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Is it possible to say something offensive, but in a nice way? The question would be perplexing and probably without answers if not for this Instagram account.

Welcome to “Tastefully Offensive,” the page dedicated to sharing the most blunt and direct, sarcastic and funny tweets shared on the internet. They reflect what we all have been thinking lately: from hopes that 2022 is a precedented situation to someone pointing out how Leonardo DiCaprio owes his whole career to the iceberg that sank the Titanic, there’s a lot to digest.

And decide whether the tweets below are offensive or aren’t. Upvote your favorites as you go!

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    "Tastefully Offensive originally started as a website for sharing funny and viral content in June 2010 when the Internet was a much different place," Christian Baker, the founder and curator of Tastefully Offensive told Bored Panda

    "It started as a fun side project while I was working as a marketing manager for a wine company. After about a year the website became popular enough to become my full-time job, which continued for around 7 years. During that time, the website branched into several social media platforms including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram."

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    Rochelle Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

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    Londo Cotto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

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    Today, Christian is a full-time bartender which he calls his main passion in California’s Napa Valley. "But my love for Internet humor has never gone away," he said. "While the site still exists and is a great source of funny content, my main involvement with Tastefully Offensive is curating the Instagram page. I mainly share content (memes) that I find funny, which mostly get sourced from Twitter, Instagram or get shared with me by other IG users."

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    Jo Johannsen
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

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    J. F.
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

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    Fidgets McGee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

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    Christian says that his Instagram page Tastefully Offensive "basically feels like a place where he shares things he finds funny with 230k friends." He added that he loves when followers of the IG page add witty comments on posts and said that they are often funnier than the posts themselves.

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    When asked what the name Tastefully Offensive refers to, Christian said: "it refers to my sense of humor, which is sometimes on the offensive side but usually still comfortably sharable with parents and grandparents."

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    Shelli PL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note there are no modern female leaders involved in instigating war

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    Rob Kneepkens
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

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    Shell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

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    BoredPandaAddict
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

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    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.

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    APL
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also printer ink is literally the most expensive substance by weight in the world.

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    KitFrey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And like in Nailed It when they DONT FRIKIN GREASE OR BUTTER THE TRAY LIKE OFC ITS GONNA GET STUCK

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    tom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this just happened to me, I'm turning 50 this year

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    Jodi Baer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along time ago, my cousin and I went to a Halloween party. She is socially awkward, so she went as a mime and didn’t say a word to anybody.

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    DC
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to fix: Teach them how to wash their hands holding a gun, and how to vote holding a gun.

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    ZAPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If he was dying he wouldn't had written "argh", he would have just said it!" - Monty Python, Quest for the Holy Grail

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    September
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I was like, Welcome to my world, bitches! 🤣 And I already know how to bake 😉

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then keep standing just at the door occasionally knocking again or trying the handle, even after the person inside has said "Occupied". Bonus points for having others with you and having the conversation "Did someone answer? I'm not sure anyone is in there. The light is on though. Did you try knocking? Maybe try the door again" >.< So helpful

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    Nubis Knight
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little piglet didn't go to market to shop there! ;_; (as I just had to learn today).

    Mam cymraeg
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2nd daughter would only eat chicken so we had varieties like chicken pork and chicken beef lol

    Fourchette
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate : Here we also have forest chicken (mushroom); sea chicken (fish) and soft chicken (tofu) ... lol

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    RP
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be told honestly about the chicken (and all food supply facts) from the get-go as much as possible.

    Summer Mason
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dumb ass just realized my daughter didn't know. She's 8. This devastated her for a few days. But she definitely knew pork was pig and beef from a cow. Only one I ever lied to her about was deer.

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    Staffan Laring
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the ice cream truck plays it jingle it doesn’t mean it has run out of ice cream.

    September
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always told my kids the truth. Other adults were always less than impressed with that but they all came out better than me so there's that 😃

    ZAPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Childhood really is the best time of your life. 2. Childhood only lasts like 13 years, then you become depressed. 3. The depression never really goes away.

    Bob Belcher
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chucky Cheese hasn't been closed for 9 years and the people inside aren't reinspecting the rides again.

    Nazda Pokmov
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That money does not grow on trees and daddy has to go to work to make more money.

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple public parks close to me have randomly closed before.

