Soft can-openers always say crazy stuff like"Stay off the counters" or " Don't eat my tuna". We're not the insane ones.

Must pounce!

My black cat is anything but quiet

Catbowl: EMPTY, cat: 🔪 the actual cat bowl: 9368825401...c203_b.jpg

puuurrrrfection

… and face your fluffy void end :)

If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH,' the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. --Sir Terry Pratchett

The quiet ones are studying the situation and aren't gonna act until they have a solid plan.

Murder mittens!

Middle finger kitty :P

I'm actually better than good, I'm great...

I intend to I don't need you to tell me what I need

Accurate.

painted like one of your french girls

is he peeing?

But please don't drink and drive

Awwwwwww :)

"What are you talking about, hooman? I am the definition of fabulous. I have always been fabulous. Now, get off my mountain and find me some tuna."

The white patch could be interpreted as resembling a middle finger. Coincidence?

yes

I would love a print of this.

Yas 👏

I’d love this as both a poster in my kitchen and on a T shirt.

Why is he giving me the finger. His face gives us all the finger all the time!

I need this on a t-shirt!

Down electrics, chew the cables, fa la la, lalalaa, la la laa, dash the ornaments off the tables, falalala laa, la laa laa laaaaaa!

Chaos is mine, sayeth the cat!

Why am I not laughing?

why is this one last?? honestly its great!

This hits a little hard today, but it does make me smile. A year ago today I lost my BFF of 52 years. We were truly partners in many crimes because we were always doing epic $h!+. We met in Catholic school. If anyone is familiar with the move “The Trouble With Angels” you will be familiar with this line frequently said by Mary. “I have a scathingly brilliant idea!” That was our motto until the day she died. I miss you!😞

Something for your mind 🎶

Kitty's got priorities 🍷

I love how he always has his wine!!