Golly Gosh!

Sounds like a trip to Costco.

The guy had a beyond burger.

I think the cat should be tied at number one, and the human kicked of the podium.

🖕

Would be a better GOP Presidential nominee than the current one

*MOMS, not MOM'S. Maybe if they taught grammar instead of wokeness at school, people would learn more...

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"Guys, guys... stop eating my body!"

Free sample at each stall = lunch

Lol. In Australia, there's pretty well ALWAYS a spider someone in every house.

Sweaty money needed washing

The car equivalent of the Ship of Theseus

Losers weepers!

How all the other dinosaurs REALLY died.

And if you don't have a doggie, just invent one for the excuse :)

🎶 When somebody sneezed 🎶

"We're sinking, we're sinking," radios the sinking ship. "Oh, vat are you sinking about?" replied the German coаstal guard.

Way to beat your own drum, guy.

Absolutely.

Especially the ones with the alligator teeth around the brim.

"But, but, but, it's our traditional culture!"

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men.... had scrambled egg for breakfast.

THIS!

Scarecrow has hay fever?