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After the popularity of Overheard L.A. and then Overheard New York, it seems that we have all become nosy little eavesdroppers. While listening in on strangers conversations should still be considered rude and intrusive, sometimes you can't help but pick up a juicy snippet of gossip, completely out of context, that is just comedy gold.
People are taking to Twitter in their thousands to document these random overheard conversations, and while this may suck in terms of our privacy when out among strangers, its certainly good for a laugh on the internet!
Scroll down below to check out some of the best, compiled in a list by Bored Panda. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Heather Johnson 6 years ago
No shame here but I was the same way when I got on my first flight at 18 years old lol
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Heather Johnson 6 years ago
I do this with my daughter. I'm always closest to the street and on those rare occasions when she comes in my room in the middle of the night to get in my bed, I always sleep closest to the door just in case I gotta pull out my Kimber Solo and whoop some intruders a*s. Hahahahaha.
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6 years ago
Dad's sighing cuz actually he wanna engage in super awesome space travel but can't :(
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Zori the degu 6 years ago
I don't like most kids but when I hear little children that crazy, I know they'd be something one day
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Iris Omri-Engler 6 years ago
In a few years she will understand that faster is not always better
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Adria Rhodes 6 years ago
What's even MORE sad is the folks that just can't find humor in life. Why so serious?
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Lydia Curio 6 years ago
:( I don't care if this comment gets down voted, I cannot keep this inside: This is an awful thing to say to any child of any age. We don't own anyone, not even our kids. They are PEOPLE, with their own bodies, their own brains, their own feelings and opinions and no one owns them. not their parents, no one. they are not belongings or things or slaves.
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Hayley Lightcap 6 years ago
This is, no joke, why I didn't get anything more than a trim for 10 years of my life.
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Леда Ледда 6 years ago
Well it has some bacteria, right? Unless distilled. So not quite vegan :):) In Canada they sell gluten - free water :) WTF
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 6 years ago
This sounds like something I'd say. I once worked at our local golf course where people look for puffins. People would come into the pro shop and ask me about them and I got into trouble for telling the rich guests that they taste great. Probably not the best thing to say.
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Kayleigh Blake 6 years ago
I wear DC's at work. Flat and comfy for *me*. Got a problem with it? Stop looking at my feet, you're weird........
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Christy Williams 6 years ago
It is rough to date outside your phone platform but it's doable if you work at it :D (my beau has an iPhone but I don't hold it against him)
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Margaret Shannon 6 years ago
Some libraries require membership for entry. That is a sin against God and a crime against humanity. When I am empress, those people will be flogged. And keel-hauled.
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Bradley Roon 6 years ago
i'm forever pulling out my debit card to check out books, and i've been known to grab my library card, my Co-op membership card, my Ace Rewards card and have it pay for something. Makes me think my wallet is not organized too well.....
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Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
This is friendship goals! I want my girlsfriends to have these convos about me, if I am every going through a break up! :D
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Isabel Care 6 years ago
In certain London parks it's pelican eat pigeon. See You Tube freakiness
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Priscilla Winslow 6 years ago
I'm 72 years young, and I still have no clue what the difference is between reptile and amphibian sex? Does it have anything to do with the G-spot?
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Luann Suhr 6 years ago
You guys do realize people smoke meat as in the cooking process... right?
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Michelle Dodson 6 years ago
Commonly referred to as a "French bath". My hubs works swing, so he showers at night. I work from home 4 days a week, so I usually don't shower until later in the day unless I'm going somewhere. One of the very few perks of adulting in this day & age - I get to decide when (and IF) I take a shower. Yee haw! I'm living the dream, baby.
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Sarah Figini 6 years ago
ew no, i dont want to see your cheese library, always wash between your folds
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Bobbi Newell 6 years ago
Translation: He's used to dating women who are all about the drama, and this one is laid back. That just hurts my brain...
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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 6 years ago
He says that because from his experience a lot of baritone singers tend to get fat and die young. Not that strange if you think about it.
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Diannika Starr 6 years ago
This makes sense. Think about it. 90% + of the time you are using wipes, its because you are dealing with something icky/dirty. So cleaning it off makes sense. Just like you need to clean your sink fixtures.
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Kevin Braid 6 years ago
oh f**k no lol, ukip helped bring about Brexit and it will be a huge massive clusterfuck, most DRs and nurses are not renewing their contracts, companies are leaving en masse, cant even get folk to pick fruit... literally the only good thing about Brexit is that Scotland will go indy
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Elizabeth Molloy 6 years ago
It doesn't matter what she does, she always looks like a fashion store mannequin
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Rebecca Anne 6 years ago
She means that God will make a way to provide the funds to pay the bill.
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19Leo Leider 6 years ago
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
19Leo Leider 6 years ago
I once heard a child say to another child, "No, don't hug me, you're my ex-wife."
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