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You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
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You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies

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What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!

Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!

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    They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!

    I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?

    AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
    SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.

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    TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
    YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.

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    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

    AngelicaNazario
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

    satia lynch
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)

    Jasmin
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

    byherzog
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

    DarrenMorrell
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

    adiana
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

    Dan Dawson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

    Jo Casey
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

    satia lynch
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

    SelinaHope
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

    TimHodgson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

    JeriVonDyck
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

    CédricPenti
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

    CrystalBoyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

    CrystalBoyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

    LouCubbage
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

    CharlottStenberg
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

    Wanthathing
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

    Deborah Pashkewicz
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

    StacyDodson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

    AndreasBoss
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

    AndreaInacoma
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-partner deserves actually some term of imprisonment and vasectomy

    PatrycjaKociołek
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

    AbiezerCelzo224352
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    What's the address of the author? Please have all the supplies outsied and inside his house. THIS IS HUMILIATING. VENGEANCE WILL MAKE YOU WORTHLESS. EAT THAT S**T.

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.

    AngelicaNazario
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!

    satia lynch
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)

    Jasmin
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be great if all you had to do to make people nicer human beings was to send them some horse poo. I would buy my own horse :-)

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close

    Annie
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.

    byherzog
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman was hiring Mexican kids to smear the inside of houses with poo, and yelling at them in Spanish?

    DarrenMorrell
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting

    adiana
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this idea, I think its genius! I wish I thought of it myself!

    Dan Dawson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously

    Jo Casey
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect gift for each and every one of the Trumps, administration and house and senate republicans! ❤️💩❤️

    satia lynch
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA

    SelinaHope
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?

    TimHodgson
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...

    JeriVonDyck
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.

    CédricPenti
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.

    CrystalBoyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan

    CrystalBoyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!

    ClaudiaGibson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!

    LouCubbage
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?

    CharlottStenberg
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.

    Wanthathing
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!

    Deborah Pashkewicz
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.

    StacyDodson
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather send this than a check to pay my sewer bill...

    AndreasBoss
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.

    AndreaInacoma
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-partner deserves actually some term of imprisonment and vasectomy

    PatrycjaKociołek
    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?

    Community Member
    10 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At www.ipoopyou.com you can send all kinds of different animal poop.

    AbiezerCelzo224352
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    What's the address of the author? Please have all the supplies outsied and inside his house. THIS IS HUMILIATING. VENGEANCE WILL MAKE YOU WORTHLESS. EAT THAT S**T.

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