People Are Roasting Dating Profile Bios That Are ‘Red Flags’ In Themselves, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones
Dating is hard, there’s no question about it. And while social media and dating apps were supposed to make it easier, in many cases they just put even more pressure on finding love.
So no wonder that people on Twitter had a lot to say when it comes to dating cliches and overused pickup lines. Think of countless The Office references in Tinder bios and cringe-worthy jokes like the one about loving pineapple on a pizza.
Below we wrapped up some illuminating tweets that reveal what really annoys people when looking for a date.
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Well tbf I tried changing my age on Twitter and they suspended my account because I clicked the wrong year and apparently I was a newborn
This one for sure! If you can't come up with even one interesting thing to say about yourself, then I'm not going to "just ask".
“The worst thing about online dating is that you're pretty much guaranteed to come across the same profiles over and over again,” Pippa Murphy, relationship and sex expert at Condoms.uk told Bored Panda via email. “You know, the ones with bad grammar, selfies only or people who are too specific about what they want in their match,” she added.
Some of the biggest icks on a dating profile include things like bad grammar. “It's not hard to proofread your profile before posting it. If you're going to write something and put it out there for everyone to see, at least make sure it's grammatically correct! It makes me wonder if this person is really serious about finding someone or just looking for attention,” Pippa explained.
What's the point in dating if you're not already choosing the honeymoon destiny
Another big faux pas is when people only post selfies. “I've noticed that people who have an overabundance of selfies on their profiles usually take an overabundance of selfies in person too,” the relationship expert said. “When I see multiple selfies, I think they're only looking for validation from others rather than connecting with someone who might like them for themselves.”
Wait hold up....ORGANIC food, as in biological material to break down? Huh. That takes guts. (I'm very sorry. Couldn't help it.)
I honestly don't get the height thing, even when I was dating I didn't see it (granted I'm cis woman, so I don't see other girls profiles, but no one I know would say such a thing!). I know it's true though, seen it too much online, for all I know it happens here too. Regardless, my point is: Judging someone on a physical trait, or something they don't control, it's like a little toxic backlash, misdirected "girl power" that is actually misandry and bigotry. Any judgement like that is so pointless, as it has nought to do with who that person is, what they are like. it shouldn't be so normalised: if men could openly say what size exactly their partner should be and no bigger it would not be so accepted (yes I know this happens too)
Although Pippa notes that this isn't necessarily true 100% of the time, “there's definitely some correlation between how much someone posts self-portraits online and how much they post self-portraits in person.”
“It could also be an indication that they don’t have many friends (which is totally fine), however, they should spend more time on forming strong friendships than putting their all into a relationship as they may become too dependent on that person.”
Whenever people say "it's the ... for me", my eyes endlessly roll and roll and roll...
f**k I hate "partner in crime" it is such a stupid thing and so cliche.
Some people are way too specific about what they want, Pippa argues. “I've found that people who are too specific about what they want from a relationship usually aren't in touch with their emotions or needs. They're focused on what others can do for them rather than on what they can do for others in return. This makes it seem like they're only looking for someone to fill a void rather than becoming part of someone's life.”
Another big no-no in dating is sending a one-word message when reaching out. “Starting a conversation on a dating app with a simple ‘hi’ is a big no-no. Not only does this imply that the person you matched with isn’t worthy of you making a real effort, but it also makes you appear boring. I usually find that people who only send a one-word message on a dating app are usually looking for the quickest way to eliminate their responsibilities.”
After all, Pippa told us, studies have shown that it takes just 30 seconds to make a great impression whilst online dating. “That’s why the opening line is so important to get right if you do plan on making a real connection with someone online.”
Could someone please enlighten me? Google might bring results I don't wanna see 😅
I heard Tinder banned fish pics. Unless that was an April Fool's joke. 🤔
In a previous interview with Bored Panda, James Preece, a celebrity dating coach & relationship expert, explained that the coronavirus pandemic has really changed the way people are dating. In most parts, for the better.
“They've been forced to slow things down, which is actually a great thing. They've had a great chance to reflect on what they do and don't want,” he said.
Preece firmly believes that people are now much more serious about finding a long-term partner and they aren't willing to settle anymore. “So they are less likely to be messing around on dating apps and more likely to look to meeting people in the real world.”
