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29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My late father (born in '33) used to say he'd been "d**ked by the dangling dong of destiny" when something went wrong that was out of his control.

mourninglark , Sarah Stierch Report

Final score:

172points

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spirit wolf 3 years ago

I will be adopting this phrase, going into effect immediately. Thank you!

100points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When I was a kid and we had a slow start to our day my mother would say “we’re off like a herd of turtles” still makes me smile

kurtsta , Krabiman Report

Final score:

143points

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LH25 3 years ago

I had an uncle who said "turd of Herdles" instead.

55points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group There was an older gentleman, about 70, that I used to work with that looked at me and said “His butter done slid off his biscuit” referring to another coworker acting crazy. I’m in southern Kentucky.

Awerunner , Bill Selak Report

Final score:

128points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

His cheese has slid off his cracker

40points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My grandpa likes to use the phrase "not my monkey, not my circus"

to everyone asking if he's Polish, we're Latino. He says it in both Spanish and English, "no es mi circo, no son mis monos". I didn't realize until writing it out that he flips the order in English.

Career_Much , Ben Tullis Report

Final score:

119points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I assume this is idiomatic for “not my problem.”

61points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group answers the phone

“Yellow!”

fjordbastard , Erik Vanden Report

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114points

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Sky Render 3 years ago (edited)

Better than the early 2000s, when the standard phone greeting was "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?"...

33points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group Went into a speed shop the other day and overheard the shop owner talking to someone on the phone. Man was 60+ and said un-ironically "Catch ya on the flip side Daddio" to end the conversation he was having.

ampd1450 , Adam Report

Final score:

103points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Straight out of the 1950s...and it’s Daddy-o

63points

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group slight stray from question, my english professor says “heavens to betsy”

MyxHere13 , Shane Global Report

Final score:

100points

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Otter 3 years ago

Your English professor isn't allowed to swear on the job

19points

Flashy_Concern_4676 , Peter Hellberg Report

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group You can call me anything you like except late for dinner!

I use this all the time and my wife tells me that’s something only old men say

Final score:

93points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

Hello Mr "in time for dinner" I'm Mrs "always room for dessert"

40points

aGrlHasNoUsername , Antonio Castagna Report

#10

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group “If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas”

Final score:

87points

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Suz66 3 years ago

I heard Sheldon use this one on Big Bang Theory.

25points

#11

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My nana says “That really turns me on” about ANYTHING. Good ice cream, a movie, music, doesn’t matter.

spinkyrinky , alex yosifov Report

Final score:

79points

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

A good ice cream turns me on too😅😅😅

38points

#12

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group "Davenport" to mean couch. Apparently, it was a name-brand couch back in the day.

bradradio , Kara Babcock Report

Final score:

79points

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Otter 3 years ago

My late grandmother saud that. She was born around 1900.

22points

#13

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom was not a fan of colorful language, I can't recall ever hearing an f-bomb escape her lips. But if she was mad at someone, she would say "They can just go piss up a rope!" I still don't know WTF she meant.

nachobitxh , dailyinvention Report

Final score:

78points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I’m familiar with this phrase

19points

#14

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My dad used to say “That’ll put lead in your pencil”.

FactoryV4 , Yusuke SAKAI Report

Final score:

76points

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Tiny Dancer 3 years ago

That's got to be right up there with, "That'll put hair on your chest!", which always bugged me seeing as I was a chick, lol.

46points

#15

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mother used to say "he's got his wobbly boots on" whenever she saw someone drunk.

kiss_my_what , boothekolt Report

Final score:

67points

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Chris Wade 3 years ago

Haha that's cute

25points

#16

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When you put something in your mouth it's really hot and react.

Que grandma "well it wasn't cooked on a f*****k sewing machine"

thatmaintenanceguy , Emma Jane Report

Final score:

65points

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Daniel Pacheco 3 years ago

wonder if your grandma has latino roots? Sewing machines and to-saw, in castellano & spanish is 'máquina cosedora' / 'coser' (which is very simmilar to 'cocer' /to cook

13points

#17

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My father says, and I quote, "Foshizzle Manizzle."

Vesper2004 , Remy Sharp Report

Final score:

64points

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Joanna 3 years ago

Yeah, this is something older millennials remember. I remember it from 9th grade and I'm 32.

22points

Practical-Usual-4414 , Juan Camilo Trujillo Report

#18

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group When talking about drinking, my dad says "I got plowed the other night" rather than "I got drunk the other night"

Final score:

62points

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Otter 3 years ago

He doesn't have any gay friends, does he.

43points

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#19

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group I have a friend, about 15 years older than me, who constantly says s**t like "bump uglies".

KomedyChameleon , Charles Brewer Report

Final score:

57points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

And that, my friend, is what’s known as a Generation Gap!

36points

#20

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom is 71, she says things are cool. But she pronounces it like kewel, or kyoul.

OhAces , Jessica Merz Report

Final score:

55points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

She’s only five years older than I am and one of my faves is “cool beans”

57points

confused_enby102 , followtheseinstructions Report

#21

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group "The devil's been beatin' his wife"- when the sun is out but it's still raining. I heard this a lot growing up but apparently some people have never heard of it?

Final score:

55points

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Yugan Talovich 3 years ago

There's a very old English proverb that goes something like, If it rains while the sun is shining, the devil is beating his wife with a leg of mutton. It's so weird I've never forgotten it.

34points

#22

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My grandma would say “bull feathers” instead of bulls**t

Hunk_n_Butt , hotzeplotz Report

Final score:

53points

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Yugan Talovich 3 years ago

Horse feathers!

