I wanted to get out of a meeting at work and instead go home to play my new PlayStation 3, so I pretended to pass out. As I closed my eyes and "fell" to the floor I had misjudged the distance to the nearest desk. I hit my head on it so hard that I knocked myself out and knocked the PC monitor (which was not a flat screen) off the desk and onto my back, breaking scapular. Well I got out of work, but didn't get to play PlayStation for a while due to being in hospital.

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karma LMAO

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I faked that I had a heart attack when I was 11 so that my parents wouldn't go away when they visited my summer camp. It was probably a panic attack now that I think of it.

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i- i had problems when i was 11..... i told my parents i would cut a chunk out of my leg with a steak knife if they made me go to swim team practice and i actually did cut a small scar into my leg........... needless to to say i never went to swim practice again

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dang...

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I used to make myself sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

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i used to eat expired yogurt when i was 6 so i would throw up and not go to school.

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