As long as you don't make it your entire personality, I don't see anything wrong with liking franchises.
hate that king/queen thing. Anyone who has that c**p on her profile will definitely have fake nails too.
But nevertheless, dating is still a difficult thing to tackle. In some cases, a romantic interest can even not get the hints.
“If you've tried being subtle and it didn't get noticed, then it's time to change tack. It's worth noting that they might already be aware of your interest, but they aren't sure how to react. If they aren't keen, then they will pretend they've not noticed to avoid embarrassment,” Preece explained.
Preece argues that in most cases, it’s best not to go for an over-the-top romantic gesture, but ask the person you’re into if they’d like to go out on a date one evening. “It doesn't need to be more complicated than that and they might be curious for just one meeting.”
It's just for pics on dating apps and social media. I'm holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa! Here I am doing a handstand in front of the Eiffel Tower!
Definitely not a match. All the cats sleep in the bed with us. Non negotiable.
Dating apps are still some of the most popular ways to meet people. In fact, 42% of adults think dating apps make it easier to find a long-term partner, according to this survey from Pew Research Center, while only 22% said apps make it harder.
A whopping 43% of men said they are using the apps to casually date while 42% said they are looking for a long-term partner. Alternatively, 48% of women said they are using dating apps to find long-term partners and only 37% are using apps to date casually.
However, although the majority of people agree that dating is easier through apps, a whopping 88% of adults are disappointed by what they’ve seen on the dating apps. More than half, 55%, of adults feel insecure from the lack of messages they receive. However, men tended to feel this way more than women.
People who need to tell they are sarcastic are not doing it right, change my mind
I feel like most of these are all just...people answers? You might not like them, but I'm not sure what else you're supposed to say or post on formulaic dating websites.
"I don't check this app very often. Come see me on IG @I_am_only_here_to_farm_followers"
If as many men hike as there are men who say they hike, the trails would be overrun.
"I travel the world but mainly to do hiking in places I can brag about at work"
Entire bio: "I love to laugh, and have a good time." Yes, so does All Of Everyone Else. What makes you laugh? What is a good time for YOU?
let me try: "Hi! I'm Stephaneigh. I'm really quirky and you might not be able to handle me lol! I have 18382743 fur-babies-if you have one, we'll get along. Looking for someone to be the Jim to my Pam!"
Let's see if we can combine all these into one. "Hi, I'm VB, I love : seeing other sweaty, muscled men in different countries, getting crossfaded, all the safe entry level fandoms, really bad sitcoms and I want to steal your dog. Anyone willing to pay for my evening out, swipe right. lol". How did I do?
Hard no if anyone has "deleting this app soon," "cuddles tonight?" or "it's my birthday!" in their profile.
If I had to write for an app like this: Hi, I'm KC. I'm a cis woman. I love reading, music and photography. My husband just passed away after 30 years of marriage so right now I'm looking for good conversation and sometimes a movie date, walks with coffee at the end of the the walk or catching a movie and talking about it afterward.
I feel like most of these are all just...people answers? You might not like them, but I'm not sure what else you're supposed to say or post on formulaic dating websites.
"I don't check this app very often. Come see me on IG @I_am_only_here_to_farm_followers"
If as many men hike as there are men who say they hike, the trails would be overrun.
"I travel the world but mainly to do hiking in places I can brag about at work"
Entire bio: "I love to laugh, and have a good time." Yes, so does All Of Everyone Else. What makes you laugh? What is a good time for YOU?
let me try: "Hi! I'm Stephaneigh. I'm really quirky and you might not be able to handle me lol! I have 18382743 fur-babies-if you have one, we'll get along. Looking for someone to be the Jim to my Pam!"
Let's see if we can combine all these into one. "Hi, I'm VB, I love : seeing other sweaty, muscled men in different countries, getting crossfaded, all the safe entry level fandoms, really bad sitcoms and I want to steal your dog. Anyone willing to pay for my evening out, swipe right. lol". How did I do?
Hard no if anyone has "deleting this app soon," "cuddles tonight?" or "it's my birthday!" in their profile.
If I had to write for an app like this: Hi, I'm KC. I'm a cis woman. I love reading, music and photography. My husband just passed away after 30 years of marriage so right now I'm looking for good conversation and sometimes a movie date, walks with coffee at the end of the the walk or catching a movie and talking about it afterward.