46points

#23

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My older relatives in Michigan (all passed away now) used to say Geez-O-Pete instead of Jesus Christ, I guess so as not to blaspheme? Who f**king knows?

motown_missile , Carlos Ebert Report

Final score:

49points

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Manny_Flawz 3 years ago

I have heard "geez louise"

26points

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#24

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My dad still talks about "The Japs!" Like he fought in world war 2. But he's too young and also not American.

Sparkes , Ryan Hyde Report

Final score:

41points

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Caro Caro 3 years ago

Lots of countries had to fight the Japanese in WWII. Dutch, British, Australians and then there were all the locals like Malay, Indonesian, etc.

28points

#25

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group I hate when old people ask “can you whack this off for me”

For $20 anything is possible tho

MarkedHondaMan , John Trainor Report

Final score:

41points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

"technically, sir, if I whacked it off for you, it wouldn't be called whacking off..."

13points

#26

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My coworker says "It's hotter than a blistered d**k in a wool sock"

CoolWalrus2085 , AnnaKika Report

Final score:

40points

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Zoe's Mom 3 years ago

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. An old friend says that.

44points

#27

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group 50/50 chance my mom is gonna say “and we’re off like a dirty shirt” when leaving an establishment.

I kinda like it though

Moonflufff , woodleywonderworks Report

Final score:

35points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

My favorite is “Let’s blow this popsicle stand.” I like it so much that I had a Swedish person tell me how to say it, so now I say (this is a transliteration since I have now idea how it it would be spelled in Swedish) the upper-case letters are said in a higher tone than the lower-case ones (apparently this matters) “Lo-TOOS spreng-A det-TA EES-glass stahnd...or, in the language of my people, Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”

26points

#28

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group grandpa: says narcist instead of narcissist. apparently back in the day that was normal

grandma: if wishes were fishes we’d have a big fry

Embarrassed-Cream , C Watts Report

Final score:

35points

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

"If wishes were Porsches, beggars would drive" ---- my mom having twisted "If wishes were horses".

19points

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#29

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group My mom says she’s “gotta go tink tink” instead of to the bathroom.

VividTangerine , Paul Report

Final score:

32points

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Jessica Rabbit 3 years ago

I called it tinkle once and my husband was like, "You are an adult, not a child".

23points

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#30

My father still says oriental

Bro-die6 Report

Final score:

11points

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Yugan Talovich 3 years ago

I live in the Orient where the term is still used and useful. Asia is everything from Arabia to the Philippines. The Orient is the Far East, the Chinese cultural sphere.

19points

#31

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group not offensive, just weird. my dad still says “sipping the sauce” instead of drinking lol

midnight_prophet_ , Kim Lowton Report

Final score:

9points

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Scagsy 3 years ago (edited)

Here in the UK, people can still be heard saying 'I had a good night on the sauce last night'. Meaning they had many interactions with the barman.

7points

#32

29 Outdated Words And Phrases Some Older Folks Use That Puzzle Millennials And Gen Zers In This Online Group Mother in law.. "black doctor" or "lady doctor" or "man nurse".. always a point worth noting for her

moneyshot62 , OnCall team Report

Final score:

8points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

She probably remembers back when it was pretty much all white men all the time.

17points

#33

Cotton picker. My dad said this instead of swears.

PurpleDerpNinja Report

Final score:

8points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I’ve heard cotton-picking as a substitute for numerous swear words.

15points

#34

Dude, outdated? I get a headhache from my tennage brothers new terminology. Like eating is called dusting. He's dusting the food. What?

Erik-Priebe Report

Final score:

5points

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OoNijNoO 3 years ago

Zero sense in that indeed

6points

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Green Cabochon 3 years ago

"If it was a snake it woulda bit you," when it takes a minute to notice something. My grandma always said it and now my mom does.

27points

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

Oh Lord I can hear my grandmother saying that! Thank you!

3points

A Head 3 years ago

Had a math professor in college - very nice older Texan woman - who, when talking about someone of...lesser intelligence, would say "He wouldn't now how to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel!"

11points

Higgleton 3 years ago

"He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

I have a question!! How do the older women in your country refer to menstruation? I've heard so many different versions and the most weird are "she has her clothes" (don't even know what that even means) and the classic "the Russians are coming" which I never liked as an expression.

9points

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Older women in the Netherlands do not speak much about menstruation. I've heard "Being on the rag." (which seems to have it's origin from the time where women had to sew the pads themselves) and "Waving the red flag."

8points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Which country? In the US, it was "on the rag" or "Flo is visiting" for my mother's generation and even sometimes "a friend in town". B/c heaven forbid we say, "She's having her menstrual period". I've seen "crimson tide" among younger, but that's all I can think of that I've actually *heard*.

8points

Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago

I'm 60 and we just always called it our period. I think my mom tried to call it my "friend" once and I told her it was no friend of mine! I grew up in NJ.

6points

Dodo 3 years ago

In the UK I've heard 'being on the blob' which I actually hate. But just 'being on' works too. Also 'time of the month' or 'got her monthlies'.

5points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

I'm guessing that's a 'red' allusion

5points

Suz66 3 years ago

Visit from Aunt Flo, on the rag, shark week...

5points

Viv Hart 3 years ago

It's that time of the month.

1point

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

I remember Nancy Reagan once saying that in her day they called it "the PIP." No other context.

1point

Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago

and the derogatory was "on the rag" but that was usually boys in high school.

1point

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Green Cabochon 3 years ago

"If it was a snake it woulda bit you," when it takes a minute to notice something. My grandma always said it and now my mom does.

27points

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

Oh Lord I can hear my grandmother saying that! Thank you!

3points

A Head 3 years ago

11points

Higgleton 3 years ago

"He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"

8points

Vicky Z 3 years ago

9points

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

8points