    J. Normal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE as funny as this is... do not lie to your children. We have enough "lying is ok" in the world, please start teaching them LYING is WRONG

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely should teach you kids lying is wrong, but kids are still kids. That being said sometimes it is better for adults to tell a little fib than to be honest over certain topics. Also, kids(age depending of course) don't have the understanding of everything we as adults think they should. They process things differently. While I agree you should try to always be honest with your kids as much as possible, and in age specific terms, there are circumstances where honesty is not the best policy with children. Some topics just are not for children. A good example of kids processing things differently, we had a nice day here after a long cold streak. I took my daughter outside for a walk. She is 19 months old. She understand a lot, but she didn't understand why she couldn't keep going back outside to walk. She doesn't care that it's cold, or dark, or whatever. She wants what she wants. I had to take her out to show her it was cold and raining and she still didn't understand.

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    VM37
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That adults dont know what the hell they are doing most of the time.

    Chuck daniels
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Public parks close at dusk 2. If the power grid goes down, the tv is out of juic e 3.The fastest time to throw 10 soft toys into a target is 7.92 sec, and was achieved by James Rawlings (UK) in Chinnor, Oxfordshire, UK, on 1 June 2021. Absolutely a world record 4. Don't lie to your kids.

    Donna Clanclan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuffed animals don't need sleep, and bath toys don't need nightly playtime.

    Tammilee Truitt
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents never explained a damn thing. No. Clean your room. Put gunsmoke on. Eat that.

    Casey Horn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that he has just as much of a chance at being successful if he doesn’t listen to a word you say… ooo or finding out you’re just another dumbass living in the world, not the genius superhero that exists now. i think that scares everyone though. honestly my parents were cool. i don’t have a negative perspective on them. i have imposter syndrome.

    Vetus Vespertilio
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convinced my daughter that TV only played a few programs like Friendly Giant, Mr. Dressup, and Mr. Robert’s Neighborhood, and then went off the air until the next day.

    Sara Rahmes
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to give my daughter " sleepy time medicine" water w a little sugar & food coloring. She had to be in bed to take because it makes you fall asleep really fast.

    Tom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a thought: DON'T LIE TO THEM! Just tell them the truth and create rules. lol

    Ivana Bašić
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're vegan, my daughter is 6 and still struggling to accept the last one is true.

    ewa
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's does not have extended holidays and does not Rent out the parking space while on holidays .... (my kids are smart!)

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom and dad lied all their life and became that kid who piped up in class with an answer that always starts out with "My mom said...."

    Beck
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate fish. When I was little I thought frozen fish sticks were just chicken and called fish sticks. Inwas horrified at age like 12 when I put two and two together. Have not ate a fish stick in 30 years.

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    September
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather skid in broadside in a cloud of dust, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! WHAT A RIDE!" 😃☠

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    Mattewis88
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in RSA we were slap-bang back in the 1920's complete with prohibition and subsequent bootlegging + banned tobacco for extra punch. Pineapples and yeast suppliers made a fortune though.

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    olx
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, its younger sibling has *two shovels* and a bb gun in his back pocket, a pillow strapped to either side of his body and a metal bucket with eye holes on his head. oh and you have a bamboo skewer.

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    Carol Emory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the last time I went to visit my Dad (parents divorced) and my sister says "Oh..and mom knows you're in town." Eyes rolling, head down...wishing death on the person that tattled.

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    ZAPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait till you hear about our bunch. we banned alcohol to reduce bed occupancy (stabbings caused by alcohol use). Response? Grocery stores started selling bundled pineapples and yeast. https://www.businessinsider.co.za/how-to-make-your-own-homebrew-2020-4

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    Chuck daniels
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin skipped claiming taxes for ten years. "How will they know what I make if I don't claim it?"🤦🏻‍♂️ Well Jim, the knew. For the next 18 months they will be using other people's taxes to shelter you while you lose everything.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dads dog Was like "Food?" - My dad: "Sorry buddy, come back in an hour!" - Dog was like: Was back 59 mins 59 secs later. Still don't know how doggy knew the clock o.O

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good plan but only for the 3 countries still using imperial. LOL (Yes I'm being silly)

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I a freak because I would actually love to pay just for National Geographic without Disney+ or huge tv packages? There absolutely is a shortness of documentaries in all of the streaming market.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the ends into sharp by licking it then sent the pictures to my friends

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we could get the toys from pizza hut free with a 19.95 family pizza two garlic breads a 1.25l of Pepsi and chocolate mousse. Hooray for 1992.

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    L.A. Trefry
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the four years of hell that was the Trumpian dystopia, I sang it as "You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump." Didn't have to change a single word but the name.

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