What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!
Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!
More info: shitexpress.com
They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.
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Share on FacebookLook on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
Load More Replies...Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously
Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA
Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?
You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...
Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.
We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.
well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.
i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/
Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan
Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.
I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️
OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!
Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!
Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?
I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.
You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!
Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.
My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.
Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...
Load More Replies...My ex-partner deserves actually some term of imprisonment and vasectomy
I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
Load More Replies...Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA Send her lots lol :)
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
Www.poopsenders.com. you can send cow,elephant,gorilla poop anonymously
Kim Kardashian Smooch For Kids 8420 Melrose Avenue West Hollywood, CA 90069-5306 USA
Can i send it to someone who likes poo? Do you only do horse poo, or do you provide other varieties?
You've always been able to do it anonymously - it's just that now you can do it without getting your hands dirty...
Send it just to be a doosh and laugh about with your friends.
We have plenty of horse poop...to easy, if yer gonna step that way, try dog poop...don't walk sideways like a crab.
well I'd be happy to receive some for free, I actually buy some for my plants, it's an excellent fertilizer.
i think i need Justin Beibers! Anyone up for it?????????/
Thats awesome. I have a list of ppl to send s**t to. Lmao Crystal. Michigan
Thats awesome i have a list of ppl to send s**t to. I need to check into that. Crystal. Michigan.
I love it! Gonna make a a super gift for a select few‼️Make my holiday a lot more fun! And I'll be recycling! LMAO✌️
OMG what a great idea! Great gift for your least favorite governor or congressman! LMAO while I make a list!
Hilarious! Send a box to John Boehner & Mitch McConnell- Both of them are full of it!
Can I send one to Obama? Al Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Oprah Windfrey? Whoopie Goldberg? Rosie O'Donnell ? Nancy Pelosi?
I send s**t all the time... to the vet to see if my cats have parasites.
You can check out also shitsenders.com. They offer 3 different types of "gifts" and you can buy a Combo pack including all 3!
Hopefully the reciever does not have allergies to poop, organic or not.
My ex-wife deserves actually some rotten fish or brewing green cow stomage. Horse poop is lame.
Seems like my ex-father got some horse poop inside of his head...
Load More Replies...My ex-partner deserves actually some term of imprisonment and vasectomy
I was thinking about sending my own s**t to my ex-boyfriend by mail. Do you think it's legal?
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