Love this

I need a friend like Caleb

So sweet

And that's why freddy is only bothering teenagers ever since

Good luck with that

Mom! My savior, my hero! What? NOooooooooOOoOOOOo

Practical. Actually brilliant!!

My daughter locked me out of the house once while I was putting the washing up. Went to the window "open the door darling...". Up until I saw her face I thought it was an accident but she seemed way too pleased with herself. I had to break into my own house!

Shape shifters, unauthorized clones could be out there. Your daughter will do great in the future

Make your coffee, go sit in your car and phone their cell to wake your kid, space for self preservation in the morning is in the manual

I get these messages from banks usually when i draw 20 Euros! The fit apps is weird that they don't ask me "are you dead"?

Cannot unsee it now

Been there. Done that. It's really hard to lose at Candyland as it really is a game of chance. I started cheating with the preschooler and drawing multiple cards.

Give them glitter, still finding it in your coffin.

Then your wife must have a very small mouth. Hmmm…

lol i dont know how or why they always like that language

S**t, that movie gave ME nightmares and I was mid 30 when I saw it!!!!!!

Been there and it is startling! My other favorite is the scampering around the bed but all you can see is the very top of their head.

Well, there seems to be a jem called Urban Dictionary..I think they'd appreciate your addition!

Dam it, how does he look good in everything?!?!

Burn.

Good stuff, cherish it

Yes! And I'd want you, uh, her, to be my new friend.

Kindergarten mafia

What if i don't have kids and wear different shoes in my feet cause mornings?

Ouch, I have that too

I'm okay with this up to a point -- there's nearly as much difference between 13 and 24 months as the same in years. Tell me he's 61 months and I'll fight you.

Keep doing that for another 20 years, she will find it endearing one day

The best “staycation” for exhausted parents.

Or the end?

This one feels more like bullying and less like funny parenting moments.

My grandson had a major meltdown because I gave him gummy bears. He wanted gummy worms. Literally the same thing just in a different shape. Learned my lesson real quick!

Remove outfit, apply icepack 😂

Perfect😅😅

Practice makes us better

Will plug you back when she needs something don't worry

GOALS!!!

My husband is the same way.

Home is where the fridge is.