). A single father sometimes has to sacrifice something, and children do not always understand this. From here, there may be misunderstandings and alienation between parent and child,” the life transformation coach concluded.

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. It's really hard to lose at Candyland as it really is a game of chance. I started cheating with the preschooler and drawing multiple cards.

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    CP
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there and it is startling! My other favorite is the scampering around the bed but all you can see is the very top of their head.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there seems to be a jem called Urban Dictionary..I think they'd appreciate your addition!

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if i don't have kids and wear different shoes in my feet cause mornings?

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    Erika
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm okay with this up to a point -- there's nearly as much difference between 13 and 24 months as the same in years. Tell me he's 61 months and I'll fight you.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep doing that for another 20 years, she will find it endearing one day

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    Penelope
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one feels more like bullying and less like funny parenting moments.

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson had a major meltdown because I gave him gummy bears. He wanted gummy worms. Literally the same thing just in a different shape. Learned my lesson real quick!

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can grown-ups have a designated cookie tummy too? And can it have a faster metabolism than our usual tummy?

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I got along (by that I mean actually talking to each other, not yelling, not getting into a physical fight) for a total of about 6 months in the almost 50 years we've been alive. Luckily it's the complete opposite with my brother.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a preschooler, I had several speech impediments. I called dumptrucks "dumb f***s." My grandmother was horrified.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Lauren and Demi, on more serious note, check bruxism. I did that but not in my sleep and thought it was just me being me, but apparently it's a thing

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be locked then, or it wouldn’t be closed, and you’d be holding court from “the throne” with kids and animals all present and accounted for.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then expecting your child to be honest with and not lie to you. Instead of saying "no" we prefer to lie to our children. What does that teach them? 1. Lying is fine (yes, they can tell when you lie to them most of the time, which can lead to trust issues) 2. There is never a "no" for me in this world = entitlement. Now I am not judging parents who do this, I totally understand that desperate situations sometimes lead to unwise decisions and how hard it may be to say "no" to those cute people. But it is necessary for them. And for you.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't have kids, your spouse will talk to you whenever you are wearing headphones.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in a travel mug with a vacuum seal. It’ll be portable, stay warm longer, and won’t spill if “nobody” knocks it over.

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    ƒιѕн
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well get all the moldy dishes outta there while you're at it.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our education was based on the "It won't kill them so let them try it." principle. That's how I learned that a peanut butter, gravy, cucumber, ham sandwich doesn't taste as good as I thought it would.

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    Lori McMillen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And spend the next 3 weeks hearing the annoying sound they made up! No thank you

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