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Today the global beauty industry is worth $532 billion and our demand for things to improve our looks feels like it has never been bigger. But the wish to look our best is as old as history itself, and people in the past were just as eager to go great lengths to fit beauty standards of the time. And trust me, they were heckin’ weird. Like weird squared.

The TikToker Zachary Margolis has collected some of the most eyebrow-raising, obscure, over-the-top and plain dangerous historical beauty trends that he shared in a series of viral videos for his “Offbeat History” account.

From Romans whitening their teeth with urine to 18th-century women sculpting their enormous wigs with lard, it makes you wonder whether today’s beauty favorites like the ‘no makeup’ makeup look, laminated brows, and brightly colored hair will look just as freaky in hundreds of years.

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14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 19th century many women ate deadly arsenic wafers to whiten and even out their complexions. Some of the side effect include cancer, baldness, epilepsy. In 1902 you could actually buy arsenic wafers from Sears.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the mid-1920's, a bronze, suntanned complexion became popular after Coco Chanel fell asleep on her yacht on the French Riviera. The suntan became a status symbol for a person who could afford sunny vacations, especially for those privileged enough to travel during the winter.

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    Sofia Di Tutti
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before withe skin was considered "noble" because poor were forced to work outside and got tanned...

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the middle ages the forehead was considered the most beautiful part of the woman's face. Many women removed their eyelashes to accentuate their foreheads. They also plucked their hairlines and eyebrows to achieve a long and oval face.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now To white their teeth, Romans would rinse their mouth with urine. Specifically urine shipped in from Portugal.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-aged urine that hadn't been refrigerated during transport, because refrigeration didn't exist! Tasty!

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 18th century, before invention of hairspray, women would use lard to sculpt their wigs. Yes, lard. One of the downsides is that the wig would become a literal rat's nest. Sometimes rats would live in the wig for weeks. Women had to sleep with cages around their heads to keep the rats away.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at least some people whitened the wigs with flour, which meant they were basically wearing a pancake on their heads instead of hair. You bet the bugs loved it!

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In pre-revolution France, accentuated veins were all the rage. Some people would color their veins with blue pencil to make them pop. Others would use leaches to make their veins more noticeable.

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visible veins meant they didn't work in the sun. It was a sign of status.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now During the Japanese Edo period, blackened teeth were popular amongst aristocrats and married women. Blackened teeth were considered a sign of beauty and the practice helped preserve teeth into old age. In 1870, this practice was banned by the Japanese government. Blackening teeth wasn't just popular in Japan, and some people still practice this today.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In 1936, Isabella Gilbert invented the Dimple-Maker. The machine consisted of a spring that fit around the face and two tiny knobs that pressed into the cheeks. I don't know what Isabella was thinning but the machine didn't work.

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    Softsquatch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can totally imagine this being sold on wish today, and people buying it

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In ancient Rome many women would moisturize with the sweat of gladiators. Whiles of sweat were sold as souvenirs outside the fights. The sweat was thought to be an aphrodisiac.

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    Prilsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the sweat probably had tons of pheromones so that makes sense

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1800s, eyelash transplants were all the rage. A specialist would sow the hair directly into the eyelid with a needle.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In ancient Greece the uni-brow was considered the sign of purity and intelligence. It was ideal to have eyebrows that melded together in the middle. Some women would darken their eyebrows with powder, while others would wear fake eyebrows made from goat's hair.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me two weeks and I would be stunning in ancient Greece.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1400s, Italian women wanted to have thin lips that were barely there. The paintings at the time didn't highlight or emphasize the lips in any way.

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be a century somewhere where I would have been considered attractive!

    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of makes me think of the 2000s trend of "concealer lips". Ugh.

    Beans
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh 'they liked thin lips' isn't a 'weird' beauty trend, it's literally just an aesthetic preference like how we worship at the altar of the impossibly thin now. This shouldn't be this high just because puffed up lips are the 'norm' now.

    Antony Aston
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much better than the inflated baboon bottom lips you see today

    Barbara Skolly
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally had some drunk chick try to pick a fight with me and while trying to get my attention called me "no lips", I would have thrived in both the thin lip era and the long forehead era.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have thought all that pee would have made them pucker. May be that's why most of lips were concealed in paintings.

    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'll notice, they never seemed to have eyelashes, either, as well as very thin eyebrows. If you look at the Mona Lisa, she doesn't have ANY eyebrows.

    Christine Curylo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my Favorite painting. Genevra is much prettier than the Mona Lisa.

    SlartyBlartFast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thin lips>lip-fillers, white skin>tanned skin, rail thin>BBLs and breast implants...humans be so fickle in their beauty standards for women, it's ridiculous. I am glad I got over the trends and I don't care anymore. When will feeling good and being healthy doing it become the fashion fad? :<

    Mumchkin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be astonished by the bloated lips out there today.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I really was born in the wrong era. I'm so white that I'm translucent, have hardly any eyebrows, visible veins and the thinnest lips. Oh well.

    Tory Chrome
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ahve been the "ugliest" last then... everyone remarks how large and red my lips are ;w;

    Carmen Sandiego
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lips are average, but I like to emphasize on them, I would have been hella ugly too!

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    Neil Bidle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romans (Italians) drinking imported pee... 1400 years later they didn't colour in the lips of paintings...still just as crazy as always I guess?

    pebs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I explained above, actually brushing your teeth with urine (and not drinking it) was not a custom of the Romans of Italy or other subjugated territories, but it was typical of the citizens of Spain, as is well known from the poem 39 of Catullus, who mocked Egnatius for this habit.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now Shortly after the invention of the x-ray machine, people used the machine to treat acne, eczema and for hair removal. Some of the side effects included atrophy, ulcerations, and cancer.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1920s the portable hair dryer came on to the market. This was a more convenient alternative to the bulky hair dryers of the time. The device was very dangerous though and would cause burns, electrocutions, and death.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is wondering why, appliances of the time did not have a chassis ground connection (no third pin), nor did they have polarized plugs (there was a 50/50 chance of the metal chassis being live at mains voltage depending on how you plugged it in). This hadn't previously been a problem because 'regular people' hadn't been using electrical appliances much prior to the 1920s.

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